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After washing the dishes, Jin Feng went back to the room, only Li Shishi who was reluctant to leave and Li Yixiao who was full of worries were left in the hall.

Li Shishi lay down on the sofa, even if he was wearing a short skirt, he spread his legs indistinctly, folded his arms and asked, "Tell me."

Li Yixiao said sadly: "What else is there to say, look at Jin Feng, does he still look like a straight man?"

Li Shishi sneered: "Straight, straight."

Li Yixiao immediately sat up straight, and asked in surprise: "Really? Is he straight?"

Li Shishi rubbed his chin: "It seems at present. But you should talk about it first, why do you think Jin Feng has a crush on you."

Li Yixiao told the story like this, the more he talked, the more scared he became, trembling with his arms folded: "Tell me, if Jin Feng knocks on my door tonight and sends me that kind of invitation, what will I do? ?”

Li Shishi squeezed his throat and called out cheaply: "Brother Jin, don't want it~"

"Be serious, let's get down to business!" Li Yixiao said angrily.

Li Shishi finally got a little serious: "Okay, I sorted it out just now. Generally speaking, Jin Feng didn't give you any hints in words or actions. He just looked at you a little strangely, as if he had something to tell you."

Li Yi smiled and nodded.

Li Shishi: "So according to my guess, you just fell into the three major illusions of life."

"What?" Li Yixiao asked.

"That is: the phone is vibrating, someone is knocking on the door, and he likes you." Li Shishi said earnestly, "Now you have committed the last and most serious one. Go back to sleep and reflect. Narcissism is a problem. be cured."

"This is not an illusion! Jin Feng is really interested in me. I even posted a post on the forum called "I think my roommate likes me". All the netizens below said he is crooked!"

Li Shishi is more serious than him: "I think your problem is too serious. At most, I always hallucinate that someone is walking upstairs, but I never wrongly suspect that someone has a crush on me. Your illusion is more than ten times worse than mine. ah."

"Oh, I also have hallucinations when someone is walking upstairs. For example, now, I can hear someone walking up the stairs." Li Yi said with a smile.

"Me too, are we hallucinating collectively?" Li Shishi also said.

The two looked at each other, and suddenly turned their heads to look at the stairs together in horror.

Jin Feng stood on the stairs with a water glass in his hand, his eyes were more frightened than the two of them.

Bad, bad!

Did Jin Feng hear all of this? !

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This was one of the most embarrassing scenes in Li Yixiao's life.

He, a straight guy who suspects his roommate is gay, and he, a big guy who has no sense of disobedience in women's clothing, the two discussed together whether the roommate suspected of being gay is gay or has a crush on him?

Then, the suspect caught the bag on the spot.

If there was a hole in the ground now, Li Yixiao would definitely jump into it without hesitation.

Li Yixiao, who blushed at the scene, turned his face away, and began to whistle nonchalantly to the ceiling, pretending that nothing happened, everything was the illusion of Jin Feng playing too many games.

But Li Shishi did not.

Li Shishi, he is a man with a very motherly name, a very womanly appearance, and even more womanly dress, but in his heart he is a man of iron and blood.

He bravely faced this embarrassing scene—of course, maybe because he was not the most embarrassing person—and then shamelessly asked Jin Feng: "Jin Feng, Li Yixiao suspects that you have a crush on him, so do you have one?"

Jin Feng's hand holding the cup twitched, and Li Yixiao believed that if it wasn't for his facial paralysis, his face might twitch.

"I, I, I'm not, I, I, I didn't!" Jin Feng stuttered as soon as he spoke in a state of extreme tension.

"Oh, since there is no one, let's sit on the sofa and talk about this issue together, lest someone can't sleep tonight because they suspect that a gay man next door slept, and send me a WeChat message for help in the middle of the night." Li Shishi patted The seat next to him motioned for Jin Feng to sit down too.

Jin Feng hesitated for a moment, walked over obediently, and sat down beside Li Shishi.

Li Yixiao and Jin Feng were separated by Li Shishi, Li Shishi looked at Jin Feng to the left and Li Yixiao to the right, both of them had red complexions, they dare not look at each other directly.

Li Shishi rolled his eyes: "Are you two gay blind dates? You blushed!"

The two shook their heads frantically.

Li Shishi raised his eyebrows, he was still thinking whether to play tricks on these two stupid straight men again, or to help them resolve their misunderstanding by doing good deeds every day?

