Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Su Yizhen immediately retreated to dodge, and covered his head with his arms, but his body was not spared, and was pierced with many slender thorns.He yelled in pain, Cang Yan was furious when he heard it, he swung his sleeve suddenly to block the porcupine's second round of flying stabs, and then slightly hooked his five fingers to hold up a ball of blue light that was jumping and jumping, and with a flick of his wrist, he The blue light hit the porcupine.

The porcupine swallowed before he even had time to snort.

Su Yizhen fell to his knees, wrinkling his nose and cursing.Cang Yan wanted to help him up, but he didn't know where to help him. He wasn't sure which parts were stabbed, so he said, "Don't move, tell me where it hurts first."

Su Yizhen hissed and inhaled: "It hurts everywhere, my mother, help me, Master! My back hurts, my waist hurts, and my butt hurts too!"

Cang Yan was quite flustered, so he put his hands under his armpits from the front to lift him up, and then carried him on his shoulders to the meadow not far away.He put Su Yizhen down carefully, and after making sure that he was not stabbed in the front, he put him in a prone position, tore off the clothes on his back and began to pull out the stabs.

"Master!" Su Yizhen wailed, "Be gentle, be sure to be gentle, this thing hurts like being stung by a wasp!"

Cang Yan couldn't help sighing: "Always disobedient, now do you know how to have a long memory?"

Su Yizhen grinned and yelled as if in mourning, pretending to bemoan his miserable life, no one loves him, and so on.Cang Yan was sweating from pulling out the thorns for him, there were hundreds of them on his back and waist, as for the ones on his buttocks, he was still a bit difficult to do.

"Master, have you finished pulling out?" Su Yizhen asked when he saw that he hadn't moved.

Cang Yan hesitated for a moment, then said: "Not yet, I need to take off your pants now, do you agree?"

Su Yizhen rolled his eyes: "Stop dawdling, as long as you don't get my Xiaoju|Hua's idea, you can fade wherever you want!"

"..." Hearing this, Cang Yan decisively tore off his pants. The pain made Su Yizhen tremble all over, and the fine sweat condensed into crystal beads and slid down the waistline. The scene was unbearable. See.

Cang Yan forcibly diverted his attention, and asked, "Xiaoju | What is a flower?"

Su Yizhen smiled wryly, and gasped, "Master, don't ask, just be gentle, I hurt so much, it hurts more than his uncle's broken virginity..."

Cang Yan: "When can you change the way you speak?"

Su Yizhen: "I won't change it, I won't change it—" After shouting, the tone changed after the pain, sharp and thin as if he was really an eunuch, Su Yizhen hurriedly shut up in horror, clenched his teeth and stopped making a sound.

After pulling out the thorns, Cang Yan put on the clothes loosely for him. He couldn't bear to see the patches of scorching red on his skin. He raised his hand and stroked his wrist, and a bloodstain was drawn. He handed it to Su Yizhen and said: " Drinking my blood can help you detoxify."

"Master, what are you doing here?" Su Yizhen shook his head again and again, "I'm a human being, so I can't drink blood. Besides, this porcupine thorn is at most as poisonous as a wasp, so I can heal myself."

Cang Cheng insisted: "Don't talk too much."

Su Yizhen also insisted: "I don't want to drink your blood, blood is bloody, I can't drink it!"

Cang Yan: "Did you drink the fox blood that was given to you back then?"

"I...I drank it." Su Yizhen was speechless and continued to refute, looking at his wrist with ups and downs, always feeling that he owed him more and more things, and he would not even be embarrassed to turn his face in the future .

Cang Yan: "Do you want me to feed you personally?" As he said that, he made a gesture to drink by himself.

"No! I'll do it myself!" Su Yizhen reluctantly took his wrist, held it to his lips with both hands, covered it and sucked it twice, and glanced at the other's expression with his eyes.

