Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Su Yizhen burst out laughing suddenly: "Master, stop joking, you can actually make up such nonsense in order to make me give up Fenghe."

Cang Yan didn't deny it either, and just continued: "You slept with Feng He in the cave when you spent the night in Shehe Mountain, and you even released the eye-gobbling monster privately and pressed him on the door frame, forcing him to touch you with your fingers." Handshake."

Su Yizhen gritted his teeth and said, "Fenghe told you all this, don't try to lie to me!"

Cang Yan: "Fenghe has no reason to tell me this."

"Don't talk about it with me," Su Yizhen grabbed Cang Yan's arm and said, "Just tell me where Feng He went, why he is not in the Buddha Pagoda, and where is he?!"

Cang Yan: "He is right in front of you."

Su Yizhen went crazy: "You lied to me! You old goblin lied to me! It's impossible, Feng He is Feng He, he is a fox and you are a dragon, do you think I am a fool? Feng He is smaller than you After more than one lap, how could he be you?!"

Cang Yan: "Why does the fox grow a pair of dragon horns on its head?"

Su Yizhen: "What nonsense dragon horns, those are deer horns! Antlers that are ten thousand times more beautiful and cuter than your dragon horns!"

Cang Yan: "My father is a dragon, and my mother is a fox. My meridians were damaged after I failed to cross the catastrophe. I couldn't support myself in a dragon shape, so I had to transform into a fox shape to survive. Both Guan Heling and Jiang Shangxian knew about this."

Su Yizhen: "They belong to you, and I don't believe what they say. You ask Feng He to come out to see me, and you let him come out to see me! By the way, I clearly saw you two in the room together, this and that, and you still say He was injured a little bit, ask me to fetch medicine for him!"

Cang Yan: "Did you see the clothes, did you see his person? Did you hear my voice, did you hear his?"

No no!

Not even when these two appeared at the same time, not even once!

Su Yizhen panicked, he had never been so flustered even during the college entrance examination.

Cang Yan said: "You want to see Feng He, will you believe what he says?"

Su Yizhen didn't answer, he looked at Cang Yan in despair, trying to find evidence from that face that he was not Feng He, but for some reason, he looked more and more like him.In front of my eyes, the green shirt turned into a red one, and Fenghe stood on the hanging bamboo bridge, just like the first time I saw it.

The red clothes are as light as fluttering catkins, and his voice is also distant: "Do you believe it now? Fenghe is Cangzhen, and Cangjia is Fenghe."

"You lied to me, you are not him, you are not..." Su Yizhen suddenly calmed down, but this calmness may be just an illusion, an illusion that the mood is too desolate to be keenly aware of external things.

That red dress used to be so dazzling, like an autumn maple living in the mountains, filling Su Yizhen's countless desolate nights.Now it has turned into an absurd and unreasonable fire, piercing through Su Yizhen's heart and burning his love and hope to ashes.

Cang Yan changed back to the green shirt again, and said: "I didn't lie to you, this is my original appearance. Fenghe is just the body that the spirit of a half-fox turned into when I was weak. The fox is gone, and Fenghe will naturally be It's gone, a dragon is a dragon, and Cang Yan is Cang Yan."

The fox is gone, and so is Fenghe.

A dragon is a dragon, and a dragon is a dragon.

Su Yizhen's heart was shattered to pieces.He was cheated, his love was a joke.

Cang Yan: "You said that people over there like to say the word 'love'. After knowing all this, are you still willing to love me?"

"I don't love it!" Su Yizhen suddenly became angry, grabbed his collar and shouted, "You lied to me, you lied to me! Absurd! As you said, this is the closest place to him. What should I do?" Guarding him here, why did you trick me into coming here? What is your purpose? You deceived my feelings, Cang Yan, you actually deceived me like this!"

Cang Yan: "I have no intention of lying to you, nor do I intend to make you love me."

Su Yizhen: "Then tell me, tell me why you tricked me back!"

