shut up you bitch

With this teaching aid specially for scumbags, Xu Jiashu instantly felt that his steps were much lighter, as if half of the burden on his heart had been lifted.

As he walked, he planned how to use the thing to its full potential.

As a result, after walking a few steps, they heard a noisy voice.

"Hey! That brother with a book of martial arts secrets in his hand! Wait!"

Xu Jiashu paused, glanced at the teaching assistant rolled into a cylinder in his hand, thought that this is not a fucking secret book, so he continued to walk forward without knowing it.

The voice became urgent: "Fuck! Brother! Wait! Brother... Brother Ye's deskmate!"

The last five words successfully made Xu Jiashu stop.

He turned his head, and saw a bloated fat man running towards him, complaining as he ran, "I told you to wait! There's wind under your feet, right? You run so fast."

Xu Jiashu: "...Ah, you..."

He has the impression that this guy is the fat guy who sang limericks at the barbecue restaurant last time, what's his name...what's his name?

"Yes, you're not mistaken, I'm He Yixuan, your brother." He Yixuan wiped his greasy hair back, protruding a big face, "What are you holding? It's black, it really is what it is Is it the secret book that must be learned by the legendary wizards of the world?"

"... Jiaofu."

He Yixuan didn't expect the answer to be such a mundane word, and Dang even lost interest: "Don't talk about this, go back to school? Let's do it together."

Xu Jiashu: "..." This person is really too familiar.

He Yixuan is indeed relatively familiar, especially considering that Xu Jiashu is still brother Ye's deskmate, the face project must be done properly.

So, He Yixuan bought two cups of milk tea, gave Xu Jiashu a cup, and said that if you don't drink it, you will look down on me!

Xu Jiashu really wanted to reply that I just look down on you, but seeing this man blinking and looking at him pitifully, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to take a few sips.

Fuck, it's so sweet.

Xu Jiashu: "Don't you think it's sweet?"

He Yixuan raised his eyebrows indifferently: "It's just right."

"..." I finally know the origin of your body shape.

"Hey, that... what's your name?" He Yixuan bumped Xu Jiashu with his elbow, "I asked Brother Ye last time, guess what? He said he forgot!"

"..."

"But don't be angry, Brother Ye is just so virtuous!" He Yixuan laughed and laughed, "Otherwise, why would those girls be so obsessed with him? Men, they just need to have some characteristics to ferment into charm, you say Isn't it?"

"..." Xu Jiashu thought it was your mother.

Xu Jiashu couldn't stand the sweetness of the milk tea, so he took a few sips perfunctorily and held it in his hand: "My name is Xu Jiashu."

"Good name!" As soon as he finished speaking, He Yixuan exclaimed in admiration, very exaggerated, "You can tell from this name that you are not an ordinary person, you are my brother! Come on, brother, let's add a Penguin account!"

Xu Jiashu refused ten thousand times in his heart, and even his face was full of resistance, but this person seemed to have a shielding system, and he was just pulling him to add friends.

After the addition, he reminded: "Friends should keep in touch more."

Xu Jiashu didn't bother to talk to him.

Along the way, Xu Jiashu didn't say much, Ting Potian just replied "um" and "ah" in monosyllables.

But He Yixuan can always open up new topics from his weak and perfunctory answers until...

"Fuck."

Xu Jiashu was taken aback, and looked at He Yixuan who suddenly expressed emotion.

He Yixuan pulled Xu Jiashu, turned sideways, slammed against the wall, and said in a low voice, "Damn...I saw...Tao Xialu confessed to Brother Ye again."

"Tao Xialu?"

"A girl who has liked Brother Ye for a long time."

"..." Xu Jiashu leaned forward, looking somewhere.