That male second is too sultry [Quick Transmute]

On the extra-large double bed in the [-]-square-meter extra-large and luxurious bedroom, lay a weak, pitiful and helpless cat.It sat up and stared at the x-man with round eyes who was pressing towards it with a wretched smile.

"ˉ﹃ˉSmall~cat~mi~little~cat~mi~"

The little cat was completely shocked by the wretched expression on his face, and immediately jumped away with a "meow~".

"﹋o﹋Little kitten, don't run~"

In an instant, one person and one cat began to play a game of chasing me and running away in the house.

Bai Piaopiao heard the kitten utter a shrill scream at the end, and someone uttered a long and comfortable cry, and instantly closed his eyes and raised his forehead: I really can't see.

This time, Xie Zifei is still the CEO, he doesn't know if he is bullying or not, anyway, he has nothing to do with being a senior wretched cat slave.

Since entering this world, Xie Zifei has only loved one kitten. Bai Piaopiao persuaded him to think about the plot, but he refused to listen. He just licked the cat and licked the cat, and finally got scratched by the cat.

Bai Piaopiao saw that Xie Zifei opened his mouth wide open as if petrified after being scratched. There was no joy in his eyes, but they were full of three words——

why?

why why why? ? ?

Why why why why why why why? ! !

Xie Zifei couldn't figure it out, cats are so cute, why would they scratch people? !

Xie Zifei couldn't figure it out even more, he was so kind to the little cat, why did the little cat scratch his hand? !

Xie Zifei clutched the back of his scratched hand, completely ignoring the blood oozing from it, his whole body was as dull as a stone statue without emotion.

The kitten that caused the accident squatted down and licked the paw of the kitten that had just committed an accident.

Bai Piaopiao couldn't stand it anymore, called him, but there was no response, and poked his face with his hand, but there was still no response.

"Since you are like this, then I can only use a unique trick."

Bai Piaopiao shrugged, with an indifferent look on his face, not knowing whether he was talking to himself or Xie Zifei.

"No vomit-"

In the next second, Xie Zifei made a horrible retching sound.

"What are you doing?!" Xie Zifei glared at Bai Piaopiao and asked sharply. His face showed "humiliation", "unwillingness", and even more "anger" of being spoofed after being petrified.

With the sound of "咻——", the tool for committing the crime has been thrown into the corner by Bai Piao Piao, and then there was a sound of falling to the ground.

Xie Zifei's face was full of black lines: "I saw chopsticks!"

Bai Piaopiao actually poked the root of his tongue with chopsticks! ! !

Unexpectedly, Bai Piaopiao lowered his head and pointed at his fingers, with a small look of being wronged: "Since you came to this story, you have never talked to me again, and you wish to be tired of being with the kitty every moment, and you don't Considering my feelings..."

In fact, Bai Piaopiao's heart: You Xie Zifei, who is under the hammer, thinks about masturbating cats and cats every day. If you don't think about the plot, can you cooperate well? !

After being accused by Bai Piaopiao, Xie Zifei suddenly came to his senses, oh my god, what was he doing all this time, how could he forget the important things? !

He still hasn't found Yu Anzhi yet!

"Where is Yu Anzhi?" He asked.

"I don't know." Bai Piaopiao shook his head.

"Where is the mistress?" He asked again.

"I don't know." Bai Piaopiao shook his head again.

"Is this cat mine?" he continued.

"It should be..." Bai Piaopiao thought.

"..." As expected, I still had to rely on myself.

Xie Zifei stood up, walked to the bathroom with bare feet, turned on the faucet to the maximum, and rushed towards the wound.

The voice of the main system sounded at this moment——

【system hint:

Completed the scenario of being scratched by a cat, please choose from the following three options:

A. Go to the hospital for an injection

B. Go to the clinic for an injection

C. Go to the canteen for an injection

Please complete the selection within 1 minute

60, 59, 58, 57...]

Xie Zifei: Is there a countdown? !Still choose the commissary?Who will go to the canteen to get an injection? ! !

"Choose B, go to the clinic."

[Choose wrong, option B is not worthy of the status of president, you will be punished. 】

Xie Zifei: "Why is there still punishment???"

Bai Piaopiao: "Don't look at me, I don't know anything."

Xie Zifei: ...What use are you! ! !

Accompanied by a quick hissing sound, Xie Zifei's lower body suddenly felt chilly.

One person and one system looked down together, and saw the British short golden gradient that scratched Xie Zifei was squatting at Xie Zifei's feet. Its delicate paws and small pink lips were broken and fragile. Poor fabric.

Xie Zifei: ...

Bai Piaopiao suddenly realized: "Oh~ So the punishment mentioned by the main system is that the cat scratches your pants!"

Xie Zifei gritted his teeth and corrected: "It's the trouser legs, not the pants!"

Bai Piaopiao saw that the veins on his forehead popped up, and he jumped a few times from time to time, and immediately expressed a cute expression: "Okay, Zifei is the president v●."

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, although Xie Zifei is also a serious cat slave, but now he is a noble president!

In the wrath of the emperor, millions of dead bodies were laid down and blood flowed for thousands of miles.

The anger of the president is even more different.The little kitten who was originally favored was instantly put into a cage, and transformed into a prisoner cat.

The kitten looked pitifully at Xie Zifei who put it in the cage, meowing non-stop.

Xie Zifei covered his little heart, and said sadly: "No, you don't think I'll let you go if you meow meow cutely. Society is such a society. If you do something wrong, you have to confess. No matter how much you shout now, it's useless. No one will come to save you even if you scream and break your throat!"

The little cat seemed to understand this sentence, and it really stopped barking. Not only did it stop barking, but it also snorted coldly, turned its back to Xie Zifei and sat upright in the cage, wagging its tail and remaining silent.

Xie Zifei: "Why is it so cute to wag your tail (ˉ▽￣～)~~"

Bai Piaopiao looked at Xie Zifei as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person, and muttered in a low voice: "Why does this guy like to wear Pinru's clothes more and more?"

Facts have proved that when Xie Zifei took off the home clothes and put on casual clothes, and smiled evilly in the mirror, that look was really... really stupid.

Xie Zifei's face was almost frozen with laughter, looking at the weird and stupid expression in the mirror, he asked Bai Piaopiao: "Why am I such a stupid setup again?"

Bai Piaopiao shook his head and shook his shoulders: "No, it was chosen by your father."

Picking up the car keys, Xie Zifei was about to go out, but Bai Piaopiao stopped him: "Where's the cat? Do you want to take it for a physical examination?"

Xie Zifei shook his head: "No, it's an NPC anyway."

I don't know if these words irritated the little cat, and suddenly there was an angry meow in the cage.

Xie Zifei: "This voice is so cute﹋o﹋"

"..."

The author has something to say:

My hands are hurting recently, so I will add so many more today

ah ah~