Cang Yan was stunned: "I don't know."

"Are you kidding me?" Su Yizhen said, "Cang Yan, the person I love is not you, the person I love is named Feng He, don't use such ridiculous excuses to block my way out! You know you How bad is this behavior, you have touched my bottom line!"

Cang Yan felt a little dejected: "I understand, you love someone but you only love his appearance, when he changes his appearance, you don't love him anymore, do you?"

Is it?

Su Yizhen never admits that his love is so superficial, he said hastily: "I won't argue with you, primitive people like you don't understand anything at all."

Cang Yan said, "Su Yizhen, I want a word from you."

Su Yizhen instinctively felt that he would say something extraordinary, so he flatly rejected it without listening: "Don't even think about it! Don't even think about anything!"

Cang Yan sighed: "In other words, if I want you now, you won't agree, will you?"

"You!" Su Yizhen was so angry that he almost vomited blood, he propped himself up weakly on the thick hemp rope of the hanging bamboo bridge, took several deep breaths to suppress his anger, and his voice was still trembling, "Can you speak well? "

Cang Yan didn't say any more, he walked slowly to oppress him, the tall figure was projected in front of Su Yizhen, like a mountain that made him breathless.Not understanding what Cang Yan was going to do, Su Yizhen backed away in horror: "What are you doing? Stay away from me, don't come over, do you hear me?"

Cang Yan: "What do you think I will do to you?"

In a hidden place, lonely men and widows, what else can they do?

Su Yizhen immediately pretended to be cowardly: "Don't come here, I'm your apprentice, you are my master, you can't do anything, it's against the law of heaven, it's useless, it's useless to care about human relations!"

Cang Yan: "Now you know that I am your master."

"I know, I know, I always know, I know I'm wrong, master, please forgive me!" Su Yizhen's ability to bend and stretch is first-rate, as long as he can keep his little chrysanthemum in such a dangerous situation, it's no big deal to be a coward .

and many more!

Su Yizhen suddenly remembered that Cang Cheng still recognized him as a woman.If it is said that at that time Cang Yan just pushed the boat along the way and acquiesced to the misunderstanding that Feng He was his pet, then he might actually be a pure straight man?

Su Yizhen's brain circuit was amazingly smooth, and Tulu turned this corner in one go, and hurriedly said: "Master, I don't know, this disciple is actually a real man!"

Cang Yan looked at him quietly, and didn't answer, not even the slightest change in expression.

What's the reaction?What exactly do you mean?Don't care or don't believe it at all?

Su Yizhen really couldn't figure out what he was thinking, overexcited and under the influence of alcohol, he felt dizzy and paralyzed for a while, and even the air seemed to be much thinner.He hurriedly closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, staggering and about to fall.

Cang Yan grabbed him in time, broke his hands from the hemp rope, and forcibly carried him on his shoulders.

"Cang Jia! Cang Jia, let me down! What are you going to do?" Su Yizhen's stomach was full of wine, and he almost vomited it out, regardless of the plan he had just admitted to pretending to be a weakling, he just cursed, "Damn Cang Yan, let me down! The old goblin, big green worm, let me down! If you have the ability to single out, I will fight with you!"

Cang Yan said lightly: "I can let you down, but not now."

"I'm going to vomit! I'm really going to vomit!" Su Yizhen was carried behind his back, punched his waist a few times, and vomited twice.

Hearing the words, Cang Yan really put him down, and asked softly, "Then I will hold you, would you like to?"

"I don't want to!" Su Yizhen yelled, only the brainless would be willing.

Cang Yan: "Then don't touch it, there are dirty things everywhere."

Su Yizhen asked vigilantly, "What dirty thing?"

Cang Yan: "Monsters, hostility, corpses, blood...all of them."

Su Yizhen didn't dare to make a fuss, so he honestly moved to the stone bench under the tree and asked, "Is this place clean?"

Cang Cheng shook his head.

