Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Cang Yan squeezed a piece and asked, "What is this?"

Su Yizhen: "Peach jelly cake, Master, try it."

Cang Yan took a bite hesitantly, and was immediately stunned.

Su Yizhen: "Aren't you used to it? No way..." He tasted it after making it himself. It was slightly sweet but not greasy, with a slight peach flavor, and pine nuts and walnuts were added in it. It's crispy and chewy, there's no reason why you can't get used to it.

Cang Yan looked at him without speaking, took another slice after a while, and asked, "You smashed walnuts at night to make this?"

Su Yizhen: "Well, how is it? I picked peach gum in Taoshan in summer. It was hot at that time, but I could get more peach gum."

Cang Yan: "Don't do it in the future."

Su Yizhen: "Isn't it delicious?"

Cang Yan: "I said it's delicious, will you keep making it?"

Su Yizhen replied half-truthfully: "Of course! Disciple is the most filial person in the world. Naturally, what Master wants to eat is made out of heaven and earth. How about it, is there a disciple like me?" So happy?"

Cang Yan: "It's not tasty."

"..." Su Yizhen let out an "oh", and put his hot face on his cold butt, which made him feel bored.

Disappointed, he walked out the door, but Cang Yan asked again: "Where are you going?"

Su Yizhen didn't turn his head back: "Give the peach jelly cake to the senior sister, the girls might like it."

On the second day after eating the peach gum cake, Cang Yan’s wound worsened. Su Yizhen was puzzled. Peach gum and nuts are not hair products, so how could they cause the wound to become inflamed?He refused to admit that there was a problem with his own work, but he also specially prepared the daily wound meal. It didn't make sense to eat it for several days and nothing would happen, except for today.

Maybe the old goblin ate something that shouldn't be eaten, or the wound got wet.Is Kelong's skin so delicate?Su Yizhen pinched his chin and thought about it, and asked obliquely: "Master, at that time I saw a fire erupting from the ground, what kind of monster is that?"

Cang Yan: "The suppressed magic flow under the extreme northern ice sheet."

Su Yizhen was slightly startled. The magic flow under the extreme northern ice field was suppressed by Cang Yan's father with all his life, and now they have asked them to find another way?He asked again: "Afterwards, what did Master do with the magic flow?"

Cang Yan: "Eat."

"..." Su Yizhen swallowed involuntarily, "Eat, eat?"

Cang Yan: "That's just someone who came out to explore the way, and I can still digest it. The demon-suppressing seal of the Eastern Sky is about to break, and the Extreme North Demon Realm is waiting for the opportunity. I am afraid that the two forces will combine."

God, this is about to encounter a catastrophe that will destroy the world!

He still remembered the scene when Cang Yan told them to leave quickly when the fire rushed out of the surface. If they were just soldiers exploring the way, what would the magic flow under the extreme northern ice sheet look like?Su Yizhen thought to himself, what era is this in? He can be sure that he no longer has to worry about being struck to death by lightning in ten years or so, and will definitely be wiped out first by demons.

Cang Yan: "Scared?"

Su Yizhen wiped off his weak sweat: "What am I afraid of? The sky is falling and Master will hold it up, heh heh. But Master, this worldly matter should be the responsibility of the heavens. Master actually doesn't have to sacrifice so much. I don't believe they will really let it go?"

Cang Yan: "The heavens are afraid of me, so naturally I don't care about Dong Tianji's affairs. I can afford to gamble, but the common people can't afford it."

Su Yizhen stopped talking, the dragon is a dragon with the world in mind, and apart from his abilities, he is actually just a poor worm.The mood suddenly became heavy, and Su Yizhen was not used to it, so he shifted his gaze to Cang Yan's sword wound, then turned back to the topic and said: "Master, I see that the fire of the magic flow is so powerful that it didn't leave any wounds, why? Only this sword wound has never healed?"

Cang Yan: "Perhaps because this injury was left by my disciple himself, it is unwilling to heal."

Hey, the old goblin can still say such things!Su Yizhen pouted, noncommittal.Although he suspected that it was Cang Yan's own problem, he couldn't say it directly, so he asked: "Master, did you eat anything else yesterday, other than what I prepared for you?"

Cang Yan shook his head slightly: "Not only yesterday, but recently I only eat what you cook. I don't want to doubt you. You should think about it again, have you added anything to the food by mistake?"

"..." mistakenly added?Su Yizhen suddenly became anxious, and shouted, "What does this mean, you might as well just ask me why I wanted to kill you!"

Cang Yan: "Then why do you want to kill me?"

"You!" Su Yizhen was so angry that he forgot what was pitiful and lamentable. He pointed to his nose and said, "Okay, kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs, and I'm asking for trouble! Heartless and heartless , Fortunately, I serve you from morning to night every day... the next time whoever cooks for you will be your grandson!"

Seeing him walking out angrily, Cang Yan called: "Come back."

Su Yizhen: "Why?"

Cang Yan: "The bed is not made yet."

"... Whoever loves to shop will shop!" Su Yizhen crossed his arms angrily, with an expression of "I don't do anything today".

