Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

"Okay, okay, breathe well, breathe well!" Luo Weiji said, "You are lucky! You are lucky! Not only will you not be punished today, Master Feng He also said that since you have a good attitude in admitting your mistakes, you can be promoted You are the lord's personal attendant, and you specialize in daily life and food, and you can report to the lord after handing over the work at the horse warehouse. Do you know what this means? Do you know, do you know?"

"I know!" Su Yizhen frowned and said, "It's so fucking evil, I was punished and promoted, what's the situation..."

Luo Weiji: "Isn't it good to be promoted? You don't seem to be very happy with your expression? What kind of position is this? God, the Lord's personal servant, personal servant! Do you know the meaning of personal servant?"

"Go, go, I'm not as perverted as you," Su Yizhen said, "I'm naturally happy to be promoted, very happy!"

Happy his uncle!

Of course it is good news to be promoted to a martial arts disciple, but what does it mean to be promoted to a waiter, and to serve daily meals?Cang Yan is serving?Doesn't that mean that you may have to watch him say this, that, and that to Feng He every day?

What the hell is this called!

However, anger is anger, and people have to bow their heads under the low eaves.Su Yizhen turned his grief into strength, and went back to the stable to vent his anger—shoveling horse manure, cleaning the sink, cleaning the food trough, fetching water, washing the horses, washing five horses, washing ten horses, and washing more than 20 horses. horses!

For the first time, Jiao Wu was impressed by his work efficiency, and couldn't help but said, "Why do I still not want you to go?"

"Okay," Su Yizhen slammed the rag and brush, "Brother, in fact, I really miss you too. Really, I really like working in the stable. See if you can go and talk to me. Can I stay?"

Jiao Wu's eyes seemed to be crazy, and he turned and left with a "tss".

"Hey, hey, let me say, do you all want to be personal servants, whoever wants to go, I can change with him—" Su Yizhen raised his head to the sky and screamed.

The fox still didn't come that night, and Su Yizhen didn't sleep very well. He always felt that there was something cold between his legs, and something was missing—of course, he didn't want to use the fox to fill the missing lifeline, or he simply missed himself. Pets only.When he misses his own fox, he thinks of the fox's amber eyes, and when he thinks of amber eyes, he thinks of Feng He, and when he thinks of Feng He, he thinks of his sickly little face, as if possessed by evil.

Are you crazy, Su Yizhen!

Su Yizhen got up angrily, put on his clothes and rushed to the library of Cangyu Palace.There is no restriction in the library, and all disciples in the palace can borrow it, but they have to go through the normal channels to register in the book.

It was too late now, and Su Yizhen obviously couldn't go through the normal channels, and he couldn't wait until after dawn, so he sneaked into the library and searched for the books he needed by himself.

"Repair the meridians, repair the meridians...To repair the meridians, you need to know why the meridians are damaged. Blindly administering medicine may lead to the reversal of the meridians and the destruction of the skills. This is very serious." Su Yizhen murmured, turning After searching in the middle of the night, I found a book that recorded the medical techniques for repairing the meridians. The classical Chinese on it was difficult to understand. It was hard for me to understand these two sentences, but I still told him not to mess around.

Throwing the book angrily, doesn't that mean you didn't say anything!

Su Yizhen stuffed the medical technique back angrily, and when he was about to go back to sleep, he rubbed off an ancient bamboo slip book. He picked it up and saw that the text on it was roughly recognizable. It read "Taiyixinjing" "Four words.

Too One Heart Sutra?It looks like it is very powerful.

He opened the bamboo slips and took a closer look. It was full of winding ancient characters. It was strange that he could understand them, as if he had an ancient dictionary in his head, and he could find them after scanning the characters one by one. Make corresponding comments.

He couldn't help but focus, and silently rubbed this Heart Sutra into his mind.Fortunately, this Heart Sutra is not too long, and it only takes two to three hundred words to recite the whole book.He sealed the bamboo slips and put them back. Just as he was about to step out of the door of the library, he was trapped by a force.

Su Yizhen didn't notice that there were other people here, and turned around and shouted: "Who is it? Don't be sneaky, come out!"

No one responded to him, and at the same time there was another strong wind passing by, he felt something blocked his lower back, immediately bounced away and dodged to the side, vigilantly patrolling every corner.

After walking around the library for a long time, I couldn't find any suspicious traces, let alone people, not even a ghost.He knew that this matter was not easy, so he retreated to the door numbly, turned to trot after exiting the library door, and went straight to the guest room.Unexpectedly, just as he was about to arrive, he suddenly tripped over something under his feet, and he fell to the ground, slamming a pig for food.

"My mother, I fell to my death..." Su Yizhen cried out in agony. Before he could get up, he was tied up by a long and thin hemp rope. He raised his foot and saw that the hemp rope was still It's better to call the thread, it's so thin that it's hard to see with the naked eye, no wonder I couldn't find it in the library just now, it turned out to be the ghost of this thin twine!

Su Yizhen didn't pay attention to it, sat up and pulled it, but was surprised to find that he couldn't stop pulling it, and the fine hemp thread was stronger than the steel wire rope!He sat on the ground staring blankly, and was suddenly hung upside down by the thin hemp thread, and then he lost control like a bungee jump, and flew towards the Stupa.

