Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon
Chapter 9 Misunderstanding
He dug up the earth pit, and a strange smell came out immediately, Luo Weiji almost lay down on the ground and smelled it, sniffing and said repeatedly: "Oh my god, my god, my god, this smell is so delicious! The aroma of incense, bamboo leaves, and yam are mixed together, it is really fragrant!"
Su Yizhen: "Don't worry, there is a final process." After finishing speaking, he peeled the roast chicken out of the bamboo leaves, and said to Qipin, "Can I borrow your sword?"
Qi Xiao was vigilant: "What are you doing?"
Su Yizhen: "What else can I do, can I kill you with my little ability?"
Qi Xiao hesitated and threw the sword to him, but saw that he had inserted the roast chicken into the sword and started to roast, he was shocked and said angrily: "Bold! How dare you use my sword to do such a thing! How unreasonable! You Pay me back!"
Su Yizhen: "Lord Feng He, look quickly, some people are afraid of losing and will play tricks!"
Luo Weiji laughed loudly, seeing Qi Pin blushing with anger, he patted him on the shoulder and persuaded him: "It's okay, Senior Brother Qi, it will be fine in a while, this kind of fire will not damage the sword at all, don't worry Urgent, just wipe it off after use, hahahaha..."
Qi Pin slammed Luo Weiji's hand away, raised his head and said, "Pay attention to your words and deeds."
After a while, the skin of the roasted chicken changed from soft to crispy. Seeing that the color was almost the same, Su Yizhen took off the roasted chicken and put it back into the bamboo leaves. He peeled a few pieces with a knife and handed them to Feng He, saying: "My lord, try it first."
Feng He tasted it according to his words, and said simply: "Not bad."
Qi Xiao's face changed slightly, and he went to try it himself immediately, but after the first try, his face became even worse, he shook his sleeves and said angrily: "It's a small trick, it's flashy! I think it's better to make it out of the original flavor!"
Su Yizhen handed the chicken to Luo Weiji again, and said: "Then let's vote, if you think my bamboo leaf chicken is delicious, please raise your hand."
Luo Wei has raised his hand above his head first, and then Feng He slowly raised his hand.Su Yizhen folded his arms and smiled, he didn't bother to add a vote, but seeing Fenghe's red dress became more colorful beside the fire, and the night made this person's skin whiter than frost and snow, he couldn't help cherishing it even more .
He even raised his hand, and a cold person like him would raise his hand to vote for others.Su Yizhen's heart was pounding, as if he was sick.
Two votes to one vote, Qi Xiao sullenly handed over the other half of the roast chicken to Su Yizhen, and watched helplessly as he tore the roast chicken apart with his bare hands and threw it into the hanging ear pot.
Luo Weiji was amazed: "Little brother, what are you doing? You look incredible, you are so powerful, I have been in the palace for so long and I have never seen anyone more powerful than you, What's your name? Tell me quickly, I recognize you as the eldest brother!"
Su Yizhen laughed loudly: "I'm too young to be a big brother, but I can be a big boss!"
Qi Pin: "It's ridiculous! With the lord, the Dharma protector and the four great masters in place, how can a little stable boy dare to be called the best? Brother Luo, if your word gets out, it's enough to make you die once. "
Luo Weiji shut up resentfully, and Su Yizhen snorted softly: "So what about the Lord? I will definitely defeat him in the future."
After Feng He heard this, he glanced at Su Yizhen and then turned his face away.
Well, after all, he is a man, and he can't say a word.Su Yizhen became jealous in spite of himself.
The water in the hanging ear pot was bubbling and bubbling, and Su Yizhen added a lot of things that other people could not understand. After the different fragrance penetrated into the nostrils of several people, he said again: "The night is just right for camping in the countryside." , it should be such a pot!"
Luo Weiji: "What is this way of eating? Don't you serve it? Do you just eat it like this?"
"It's delicious to eat like this!" Su Yizhen wiped the bamboo chopsticks and handed them to Feng He, and then said, "Sit down, throw the ingredients in and cook for a while, and eat while it's hot! Hey, stewed chicken The soup is delicious! Hahaha..."
Several people sat around and ate together for a long time, at first they were still reluctant, but in the end they ate harder than anyone else.
Perhaps it was because the yang energy of the few people was too strong, and the eye-gouging monster didn't even show a shadow that night, so the few people had to find a cave to live in.It was cold in the cave, and the blanket brought by Su Yizhen was naturally handed over to Fenghe for the bedding, and he couldn't stand it by himself in the middle of the night.
