Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

This point has become a form, it contains all phenomena, and forms a Dan Yuan.

Su Yizhen slapped his palm on the surface of the water and then withdrew it immediately. The water wave didn't move much, but a drop of water bounced from his palm, and then it was softly held back by a circle of ripples.However, after he regained his strength, a column of water ten feet high suddenly exploded from the bottom of the water, splashing a piece of water, and a lot of mud at the bottom of the water was blown out.

"Wonderful," Su Yizhen sighed, "I have made a lot of progress by making a pill by accident. Fenghe, Fenghe, it's all thanks to you. But from today onwards, I will Forget, brother will never be gay again."

Practice hard, defeat Cang Yan, and return to a society ruled by law.Su Yizhen silently made an oath.

This day Su Yizhen went to the bathroom after returning home, and was surprised to find that a small thing had grown out of his place, and he couldn't find it unless he looked carefully, but it was indeed growing!

The closer you are to the goal, the more you will grow. Forming the pill is the first step. Si Lei Dian sincerely does not lie to me!

"It really looks like a mushroom! It's so cute!" Su Yizhen was very happy, so happy that he forgot Fenghe's unfeelingness, and was immersed in the joy of growing things all night, and even a dry cloud gushed out With pride, he is determined to make a breakthrough in this primitive society, and his hard work is not in vain.

His injury has healed, and Dan has also ended, which means that he can no longer rely on the excuse of recuperation for not going to work. The punishment he received before is still in effect. He must move to the back kitchen to do odd jobs and cook until Cangchang calls He went back to the Buddha Pagoda.

As soon as he stepped into the threshold of the back kitchen, he saw TangGao approaching aggressively, grabbed Su Yizhen by the collar and scolded: "Well, you are a wolf-hearted Su Yizhen, you lied to me that the Lord likes to eat raw wolf-hearted dog lungs, I begged my grandpa to sue my grandma for procrastinating my martial arts training, and my senior brother beat me back with a jackal, and was finally scolded bloody by my superiors! Are you trying to kill me?!"

Su Yizhen repeatedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have told you that day, please forgive me!"

Tangbing: "What do you mean you shouldn't tell me that day?"

Su Yizhen: "The timing was wrong that day. It's not right for him to eat anything when he's in a bad mood. In fact, the Lord really likes to eat wolf's heart and dog's lungs. Otherwise, why would he transfer me to serve him personally, just like you said, because I'm a wolf-hearted dog!"

Tang Gao was dumbfounded: "You...how do you say that about yourself?"

Su Yizhen laughed loudly: "Don't talk anymore, let's cook. If you come, you will be safe. Let's work hard and make progress together!" Su Yizhen rolled up his sleeves and was about to work, but was caught by Tangbing I stopped him.

He said: "You step aside, I don't trust your cooking skills at all, I will cook all the meals today, you help me."

Su Yizhen rubbed his chin: "But usually as long as I am here, I am responsible for the Lord's meals. If there is a sudden change..."

Tang Gao: "Why, can't you do without you in the back kitchen? Didn't the Lord still eat like a pig when you were not around before... Bah! Did you eat well!"

Su Yizhen snickered: "Okay, if you say yes, I'll help you."

Tang Gao put on her apron and started to work, when she heard Su Yizhen commanding blindly from behind: "No, no, this dish has to be blanched first and then put into the oil pan, otherwise the surface will get mushy and you won't be able to fry it properly."

"It's wrong, it's wrong, your steak needs to be marinated with sauce for a while before it tastes good, otherwise it won't taste good."

"Ouch, this diced eggplant is first wrapped in flour and deep-fried in an oil pan, and then fried after it is set."

......

"Is it over?!" Tang Gao put his hands on his hips angrily, "Are you the chef or am I the chef? Your lord's mouth has been tricked by people like you, so many processes will not be able to eat in the afternoon." !"

Su Yizhen: "That's because you are slow, I am fast!"

TangGao: "You are fast, you are fast, you are fast at everything!"

"..." Su Yizhen resolutely refused to admit what he said, "There is ambiguity in the words, I am not happy about that, the man is mighty!"

"Man?" Tang Gao scratched his head, "Don't you say you are a woman? Are you a man or a woman?"

Su Yizhen: "...a girl!"

"Girl, you mighty ass!" Tang Gao blasted him out, "Don't get in my way here, today the Lord must eat the dishes cooked by my Chef Tang himself, and there must be no food from your Su Yizhen." trace!"

Su Yizhen couldn't stop laughing again, thinking this guy was cute, he slapped him on the forehead with a "boom".

"Ahh! Su Yizhen, why are you so annoying!" TangGao yelled while chasing him with a big spoon, seeing him running into the bushes outside the house and still waving in this direction, his arrogance was too arrogant, so he didn't care I stopped cooking, so I picked up a big spoon and threw it over.

"Su Yizhen, if I don't beat you up today, I'll take your surname! Ahhh——" Tang Gao's momentum is very strong, and she looks quite intimidating, if she didn't get tripped over.

He fell and ate a mouthful of grass, looked back with a mournful face, and there was a thin rope tied between the two trees at ankle height, and Su Yizhen was laughing beside him, beating his chest and stamping his feet, pulling the rope and trying to escape.

"Don't run!" TangGao yelled.

"Come and chase me, come on, come on, hahaha..." Su Yizhen was running meanly, when he suddenly felt a shadow approaching in front of him, and it was too late to brake, and there was a "boom" Into a strong chest.

He covered his head and let out an "ouch", and the other party also groaned when he bumped into him, but his body remained motionless. "My lord, why are you here?" Su Yizhen asked with a bitter face.