If you don't glance at it, you can't drink it even if you glance at it.I saw Cang Yan's amber eyes that were so soft that they could pinch water almost overflowed, how can people continue with this?Su Yizhen shook his hands and said angrily: "Master, please pay attention to your emotions and manage your expressions. I really don't dare to speak when you look like this."

Cang Yan didn't refute, but his tone was extremely gentle, as if coaxing him: "Okay, I won't look at you anymore, drink more."

Su Yizhen hesitantly licked his wound twice, quite perfunctorily.After licking, he wiped his saliva on his wrist with the sleeve of his clean underwear, and said, "Okay, I'm full."

Cang Yan's eyes finally shifted from the tip of the opponent's tongue, and he no longer forced himself to do so. He turned his back and made a half-squat position and said, "I'll carry you on my back."

"!!!" Su Yizhen resisted extremely, "I can go! Really, I really can go!"

Cang Yan didn't look back, and just said lightly: "If you don't want to carry it, you can carry it. You choose."

It's changed, the old goblin has completely changed!

Su Yizhen was tongue-tied and said: "Master, don't be like this, your enthusiasm is so sudden, I can't accept it! I still like the cold and cold Palace Master Cangyan!"

"Okay." Cang Yan walked towards him directly, clasped his legs and carried him on his shoulders.

"...Master!" My brother Long in society, who doesn't talk too much, Su Yizhen once again turned his face ruthlessly, "Cang Yan! You old goblin is too perverted! You change as soon as you say you think you are Chameleon! You put me down—”

"Are you sure you want to come down?" Cang Yan asked as he walked, Su Yizhen didn't understand, and looked ahead, the old goblin had stepped onto a lake at some point.It is not accurate to say that it is a lake. The black and red thing in it cannot be water, and it is not viscous enough to say that it is blood.He saw bubbling bubbles constantly emerging from the thick liquid, and some things that looked like hands and big chicken feet protruded out, describing it as extremely terrifying.

Cang Yan was still asking: "Do you want to come down?"

nonsense!Is there still life after this fucking thing comes down!The old goblin himself wasn't afraid of this, he walked over it like he was walking on flat ground, but did he, Su Yizhen, have the ability?Isn't this obvious bullying!

Su Yizhen confessed in time: "You don't need to come down, Master, this is very good."

Cang Yan: "Come down, it seems that you are very uncomfortable."

"Is it uncomfortable? No, Master! You say it's strange. I felt nauseous when Master carried me before, but now I'm used to it. It's easy not to walk by myself. If Master is willing, he can carry me twice a day." That’s good! Haha!” Su Yizhen despises himself extremely, and he hopes that one day he will be so strong that he will no longer have to say anything against anyone or any dragon, and even be able to trample the other party under his feet.

Hearing this, Cang Yan made a slight adjustment, and moved the position where he was against his shoulder, from the abdomen to the chest, so that it would not be too uncomfortable with muscles and bones as a cushion.In this way, Su Yizhen slid down and became two arms hanging on his shoulders, and his chin just touched the position of his shoulder blades.

He was able to take a few breaths, and asked in a low voice: "Master, what are the things down here? Did you get them too?"

Cang Yan said "hmm": "Across the sea of ​​blood and the mountain of corpses, it looks scary, but they are actually useless things."

Su Yizhen's voice brushed against his ears like a feather: "Do we have to pass the mountain of corpses too?"

Cang Yan held back: "Yes."

Well, it seems that it will be carried for a long time.

Su Yizhen asked again: "Am I heavy?"

Cang Yan: "Why do you ask this?"

"Oh, the girls in our place like to ask this question, because they are afraid that if they are too heavy, their boyfriend won't be able to hold them." Su Yizhen regained his composure, and then realized that he had asked a stupid question, and hurriedly laughed. , "Master is Longha, a dragon claw can grab me up, how could it feel heavy, hahaha!"

