Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Su Yizhen was changed into a bright red wedding dress, and was surrounded and returned to the auditorium. He was stunned the whole time, and still couldn't believe that this was his own wedding scene.

Du Ruo shouted from the side: "Boss, why are you still being escorted out? Wake up!"

Su Yizhen rubbed his face: "It's over, I can't wake up, am I dreaming? Robbery, marriage, I'm dreaming!"

Cang Yan took his hand off his face and said softly, "You are not dreaming, we are married."

Su Yizhen was dumbfounded, and heard someone shouting loudly: "One bow to the universe and the earth, and you will be husband and wife forever." His whole body was stiff, and Jiang Shangxian bent down and bowed this time.

Guan Heling laughed "poof" beside him, and rolled his eyes when he saw Jiang Shangxian looking at her.

"Second worship to the sun, moon, morning and evening, a thousand sails will never leave."

Aren't these words recited by Cang Yan and Lu Shiyi in the previous life, who is the master of ceremonies?Su Yizhen turned his head to look, and was bent over by Jiang Shangxian again.

"Boss, are you willing to marry our lord? Why do you want someone to hold you!" Luo Weiji was the one who spoke.

People who were not clear about the situation also began to mutter: "Yeah, it looks like they were forced to get married, and the cow didn't drink water and pressed the head forcibly, this is..."

Guan He ordered his disciples to play tricks and drag the speaker out.

Cang Yan said: "There is still a third bow, if you don't take the initiative to bend down, the rumors will be spread all over the world that the Palace Master Cang Yan forced his disciples to marry."

Su Yizhen regained consciousness in a trance, and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm really, I, I, I'm nervous, I don't understand why this happened, why did we suddenly get married, I'm not ready yet..."

Cang Yan suddenly held his hand, eyes flickering: "You said you are not ready yet, you don't want to marry me?"

"No, no, no, of course I want to marry you," Su Yizhen took a deep breath, "I'm just nervous, I haven't married in public before, this is my first time!"

Cang Yan's expression relaxed a little, and he comforted him: "Don't be nervous, no one here will say what you don't like to hear, you can regard yourself as the master of Cang Yan Palace."

Su Yizhen smiled: "Am I the master?"

Cang Cheng nodded.

Su Yizhen: "Then am I the boss or are you the boss?"

Cang Yan: "You are the boss, I will listen to you in everything from now on."

Everyone on the side began to rub their arms, especially Guan Heling who was close, she was going crazy seeing her master's doting eyes, and felt that rashes were all over her body, and when she rubbed them, they would rustle down and shudder. panic.

Du Ruo said: "I really can't take it anymore, boss, if you don't bow three times, you can only go to the night show, work harder!"

Su Yizhen: "Okay, okay, okay, let's pay our respects three times, please."

"Three worships to Nine Heavens Commander..."

"Stop!" Su Yizhen interrupted, "Why are you worshiping Lord Siming again? We have nothing to do with him in this life!"

"Cough, cough cough!" The master of ceremonies beside him coughed a few times on purpose, Su Yizhen turned his head to look again—hehe, it was Si Mingjun disguised as the lower realm.

Su Yizhen gesticulated in fear: Why is he here?

Cang Yan said lightly: "Coincidence."

Bah, who would believe it!

Before Su Yizhen had time to refute, Luo Weiji yelled: "I'm still praying or not! Boss, don't dawdle, just tell me if you have any embarrassing secrets, so everyone can help you solve it!"

Du Ruo: "That's right! The boss won't be that so-and-so, that premarital phobia?"

Qi Pin: "What is premarital phobia?"

Du Ruo: "I'm not too sure. It was the big brother who mentioned it before, saying that his former partner was in a hurry to get married. The two of them were thinking about their marriage before they even kissed, which scared the big brother too much." I dare not deal with it again! Hahaha..."

Luo Weiji: "Boss has dated someone else before! Hahaha..."

Haha ass!Cang Yan's face turned black, everyone!

Su Yizhen pointed at Du Ruo's nose and scolded: "Shut up, you! You guys who have done more than succeed in doing nothing, dare to talk nonsense on such occasions, just wait for me!"

