Can the door to the new world be closed?
Chapter 43
Shao Zidi, "...I will do it myself."
Isn't it just to tie up clothes?He also did it when he was doing farm work before, so why is it so... weird when it comes to Liang Jiuba?
Shao Zidi took it off very quickly, as soon as he bent down, his trousers collapsed to his ankles.
A pair of long legs, thin and straight and white.
Liang Jiuba kept staring at it the whole time, and finally he couldn't help laughing out loud, saying: "The spoon is just for tying up the clothes, you just need to loosen it up a little, and you don't have to take it off like this."
After finishing speaking, Liang Jiuba blinked and flirted desperately, "You are so active, what if I can't control it, what should I do?"
Shao Zidi rolled his eyes, but with red ears, he picked up the trousers he had taken off, and said, "Hurry up!"
With a smile that could not be hidden, Liang Jiuba stuffed the shirt into Shao Zidi's trousers, except for the right front half of the hem.
After letting Shao Zidi put on his trousers, he tidied them up again.
Then he buttoned Shao Zidi's sleeves, and finally pressed the collar.
Get it done.
Shao Zidi was getting impatient with the heat, and asked, "Are you ready? Can you go out?"
For some reason, Liang Jiuba wanted to tease Shao Zidi, so he stood behind him and said, "Wait a minute, I'll help you tidy up the back."
Originally, I wanted to watch Shao Zidi in a hurry.
But after Liang Jiuba stood over, he became anxious.
Although the white slacks are not as tight as jeans, you can still see Shao Zidi's peach-shaped buttocks.
There's too little room for a third pair of feet here.
And because it has been tossing for a long time, it is stuffy and sticky, which makes people very impulsive.
So Liang Jiuba's evil little hand seemed to be out of control, but also seemed to move with his heart.
"Snapped!"
He patted Shao Zidi's buttocks gently.
Super bouncy!It feels better than imagined!
Before Liang Jiuba put away the crime tools, Shao Zidi turned his head in panic, looked at Liang Jiuba's face, and then at Liang Jiuba's hand.
Gritting his teeth, "What are you doing?!"
Liang Jiuba was also a little panicked. Looking at Shao Zidi's face and his own hands, he couldn't help but ask himself: Liang Jiuba, what are you doing? !
No way, Liang Jiuba couldn't give himself a good answer.
Let alone Shao Zidi.
The shopping guide who stopped outside knocked on the door in embarrassment and asked, "Sir, what's the matter with you? Is there anything I can do for you?"
Shao Zidi turned his head first and replied: "It's okay. We'll come out right away."
After finishing speaking, Shao Zidi pressed the doorknob and walked straight out, not bothering to care about that crazy Liang Jiuba.
I didn't try on the clothes again, so I bought these two sets.
After leaving the store, Liang Jiuba was quiet, so quiet that people were not used to it.
But before Shao Zidi uttered a sound to relieve it, Liang Jiuba adjusted himself, patted Shao Zidi's shoulder with one hand, and said as if relieved: "Shaozi, I know what I just had."
Shao Zidi replied angrily, "Goat epilepsy?"
Liang Jiuba shook his head, and said with a straight face: "I am, I miss a woman!"
Shao Zidi, "...Get out!!!"
Miss a woman?Want a woman to slap his ass? !Treat him as a woman?
Liang Jiuba hastily followed the hair, and said: "Don't worry, Shaozi, I'm not saying you look like a woman, I guess it's because you're too horny, you won't even let a man go."
Shao Zidi, "..." Is he laughing, or laughing, or laughing?
Liang Jiuba also realized that he had said the wrong thing, but he was of this nature, he acted according to his whim, and the bewilderment just now was nothing more than a sudden incident.
Thinking about knowing Shao Zidi for so long, does he still eat less of his tofu?
"Spoon, two sets of clothes are enough for now, I see your hair...does it need to be trimmed?"
This length almost covered his eyes, and Liang Jiuba doubted whether Shao Zidi could see himself clearly.
It was rare for Shao Zidi to nod readily without any hesitation.
It's just that the reason he thought was to push the hair clipper directly to cut his end into a flat haircut.
Instead of Liang Jiuba pulling his barber and muttering something, he got one for him, uh, how do you describe it?
"So cute!"
Liang Jiuba praised it.
Shao Zidi, "..." Well, yes, it is cute.
The hair doesn't grow long, but this hairstyle, no matter how you look at it, looks like those in idol dramas, it's not the male lead, but the supporting male's hairstyle.
In the gentleness, there is a hint of cuteness.
Coupled with his honest face that is so harmless to humans and animals, even Shao Zidi couldn't help boasting to himself: It's so fucking cute!
If before going out, Shao Zidi was still a dead straight man who didn't like to clean up.
So now, Shao Zidi has become a cutie that everyone loves.
Standing next to Liang Jiuba, it seemed as if he was taking care of him.