Cang Yan didn't answer, he suddenly got a thin rope out of his sleeve, tied up Su Yizhen and hung him on the branch of a tree with a few "swooshes", Su Yizhen screamed: "Master, help! Master! , help! This little bitch is out again!"

Cang Yan stood still, and with a wave of the sleeve robe, he retracted the fine linen thread into the sleeve. Su Yizhen fell down with a thump, and Cang Ying raised his hand to catch him.

"Gudong", TangGao swallowed.He rubbed his eyes to make sure he read it correctly, their lord was holding Su Yizhen in his arms.

What a rogue Su Yizhen, the relationship with the Lord has already reached this point, and he still pretends to be a pure and innocent ordinary waiter, which is too dishonest!TangGao had a little opinion of him, saluted angrily, and then glared at Su Yizhen angrily.

Cang Yan's body temperature made Su Yizhen inexplicably agitated. He really couldn't bear to hold this princess, and TangGao's resentful eyes... He quickly jumped out of her arms.He raised his head and glanced at Cang Yan's expression, and saw that he was still a little bit unfulfilled.Su Yizhen was amazed, hey, that's weird, isn't the old goblin addicted to hugging men?

Cang Yan said sincerely: "You are blushing, why?"

For, why?I really want to know too.

Su Yizhen touched his face, and said embarrassingly: "No, oh, didn't you just hang upside down just now, the blood flowed back, and you were charged."

Cang Yan: "Yes. You are in a good mood recently, and you smile more."

Su Yizhen: "..." What are you doing talking about this?He faltered, "Is that so? Your lord is so insightful, you can see even such a small matter. Thank you, lord, for your concern."

Cang Yan: "It's not a trivial matter."

puff! ! !There's no end to it, please shut up, old man!

Su Yizhen laughed dryly a few times, and asked again: "Why did the Lord come here?"

Cang Yan: "I'm just passing by, and I'll see if you've been working honestly, and sure enough, you haven't."

Su Yizhen defended: "No, it's your lord who came by coincidence, we just finished our work."

Cang Yan: "Okay, then pass the food to the Buddha Pagoda now, I'm hungry too." He turned around and left after speaking, leaving the two of them staring at each other.

"Okay you, you haven't finished anything yet, how do you pass it on?" Tang Gao stuffed the big spoon into his arms, "Go ahead, anyway, you climbed into the bed of the lord, and you messed it up." He won't blame you either."

"What is it that I have already climbed into his bed? I have not climbed into anyone's bed, okay?" Su Yizhen walked into the kitchen with a big spoon on his shoulder, and began to clean up the mess left by TangGao as quickly as possible.

TangGao: "If you don't climb now, you will climb sooner or later. You look so charming, and you are used to climbing beds."

puff! ! !It was the first time that Su Yizhen heard someone describe him as a fox. The guy who rushed to the street must have something wrong with his eyes. Looking at the entire Cangzhen Palace, except for Cangzhen, an old goblin whose height can reach half a mountain, there are Who dares to say that he is more manly than Su Yizhen?

Su Yizhen: "I don't like to hear what you say. I can climb into bed, but you can't?" You usually roll into bed?Really!

After TangGao thought about it, what he said made sense, so she lowered her voice and asked, "What do you think I look like?"

Su Yizhen's goosebumps were aroused by his question: "What's the matter, what do you want to do?"

Tang Gao: "No, you just said that I can also climb on the bed, do you think the Lord would like me like this?"

"..." Su Yizhen gave him another headache, "Work hard, don't think about these unreliable things! Don't you know that the Lord has Master Feng He? How dare you poach this corner, Don't kill you."

Tang Gao: "It is because of Master Fenghe that I have confidence. He is a man, I am also a man, and you are also...you are a woman. It turns out that our lord can be a man or a woman. It's amazing. awesome!"

While talking, Su Yizhen had already cooked two dishes, he also put the third dish into the pot, and smiled evilly: "Tang Gao, if you really want to climb up, it's okay, I have a professional climber." Bed secret technique, do you want to hear it?"

TangGao: "I want to hear it, I want to hear it!"

Su Yizhen: "Call 'big brother' to listen, and I will teach you when I am happy."

TangGao: "Hey, you are really strange, are you male or female?"

Su Yizhen rolled his eyes: "Do you think I'm a man or a woman?"

Tangbing: "The truth tells me that you are a woman, but I always mistake you for a man. What do you think is going on?"

Su Yizhen: "Whatever you want! Male and female are indisputable!"

TangGao: "I don't care about you anymore, listen up, boss, boss, the best boss in the world, tell me your secret skills quickly, and I will repay you well when I get to the top!"

Su Yizhen put all the meals in the food box, and picked a strong mallet from under the stove, and said to him: "Stand here and don't move, hit me with a stick and I'll tell you, dare you? "

TangGao opened her eyes wide: "You! You are too cruel!"

Su Yizhen held the mallet in his hands: "To do it or not to do it?"

Tang Gao thought about it left and right, biting her nails and making up her mind, seeing that he was about to leave suddenly, she immediately made up her mind: "Do it! Do it! I'll give you a stick, come on!"

Su Yizhen: "Okay, get ready, it will hurt, get ready, get ready, get ready—"

TangGao was so frightened that she closed her eyes and waited for the stick to fall on her body.But after waiting anxiously for a long time, the stick didn't come down, so he quietly opened a slit, and looked back, there was no sign of Su Yizhen, this rogue had already run away!

Tang Gao yelled angrily: "Damn Su Yizhen! I want you to look good sooner or later!"

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