The former made his conscience hurt a little, which was probably equivalent to being pricked by a needle, while the latter made him feel good about his conscience, but it was no fun, and it really made people hesitate.

Just when he was hesitating, the door was opened, and Xia Tianyu and Qiu Ning came back.

"Oh, I'm exhausted. Didn't I agree on vocal training today? Suddenly it changed to dance training. I'm not good at dancing, and I'm so tired that I can't breathe." Complain about the company's schedule today.

Seeing Li Shishi, Li Yixiao and Jin Feng sitting on the same couch, Qiu Ning asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Li Shishi smiled, and he decided that it is Li Yixiao's style to do good every day. Of course, a villain like him will do evil every day.

Because he has no such thing as a conscience!

"Oh, we are discussing the issue of sexual orientation, let me tell you, Jin Feng and Li Yixiao..." There was a sly malice in Li Shishi's smile.

Jin Feng and Li Yixiao burst into flames at the same time, and they went to cover Li Shishi's mouth together.Unexpectedly, Li Shishi was agile, as if he knew the plan of the two people a long time ago, he dexterously squatted down, got out from the double-teaming of the two, and said loudly: "They are in love!!! Friends, let We bless this couple and wish them a happy marriage for a hundred years and grow old together! Ah, this is love, a love that does not care about gender! How great and sincere, come, let me, Master Li, send you a song "Today You Will Marry Me" !"

Qiu Ning was stunned, Xia Tianyu was stunned, and the two girls stood blankly at the door looking at the flamboyant sofa trio.

"Tiantian, calm down, maybe Li Shishi is joking." Qiu Ning, who was relieved, immediately said to Xia Tianyu.

Xia Tianyu, who was expressionless, walked straight into the kitchen.

After a few seconds, Xia Tianyu, who was holding a kitchen knife, said in a serious tone: "Li Yixiao!"

Li Yixiao was arresting Li Shishi, and suddenly heard Xia Tianyu calling him quietly, turning around...

"You're going to die!!!!" Xia Tianyu, who was wielding a kitchen knife, roared and rushed towards Li Yixiao.

"Don't, sister! Wake up! It's all a misunderstanding, Jin Feng and I have nothing, we didn't have sex, no!!!" Li Yixiao was so frightened that he fled crazily with his head in his arms, and fled in one breath. After leaving the villa, he rushed to the road in the community.

In the room, Jin Feng, Li Shishi, and Qiu Ning went into battle together, and somehow snatched the kitchen knife from Xia Tianyu's hand.

"Oh my god, little girl, don't let your mentality explode like this. I don't think it's crazy for you to drop your performance every month. Why do you want to kill a man?" Li Shishi persuaded him bitchly. , It's just that these persuasive words sound like fanning the flames.

Xia Tianyu sat on the ground and wailed loudly: "Ahhhhhh, why is this! I'm already in such a miserable situation, why do even men want to rob me of men! I don't accept it! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

While crying, Xia Tianyu, who was in an emotional breakdown, stretched out her hand skillfully, and said to Qiu Ning in a low voice, "Give me a tissue!"

Qiu Ning sighed, and also skillfully opened the bag and handed her a pack of tissues.

Xia Tianyu took out one, rubbed her nose hard, then threw the tissue on the ground, and asked Jin Feng aggrievedly: "What's so good about Li Yixiao?"

"I, no, no... that, no... he..." After the tension exceeded the threshold, Jin Feng's words were completely broken, and he hesitated for a long time but couldn't make up a sentence.

Xia Tianyu seemed to have finally given up. She showed a heartless smile: "I won't wish you happiness! I wish you a son with no asshole!"

Li Shishi said coolly: "Two men cannot be born."

Xia Tianyu beat the ground hard and burst into tears.

Because Li Yixiao, the only eloquent and conscientious person, has already run away, Jin Feng became more and more anxious and became speechless, and the only person in the room who knew the inside story was Li Shishi, who was not too serious to watch the excitement, and his eyes were greatly spoiled. I won't help them clarify the problem. I'm happily watching a play at the moment, and I'm just eating melon seeds next to me.

Besides, Li Yixiao.

Because he was threatened by his roommate with a knife, he fled the scene in a panic. After wandering around the community for a while, he thought about going back.