Trembling, he moved towards Feng He, and gently pushed him to wake him up: "Big beauty, hehehe..."
Fenghe sat up, startled and embarrassed, and asked hesitantly: "You, what are you doing?"
"No, no, don't be afraid," Su Yizhen couldn't move his eyes away from the man's reddish face in the light of the fire, and forcibly straightened his expression, "I just want to discuss with you, can you... ...sleeping together? I'm so cold!"
Fenghe was a little bit embarrassed.
Does he really only want to share the same bed with Cang Yan?
Su Yizhen was a little upset, so he said shamelessly: "We are all men, so what's the point of sleeping together? It's too cold in this cave. I'm not as powerful as the two of them, and I can sleep like a dead pig on a rock." .Besides, I gave you all my bedding... Ah Choo!"
Feng He sighed: "Forget it, if it wasn't for the fact that my meridians have been damaged recently and my body is weak, I definitely wouldn't want your bedding. You can sleep with me tonight, but don't let them know, get up early tomorrow."
"Understood!" Su Yizhen got into the blanket happily, but Feng He turned around as soon as he lay down, leaving only his back.
Hmph, I'm not happy anymore!
Su Yizhen's happiness flew away, and after a while, he thought discouragedly, he should have slept like this, what else do you want?How can two big men sleep face to face, no, no!
But Fenghe's red dress was too dazzling, even if she didn't open her eyes, she would be so blinded that she couldn't fall asleep.Su Yizhen tried hard for a long time without success, there was always a bright red streak on his eyelids that couldn't be wiped off, and it made his brain hurt from dangling around.He opened his eyes angrily, and saw Feng He's fair nape.
Saliva, saliva is about to flow down...
Depend on!Is it over? !
Su Yizhen turned around, leaving the other party with a back view.
Before dawn, Su Yizhen woke up, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw a smear of red, and he was shocked instantly.After he calmed down a little, he quietly moved back the hands and feet hanging on the other party, worried that a certain part of himself had reached the hour, and whether he had disturbed the other party unknowingly.
But he thought too much.
Looking down, the small hill that should have bulged is now a flat river.
Ha ha.
Su Yizhen tucked up the blanket for Feng He, walked out of the cave without any trace, and found a place farther away to open the gate to release the water.
However, when he knelt down to solve the problem, he suddenly saw that red shadow following him.He hurriedly got up and pulled up his pants, his belt fell to the ground in a flurry, and his pants fell off.
Feng He's eyes widened, he turned around abruptly, and said awkwardly: "Sorry, I don't know..."
Su Yizhen is a woman!Really a woman!
Didn't it say it was cut off?Will you cut off those two too?No, no one is cut so flat and natural, it's a woman!Definitely a woman!
But can a woman's chest be so flat?Cough, there are also...
Feng He's thoughts have never been so chaotic, Su Yizhen is a big accident in his life.
While picking up his trousers and fastening his belt, Su Yizhen replied blushingly: "It's okay, it's okay, we're both men, it's not a big deal to see, and we will help each other when we need it!"
Feng He stopped listening to his nonsense, strode away, and the red clothes disappeared in a flash.
"..." Su Yizhen shouted, "I'm sorry! I said the wrong thing! I really said the wrong thing! Alas..."
Help what?May I ask what you give to help others?Su Yizhen was like a deflated ball.
The two fell into a complete silence, especially Feng He, who even avoided the occasional direct gaze, which made Su Yizhen very depressed.Several people tracked down and found the place where accidents often happened, and it was agreed that Su Yizhen, who had the weakest elemental power, would be in charge of luring the eye-gouging demon, while the other three would hide nearby to observe.
Su Yizhen patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, seduce, I'm good at it!"
Feng He turned around silently, a little unnoticeable sadness appeared on her small face that couldn't smile.
Su Yizhen stared at him intently as he walked away, until the red color disappeared from his pupils, then he chose a conspicuous position and sat down, pretending to be sickly and coquettish, and began to shout: "Oh, the little girl passed by here alone, why don't you?" I stumbled over a big rock, my feet and feet hurt so much! I can’t walk anymore, if someone can come and help me, the little girl must repay her kindness with her body—"
Luo Weiji shivered behind the tree, covered his mouth with his hands and shouted at him in a low voice: "It's over, boss, your acting is too much! It's disgusting, really disgusting, you didn't pretend to be a woman , you are wearing men’s clothes, take a good look at the reality! Also, what you want to attract is an eye-gouging maniac, not a satyr, not a satyr, not a satyr!”
