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Why do you send me things like plumbing repairs, computer repairs, and video editing? "Chen Yang called Li Yixiao in confusion, "You also teach people how to make up, clean the room and storage skills, and even teach you how to fold clothes. Is this a funny teaching film?"Why are you always cooking at the beginning? "

Li Yixiao sighed quietly: "Brother, every time I live broadcast cooking, something will happen, and in the end it becomes teaching people how to solve problems."

"...What kind of bad luck are you doing?" Chen Yang was shocked.

Li Yixiao burst into tears.

"Your video has been cut, so why not post it online? Although it won't be popular, at least it's just a little content. If you want to make more content, there will always be times when a blind cat meets a dead mouse." Chen Yang said.

Li Yixiao continued to burst into tears, crying and posted the teaching video he had edited to Weibo and various short video apps.

Although it will not be popular, it is output anyway.

Li Yixiao has already resigned to his fate.

However, sometimes, fate is so wonderful, but these videos of Li Yixiao's hopelessness suddenly become popular!

"Brother, did you know that your video was reposted by a big V! Now it has been reposted thousands of times!" Han Mai suddenly came to Li Yixiao excitedly and told the good news.

Li Yixiao was taken aback, and quickly took out his phone and opened Weibo.

Good guy, a blogger named "Golden Gate Bridge is Falling Down" reposted his video for no reason, which immediately brought traffic up.

"Could it be that kid Chen Yang is finally willing to buy marketing for me?" Li Yixiao wondered, and quickly called Chen Yang.

Chen Yang was even more at a loss than him: "No, this is not the big V that our company cooperates with, it's a tap water, a water army that came to the door by itself, isn't that good, brother?"

Tap water, does he have tap water?

Li Yixiao was ecstatic, researching this big V for a long time.

This big V called "Golden Gate Bridge is Falling" is written in the United States, and has more than 100 million followers. He is a blogger who translates and reposts interesting overseas events. He didn’t repost such videos before. I don’t know what’s going on this time. , reposted the episode where Li Yixiao taught people how to cut videos, which brought a lot of attention to Li Yixiao, and even several other videos were reposted in large numbers.

Chen Yang quickly contacted the big V who cooperated with the company, and brought the traffic of "Li Shisanxiao".

The comment area is simply a happy scene, Li Yixiao's accident physique was crazily complained about.

——This blogger is poisonous. He has made six food videos, and none of them have finished cooking.

——What about home cooking?You even taught me how to do makeup, why don't you teach me how to cook?

——This computer repairing technique is quite practical. It even taught me how to reinstall the system and how to assemble a computer by myself, which is very considerate.

——The blogger's skill tree is really strange, make-up, plumbing repair, video editing, room storage...the only difference is cooking.

——The occupations that the blogger currently claims to have engaged in: chef, post-millionaire, computer repair shop, plumber, celebrity makeup artist, househusband... Blogger, what exactly do you do?

——This must be the effect of the show!I can't believe someone is so unlucky!

No matter what the audience's attitude is, it's always a good thing when the popularity rises. Li Yixiao, who never thought that he would become popular because of this kind of video, is still walking like a float.

"My friends, I have broken [-] followers! Let's have dinner together! I'll cook!" Li Yixiao happily told his roommates the good news.

So Li Yixiao went to the kitchen to cook a big meal again. He cooked a whole table and invited all the roommates and Mr. Li next door to join.

"Comrades, today's dinner is mainly a celebration. I'm here to announce the good news. Congratulations. I suddenly became popular. My six unscrupulous food videos have been forwarded more than [-] times in total! My personal attention has exceeded [-]! Everyone applauds! "After Li Yixiao finished speaking, he was the first to applaud.

There was a burst of applause at the dining table, some serious and some perfunctory.

There was even the sound of "bang bang bang" gunshots. You don't need to look to know that Jin Feng is playing a mobile game.

This kid is completely an Internet addict, he eats, sleeps and plays games all day long, or just sneaks at him with weird eyes, which makes Li Yixiao's hairs stand on end.

"By the way, let's all share some recent good news. Does anyone want to tell you?" Li Yixiao asked everyone.

Li Shishi raised his hand: "I am ranked second in terms of performance this month, which is one place higher than last month. The company decided to give me a 5% commission, and also accepted seven commercial performances, three online advertisements, and eight more. Product promotion. Calculated this month, after deducting the company's commission and personal tax, the income will be 180 million."

Everyone: "..."

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

Xia Tianyu kept pulling her fingers, muttering: "180 million, 180 million, 180 million...my god...I'm dead...I don't even get a fraction..."

The smile on Li Yixiao's face froze: Boss, is it really okay for you to stimulate our poor dormitory like this?Don't you know that the performance of all the people in our dormitory is not as high as yours?

Qiu Ning looked normal, and congratulated Master Li with a smile: "Congratulations."

Li Shishi proudly said: "Red Star doesn't have a male anchor with higher income than me, so, from today on, please respectfully call me Red Star's First Brother!"

Xia Tianyu rolled her eyes: "It's the first sister of Hongxing."

"That's not true. After all, there is Lu Feifei. If you count the short video, Zheng Xianxian's performance is better than mine." Li Shishi replied solemnly.

Xia Tianyu said quietly: "The metaphysics of our company is that people with overlapping names will be popular? Should I change my name to Xia Tiantian?"

Li Shishi smiled mockingly: "It's useless to change your name. It's mainly a matter of character."

Xia Tianyu is angry.

"Ahahaha, does anyone else have any good news to announce?" Li Yixiao asked with a dry smile.