The retreat was too hasty just now, he didn't bring his mobile phone, and he couldn't make a call to ask Xia Tianyu if he was emotionally stable, for fear that he would be chopped off with a kitchen knife if he went back directly.

Hiss, how can the little girl want to beat and kill at every turn, so scary!

"Smile, what are you doing here?" Han Mai asked.

Li Yixiao turned around abruptly, seeing that it was Han Mai, he immediately felt safe, and excitedly held his elder brother's hand: "Brother, you are back, I was almost killed!"

Han Mai was shocked: "Who? Who wants to kill you?"

"Xia Tianyu! She suspected that I was having an affair with Jin Feng, and was so angry that she took a kitchen knife and wanted to chop me up. Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise you would only see me with no head now, and then call the police. "Li Yixiao said aggrievedly.

"You and Jin Feng?" Han Mai was shocked, "Are you really...?"

"I'm not, I don't! It's Jin Feng, Jin Feng has a crush on me!" Li Yixiao panicked, throwing the blame on Jin Feng.

"Jin Feng? No way?" Han Mai's expression was serious, and the more he thought about it, "You're right, I've never thought about it before, but now that I think about it, it's not right. Jin Feng never It's unscientific to get close to any woman, even the netizens are all men who can play games, this is unscientific, at this age, everyone would want to get closer to a girl."

Li Yixiao nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, he is very suspicious, right? He also used a small account to undercover in my QQ group, and he has been watching my live broadcast!"

"No wonder one day when I mentioned your live broadcast, Jin Feng interrupted right away. He usually doesn't speak!" Han Mai suddenly realized.

Li Yixiao also suddenly realized: "He really has a crush on me!"

"Brother, what do you think?" Han Mai asked earnestly, "Let me tell you first, I absolutely do not discriminate against homosexuals. When I was abroad... when I watched foreign movies, there were many men and men in them. We got together. I think no matter if you like a man or a woman, you should be respected, and we should look at the LGBT group with an open and inclusive perspective.”

"What is LGBT?" Li Yixiao asked.

"It's the minority sexual orientation." Han Mai said.

"Brother, you know a lot!" Li Yixiao respected Han Mai once again. This big brother doesn't smoke, drink or drink, and he is educated. Apart from the embarrassing way of shouting Mai in the live broadcast, he is really a good man who has nothing to be picky about.

"Hahahahahahaha, I just like it. I just read Weibo or something. I don't really understand it. I'm uneducated! I don't have any education at all, and I haven't read much!" Han Mai laughed awkwardly, afraid of being laughed at by Li Yi. see through.

"Brother, why don't you help me check the situation in the house first? I dare not go in now, for fear of being hacked to death by Xia Tianyu." Li Yixiao said.

"Leave it to me!" Han Mai took two steps, then turned back, and shook Li Yixiao's hand vigorously, "Brother, as I said, I will never discriminate against you."

"Wait, I'm not, I'm not!" Li Yixiao panicked.

Han Mai was skeptical, and relieved: "No matter whether it is true or not, the eldest brother will support you! I will always be your strongest backing!"

Li Yixiao was so moved that he held Han Mai's hand instead: "Brother..."

Han Mai was also very moved, and looked at his good brother affectionately and encouragingly: "Smile..."

Li Shishi came out to find someone: "Hey, it's so disgusting, are you telling each other your heartfelt feelings?"

Xia Tianyu who had just been taught a lesson: "Oh my God, you not only hooked up with Jin Feng, you also hooked up with Brother Han Mai! Why are you so disrespectful man! Have you ever learned some male moral education!"

Qiu Ning, who accompanied Xia Tianyu out to find someone: "The way you men express your feelings, sometimes you can be a little more subtle."

Jin Feng who came out together: "..."

Li Yixiao screamed again, and broke away from his elder brother's hand: "I'm not, I'm not!!!"

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Chapter 22 I think, my roommate likes me 03┃So that's what Jin Feng meant to me!

When they returned to the living room of the villa, everyone calmed down a little. At least Xia Tianyu would not take out a kitchen knife to physically destroy her rival.

Li Yixiao explained seriously: "This matter is a complete misunderstanding! It's my fault, I misunderstood that Jin Feng had a crush on me..."

Jin Feng looked at him with unbelievable eyes, as if he had been greatly wronged.

Li Yixiao raised his hands in surrender: "Brother, I was wrong about this, I have something wrong with myself, but you'd better tell me why you tipped me in the live broadcast room on the first day I started broadcasting, and added me The QQ group? And these days, you have been secretly looking at me, I found out several times, I feel hairy."