Qi Pin frowned: "Shh, stop talking!"
Su Yizhen finally realized that he had acted inappropriately, got up from the ground angrily, slapped his butt|buttocks and sat down on the big rock next to him, pretending that nothing happened just now.
After a while, the wind blew in the woods, and the dust on the mountain road also flew up. Su Yizhen noticed that there was a shadow cover and looked up, only to see that the sky darkened inexplicably, and the surroundings became gloomy.He shivered involuntarily.
"Who saw it, I'm looking for it... I'm looking for it... Who saw mine, mine, I'm looking for it..." A small murmur came, Su Yizhen stood up and walked behind the person who was speaking at the end of the road.
"What are you looking for? Let me help you." Su Yizhen said.
"What am I looking for? Yeah, what am I looking for? I don't know what I'm looking for."
Su Yizhen: "You've been searching for so long, why don't you know what you're looking for? Actually, you know, you just don't want to tell me."
"Yes, I know what I'm looking for," the man turned, "I'm looking for my eyes."
"Oh my god—" Su Yizhen yelled, "Master Fenghe, help me—"
A pair of blood-stained claws stretched out towards him, Su Yizhen stepped back quickly, but his gaze was fixed on the man's face and he could not move.I saw a layer of black mud covering the person's eyes, and the black mud fell down with the flow of blood and tears. After falling, two blood holes were exposed. The hole was not completely dark, but turned a little The bright light is like a vortex, one cannot get out of it when one looks into it.
Su Yizhen struggled desperately, and instinctively used his fists and kicks, but it didn't work much for this eye-gouging maniac.He could see that the blood holes were getting closer and closer to him, and the vortex was turning faster and faster, sucking his eyeballs in, and even felt the pain of the nerve being stripped.
"Give me, give me back, give me back my eyes..."
Su Yizhen was speechless, he was tightly strangled by the eye gouging monster, and he was about to die, but his eyes were still tightly sucked by the blood hole, his mind became a mess and he couldn't think.
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Su Yizhen: "Don't worry, there is a final process." After finishing speaking, he peeled the roast chicken out of the bamboo leaves, and said to Qipin, "Can I borrow your sword?"
Qi Xiao was vigilant: "What are you doing?"
Su Yizhen: "What else can I do, can I kill you with my little ability?"
Qi Xiao hesitated and threw the sword to him, but saw that he had inserted the roast chicken into the sword and started to roast, he was shocked and said angrily: "Bold! How dare you use my sword to do such a thing! How unreasonable! You Pay me back!"
Su Yizhen: "Lord Feng He, look quickly, some people are afraid of losing and will play tricks!"
Luo Weiji laughed loudly, seeing Qi Pin blushing with anger, he patted him on the shoulder and persuaded him: "It's okay, Senior Brother Qi, it will be fine in a while, this kind of fire will not damage the sword at all, don't worry Urgent, just wipe it off after use, hahahaha..."
Qi Pin slammed Luo Weiji's hand away, raised his head and said, "Pay attention to your words and deeds."
After a while, the skin of the roasted chicken changed from soft to crispy. Seeing that the color was almost the same, Su Yizhen took off the roasted chicken and put it back into the bamboo leaves. He peeled a few pieces with a knife and handed them to Feng He, saying: "My lord, try it first."
Feng He tasted it according to his words, and said simply: "Not bad."
Qi Xiao's face changed slightly, and he went to try it himself immediately, but after the first try, his face became even worse, he shook his sleeves and said angrily: "It's a small trick, it's flashy! I think it's better to make it out of the original flavor!"
Su Yizhen handed the chicken to Luo Weiji again, and said: "Then let's vote, if you think my bamboo leaf chicken is delicious, please raise your hand."
Luo Wei has raised his hand above his head first, and then Feng He slowly raised his hand.Su Yizhen folded his arms and smiled, he didn't bother to add a vote, but seeing Fenghe's red dress became more colorful beside the fire, and the night made this person's skin whiter than frost and snow, he couldn't help cherishing it even more .
He even raised his hand, and a cold person like him would raise his hand to vote for others.Su Yizhen's heart was pounding, as if he was sick.