Cang Yan looked calm, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you with?"

"Ah? No, don't listen to their nonsense, it's all about the past life," Su Yizhen said with a smile on his face, "Husband, let's pay our respects three times, don't delay, we have to enter the bridal chamber later! Haha ,Ha ha!"

Cang Yan's eyes were deep: "Call again."

Everyone was watching, and Su Yizhen felt a little embarrassed: "Well, can we call after entering the bridal chamber?"

Cang Yan: "With whom?"

"..." He was said to be the boss just now, but Su Yizhen had no choice but to compromise, "Husband! Husband! Are you alright, can I pay my respects three times?"

Cang Yan: "No more fear?"

Su Yizhen shook his head like a rattle: "Don't be afraid! You must be afraid when you are with others, but who are you? You are my husband. What is there to be afraid of when you marry your husband? Haha, get married, pay homage! Come on, three times Nine Heavens Siming Lord, thanks to his horoscope, let our lovers finally get married. Hurry up, bend over!"

So amidst the cheers of the crowd, they finally finished the three prostrations. Du Ruo took the lead and rushed over, pushing and shoving the two grooms, and wanted to take everyone to play a game of quick questions and quick answers.

Su Yizhen: "What game are we playing, we still have to enter the bridal chamber!"

Du Ruo: "Girls need to pick up a veil, and you don't have a veil, why rush into the bridal chamber? Besides, when you two live in the mountains, someday you won't enter the bridal chamber... Ugh!"

Su Yizhen quickly covered his broken mouth, and scolded: "Shut up, don't poke any more!"

"Wow! What's going on? What happened when we lived in the mountain? Hahaha!" Luo Weiji made a fuss, not thinking it was a big deal.

Su Yizhen scolded with a smile: "Go away!"

Qin Xiyao: "What are quick questions and quick answers?"

Du Ruo: "This game was taught to us by the boss. One person asks questions quickly, and the answerer has to answer in time. If you can't think, it depends on your instinct! In this way, let's ask questions and let the lord and the boss answer quickly at the same time. If the answers are different, we will be fined together! How about it?"

Qin Xiyao: "Okay, let's quickly ask and answer quickly, I will take the lead first!"

Su Yizhen smiled wryly: "Senior Sister Qin, why don't you follow suit!"

Qin Xiyao: "First question, which one of you two likes first?"

Su Yizhen quickly replied: "He likes me first."

Cang Yan also replied: "I like him first."

Qin Xiyao: "Okay, let's pass the first question."

Du Ruo: "Senior Sister Qin, your question is too simple, let me ask you one. May I ask where was the first kiss? Answer quickly!"

"Bed."

"In the water!"

Everyone booed.

Qi Xiao said: "One said to be in the water, the other said to be on the bed, drinking and drinking!"

Su Yizhen was angry: "Where is it on the bed, isn't it in the water?"

Cang Yan: "In Futu Pagoda, isn't it the first time you tore down the curtain?"

Su Yizhen: "..." Damn!He took that for a kiss.Take it!

Luo Weiji: "I'll have one too. Our boss loves to cook, and the lord loves to eat vegetables. May I ask the lord what is his favorite dish?"

"Hand-rolled noodles."

"Shrimp!"

Su Guizheng: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cang Yan: "Hand-rolled noodles contain more affection."

Everyone covered their mouths and snickered: "Huh..."

Guan Heling squeezed over: "Get out of the way, I'll come to the next question."

Su Yizhen: "Guan Protector, don't join in the fun, aren't you the most loyal protector?"

Guan Heling: "Please tell us the biggest shortcoming of the Mistress's wife."

"No downsides."

"Who is the wife of the palace lord?!"

Du Ruo smiled and bent over: "Hahaha! Ahahaha! Boss, you are the wife of the palace lord! Puff hahaha... I didn't answer this question, drink and drink! Hahaha..."

Guan Heling successfully poured them a glass of wine, but still mourned his master's failure to live up to expectations. He even said that there were no shortcomings, and it was obvious that his whole body was full of shortcomings.

