Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Su Yizhen returned to the life of comprehending swordsmanship under the Xuanshen Waterfall, working every day at sunrise and resting at sunset.In Duan Jiaoxi, I often have the opportunity to compete with my brothers and sisters, and I have learned a lot of their kung fu routines, and the rest is nothing more than practicing diligently.

Everything else is easy to learn, except that no one can master the Xuanshen swordsmanship that Cang Yan gave him, so he can only figure out the sword manual by himself, but the written language of the primitive people is too rugged, Su Yizhen reads it like a mountain road bend.

Fortunately, his state of mind has changed, Feng He is gone, and he can practice sword with peace of mind. Now even if he encounters a rough place, he will not force it anymore, and only thinks that he is earnestly enduring his life.He knew that he would never be able to defeat Cang Yan in the true sense, and heresies were not very easy to use. He hadn't figured out how to avoid being struck to death by lightning one day in the future.

He was in the second half of his practice that day, when Guan Heling fell under a tree and interrupted him, saying, "The lord calls you."

Su Yizhen continued to practice his sword, and said silently: "I'm not going."

Seeing that he practiced well, Guan Heling flew to the bottom of the waterfall to fight him, but immediately flew back as soon as he landed, and complained: "It's really cold."

Su Yizhen made fun of himself, and asked in a pretentious manner: "Is he looking for something?"

Guanhe Order: "Zun mainly eats Qingquan shrimp."

Su Yizhen was furious: "Where can I find out the spring shrimp for him, toss or not?!"

Guan Heling: "I don't care about this, you can figure it out yourself."

After she finished speaking, she flew away, leaving Su Yizhen sulking alone at the bottom of the waterfall.The Qingquan small white shrimp was cooked for Chang Yan and Du Ruo when they lived in the mountain, how could this old goblin Cang Yan know about this?The more he thought about it, the more he felt strange, and suddenly felt very insecure, as if he was being watched everywhere he went.

He stopped practicing swords, and Su Yizhen started to go into the water to touch prawns. Of course, they were not Qingquan small white prawns. Right now, he could only catch a few river prawns for him to make do with.After the boiled prawns were delivered, Cang Cheng looked at the red, fresh and tender river prawns and began to dislike them, saying, "This is not a small white prawn."

Su Yizhen was not in a good mood: "Master, you old man has to look at it for a while. There is no mountain spring near Cangcheng Palace. Where can I find Qingquan small white shrimp? This is also delicious, so you just let it go?"

Cang Yan: "It's fine if you want me to be a general, you can peel it off."

"..." Bowing his head bravely to the evil forces, Su Yizhen sat down at the table with a huff, cleaned his fingers with the water in which the shrimp was boiled, and began to peel the shrimp for him.

Cang Yan stared at him while eating, and suddenly said: "You look pretty good."

Su Yizhen "smiled" and thanked: "Master, thank you!"

Cang Yan: "There is a knife hidden in the smile."

Su Yizhen rolled his eyes: "I still hide needles in my cotton."

Cang Yan: "Well, no wonder it was named 'Left Needle'."

Hey, the old goblin can tell jokes with that mouth?But what the hell is the homophonic stalk, the immature and mentally retarded have negative points, get out of here!

Su Yizhen said: "This Zhen is not the other needle, I mean something like auspicious and beautiful."

Cang Yan's eyes were soft, he silently said "um", and said again: "Okay, let's wipe the floor."

I bother!It's addictive!

Su Yizhen jumped up against the case and rebelled: "I am no longer a servant, can Master stop ordering me? My task is to practice swords. I am a disciple of martial arts and the first disciple of the dignified Palace Master!"

Cang Yan: "Do you still know that you are the head disciple of this seat? Unfilial."

"Why am I being unfilial, you are too unreasonable, you..." Su Yizhen thought of his situation, and decided to compromise for the time being, "Oh! Forget it, I'll wipe it, I'll wipe it! "I'll fuck you!