Two votes to one vote, Qi Xiao sullenly handed over the other half of the roast chicken to Su Yizhen, and watched helplessly as he tore the roast chicken apart with his bare hands and threw it into the hanging ear pot.
Luo Weiji was amazed: "Little brother, what are you doing? You look incredible, you are so powerful, I have been in the palace for so long and I have never seen anyone more powerful than you, What's your name? Tell me quickly, I recognize you as the eldest brother!"
Su Yizhen laughed loudly: "I'm too young to be a big brother, but I can be a big boss!"
Qi Pin: "It's ridiculous! With the lord, the Dharma protector and the four great masters in place, how can a little stable boy dare to be called the best? Brother Luo, if your word gets out, it's enough to make you die once. "
Luo Weiji shut up resentfully, and Su Yizhen snorted softly: "So what about the Lord? I will definitely defeat him in the future."
After Feng He heard this, he glanced at Su Yizhen and then turned his face away.
Well, after all, he is a man, and he can't say a word.Su Yizhen became jealous in spite of himself.
The water in the hanging ear pot was bubbling and bubbling, and Su Yizhen added a lot of things that other people could not understand. After the different fragrance penetrated into the nostrils of several people, he said again: "The night is just right for camping in the countryside." , it should be such a pot!"
Luo Weiji: "What is this way of eating? Don't you serve it? Do you just eat it like this?"
"It's delicious to eat like this!" Su Yizhen wiped the bamboo chopsticks and handed them to Feng He, and then said, "Sit down, throw the ingredients in and cook for a while, and eat while it's hot! Hey, stewed chicken The soup is delicious! Hahaha..."
Several people sat around and ate together for a long time, at first they were still reluctant, but in the end they ate harder than anyone else.
Perhaps it was because the yang energy of the few people was too strong, and the eye-gouging monster didn't even show a shadow that night, so the few people had to find a cave to live in.It was cold in the cave, and the blanket brought by Su Yizhen was naturally handed over to Fenghe for the bedding, and he couldn't stand it by himself in the middle of the night.
Trembling, he moved towards Feng He, and gently pushed him to wake him up: "Big beauty, hehehe..."
Fenghe sat up, startled and embarrassed, and asked hesitantly: "You, what are you doing?"
"No, no, don't be afraid," Su Yizhen couldn't move his eyes away from the man's reddish face in the light of the fire, and forcibly straightened his expression, "I just want to discuss with you, can you... ...sleeping together? I'm so cold!"
Fenghe was a little bit embarrassed.
Does he really only want to share the same bed with Cang Yan?
Su Yizhen was a little upset, so he said shamelessly: "We are all men, so what's the point of sleeping together? It's too cold in this cave. I'm not as powerful as the two of them, and I can sleep like a dead pig on a rock." .Besides, I gave you all my bedding... Ah Choo!"
Feng He sighed: "Forget it, if it wasn't for the fact that my meridians have been damaged recently and my body is weak, I definitely wouldn't want your bedding. You can sleep with me tonight, but don't let them know, get up early tomorrow."
"Understood!" Su Yizhen got into the blanket happily, but Feng He turned around as soon as he lay down, leaving only his back.
Hmph, I'm not happy anymore!
Su Yizhen's happiness flew away, and after a while, he thought discouragedly, he should have slept like this, what else do you want?How can two big men sleep face to face, no, no!
But Fenghe's red dress was too dazzling, even if she didn't open her eyes, she would be so blinded that she couldn't fall asleep.Su Yizhen tried hard for a long time without success, there was always a bright red streak on his eyelids that couldn't be wiped off, and it made his brain hurt from dangling around.He opened his eyes angrily, and saw Feng He's fair nape.
Saliva, saliva is about to flow down...
Depend on!Is it over? !
Su Yizhen turned around, leaving the other party with a back view.
Before dawn, Su Yizhen woke up, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw a smear of red, and he was shocked instantly.After he calmed down a little, he quietly moved back the hands and feet hanging on the other party, worried that a certain part of himself had reached the hour, and whether he had disturbed the other party unknowingly.
But he thought too much.
Looking down, the small hill that should have bulged is now a flat river.
Ha ha.
Su Yizhen tucked up the blanket for Feng He, walked out of the cave without any trace, and found a place farther away to open the gate to release the water.
