Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Seeing this, Su Yizhen slapped the fox's butt with a "slap": "Why, eat my food and drink mine, can't you just hit you? I just want to tell you, don't swallow jujubes whole, give me a bite." Eat! Sandwiches have to be like this to be delicious!"

The fox eats people with a soft mouth, and finally chooses to swallow his anger, and patiently eats the sandwich bite by bite with the fool's hand, and is surprised to find, huh?It was delicious!

A little thirsty after eating, the fox stared helplessly at a bowl of soup in the food box. Even though the bowl was covered, it could still smell that there was chicken soup in it.The fox started licking his tongue again.

"Roll!" Su Yizhen saw the fox's cunning, and hugged the whole food box in his arms, "I can't give this to you, this is for Fenghe, the ingredients that I managed to get together."

The fox suddenly saw the bruise on his arm, tilted his head and thought for a while, did the idiot fight with someone again?

"Yeah, I want to make Danggui Black Chicken Soup, but I encountered some obstacles when I was looking for ingredients. But there is no reason why your brother and I can't do what I want to do." Su Yizhen said, "You said Cangzhen is a palace. Master, why is his power of observation so weak, can’t he tell that Fenghe is in poor health? Look at his frail appearance, he can be blown into the sky by a gust of wind. The chef here is not considerate, so he has to be I can imagine your brother."

The fox looked at him quietly, thinking how silly he was.

It walked gracefully on the table for two steps, sat next to Su Yizhen and licked his bruised skin, leaving wet and slippery saliva.

"Wait, fox..." Su Yizhen suddenly showed a treacherous smile, and said to the fox with bright eyes, "You have deer antlers, and I didn't realize that the ready-made medicinal materials were in front of me... ...Fox, brother treats you pretty well, aren't you a good fox for brother?"

The fox backed away in a hurry, and saw that the fool had already picked up the knife.

"Don't be afraid, fox, you shouldn't have grown such a thing in the first place. Brother will help you with a minor operation. It won't hurt. Be good, baby!" Su Yizhen smiled meanly, "Come on baby, look Where are you running, hahaha..."

"Squeak!" The fox was so frightened that he jumped off the table and fled, kicking him before leaving.

"Hahaha...a cowardly, stupid fox." Su Yizhen was happy after teasing the fox, and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. For the first time in his life, he experienced the joy of being a pervert.But looking at the sky, he knew that Fenghe would not come, and he felt a sense of loss.

I don't know when I fell asleep. Su Yizhen remembers lying on the table and taking a nap, but when he woke up, he found himself lying on the bed with the quilt covered, and the angelica black chicken soup on the table was also drunk.He had no memory of all this at all, and felt as if he had been drunk.

Could it be that Feng He came late and drank the soup by himself?It's unlikely...Su Yizhen couldn't stay any longer, so he rushed out after tidying up, and the cat waited around the pagoda.

"What are you doing sneaking around here?"

Su Yizhen was so frightened that he fell into the grass. Coincidentally, a small branch stood on the ground and poked a certain part.He groaned in pain, clutching his buttocks for a long while, unable to speak.

Guan Heling: "I asked what are you doing? What's wrong?"

Su Yizhen took a few breaths, waved his hands and said, "It's okay, I just lost my virginity, it hurts a little..."

Guan Heling: "If you have nothing to do, go into the pagoda, the Lord knows you are here." She flew up to the [-]th step with Su Yizhen in her hand, waved her hand in the air, and threw Su Yizhen into the pagoda in the gate.

Finally, I can finally see Cang Yan!Su Yizhen burst into excitement, quickly adjusted his mentality, and walked in as if nothing had happened.There are several rooms on the first floor of this pagoda, and he didn't know which one Cang Yan lived in, so he picked the one that was pleasing to the eye, knocked on the door, and asked, "Is anyone there? Is the Lord in there? I'm coming in." .”

He pushed the door open without any explanation, and then heard a deep and powerful voice: "This seat is next door."

There was obviously no one around, but the sound was close to his ears, Su Yizhen was unprepared, and was shocked again.He dug his ears embarrassingly, and went out to the next door.

"Your name is Su Yizhen?" A voice came from the smoky gray gauze tent.

Su Yizhen said: "Yes, yes. Disciple Su Yizhen, pay homage to the lord, long live the lord!" He answered and walked tentatively towards the gauze tent, when he heard Cang Yan say: "Stop."

The strange thing is that he really stopped, even though he still wanted to take a few more steps in, to lift the veil and see the true face of the palace lord. "My lord, I'm here to join you, I heard..."

Cangzhen: "Cangzheng Palace doesn't have boy skills to practice."

"..." Su Yizhen rubbed his nose, "Oh, it's better if it's not a child's skill, anyway, I don't plan to be a child for the rest of my life, hehe."

Cang Yan: "I see that you look familiar, did you know each other before?"

Su Yizhen suddenly felt guilty, and thought about it carefully, no, Su Yizhen started to challenge Cang Yan under the pseudonym "Mist Face Man" after he was 27 years old. He had never met Cang Yan when he was 15 years old... .. It seems that this guy is still familiar, so it shouldn't be difficult to get along with.

Thinking of this, he immediately gained confidence, and replied: "How can I be so blessed as a disciple, I dare not even think about it. It's just that I have a kind face, and anyone who sees it will feel familiar, hehe."

Cang Yan: "Your surname is Su, do you come from Sujiazhuang?"