Everyone looked at him with "Jin Feng, you can do it".

Jin Feng was so anxious that he was sweating and couldn't keep up with his words, so he simply typed on his mobile phone, and then showed the mobile phone to everyone.

--no!I think you are very good at speaking, so I want to learn.

Li Yixiao was stunned: "That's it?"

Jin Feng nodded vigorously, then thought of something, bowed his head and typed again:

——Your show is doing very well, and you have a great talent for planning. I would like to ask you to help me plan the live broadcast.

"Then you can tell me directly!"

Jin Feng blushed suddenly, and typed on his mobile phone again:

—I'm not too embarrassed.

"What's so embarrassing about this!" Li Yixiao was defeated by the brain circuit of the radio game nerd, so why not just say it?

Oh, I forgot that Jin Feng stuttered and couldn't speak clearly, and the more anxious he became, the more unclear he was.

——My current live broadcast is not good, I want to make a change.

Jin Feng held up the phone to show Li Yixiao.

Li Yixiao let out a long breath.

Great, I finally understand that this is the case.

"The most important thing between people is communication. If you have something to say, then there will be no misunderstandings." Han Mai said solemnly, "If you insist on entanglement, you will easily get bald, you know? Drink more wolfberry chrysanthemum tea, It strengthens the spleen, nourishes the stomach, soothes the nerves, calms the nerves, beautifies hair growth, burns oil, burns fat, nourishes the body, men drink it to nourish the kidneys, women drink it to nourish the skin, whoever drinks it will know..."

Li Yixiao, who found that his chrysanthemum was not missed, laughed brightly, and patted his chest to promise: "Oh, it's easy to talk! Let's study your problem carefully! Leave it to me!"

Xia Tianyu, who found out that the male god is not gay, finally regained her vitality: "I, I, I, I, I can help too!"

"Go away, I don't trust you because of your virtue of chopping me with a kitchen knife just now. I won't forgive you even if you call me daddy. Go away!" Li Yixiao waved his hand, wanting this Troubleshooters drive away.

Xia Tianyu glared at him angrily: "Hmph, let me see if you can come up with a good solution. If you can't do it, don't kneel down and beg my sister for help."

Li Yixiao ignored him, and turned to look at Li Shishi who was at the side.

Li Shishi winked at him, blinked his big eyes, and looked innocent.

Li Yixiao was unmoved: "Master Li, are you ready to suffer death?"

Li Shishi spread his hands: "What does it matter to me? I'm just eating melons. Oh, I have to go back and prepare for the live broadcast. Bye, handsome guys and beauties, I wish you a good day, bye!"

After speaking, Li Shishi ran away and quickly disappeared at the scene of the accident.

"A scourge, this man is really a scourge!" Li Yixiao had already seen his true nature.

"He prefers to play pranks," Qiu Ning said.

"If it wasn't for his beauty, he would have been beaten to death long ago." Li Yixiao said angrily.

Xia Tianyu also said angrily: "Sooner or later he will have sores on the top of his head, pus on the soles of his feet, give birth to a son without an ass hole, and lose his money every day!"

"That's right, that's right!" Li Yixiao echoed.

Li Shishi, who happily fled back to the dormitory, took out his mobile phone: "Oh, seventeen fan babies sent me WeChat red envelopes today, so happy."

Li Shishi quickly took a screenshot of the WeChat wallet and sent it to the group, and sent fans a love message, and then received more red envelopes.

"Master, why are you so happy?" The old lady sitting in a wheelchair basking in the sun asked with a smile.

Li Shishi smiled happily: "I am very happy to see the excitement today."

The old lady grinned her broken teeth: "Just be happy."

Good day, rich, fun, so happy.Li Shishi finished taking care of the old lady, lying on the bed, thinking happily.

This person is different from person to person.

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"So your biggest worry now is that the popularity of the live broadcast cannot increase, not the problem of daily communication?" After talking with Jin Feng, Li Yixiao was stunned by the brain circuit of this game nerd.

Jin Feng nodded. When he wasn't nervous, he didn't stutter very much. For example, now, he said quite fluently: "I have daily communication, no problem."

Big brother, where did your self-confidence come from?Living under the same roof with four colleagues, you have spoken less than ten sentences in three days, and still feel that you have no problem with daily communication?Li Yixiao complained wildly in his heart.