However, when he knelt down to solve the problem, he suddenly saw that red shadow following him.He hurriedly got up and pulled up his pants, his belt fell to the ground in a flurry, and his pants fell off.
Feng He's eyes widened, he turned around abruptly, and said awkwardly: "Sorry, I don't know..."
Su Yizhen is a woman!Really a woman!
Didn't it say it was cut off?Will you cut off those two too?No, no one is cut so flat and natural, it's a woman!Definitely a woman!
But can a woman's chest be so flat?Cough, there are also...
Feng He's thoughts have never been so chaotic, Su Yizhen is a big accident in his life.
While picking up his trousers and fastening his belt, Su Yizhen replied blushingly: "It's okay, it's okay, we're both men, it's not a big deal to see, and we will help each other when we need it!"
Feng He stopped listening to his nonsense, strode away, and the red clothes disappeared in a flash.
"..." Su Yizhen shouted, "I'm sorry! I said the wrong thing! I really said the wrong thing! Alas..."
Help what?May I ask what you give to help others?Su Yizhen was like a deflated ball.
The two fell into a complete silence, especially Feng He, who even avoided the occasional direct gaze, which made Su Yizhen very depressed.Several people tracked down and found the place where accidents often happened, and it was agreed that Su Yizhen, who had the weakest elemental power, would be in charge of luring the eye-gouging demon, while the other three would hide nearby to observe.
Su Yizhen patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, seduce, I'm good at it!"
Feng He turned around silently, a little unnoticeable sadness appeared on her small face that couldn't smile.
Su Yizhen stared at him intently as he walked away, until the red color disappeared from his pupils, then he chose a conspicuous position and sat down, pretending to be sickly and coquettish, and began to shout: "Oh, the little girl passed by here alone, why don't you?" I stumbled over a big rock, my feet and feet hurt so much! I can’t walk anymore, if someone can come and help me, the little girl must repay her kindness with her body—"
Luo Weiji shivered behind the tree, covered his mouth with his hands and shouted at him in a low voice: "It's over, boss, your acting is too much! It's disgusting, really disgusting, you didn't pretend to be a woman , you are wearing men’s clothes, take a good look at the reality! Also, what you want to attract is an eye-gouging maniac, not a satyr, not a satyr, not a satyr!”
Qi Pin frowned: "Shh, stop talking!"
Su Yizhen finally realized that he had acted inappropriately, got up from the ground angrily, slapped his butt|buttocks and sat down on the big rock next to him, pretending that nothing happened just now.
After a while, the wind blew in the woods, and the dust on the mountain road also flew up. Su Yizhen noticed that there was a shadow cover and looked up, only to see that the sky darkened inexplicably, and the surroundings became gloomy.He shivered involuntarily.
"Who saw it, I'm looking for it... I'm looking for it... Who saw mine, mine, I'm looking for it..." A small murmur came, Su Yizhen stood up and walked behind the person who was speaking at the end of the road.
"What are you looking for? Let me help you." Su Yizhen said.
"What am I looking for? Yeah, what am I looking for? I don't know what I'm looking for."
Su Yizhen: "You've been searching for so long, why don't you know what you're looking for? Actually, you know, you just don't want to tell me."
"Yes, I know what I'm looking for," the man turned, "I'm looking for my eyes."
"Oh my god—" Su Yizhen yelled, "Master Fenghe, help me—"
A pair of blood-stained claws stretched out towards him, Su Yizhen stepped back quickly, but his gaze was fixed on the man's face and he could not move.I saw a layer of black mud covering the person's eyes, and the black mud fell down with the flow of blood and tears. After falling, two blood holes were exposed. The hole was not completely dark, but turned a little The bright light is like a vortex, one cannot get out of it when one looks into it.
Su Yizhen struggled desperately, and instinctively used his fists and kicks, but it didn't work much for this eye-gouging maniac.He could see that the blood holes were getting closer and closer to him, and the vortex was turning faster and faster, sucking his eyeballs in, and even felt the pain of the nerve being stripped.
"Give me, give me back, give me back my eyes..."
Su Yizhen was speechless, he was tightly strangled by the eye gouging monster, and he was about to die, but his eyes were still tightly sucked by the blood hole, his mind became a mess and he couldn't think.
The author has something to say:
I'm sick, I'm in a daze to update the article, if there are bugs, please point them out.
Forget it, don't point it out, just leave paw prints, okay!
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