Rather than flying, it is better to say throwing.The fine hemp thread was very wild, hanging him upside down and swinging it joyfully all the way, up and down, forward and backward, until his large intestine almost came out of his mouth.Su Yizhen was so uncomfortable that he scolded his mother, all the blood in his body was on his face, and his blood vessels were almost squeezed.Then there was a "bang" - he was thrown on the barrier outside the Stupa.

"Bang, bang, bang..."

This isn't the sound of a heartbeat, it's the sound of Su Yizhen being thrown on the barrier.The fine hemp thread has a bit of a temper, and it keeps hitting it if it can't break through the barrier. It doesn't care about itself, but it hurt Su Yizhen. "Help, help--help!!!" Su Yizhen yelled hopelessly, thinking that if he didn't stop, he would be crushed to death.

Just at the moment of madness, Su Yizhen saw a red figure walking out of the door of the Futu Pagoda, and immediately found a refuge in his heart. Before Feng He could save him, his heart softened into a ball of cotton candy .

"Feng, Fenghe, you saved me, you are so reliable!" Su Yizhen sat on the ground panting, staring at Fenghe without blinking.

Feng He took the thin hemp thread and said, "This is the fine thread from the ancient book, have you entered the library?"

Su Yizhen was a little embarrassed: "I... I went in. I couldn't sleep and wanted to read a book, but I was entangled by a thread. It hung me and ran here." Just like Like a child who picked up money, he ran to his parents to ask for credit in a hurry.

Feng He: "It was originally... an ancient book that I and the Lord often read, so I ran here. I still read the book so late, is there anything important to check?"

Su Yizhen scratched his head: "No, I just read a few medical books."

"Well," Feng He said, "Entering the library without registration, you will be punished tomorrow, go get it yourself."

Su Yizhen: "... oh." It's really drunk to be punished for failing to accomplish the business.

He was still staring at Fenghe, Fenghe had obviously fallen asleep, and got up only after hearing the movement, and his clothes were still a little loose at the moment.The night pearl in the Futu Pagoda glows with warm orange light, which makes Fenghe's red dress charming and affectionate, while the complexion under the red dress is as white as paper, Fenghe's frailty and weakness are magnified at this time, full of love It is full of charming charm.

Su Yizhen was like a hooligan, he wished he could use his own eyes to tear Feng He's neckline a little wider, and look inside a little more.

Feng He was stared at by him uncomfortably, she tightened her neckline before turning and walking back, Su Yizhen hurriedly said: "Feng He, you..."

Feng He turned back: "What's wrong?"

Su Yizhen: "Why did you get up by yourself? It's cold at night, why doesn't he get up?"

Feng He's eyes moved slightly, and he replied: "How can I ask the Lord to come here in person?"

Su Yizhen: "This kind of thing is supposed to be done by old men, why can't he do it."

Feng He: "I am also a man."

"..." Su Yizhen rubbed his nose, "I didn't mean that, I mean, he should take care of you, you are not in good health and should not catch a cold."

He actually meant that.Probably because Feng He is so beautiful, Su Yizhen always mistakenly regards Feng He as a girl, and involuntarily wants to love him.This is a disease, Su Yizhen felt that he must be sick, even men and women couldn't figure it out.

Feng He smiled slightly: "Well, let's go back."

The night wind was a bit cool, and it made Su Yizhen tremble. He avoided Feng He's clear eyes, responded, then turned around and walked back, and heard Feng He's voice erratically: "Su Yizhen."

Su Yizhen turned around happily: "Hey, Fenghe."

Feng He: "The guest room is not over there."

"...Oh." Su Yizhen ran away in despair.

Running all the way back to the guest room, Su Yizhen was out of breath, got into the quilt and began to hypnotize himself: I am not a gay, I am not a gay, I take Fenghe as a friend, I take Fenghe Being a brother, I don't like it, it's just my compassion...

But is being gay really that embarrassing?Objectively speaking, isn't it just that one person likes another person, and it happens that both of them are men, what's so embarrassing?

stop!Su Yizhen, you are crazy!Men should like women, you can accept that others are gay, but don't let yourself be gay!

But Feng He is different from girls in other places except that he has grown a little something?He is more beautiful than girls, and I have never seen anyone more beautiful than him in my two lifetimes.Besides, as long as one of the two people has that thing and the other doesn't, it's a match, isn't it just right...

I bother!This pairing is too deformed!Su Yizhen, wake up, silly pig!

......

Just when his self-directed and self-acted opponent's play reached the commanding heights of contradictions, he suddenly heard an abnormal sound coming from outside.

Then there was a knock on the door, and Su Yizhen opened the door immediately and asked, "What happened?"

Jiao Wu said angrily: "Hurry up, go and have a look, something happened to the horse, the horse has all run away!"

Su Yizhen: "Fei Shuang also ran away?"

Jiao Wu: "Fei Shuang didn't run away, there was only Fei Shuang left in the entire stable. I don't know what happened, they all broke free from the ropes. The ropes were tied well before, so how could they break free.... ..”

"Stop rambling," Su Yizhen quickly put on his shoes, and said to him, "You go and find someone to help, I'll go and intercept it first."

The author has something to say:

【Short and soft】

Fenghe: I am a man.

Master Su: Don't make trouble.

Master Su: I am the man.

Cang Yan: Don't make trouble.

*Recently, I have a fever every day, please forgive me if I write badly, welcome little cuties to leave paw prints*