shut up you bitch

Xu Jiashu slumped on the bench by the side of the road, covering his eyes with the back of his hands, blocking out the sun that was not dazzling at all.

Jiang Ye took two bottles of water, walked over slowly, sat down beside him, put one bottle between the two of them, unscrewed the other bottle, and looked at the pretender from the corner of his eye while drinking. Comrade.

To be honest, seeing how confident this man was just now, he thought he had two brushes, but after a long time he was just a paper tiger.

After the paper tiger rested for a long time, it finally showed signs of returning to its soul.

He slowly moved the back of his hand away, turned his head, and met Jiang Ye's gaze.

"How is it? Have you rested?" Although Xu Jiashu's spirit has recovered a lot, his lips are still a little white, which can be seen as the sequelae of some stimulating exercise.

But even so, he still had to bite the bullet and pretend to be aggressive: "This project is a bit out of line, if you feel uncomfortable, you can tell me, I can accompany you to rest for a while, you don't have to force yourself."

Jiang Ye stared at him blankly, wiped out the last sip of water, exerted force with his arm, and the empty bottle instantly gained initial speed, and fell into the trash can accurately with extremely high quality.

Xu Jiashu: "..."

The man didn't even look at how he threw it in.

After throwing the bottle, Mr. Jiang said in a tone that wanted to throw him out: "No more nausea?"

Xu Jiashu: "..."

It's not good to say the fuck, it's not good to say it is bad.

So he changed the subject obliquely: "Let's move on to the next project, shall we?"

It didn't matter to Jiang Ye, anyway, he came to the amusement park to enjoy various entertainment facilities, so he acquiesced.

It's just that he thought that this person had been severely injured and would restrain himself somewhat, but it turned out that he was thinking too much.

This man waved like a wild horse that had run wild.

Xu Jiashu raised his hand, pointed to a huge splash somewhere, and said firmly, "Play with that."

Jiang Ye looked along his fingers.

Good guy, it's a torrent.

Jiang Ye lowered his eyes: "You can?"

"Why not!" Xu Jiashu responded without thinking, with an exaggerated expression, "Who do you think Brother Jia is? A man should play exciting games, right? Should I still go to play the merry-go-round with you?" !"

Jiang Ye said in his heart that it is enough to play the merry-go-round with your strength.

Xu Jiashu didn't give him a chance to refute, and dragged him to the queue area, and bought two raincoats very generously.

Covering himself from the beginning to the end, Xu Jiashu instantly felt that his life was protected: "Yeye, don't be afraid, Brother Jia will cover you."

Leaning against the railing, Jiang Ye glanced at him lazily, not convinced: "No need, just cover me with a raincoat."

"..."

During the process of queuing, Xu Jiashu kept telling Jiang Ye how to operate to avoid getting wet, and how to pose to minimize the damage.

He said it so smoothly that someone next to him thought he was a staff member who sneaked in to experience it.

Anyway, except for Jiang Ye, everyone around listened.

Jiang Ye didn't bother to talk to him, and he didn't bother to talk to him when he was floating on the water.

In fact, according to Xu Jiashu's theory, it is indeed possible to avoid some fixed water attacks.

All in all, it seemed quite stable, and the people in their group couldn't help but feel relieved.

But people are not as good as heaven, who knows that there are people playing high-pressure water guns above, and the water guns are still in 60-degree attack mode. In a word-unpredictable.

As a result, the group of people who were still sunny just now became a pile of drowned chickens in an instant.