Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Cang Yan's clothes faded away, and Su Yizhen was dumbfounded again behind his back—those muscles, those strong lines, the shape of the shoulders, oops...

If he, Su Yizhen, were a woman, when he saw such a figure, he would slap her face on it, and if he didn't have love, he would put Cang to sleep first!

It's a pity that he is a man, so he is only jealous of this figure.Su Yizhen took a look at his current body that hadn't grown too much, and he was really jealous, naked|naked!

Cang Yan said: "Can we start?"

"Yes, yes! Your lord, get ready!" Su Yizhen reached out and rubbed his shoulder vigorously.

Oops, the touch... the strength of the muscles are all over the hand!

"Cough," Su Yizhen forcibly straightened his mentality, and said to Cang Yan, "How does your lord feel about the strength?"

Cang Yan: "Not bad."

Su Yizhen: "Shang Ke is too light, Lord, I have to use my strength!"

He pressed hard on Cang Jia's back, from the shoulder blades to the tailbone, groping for the acupuncture points all the way, and suddenly pulled Cang Jia's pants down again.Cang Yan immediately stretched out his hand to grab the hem of his trousers, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Su Yizhen: "My lord, don't get me wrong, the gluteal muscles also need to be pressed, and I won't tear off all the pants, don't worry."

Cang Yan hesitantly let go, Su Yizhen smiled secretly, and pulled his trousers down three inches.

Hey, the man's career line... There are two waists... The butt is very raised, so I don't want to do less exercise... Su Yizhen thought lustfully.

However, he couldn't laugh anymore in a blink of an eye. Didn't he do exercises all by lying on Feng He's body?Pooh!Mamai batch!

It took him a lot of effort to resist the urge to draw his sword to kill, and instead began to think about how to use the meat rationally, such as whether the elbow should be braised or stewed, whether the breast meat should be stir-fried or marinated, and whether the tenderloin should be Sliced ​​or shredded...

After pressing his back, his hands were sore and his wrists were sore, Su Yizhen scolded himself for why he recommended himself for this job.He picked up Cang Yan's arm and began to knead it, and then squeezed both arms firmly, and said to Cang Yan: "My lord, forgive me, the bottom will really hurt a little."

As he spoke, he straddled Cang Cheng's thigh.

"..." Cang Yan turned his face stiffly, "What are you doing?"

"What are you sitting on? Of course it's sitting on the lord's lap," Su Yizhen blinked, "Don't worry, lord, this movement has to be done in this way to make it work, and it will be ready soon."

As he spoke, he snapped hard, only to hear Cang Yan let out a muffled groan that he could barely hold back, and said through gritted teeth, "It's okay, it's just so-so."

Su Yizhen's stomach twitched with laughter, blushed and continued to lift his arms, not forgetting to praise: "The Lord is the Lord, it's amazing!"

After finishing the set on the back, Su Yizhen asked Cang Yan to turn over and began to massage his thigh muscles.As he pressed and pressed, he couldn't control his eyes to glance at the man's chest and abs.

A dragon is a dragon, not a man!Su Yizhen thought, how can a person have such good muscles?Then you have to practice to death in the gym, afraid that you will not be able to develop such a good line after practicing to the death, and you will end up like a dog.So, don't be discouraged, Su Yizhen, he is abnormal, after all he is not human!

Just as he was thinking, Cang Yan suddenly sat up from the beauty's couch, and turned his back to put on his clothes.

Su Yizhen didn't understand, so he said, "What's wrong with your lord? Did you stop pressing it?"

Cang Yan was silent for a moment, then said with a straight face: "You pressed the wrong place."

Where did I press the wrong button?Su Yizhen looked at his two hands, completely unclear!He poked his head to look at the base of Cang Jia's thigh, oh my god, it must have been pressed in the wrong place, Cang Jia had a physiological reaction.

Su Yizhen thought to himself that he was a thick-skinned rough man, and he didn't mind this kind of thing, so he just slandered the old hooligan secretly.After a while, he asked boldly again: "I haven't seen Lord Fenghe today, are you feeling unwell? My lord, let's invite a doctor for Lord Fenghe."