This is not what Shao Zidi first thought, but what he heard from Jiu Niang, um, it is that Jiu Niang, who can be met by chance while shopping, and he doesn't know what kind of shit luck it is.
At that time, Jiuniang was holding a shining golden man on her arm, attracting the eyes of almost all the men in the shopping mall, so naturally she did not pass by.
Jiuniang stopped and said, "Liang Jiuba, where did you raise such a cute little brother? Why don't you introduce me to him?"
Shao Zidi... his face turned black.
After a few seconds of silence, Shao Zidi said before Liang Jiuba said, "Jiu Niang, it's me."
Jiu Niang covered her mouth and chuckled, "Hehe, Zidi! Of course I know it's you, I'm just joking with you!"
Shao Zidi, "..." Why do I think you are the only one who is happy?
The man next to Jiuniang brushed his presence and asked, "Jiu'er, who are they? Do you know them?"
As he said that, the man gave them a contemptuous glance, as if he disliked their extremely simple clothes.
Unlike him, gold chain, gold watch, gold ring... all matched.
Shao Zidi wanted to say, we don't know each other.
Even if we live in the same house, we meet every day and eat together every day.
But I still don't know her.
But Liang Jiuba let out an extremely exaggerated ouch, reached out and shook hands with the man, and said, "You are two hundred and five, right?"
The man frowned, "What did you say?!"
"Jiu Niang's 250th boyfriend, isn't it? Then you are 250th one?"
The man's face suddenly turned black, gold black gold black.
Jiuniang just smiled, she wanted to see what tricks Liang Jiuba was going to play.
Liang Jiuba was indeed planning to play tricks, and he also pulled Shao Zidi together, and said very bitterly: "Brother, to tell you the truth, I am No.60 Sixth, this one, he is No.80 Eighth."
Shao Zidi... nodded silently.Eighty-eight, Fa Fa, very auspicious.
"At first we both thought that Jiu Niang was the love of our life, and she gave us everything, including the two of us..."
Liang Jiuba covered his waist in grief, and shouted: "Kidney!"
Shao Zidi covered his waist in panic, oh, wrong, it was the lower back, what he just covered was the intestines.
Liang Jiuba was sobbing and complaining, wishing to write a blood letter to tell Jiuniang how many outrageous things this scumbag had done, and how much it had affected them!
But in the end it seems to be a happy ending.
Liang Jiuba took Shao Zidi's arms and leaned his head on his shoulder. The height difference made him feel uncomfortable, but his expression was still happy.
"But fortunately, although we no longer believe in women, we have also opened the door to a new world and become a happy couple~"
Isn't it just to tie up clothes?He also did it when he was doing farm work before, so why is it so... weird when it comes to Liang Jiuba?
Shao Zidi took it off very quickly, as soon as he bent down, his trousers collapsed to his ankles.
A pair of long legs, thin and straight and white.
Liang Jiuba kept staring at it the whole time, and finally he couldn't help laughing out loud, saying: "The spoon is just for tying up the clothes, you just need to loosen it up a little, and you don't have to take it off like this."
After finishing speaking, Liang Jiuba blinked and flirted desperately, "You are so active, what if I can't control it, what should I do?"
Shao Zidi rolled his eyes, but with red ears, he picked up the trousers he had taken off, and said, "Hurry up!"
With a smile that could not be hidden, Liang Jiuba stuffed the shirt into Shao Zidi's trousers, except for the right front half of the hem.
After letting Shao Zidi put on his trousers, he tidied them up again.
Then he buttoned Shao Zidi's sleeves, and finally pressed the collar.
Get it done.
Shao Zidi was getting impatient with the heat, and asked, "Are you ready? Can you go out?"
For some reason, Liang Jiuba wanted to tease Shao Zidi, so he stood behind him and said, "Wait a minute, I'll help you tidy up the back."
Originally, I wanted to watch Shao Zidi in a hurry.
But after Liang Jiuba stood over, he became anxious.
Although the white slacks are not as tight as jeans, you can still see Shao Zidi's peach-shaped buttocks.
There's too little room for a third pair of feet here.
And because it has been tossing for a long time, it is stuffy and sticky, which makes people very impulsive.
So Liang Jiuba's evil little hand seemed to be out of control, but also seemed to move with his heart.
"Snapped!"
He patted Shao Zidi's buttocks gently.
Super bouncy!It feels better than imagined!
Before Liang Jiuba put away the crime tools, Shao Zidi turned his head in panic, looked at Liang Jiuba's face, and then at Liang Jiuba's hand.
Gritting his teeth, "What are you doing?!"
Liang Jiuba was also a little panicked. Looking at Shao Zidi's face and his own hands, he couldn't help but ask himself: Liang Jiuba, what are you doing? !
No way, Liang Jiuba couldn't give himself a good answer.
Let alone Shao Zidi.
The shopping guide who stopped outside knocked on the door in embarrassment and asked, "Sir, what's the matter with you? Is there anything I can do for you?"