He brought a bucket and a rag, dipped it in the water, and began to wipe it on his knees. After wiping for a while, he felt something was wrong. When he turned his head, Cang Jia's gaze was on him. "Slap" dropped the wet rag, and Su Yizhen got up and yelled with his hands on his hips: "There's no end to this, do you want me to wipe the floor properly?"

Cang Yan: "Although you have no breasts, your waist line is pretty good."

Su Yizhen's lines are good, martial arts since childhood made his waistline tight and narrow, and he can't find any fat anywhere, and the action of kneeling on the ground and wiping the ground makes the hem of the clothes under the belt dangling, and the truncated hair on the sideburns is back. Playing and playing mischievously, I can't help others not to think about it.

Although Cang Yan doesn't like to be close to people, he is not sacrificing love and desire. He never hesitates to pay attention to the pleasing things in front of his eyes, especially if this thing is a living person, or someone who has been stalking him.

Su Yizhen tolerated his "seeing traitors", and decided to hurry back after wiping, so he changed from kneeling to squatting, and started working in a sex-like posture, which was much faster.Seeing Cang Yan turn his face away silently, Su Yizhen was a little happy to succeed, and asked: "Master, how is the line now?"

Cang Yan didn't answer, Su Yizhen changed his posture again, and asked again: "Master, how about this?"

Cang Yan finally frowned and said, "There are a lot of ugliness."

"Hahaha...Master, I finished wiping my disciples. If there is nothing else to do, I will leave first." Su Yizhen was overjoyed, and finally twisted the water, picked up the bucket, and walked out the door.

But Cang Yan said: "Go to the lotus pond to take a bath tonight."

Su Yizhen instantly became unhappy: "I don't want to go."

Cang Yan: "Presumptuous."

Su Yizhen: "Master, didn't you recognize that the apprentice is a woman, it's inconvenient."

Cang Yan: "I can marry you."

"..." The old goblin had clearly said before that she could not marry him!Su Yizhen roared, "I won't go!"

Cang Yan: "Your coffin is still in the pagoda, I see that it's in the way, and I'm planning to ask someone to chop it up and use it as firewood."

"..." Su Yizhen squeezed out a smile, "Master is merciful. It's not that the apprentice is unwilling to serve you. It's because Duan teaches strict rules. When you go back late, even the gate is locked, and the apprentice has no place to live. .”

Cang Yan: "Then come back and live."

Su Yizhen turned his head and said, "Okay, my apprentice obeys."

At night, Su Yizhen brought the altar of peach wine and some colorful fruits to the lotus pond, and while undressing Cang Yan, he flattered and praised: "Master, how did you get this figure? I'm so envious!"

Cang Yan asked: "Do you like it very much?"

"..." Su Yizhen choked for a moment, he liked it, but not in that sense.He said: "Yes, this disciple also wants to develop such a figure, Master teach me?"

Cang Yan: "You don't need it."

"Master, how many times do I have to say it before you believe me, I'm really...forget it." Su Yizhen was exhausted physically and mentally.Do the math, the old goblin is very stubborn, it's useless to say it ten thousand times.He changed the subject and said: "I have prepared peach wine, which I brought here specially from the mountain residence. Now this season is the most suitable time to drink peach wine and eat fruit, please enjoy it, Master."

In the pool, Cang Yan only exposed above his chest, and there was a round drop of water lying on his shoulder socket. His originally distinct collarbone was hidden in the hot mist, appearing and disappearing, becoming more gentle and less sharp for no reason.He took the wine glass and drank it down, saying: "You really have a heart."

Su Yizhen looked away, poured another cup for him, and replied with a smile: "It is the duty of a disciple to serve the master."

Cang Yan: "Suddenly being so obedient, what is the purpose?"

Su Yizhen: "Where did the master say that when the apprentice is not practicing swords, I have nothing to do, so I can only think about making something delicious for you. This fruit stuffing tastes sweet and a little sour. Freshly brewed I always think about when I can let Shizun taste it, why don't you drink a few more glasses? After a few years, I will dig out the peach blossom wine in the cellar, and I want Shizun to unseal the seal and drink the first cup!"