Cang Yan: "I heard that the back kitchen is short of firewood, so I moved the coffin there as an emergency."

Su Yizhen immediately slapped the table: "Who dares to touch Lao Tzu's coffin!"

"Guan Heling, come in." Cang Cheng called to the outside.

Those little black boots were brought in instantly, as if they had been waiting outside for this moment.She responded, "My lord."

"Don't! Master, calm down!" Su Yizhen immediately transformed into a good woman when he saw this "vicious woman", and threw himself in front of Cang Yan with a smile, and said, "Master, think twice, Disciple doesn't dare to be arrogant anymore, can you stop hacking my coffin?"

Cang Yan: "I can't."

Su Yizhen pretended to be pitiful: "Please! Don't, don't, don't!"

Cang Yan: "Is the coffin so important? Is there any other use besides psychic communication with Lei Gong?"

"Lei Gong...puh ha ha ha!" Su Yizhen was immediately amused, and laughed so hard, "Master, Si Lei Palace is an immortal official who is in charge of the ascension of thousands of living beings in the world. Jie Lei, don't care about the rain!"

Cang Yan: "So, the tribulation and thunder I endured were all caused by him?"

Uh, not good, I caused trouble for Si Leidian.

Su Yizhen carefully observed Cang Yan's face, and said hesitantly, "Probably, yes, but he doesn't just want to hack whoever he wants, he has to follow Si Mingjun's fate... .”

Seeing that Cang Yan's expression was the same, and he didn't intend to pursue it further, Su Yizhen thought to himself that he mentioned that Mr. Si Ming is easy to discuss about everything.He said: "Oh, let's not talk about these unhappy things, Master, I will go and make your bed right away."

"En." Cang Yan responded.

His eyes swayed slightly following Su Yizhen's movement of making the bed, and he remembered that he was kneeling in the same posture when he was asked to wipe the floor for the first time, but it was a pity that after saying one more sentence, he woke up the little thing, and since then, wiping the floor has changed. Became a dog crawl.

I also once wondered why I got lost on this person's waistline, as if that belt was the city wall that imprisoned thousands of miles of spring, and every time I looked at it, I wanted to destroy it completely.In the countless years he has spent, Su Yizhen is not the best, the talent is not the best, he has never done things well, and even his character is open to question, how could he become the most special one?

But Cang Yan's doubts have long been discarded in the magic mirror. He has seen countless people's demons, some are hatred and killing, some are plundering, and of course there are idiots who are trapped by love, but people like Su Yizhen will fall for the first sight It was the first one to be engraved with a heart demon, especially the person engraved in his heart was not someone else.

Su Yizhen's voice came from the bed: "Master is in a daze, it's really rare to see."

Only then did Cang Yan come back to his senses, and heard Guan Heling reprimand: "Su Yizhen! How can the lord's bed allow others..."

"Oh, it's alright, alright," Su Yizhen was still lying on Cang Yan's bed with Erlang's legs crossed, shaking his feet with his head propped up, "Sister Dharma Protector is too strict, Master didn't say anything."

Guan Heling: "My lord, that's because I lost my mind, otherwise how could I condone your temptation like this, what do you say, my lord?"

Cang Yan didn't answer, and Su Yizhen smiled shyly: "Hey, if I hadn't been so probing, how would the guardian sister know that the master was distracted? It is rare for the dragon to be in a daze. Did the guardian sister see clearly just now? Ha ha!"

Guan Heling didn't bother to talk to him, but disgust could be seen from that brow.

Cang Yan: "Is it ready?"

"It's ready, it's ready," Su Yizhen jumped up from the bed, and said to him, "Master, tomorrow is the winter solstice. The custom in our place is to eat dumplings. What kind of stuffing do you like?"

"Anything is fine," Cang Yan replied casually, and then asked, "What's for lunch today?"

This question made Su Yizhen quite emotional. When he was in school, he was troubled by three questions every day: What do you eat in the morning?What to eat for lunch?what's for dinner?Nowadays, in the society of primitive people, there is no need to worry about this problem anymore. He can list a recipe in minutes and let him order it. Anyway, whatever he does is something new that primitive people have never eaten.

So he patted his chest and said: "Master, you don't have to worry about this, just wrap it on the apprentice!"

Guan Heling stood aside and showed contempt: "Didn't you just say that whoever does it again is the grandson?"

Su Yizhen: "Tsk, I said Sister Dharma Protector, if you have nothing to do, go back and put on makeup and do yoga. What are you doing in the corner?"

Guan Heling snorted coldly: "Your voice is so loud, I can't even listen to it if I don't want to."

Su Yizhen: "That's right, I can't say no to you." He turned to Cang Yan, "Then I'll go and prepare the ingredients right now, you have a good rest, Grandpa!"

He nodded and exited the door, and heard Guan Heling's subtle voice: "My lord, this man is really shameless..."

Su Yizhen walked towards the back kitchen, praising Guan Heling's comment all the way, no matter how he thought about it, he felt it was appropriate and pertinent.He laughed loudly, thinking that I am shameless, what's wrong with being shameless?As the saying goes, people are shameless and invincible in the world, and Su Yizhen will be invincible in the world in the future.