Damn, was it so easy for the old goblin to see through? !Su Yizhen didn't expect this to be the case, this mission will end before it even started?He turned his head and asked back: "Why did the Lord think of asking such a question?"

Cang Yan: "The Su surname is not common, and there are more Sujiazhuang."

Uh, well, a matter of common sense.Su Yizhen smiled and replied: "Hahaha, the lord is really amazing, you can tell immediately that the disciple is from Sujiazhuang, yes."

He paid close attention to the tone of Cang Yan's voice, trying to hear something unusual, but Cang Jia still said calmly: "The fire in Sujiazhuang killed and injured thousands of people. It's only been a few days, but you can still do it." Have a good laugh."

Su Yizhen: "..." The rake hit well, without any flaws.

His uncle is really secretive, and he forgot about the tragedy in Sujiazhuang.Su Yizhen coughed, and said in a hoarse voice: "My lord, it's been hard for me to force myself not to think about this matter, why do you need to mention it again... My family members were all killed in the fire. Already gone to the Land of Ultimate Bliss, don’t those who are alive still have to live strong.”

Cang Yan: "Didn't you say that my family all starved to death?"

"...Yes, yes," Su Yizhen's tongue was very flexible, and the tip of his tongue was an excuse, "The disciple was sold to work in the master's house since he was a child, so the master's family is the disciple's family. They were burned by fire. Dead, this disciple is talking about this."

Cang Yan: "Then when did you go to Mount Guwei?"

Su Yizhen: "Guwei Mountain is a talent. I just went there not long ago. I went to Guwei Mountain after my master was burned to death. I stayed there for two months. Before I had time to learn from my teacher, I came back because I was not acclimatized. "

Cang Yan didn't ask the bottom line, and said: "You have been working for many years, so you think you are very good at serving people."

What the hell, what does it mean to be good at serving people?

Su Yizhen hesitated and replied, "Yes, that's natural."

Cang Yan: "Okay, you go down."

"Wait a minute!" Su Yizhen said boldly, "My lord, in fact, this disciple is a martial arts prodigy. If he can become a martial arts disciple, he will have a bright future in the future. He will carry forward our Cangyu Palace. Can you consider... ...transfer me to another department?"

"No one would praise himself like this," Cang Yan said, "Whether you are a martial arts genius, this seat has its own consideration."

"...Oh, okay. But when will I get the chance to consider it? Your lord..." Su Yizhen saw a tall figure in the gauze tent, but the shadow projected on the gauze tent The shadow was flickering. If it wasn't the lighting problem in the room, it was the problem of Cang Yan. He seemed unstable.

Su Yizhen thought of the high-end technology of holographic projection for no reason. These primitive people are all equipped with amazing skills, and any imaginative things are possible, and materialism is not applicable.When he was in the next room just now, he felt that Cang Jia's voice was close to his ears, and he was really not sure if Cang Jia himself was inside the gauze tent.

Still holding the twig brought in from the outside in his hand, Su Yizhen quietly raised his arm and poked it into the gauze curtain.

Facing an old goblin in his 90s, he was nervous after all, Su Yizhen's palms were sweating, and the twig was held tightly.Seeing that the gauze curtain had been opened a crack, a force suddenly came from the other end of the twig, and his whole body was brought forward.Scratching around in a hurry, he tore off the ash curtain used to separate the inside from the outside, and put it on a person.

Dead dead!A catastrophe has happened, this time I'm doomed!

It probably wouldn't matter if it was just covered, but the key point was that when he rushed over, he smashed her on the bed, and even kissed her through the gauze curtain.Confused, I don't know where the kiss is, I only know that it's on the face, and it can't even be called a kiss, it should be called a kiss, and the kiss makes my lips hurt.

The girlfriend he talked about in his previous life had only held small hands and hadn't kissed her before, so strictly speaking, this was the first time... the first kiss was dedicated to a man!What kind of evil is this? It would be better if this person was not Cang Yan but Feng He...

Bah bah bah!So what if it's Fenghe?There is nothing good about kissing the Jade Emperor!Crazy Su Yizhen!

Thinking about it, I was really scared. Su Yizhen didn't understand why he had such an idea for no reason. Even though Feng He was beautiful, he was still a man, and he was a man with handles like himself, and... well, Unlike him.temporary.

Fuck it, gays really are an infectious disease!Complete the task as soon as possible and return to the rule of law society as soon as possible!

In just a blink of an eye, many thoughts flashed through his mind, but Cang Yan couldn't bear it anymore, and threw him out with a wave of his sleeve robe.Su Yizhen hadn't slowed down yet, he just felt the tiger fly out with a shock, directly out of the gate of the pagoda.

How could he be reconciled, and no matter how painful his ass fell, he got up and was about to go in again, but was stopped by the Guanhe Order. "Sister, let me in, I haven't finished talking yet."

Guan He Order: "Get out of here."

Su Yizhen sneered: "Sister..."

Guan Heling suddenly turned around and flew away.

"...Get out!" Su Yizhen rubbed his ass, limped back to the guest room, and groaned like a pig all the way.

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【Short and soft】

Cang Yan: This seat has finally officially appeared on the stage.

Master Su: Huh?Did not see the face.

Cang Yan: You kissed me.

Master Su: I didn't see the front face.

Cang Yan: A kiss is a kiss, and I will get it back in the future.

Hard Mom: Day, future?When are you going to...

A certain sword: "噗——"

Hard Mom: Ah! ! !