Cang Yan was tickled by the feather, and it seemed that a small feather had been planted in his throat, which made him hoarse when he opened his mouth.It took him a long time to adjust his mood, and replied: "It's heavy, it's not heavy."

Su Yizhen smiled: "What kind of answer is this?"

Cang Yan: "It's light in your arms, but heavy in your heart."

Su Yizhen: "..." Knowing that you shouldn't ask too much, he rewarded himself with a big silent ear scratch.

Looking at the churning sea of ​​blood below, as well as those demons and ghosts who are provocative in the open and spying in the dark, Su Yizhen can't help but think how boring Cang Yan must have been all these years, and how boring it must be to move the sea of ​​corpses into the sea of ​​blood. .But this kind of behavior is really brave and kind, so brave and kind that it is almost naive. Just imagine that kind of picture, a poor little dragon with no one to accompany him, when he has nothing to do, he can only run to level up and fight monsters, move corpses, and seas of blood. ....

This is really, so pitiful!

He also thought that when he stuffed the fox between his legs to keep warm, it might be the first time in Cang's life that he had such close contact with a human being, so he asked, "Master, have you never hugged a fox before?" other people?"

Cang Yan: "I don't know, I don't remember."

Su Yizhen: "Physical contact will enhance the emotional communication between people, but it will also give people the illusion of how deep the emotion is and how attached they are to each other. In fact, it may just be that hormones are eager to find a Mistakes when entrusting objects. If Master hugs a few more people, you will find that Su Yizhen is actually the most difficult one to hug, the least soft one, and the most annoying one."

Cang Yan asked: "What are hormones?"

Su Yizhen: "I don't know how to explain it. Master can be understood as the physical desire and desire for the opposite sex of the same species."

But it doesn't make sense, even if Cangzhen will admit his mistake, Su Yizhen's hormones won't be able to tell the difference between men and women... Could it be that Su Yizhen's hormones are problematic, so he fell in love with the previous Fenghe?He won't be a rare species of XXY, right? !

Cang Yan interrupted his thoughts: "Well, do you also agree that we are the same kind?"

Su Yizhen: "...No, the point is not here."

Cang Yan asked again: "Is your affection for Fenghe also due to hormones?"

Su Yizhen: "..." Well, the old goblin always uses Feng He to make an argument, which makes him unable to refute.

Su Yizhen felt dizzy for a while when the wind whistled in his ears, as if he was overweight sitting on the jumping machine, and couldn't bear the panic, so he closed his eyes and tightened his shoulders and neck.When he came back to his senses, the two of them were already high in the sky, and the mountain of corpses was just below, and even the living corpses wriggling on the mountain could be seen.

His stomach was churning, and he asked, "Master, since it's a corpse, how can it still move?"

Cang Yan noticed his nervousness, hugged him tightly like a child, and patted his back reassuringly: "Don't look. Those are just illusions created by lingering grievances."

Su Yizhen really felt better, but he felt quite embarrassed by being patted and coaxed by Cang Yan like this. His old face was almost red, so he pretended to sigh calmly: "How many people will die with so many corpses, it's too sinful!"

Cang Yan: "Well, these are the creatures that were killed by demons after the death of the Eastern Heavenly Lord."

Su Yizhen: "Who is the Eastern Heaven God?"

Cang Yan: "The emperor stationed in the east, Qinglong, one of the four guardian gods."

Su Yizhen: "If Qinglong died in battle, wouldn't Dongfang lose its patron saint? Is the position still vacant?"

Cang Yan nodded: "The Buddha Pagoda has arrived."

The two fell to the ground, and Su Yizhen regained his weight, only then realized that the porcupine quills on his body were no longer painful.He looked at the pagoda in front of him, it was exactly the same as the one where Cang Yan lived, and asked, "Why is there the same pagoda here?"

Cang Yan said, "It's not the same, take a closer look."

The author has something to say:

Kissing, hugging and holding high, it means that the relationship has progressed, it is not easy