Xia Tianyu fell into a tangle again.

She is a girl full of inner drama. At this moment, she couldn't help thinking: Did Li Yixiao deliberately embarrass her?If everyone said it and she didn't, wouldn't it appear that she accomplished nothing?

She must have made a fool of herself on purpose!

Xia Tianyu racked her brains and began to think about what good news she could announce?

Damn, none of them!

It doesn't matter, as long as Qiu Ning has no good news, she is not considered a loser!

"I also have good news to announce." Just as Xia Tianyu was racking her brains, Qiu Ning spoke.

"I met a very talented musician. After watching my live broadcast, I felt that my voice was very good. It was very suitable for the song she just wrote. I tried to sing it. It was a very nice love song." Qiu Ning laughed said.

"Could it be some little fan who has a crush on you?" Li Yixiao joked, and couldn't help peeping at Han Mai's face nervously. He knew that Yao Mai had always admired Qiu Ning, and he often watched Qiu Ning's live broadcasts. "Handsome? Have you seen the photos?"

However, Han Mai didn't feel nervous at all. Looking carefully, he was still blushing a little.

Li Yixiao wondered why Han Mai would react like this. There are fans who write songs for the goddess, shouldn't they be nervous?

Qiu Ning smiled embarrassedly: "It's not a boy, it's a girl named Cheng Yu. The song is really good, let me sing it for you."

So Qiu Ning sang it. This is a love song, which is different from the sweet and greasy songs that are popular recently. The lyrics are full of happiness and sadness when you are secretly in love with someone. The timidity of approaching.

After Qiu Ning finished singing, she looked at everyone expectantly.

Xia Tianyu cried out with a "wow": "It's so beautiful! I'm so touched! What's the name of this song!"

"It's called "I'm Loving You." Qiu Ning said.

Xia Tianyu suddenly cried: "It's great, this song, I am so moved, oh oh, too much sense of substitution, so moved oh oh oh."

Li Yixiao crazily hinted at Jin Feng with his eyes, listen to the voice of the little girl who has a crush on you!

Jin Feng, an otaku, was addicted to games and couldn't extricate himself. He didn't even notice what Xia Tianyu said.

Li Yixiao was helpless, this person was doomed to be alone all his life.

Everyone gave this song a high praise, especially Han Mai, who praised the author of this song to the sky, praising her for being very professional, sincere and touching.Conclusion - this is a world-class wizard!

Li Yixiao was even more puzzled, why is Han Mai so excited?

Qiu Ning said: "If everyone agrees that it is very good, I will concentrate on preparing this song, maybe it will be popular."

"Popularity is for sure, such a good song..." Xia Tianyu's enthusiasm passed away, and the sour feeling came up again, she muttered softly, "Why can't I meet such a musician?"

Li Shishi said coldly, "Because Qiuning is prettier than you."

Xia Tianyu had a murderous look on her face.

"Okay, okay, let's not digress. Since no one wants to say good news, let me announce one more thing. In another week, it will be our brother Han Maihan's birthday. Everyone who wants to congratulate is ready to congratulate. Those who give gifts have prepared their gifts and have been notified." Li Yi said with a smile.

"Got it!" Everyone said together.

"You know my birthday?" Han Mai was a little surprised.

"Of course, I care about you all so much. Well, there's nothing else to do, let's celebrate now! Let's Party!" Li Yixiao turned off the lights, and began clapping desperately.

Driven by him, the atmosphere suddenly became lively, everyone laughed for a while, and began to gather for drinking.Xia Tianyu poured Li Yixiao violently, and Li Yixiao drank most of the bottle inexplicably. After drinking too much, Li Yixiao began to pour Korean wheat. .

"Add wolfberry to the beer, it invigorates the spleen, nourishes the stomach and soothes the nerves," Han Mai said.

Jin Feng took a pack of Vita Lemon Tea, squatted in the corner and drank it silently, bowed his head and played another game, Li Yixiao ignored him when he asked him to drink.

"Wait, wait for me to fight again." Jin Feng said.

Li Shishi drank too much, and jumped on the table to perform a striptease for everyone. Li Yixiao, who was already drunk, called him frantically, and was dragged down by Qiu Ning, who was still sane.

"I want to do something, hiccup, very, crazy thing!" Xia Tianyu, who was already drunk, hiccupped, and said to Li Yixiao, who was also drunk with dull eyes.

"What's the matter?" Li Yixiao asked drunkenly.

Xia Tianyu laughed loudly, stumbled towards the refrigerator, and took out the dark dishes that Li Yixiao didn't throw away.

"Let you, hiccup, scare me with bugs. I, hiccup, will feed you this dark dish today!!!" Xia Tianyu laughed wildly, grabbed the bug meal and rushed towards Li Yixiao.

Li Yixiao was so frightened that he woke up from the wine, and screamed while running away from the room: "Don't! Wake up! Xia Tianyu, don't go crazy!!!"

"Hahahaha, I'm not crazy, I'm just drunk hahahahahaha!" Xia Tianyu chased Li Yixiao up and down.

Li Yixiao yelled: "I threw away the worm meal a long time ago, you can see clearly! What you opened just now was not the refrigerator, but the kitchen cabinet. What you took was not the worm meal, but a box of live worms. I Forgot to throw it away!!!”

Xia Tianyu looked at her hand in a haze.

It was a transparent plastic box with a group of happy little bugs writhing inside.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

With a scream, Xia Tianyu threw the box out and landed on Li Yixiao's body.

The lid of the box flew out, and a scorpion was lying on Li Yixiao's face.

Li smiled, rolled his eyes, and died.