Shao Zidi turned his head first and replied: "It's okay. We'll come out right away."
After finishing speaking, Shao Zidi pressed the doorknob and walked straight out, not bothering to care about that crazy Liang Jiuba.
I didn't try on the clothes again, so I bought these two sets.
After leaving the store, Liang Jiuba was quiet, so quiet that people were not used to it.
But before Shao Zidi uttered a sound to relieve it, Liang Jiuba adjusted himself, patted Shao Zidi's shoulder with one hand, and said as if relieved: "Shaozi, I know what I just had."
Shao Zidi replied angrily, "Goat epilepsy?"
Liang Jiuba shook his head, and said with a straight face: "I am, I miss a woman!"
Shao Zidi, "...Get out!!!"
Miss a woman?Want a woman to slap his ass? !Treat him as a woman?
Liang Jiuba hastily followed the hair, and said: "Don't worry, Shaozi, I'm not saying you look like a woman, I guess it's because you're too horny, you won't even let a man go."
Shao Zidi, "..." Is he laughing, or laughing, or laughing?
Liang Jiuba also realized that he had said the wrong thing, but he was of this nature, he acted according to his whim, and the bewilderment just now was nothing more than a sudden incident.
Thinking about knowing Shao Zidi for so long, does he still eat less of his tofu?
"Spoon, two sets of clothes are enough for now, I see your hair...does it need to be trimmed?"
This length almost covered his eyes, and Liang Jiuba doubted whether Shao Zidi could see himself clearly.
It was rare for Shao Zidi to nod readily without any hesitation.
It's just that the reason he thought was to push the hair clipper directly to cut his end into a flat haircut.
Instead of Liang Jiuba pulling his barber and muttering something, he got one for him, uh, how do you describe it?
"So cute!"
Liang Jiuba praised it.
Shao Zidi, "..." Well, yes, it is cute.
The hair doesn't grow long, but this hairstyle, no matter how you look at it, looks like those in idol dramas, it's not the male lead, but the supporting male's hairstyle.
In the gentleness, there is a hint of cuteness.
Coupled with his honest face that is so harmless to humans and animals, even Shao Zidi couldn't help boasting to himself: It's so fucking cute!
If before going out, Shao Zidi was still a dead straight man who didn't like to clean up.
So now, Shao Zidi has become a cutie that everyone loves.
Standing next to Liang Jiuba, it seemed as if he was taking care of him.
This is not what Shao Zidi first thought, but what he heard from Jiu Niang, um, it is that Jiu Niang, who can be met by chance while shopping, and he doesn't know what kind of shit luck it is.
At that time, Jiuniang was holding a shining golden man on her arm, attracting the eyes of almost all the men in the shopping mall, so naturally she did not pass by.
Jiuniang stopped and said, "Liang Jiuba, where did you raise such a cute little brother? Why don't you introduce me to him?"
Shao Zidi... his face turned black.
After a few seconds of silence, Shao Zidi said before Liang Jiuba said, "Jiu Niang, it's me."
Jiu Niang covered her mouth and chuckled, "Hehe, Zidi! Of course I know it's you, I'm just joking with you!"
Shao Zidi, "..." Why do I think you are the only one who is happy?
The man next to Jiuniang brushed his presence and asked, "Jiu'er, who are they? Do you know them?"
As he said that, the man gave them a contemptuous glance, as if he disliked their extremely simple clothes.
Unlike him, gold chain, gold watch, gold ring... all matched.
Shao Zidi wanted to say, we don't know each other.
Even if we live in the same house, we meet every day and eat together every day.
But I still don't know her.
But Liang Jiuba let out an extremely exaggerated ouch, reached out and shook hands with the man, and said, "You are two hundred and five, right?"
The man frowned, "What did you say?!"
"Jiu Niang's 250th boyfriend, isn't it? Then you are 250th one?"
The man's face suddenly turned black, gold black gold black.
Jiuniang just smiled, she wanted to see what tricks Liang Jiuba was going to play.
Liang Jiuba was indeed planning to play tricks, and he also pulled Shao Zidi together, and said very bitterly: "Brother, to tell you the truth, I am No.60 Sixth, this one, he is No.80 Eighth."
Shao Zidi... nodded silently.Eighty-eight, Fa Fa, very auspicious.
"At first we both thought that Jiu Niang was the love of our life, and she gave us everything, including the two of us..."
Liang Jiuba covered his waist in grief, and shouted: "Kidney!"
Shao Zidi covered his waist in panic, oh, wrong, it was the lower back, what he just covered was the intestines.
Liang Jiuba was sobbing and complaining, wishing to write a blood letter to tell Jiuniang how many outrageous things this scumbag had done, and how much it had affected them!
But in the end it seems to be a happy ending.
Liang Jiuba took Shao Zidi's arms and leaned his head on his shoulder. The height difference made him feel uncomfortable, but his expression was still happy.
"But fortunately, although we no longer believe in women, we have also opened the door to a new world and become a happy couple~"
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