Luo Weiji: "Come again! Now please tell me the most obvious advantages of the boss!"

"virtuous."

"Manly!"

Virtuous?Su Yizhen's eyes widened with anger: "Who are you talking about, who are you talking about being virtuous!"

Du Ruo laughed so hard last time that he couldn't hold his breath: "Boss, big brother is virtuous! Ahahaha... I'll do it, I'll do one, we've always been curious about this question, please tell us loudly, you are the most virtuous in bed. What pose do you like!"

"..."

"..."

Qi Xiao said awkwardly: "Du Ruo, no one is curious about this question, only you want to know."

"Ah? No way," Du Ruo turned her neck around, asking one by one, "Are you really not curious? Are you not? Aren't you all curious?"

Su Yizhen gritted his teeth: "Du Ruo, just wait for me."

Du Ruo covered her mouth in horror, and hid behind Chang Yan, who elbowed him several times, scolding him for not being more honest.

Qin Xiyao reminded: "Okay, okay, let's stop here for the quick questions and quick answers. The process must be completed, and the marriage is meant to be auspicious! Next, please invite the groom and the bridegroom to enter the bridal chamber, big guys You can go to make trouble in the bridal chamber! But let’s say yes first, only make trouble for a while, come out and drink as soon as possible after the trouble!”

……

This night Cang Jing was very drunk, his drinking capacity was average, even though he was blocked by Su Yizhen for most of the time, he was still drunk enough, and after returning to the new house, he fell on the bed with someone on his back, and Su Yizhen pushed him for a long time push away.

Su Yizhen helped him tidy up, and he took off his wedding clothes and climbed onto the bed. The two finally lay together again after more than half a year.He rested his elbows and looked at Cang Yan's sleeping face, his empty heart was finally filled, and he felt that life was really enough up to this moment.

He lowered his head and kissed Cang Yan's lips, patted his arm lightly, and asked, "Are you asleep?"

Cang Yan suddenly grabbed his hand and put it on his neck, his eyes were still closed, and he muttered softly: "Su Yizhen...Su Yizhen...take it...don't separate..."

Su Yizhen was stunned for a moment, his fingers had already touched the dragon scale on Cang Yan's neck, and the dragon revealed Ni Lin in his sleep.

"Don't separate, we won't separate in the future." Su Yizhen touched the double weaving blades, and placed them on Cang's head to make gestures, thinking about what the pair of dragon horns would look like on the humanoid Cang's body, and how they should be used. grow at an angle.He was sore and hurt, angry and resentful, and he didn't know how much he wished they could grow back.

"Silly dragon, you gave me all the horns, what should I give you? How can the Sansi sword compare to your dragon horns, you have poked my heart."

Cang Yan still refused to rest: "Su Yizhen, Su Yizhen..."

A strict person still has to call out their first and last names when they get married.

"Silly dragon..." Su Yizhen smiled, pulled the bright red quilt to cover the two of them together, and stretched out his arms to hug Cang Yan tightly.

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As the exam was approaching, Shen Tong clamored in the kitchen with the mill in his arms. Su Lie couldn't take it anymore and ran downstairs to stop it.

Shen Tong said: "Let's eat walnut black sesame paste later, it's pure natural and has no additives, nourishing the brain and kidney, you can eat it with confidence."

Kidney?

When Su Lie heard these two words, he couldn't come back to his senses for a while, and his mind was messed up wondering if Shen Tong had any other plans...

Shen Tong: "There is also the nine-steamed and nine-sunned Dali Wan. It is not difficult to get. It is so expensive that it is better to rob the bank. I will rub a few catties for you right away. You take it with you when you go to school. You can take it when you are hungry and tired." Come out and eat two."

Dali pill? !

Su Lie was stunned, his heart didn't run away, Shen Tong just had that kind of hobby!What a pretty face, after being with the rich woman and wanting to be with the rich and the young, he still plans to hug left and right, mother and child take all?Ambitious enough!

So Su Lie blushed and growled thickly: "Shameless!"

Shen Tong: "???"

who I am?What did i do wrong?