"Forget it, let's not worry about daily communication. Since you want to increase the popularity of the live broadcast, I can help you find a way." Li Yixiao said confidently.

Isn't it just to help people plan?He has made Yuanyuan, a popular food anchor, more popular!

"Speaking of which, what do you think about becoming an anchor after retiring?" Li Yixiao asked curiously.Although Han Mai told him some things about Jin Feng, he didn't say much.

With Jin Feng's personality, no matter how you look at it, he is not suitable to be a game anchor.

Jin Feng rested his right hand on his left, and did not speak for a long time.

Li Yixiao noticed his hands, especially slender and beautiful fingers, which looked like the hands of a big girl.

"It's okay if you don't want to say it, I'll just ask casually." Li Yixiao thought he didn't want to answer, so he quickly smoothed things over and talked about himself, "It's also a coincidence that I do this business. I used to deliver food, but a Gold medal delivery person, top three monthly performance. Later, because she always delivered food to the same household, she met the owner. She is an unpopular food anchor. I got to know her, I helped her shoot videos, did post-processing, and planned, and then became a partner... After we separated, I came out and worked alone."

Jin Feng looked at him: "You are excellent and will succeed."

Being praised so earnestly, Li Yixiao felt embarrassed: "I hope!"

Jin Feng thought about it for a moment, and then he also talked about himself: "I have retired due to a hand injury."

Li Yixiao stared at his hand, looked carefully, only to find that there were some traces of old injuries on his right hand, the scars were already very faded.

"Your hand is a guy who eats, how did it hurt?" Li Yixiao asked.

Jin Feng looked down at his right hand and moved it lightly a few times. His fingers were very nimble, but he knew very well that it was impossible for this hand to practice and compete as intensively as before. Since that day...

"I was not careful." Jin Feng said desolately.

Li Yixiao was skeptical, but he couldn't pick up Jin Feng's scar at this time, they haven't gotten to know each other well enough yet.

"You came to be the anchor after that?" Li Yixiao asked.

"No, I'm going home...to sell sweet potatoes, my father is sick, I have to take care of my younger brother." Jin Feng said expressionlessly.

Li Yixiao: Is this going to be "Sweet Potato Pan'an"? ? ?

"Ah, don't e-sports players retire to become anchors, selling beef jerky and earn millions a month? That's what the news says!" Li Yixiao questioned with his shallow common sense.

"..."

"Oh, okay, I shouldn't believe those nonsense news, but you are so handsome, how can you not sell sweet potatoes...Emma, ​​I don't mean to look down on selling sweet potatoes, as the saying goes, as long as you live a good life Well, I can do whatever I need. When I was in vocational high school, I set up roadside stalls every day to sell trinkets to earn tuition fees, and there is nothing wrong with stealing or robbing." Li Yixiao said.

"Later, my old captain signed with this company and introduced me," Jin Feng said.

"Hmm, how is your old teammate doing now? Which manager is working for you?" Li Yixiao asked.

"I changed jobs." Jin Feng said.

"Oh……"

The scene was a bit embarrassing.

Li Yixiao coughed twice, and said enthusiastically: "In short, I have a few ideas now, which will definitely increase your popularity, but you have to promise me and cooperate with me throughout the process." Li Yixiao said to him.

Jin Feng looked at him suspiciously, but in the end his professionalism to do a good job in the live broadcast overcame his doubts, and he nodded in agreement.

Li Yixiao patted the table: "Okay, then you can post on Weibo now, saying that the newly bought camera and sound card have arrived, and the live broadcast will be normal tonight, the kind that shows your face!"

Jin Feng looked at Li Yixiao in horror.

Li Yixiao smiled evilly: "Let's live broadcast together! You play games, I explain, both of them are in the shot, the effect is guaranteed to be amazing!"

"I, I, I, I don't appear in the mirror!" Jin Feng became nervous, and started to stammer again.

"If you don't enter, you have to enter, big brother, you have such a face that looks better than Pan An, and you spend all day huddling behind the computer and playing games, what are you trying to do? Do you know that this has caused inhumane damage to your appearance? Waste! That's the decision! I'll go to Chen Yang to apply for an automatic infrared beauty camera, and get a few fill lights, and I'll make you look so handsome!"

Jin Feng deeply felt that he had made a wrong choice.

what to do?Social fear, fear.

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