Cang Yan originally lowered his eyes, but when he heard these words, he suddenly looked at him and asked, "Is this the truth?"

His eyes were eager, and Su Yizhen didn't dare to answer for a while, he glanced away guiltily, and replied: "Of course, of course it's the truth."

After a long while, Cang Yan's breath gradually became heavy, and he slightly closed his eyes and said to Su Yizhen, "Wipe my back."

Su Yizhen slandered him for taking a bath every day, but he obediently took the towel and wiped it for him.Cang Yan's back is broad and thick, and his muscles are very smooth. When the bath towel slides over, there will be a string of water droplets, and after wiping off, new ones will be left. More greedy water droplets will stay in the hollows of his waist and eyes to lick his. On the skin, if you wipe it off, it will still remain, and then you will wipe it off again. In short, it will not dry.

Su Yizhen's brain twitched, and he reached out to wipe it off.

Cang Yan suddenly froze in the water, turned his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Ah? I..." Su Yizhen stared blankly at his water-stained five fingers, unable to think for a while, as if he had been struck by the thunder of the sky again.

What is this doing?What the hell is this doing? !

Before he could figure it out, he suddenly leaned over and was dragged into the pool by Cang Yan. After thumping for a while, Su Yizhen grabbed Cang Jia's shoulders to stand firm in the pool, and said angrily, "Cang Jia, what are you doing?"

Cang Yan was a little drunk, pressed his hand holding his shoulder, snorted and said: "I feel hot, I want to eat you."

"Crazy you!" Su Yizhen pulled out his hand suddenly, but Cang Yan leaned forward and pressed on himself.At first he felt that this person was too heavy, and then he saw a shadow covering him, and his lips were kissed.

Depend on!You are addicted to bullying me!

Su Yizhen's blood surged up, and with a ball of energy in his hand, he greeted his abdomen. Hearing Cang Jia's muffled groan, he immediately tilted his weight and fell into the water together.Su Yizhen got up after choking on two sips of water, seeing that Cang Cheng was still submerged in the water, he hurried to pull him, but he didn't find it after searching all over the place.

While he was in doubt, there was a wind blowing behind him suddenly, and a shadow on the water was approaching him quietly.Su Yizhen turned around suddenly, and a huge dragon's head rushed into his eyes. In an instant, his heart beat uncontrollably a few more times, almost jumping out of his throat.

"Master—" Su Yizhen didn't have time to say the word "forgive me", the dragon's head opened its bloody mouth and swallowed him whole.

Nima, it's delicious! ! !

Su Yizhen rolled in along the dragon's tongue, and the thorns on the dragon's tongue made his skin hurt. It took a long time to support the dragon's tooth to stand firm, but the dragon's tongue was shrinking and swallowing, as if he would not swallow him into his stomach The unstoppable rhythm.

Su Yizhen was in a hurry, kicked Longya a few times and shouted loudly: "The old goblin let me out! Are you really planning to eat me?! Your sister! Open your mouth and let me out, do you hear— —”

Dragon ignored him.

The dragon was very happy to put the person who wanted to eat in his mouth, and suddenly he flew up the clouds and swam freely in the sky.But the joy didn't last long. He suddenly felt something stuck at the base of his tongue. The thing stuck to him seemed to be still bouncing, stabbing and scratching the soft flesh at the base of his tongue. He couldn't help thinking Vomit.

Long couldn't hold it back, he opened his mouth and coughed the thing out, feeling much more comfortable in an instant.

"Your uncle's Cang Yan—I'm going to die—" When Su Yizhen was doing a parabolic motion at high altitude, all he thought was how fucking wronged, Su Yizhen died twice in his life, and he was too wronged. Once he was struck to death by lightning, and once he was thrown to death by a dragon.

Great youth, great future, why do you have to seek your own death?If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have confronted the old goblin. I shouldn't have given him a drink, I shouldn't have punched him, and I shouldn't have stepped on the back of his tongue at a time like this.