Cang Yan was slightly annoyed: "Bold."

Su Yizhen didn't kneel this time, instead he dared to look directly at him, and replied: "Don't the lord care about Master Fenghe's body? Master Fenghe has been sick a few days ago, and he just recovered with difficulty recently." Then I can’t get up again, doesn’t the lord know how to cherish his own people?”

"You are a person who knows how to cherish me better than me, but have you thought about the consequences?" Cang Yan's eyes were sharp, and Su Yizhen almost fainted from seeing it.

Cangzhen is angry, Cangzheng is difficult to get along with, Su Yizhen shut up!

However, he heard himself answer confidently: "everyone has the love of beauty. Does the lord know how to take pity on the people in front of him but still allow others to take pity on him? If Master Fenghe is unhappy, the lord can be happy? Why can't you listen to me?" In his true opinion, he might not want to stay here at all, nor would he be willing to be a..." Favor!

Cang's face was expressionless, but his eyes revealed a bit of murderous intent. He said lightly: "Feng He will always be a member of Cang's Palace, no matter whether he likes it or not, likes it or not. You are the same, you will never be worthy of pity him, Whether he needs it or not."

"You are so domineering!" Su Yizhen took a step closer to him, "It's lucky that I still believe that you are an easy-going person!"

Cang Yan suddenly pinched one of his shoulders, exerting a little force: "No one dares to get along with me, naive!"

Su Yizhen's shoulders were pinched so painfully, he frowned, trying not to show timidity, and continued: "Okay, then we won't get along! But whether Feng He needs pity is his business, and whether I give it or not is my business." , if you don’t like it, just kick me out of the Futu Pagoda, I’m too lazy to wait on you!”

Cang Yan let go of his hand and turned his back.After a while he asked, "Are you still determined?"

Su Yizhen: "Don't give up!"

Cang Yan: "I can definitely kill you."

It's over, it's over, it's over!Su Yizhen began to regret, his three words "not giving up" had no ordinary meaning, it sounded like a blatant robbery to Cangzheng!This is not a society ruled by law, so it is time to consider the background of the times!

He murmured without confidence: "Then, if you want to kill, kill it, why don't you let people talk..."

Unexpectedly, Cang Yan continued: "Go to the back kitchen and stay there, and don't appear in the Buddha Pagoda again in the next few days."

Thank goodness!Eighteen generations of Xie Su's ancestors!The career of a valet is over!Su Yizhen was overjoyed, but Cang Yan said: "Bring less clothes and supplies, and be ready to come back at any time."

Su Yizhen immediately lost face.Cang Yan is moody.

Manager Liang of the back kitchen arranged him to live in a room named Jiao Wen. On the first day after entering, Su Yizhen asked him if he and Jiao Wu from Macang were brothers, but Jiao Wen scolded him badly.After scolding, Su Yizhen finally realized that Jiao Wen is a woman.

He found Guanshi Liang and asked, "Guangshi Liang, did you make a mistake? Why did you arrange me to live with a girl?"

Guanshi Liang gave him a strange look, and said angrily, "What do you think?"

"I said?" Su Yi Zhen Zhang Er's monk was puzzled, "Is there not enough room in the back kitchen?"

"Why, if you have enough, you still want to live in a room alone," Guanshi Liang muttered a few words, "What a fool, don't think that you are special because you came from the Futu Pagoda. Those who were kicked out never went back It's possible, just hang around."

"No, listen to me, Guanshi Liang," Su Yizhen said, "I didn't ask for a private room, but at least you can arrange for me a suitable gender, Guanshi Liang, don't leave, Guanshi Liang——"

Manager Liang walked away.

Jiao Wen threw a bunch of clubs in front of Su Yizhen, then threw a machete to him with a bang, and said in a rough voice: "Don't think that you have to do something special because you have an explanation from above, men and women are the same here, let's chop wood !"

Are men and women the same?That's why he arranged to live with a woman?Are primitive people so open?Or did they actually think of Jiao Wen as a man?Damn...