Su Yizhen moved to the grass again: "What about here?"

Cang Yan also shook his head.

Su Yizhen: "Forget it, if it's not clean, it won't be clean. Anyway, I can't see it. The clothes will be clean after wiping them once."

Cang Yan came over and grabbed his waist, without any explanation, he pinched him to a clean place, as if he didn't notice the other party's punching and kicking at all.He said: "You used to hold me like this when I was a fox, now you know how uncomfortable it is?"

Su Yizhen: "Can I apologize to you? I beg Master to stick to myself and don't take those ignorant behaviors of my disciples to heart. I'm still young and ignorant!"

Cang Yan: "It's not too small."

Su Yizhen was startled: "What do you mean? Master, please don't be like this, disciples dare not climb high. Besides, you are a dragon, and I am a mortal, and we are born with incompatibility."

Cang Yan sighed, "You never said that to Feng He."

nonsense!

Fenghe is Fenghe, and with Fenghe, even gender disagreement can be tolerated, and he still cares about horoscopes?Su Yizhen snorted coldly to himself, and simply kept silent and leaned on a stone to sober up.

He woke up and fell asleep. In his sleep, he saw Feng He in a daze, and even took Feng He's hand and kissed him. Feng He's lips were soft, and the closer Su Yizhen kissed, the more he liked him. He grunted and kissed vigorously, and even stuck the tip of his tongue in.

This was his first kiss in a real sense, he was a little excited, he stretched out his arms and wanted to wrap Feng He in his arms, but unexpectedly his arms were firmly controlled by iron hoops, and after struggling for a while, he could not Did not break free.

He opened his eyes uncomfortably, and suddenly there was a thunderclap—the iron hoop was Cang Jia's arms, the lips were also Cang Jia's, and even himself was half lying on Cang Jia's lap.

"Old goblin!" Su Yizhen jumped up from him with a bang, "What an old pervert, how dare he take advantage of others!"

Cang Yan: "You took the initiative."

Su Yizhen was furious: "You know that I'm drunk, and this kind of behavior is taking advantage of others' danger, why don't you make some face? You have lived to be more than 90 years old, I'm so sorry for you! Don't forget that I am your apprentice! "

Cang Yan: "Is this what you should say to Master?"

Su Yizhen: "Elders don't respect themselves, how can apprentices respect you?"

Cang Yan: "It was you who lost morality after drinking, and the next one is the next one."

"You!" Su Yizhen was speechless.

What an old samurai who reversed black and white!

He untied his robe, tore off a piece of fabric from a seam, and threw it to Cang Yan like a kick: "From today onwards, I will break justice with you by cutting off the robe, and we will be together in the future." Well water does not violate river water, I know I will never be able to beat you, I will not fight, baby I do not want, we will be indefinitely!"

Cang Yan: "Drinking the teacher's apprenticeship tea is an eternal master and apprentice. Unless I drive you out of the school, you can't cut off your righteousness with me."

"..." Su Yizhen didn't bother to argue with him, and resigned himself to his fate, "Whatever you say, I'll leave Cangyu Palace after I get out of here, and I can hide if I can't be provoked."

Cang Yan: "No one can get out from here."

Su Yizhen raised his eyes to see his expression, trying to distinguish whether he was lying, and said briefly: "Isn't this magic mirror made of your scales, and you can't get out?"

Cang Yan suddenly raised his hand and began to untie his collar, Su Yizhen shouted: "What are you doing?! You should also consider the atmosphere!"

Cang Yan's eyes were narrow, and he unbuttoned his collar to reveal his neck, only to see a circle of fish scales, no, dragon scales slowly appearing on the originally smooth skin.He rubbed the edge of the dragon scale with his fingertips, and said to Su Yizhen: "You cut here, and you can get out after killing me."

"..." Su Yizhen swallowed subconsciously, turned his head and asked confidently, "How can I cut without a knife?"

With a "ding", a knife was thrown in front of him.