Su Yizhen picked up the machete, and while chopping firewood, he lamented that his promise to defeat Cang Yan in three months was going to be broken. Judging from the current trend, let alone three months, it would be three years.It's no wonder that Su Yizhen, the dead ghost, gave him a 14-year deadline.hehe!

This matter is actually very scary when you think about it carefully. A person loses a precious thing. Although it is extremely precious, after living without such a thing for 14 years, he is likely to forget that he once had such a thing. It is very likely that when you pick it up, you will find that it is actually useless, and it is still a burden!

Su Yizhen can now find out many benefits of not having it, for example, he will no longer have egg skin when he pulls his trousers, he will no longer have a fatal weakness when fighting, and he will no longer have sex when he wakes up from a dream. There is an embarrassing situation, and there is no such reaction when I wake up early in the morning...

horrible!Really scary!Now he is actually beginning to adapt to life without his baby's lifeblood!

Su Yizhen's brain circuit is amazing, thinking about it, he can't calmly be a kitchen handyman, he must get back his treasure as soon as possible, and return to normal as soon as possible.

He took a moment to run up to Jiao Wen, and asked in a low voice, "Sister, do you have the custom of setting off firecrackers during festivals in this era?"

Jiao Wen gave him a strange look, and said, "Crazy."

Su Yizhen didn't give up, and took out a bag of pretzels that hadn't been baked for a long time and handed them to her: "Sister, try it, this is a special delicacy from my hometown, it's crispy and soft, just delicious, try it!"

Jiao Wen refused to taste it, Su Yizhen insisted on picking up a piece and stuffed it into her mouth, Jiao Wen said angrily, "Why are you so difficult?!" But after chewing, she found it delicious, so delicious !So he took a soft breath and said, "We set off firecrackers in our era, but did you set off firecrackers in your era?"

Su Yizhen froze for a moment, and co-authored Jiao Wen to treat him as a fool.He laughed: "Sister, we also released it in our era!"

Jiao Wen sighed: "I see that although you are stupid, you have a good heart. Don't cause trouble, otherwise Manager Liang will punish me together."

Su Yizhen: "Sister, maybe tell me where the firecrackers in our Cangcheng Palace are stored?"

Jiao Wen: "What do you want to do?"

"I want to pay homage to my family." Su Yizhen stuffed the whole bag of pretzels to her, "I don't know what my sister is. In my hometown, firecrackers are not just set off for celebration. If someone in the family dies, they will also be set off." Yes. Just tell me, my sister, if I'm found out, I'll take care of it myself, and I won't hurt my sister."

That night the fox unexpectedly appeared, and even took the initiative to get between Su Yi's naked legs.Su Yizhen reached out and fished the fox into his arms, and said happily: "I won't abuse you tonight, just hug and sleep."

The fox squeaked comfortably.

"Fox, brother misses you," Su Yizhen whispered softly, "you must miss brother too, right? A fox with no conscience, I don't know how often you come to see your brother. This place of yours is terrible, you have everything , there are dragons, demons, and foxes with antlers. My mental quality is not good enough to survive here."

The fox's antlers rubbed against Su Yizhen's chest.

Su Yizhen chuckled: "Fox, brother has a big event to do tomorrow night. If he succeeds, he may be able to return to his hometown in a few days. But this matter is a bit wicked, and I still can't bear it."

The fox licked his chin.

Su Yizhen touched the fox's head: "Fox, what will you do if brother leaves? What about Fenghe? Fenghe, speaking of it, he may not need me at all. He should be in Cang's arms better than in brother's arms. It should be more solid in the arms, after all, I don’t have so many muscles.”

The fox rolled in his arms, and the furry scratched his whole body, Su Yizhen couldn't help but sneer.

"Slow down!" Jiao Wen scolded in the opposite room.

Su Yizhen: "Oh."

Vicious woman!

The author has something to say:

I, Long Cangzhen, am not moody at all. He is a candy with a filling, hard on the outside and soft on the inside.