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"Jingle, jingle—"

The annoying alarm clock kept ringing, Juan Er impatiently hummed, then turned over and scratched his white belly.

A hand passed around behind him, accidentally rubbing against Juan Er's arm that was exposed in the air, and then carefully pulled up the quilt to cover his belly.

"Um...thank you."

Even in his sleep, Juan Er is a good and polite boy.

But didn't he sleep alone?Why?

Juan Er was startled by a carp, kicking half of the quilt flying, he looked around in shock, and when he turned his head, he saw a strange bed board.

"???"

He looked to the left and met Jiang Yun's innocent eyes, "..."

"How is this going?"

Juan Er hurriedly got up, using both hands and feet, and quickly climbed onto the bed, with a dazed and bewildered expression, "Why am I here? I'm not on the bed..."

He was speechless in shock.

"You fell asleep in a daze in the middle of the night and rolled out of bed."

Seeing that he woke up, Jiang Yun also got out of bed, picked out the clothes he was going to wear today from the closet, and while taking off his clothes with his back to Curly Ears, he explained, "I wanted to send you back to bed, but you He kept hugging me tightly and said no."

"I have no choice but to take you in."

"..."

Juan Er blushed, and pretended to say harshly, "Impossible, no matter how badly I slept, I couldn't have fallen off the bed. You are slandering me!"

Jiang Yun changed all his clothes slowly, deliberately slowed down a few steps when putting on clothes, perfectly showing off his muscle lines and streamlined curves.

After wearing it, he picked up the mobile phone beside him, clicked on one of the videos, and handed it to Juan Er, "Look, are you lying or am I lying?"

Juan Er didn't want to answer his phone at all, so he just stared at it with his neck bent.

At the beginning of the mobile phone, it was dark, and the camera shook several times, and then Jiang Yun opened a small curtain to let the moonlight shine in from the outside, and the camera could see a little bit.

In the shot, Jiang Yun struggled to lift the phone far away, and a 360-degree close-up with no dead angle and a partial close-up shot of a curly-eared octopus entangled himself.

Juan Er: "..."

This isn't me, maybe it's an oversized bjd doll that Jiang Yun secretly ordered, it can't be me.

After recording for a while, Jiang Yun asked the 'Juan Er' in the camera in that kind of tone that couldn't suppress his joy at all, and even a little bit of complacency, "Didn't you say you won't sleep with me? Go to sleep in your own bed. I want to You send it off."

Then 'Juan Er' shook his head subconsciously, and stuck his head into Jiang Yun's neck like a baby, and rubbed against his body, as if he was holding a large stuffed bear doll, with something in his mouth He muttered, "Don't go...I want...to sleep here..."

Juan Er: "..."

Jiang Yun, who naturally woke up excitedly at five o'clock in the morning, has watched this video hundreds of times.

Watching it again now, the corners of his mouth were still uncontrollably raised, and in his heart he crazily praised the performance of rolling his ears yesterday, and then carefully put away the phone.

"...It's definitely not me."

Juan Er woke up from the shock, snorted, and turned on the mode where a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, "No, no, I want to delete that video, it seriously violates my personal privacy!"

"sure."

Jiang Yun placed the screen of the phone facing up, and then clicked the option of that video in front of him, delete——delete? --Sure.

The movements are crisp and clean without leaving a trace.

...is directly suspicious.

"Do you think it's impossible for me to compromise so easily?"

Jiang Yun smiled, and the phone turned 360 degrees on his finger, and the ceramic back turned extremely cool.

"That's because I have set up backups on QQ mailbox, iCloud, Baidu cloud disk, [-] cloud disk, Weiyun and U disk. Once there are traces of deletion on these devices, the original backup will be automatically generated."

Jiang Yun sighed in satisfaction, "I love modern technology."

Juan Er: "..."

So angry.

·

Juan Er came across his and Jiang Yun's trending searches after eating breakfast while sitting in a chair to digest.

He has calmed down completely now, and the person involved said that he has no other thoughts about the fact that he and Jiang Yun kissed on the hot search, but there is only one thing:

Are netizens this idle?According to the timeline compiled in the long Weibo, when they came back yesterday, they were already on the trending list, but they haven't been taken down today?And the heat doesn't decrease at all?

At this moment, Shuai Xiang called tremblingly, with vigilance in his voice, "Juanjuan, have you seen the trending search? Oh my god, I was scared to death, alas—Director Jiang is not with you by your side?"

Juan Er raised his eyelids, glanced at Director Jiang who was eating deep-fried dough sticks, blushing without heartbeat, "He's not here."

"That's good."

The silly peacock who didn't know that he was sold by his little friend sighed, and then began to passionately broadcast to him what happened yesterday, "You didn't know that you got up late... You and Director Jiang, cough cough, last night at nine It became a trending search after a little while, and at first it was just a passer-by breaking the news, no one posted a picture, and everyone started to scold, saying that the idiot marketing Nima died was disgusting, we all thought it was a marketing account using Jiang Yun to hype."

"I didn't expect that after half an hour of cursing vigorously, there would be pictures on the Internet one after another, of the two of you... I can see that it is the clothes you are wearing, but the pixels are blurred, so I can only recognize it It’s a person, and I’m still wondering if it was taken with a Nokia—ahem, I’m digressing.”

"In short, people who can't see you two clearly, many Jiang Yun's career fans came out and tore them up. First, they said that Jiang's father could not do such a thing. You, a little anchor, dared to touch China's richest man. You are really embarrassing. Then Say that even if my dad is gay, he won’t fall in love with this kind of showman, okay? Why are you saying that the low-level ratio is going to hype the top again, and the blood-sucking anchor is stone hammer.”

Xiang Shuai learned it vividly, and completely got the essence of black fans.Juan Er listened, not only did not get angry, but also couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Yun buried his head in the porridge: "??"

"Later, there were people chasing and biting you, and the navy was screaming, it was terrible. I opened a trumpet to help you talk, but Jiang Yun's fans chased and scolded you for three hours."

Xiang Shuai had lingering fears, "The CP fans of the two of you are too miserable. You were completely hit on the head by Jiang Yun's fans. I haven't seen any company that announced their relationship and was ridiculed so fiercely. Everyone thought this was a marketing account. , I felt it was time to end."

"I didn't expect that just this morning, a paparazzi posted a short video, which captured the faces of both of you...and Director Jiang hugged you, and the two of you sneaked out of the small garden, and then got into the car ran away."

Juan Er: "..."

He dared to bet fifty cents that the paparazzi was definitely arranged by Jiang Yun!This man can do such a thing!

Juan'er was also very clear about the development of things afterwards.

Because the clothes of the two of them in the short video are exactly the same as those in the picture, Jiang Yun's career fans can be said to be hammered, and they can't take care of themselves because of the big hammer dropped by their father.

A small number of Kongtong fans couldn't accept it at all, and completely lost their fans; most of the only fans happily shook hands with CP fans, and started eating CP food.

No matter what, all walks of life on the Internet, from the media to civilians, very much hope that the person involved will come out and explain the situation at that time-after all, the curiosity of the broad masses of the people is never-ending.

"Dou Mao contacted me," Xiang Shuai wentssip a lot, and finally got to the point, "What they mean is that if you want to make a statement, they are willing to pay for advertising and let you use the platform to broadcast live."

At this moment, Jiang Yun's voice suddenly rang in Juan's ears, "How much is the advertising fee?"

"Fuck!!!"

Xiang Shuai was so frightened that his voice broke, his peacock feathers fell all over the ground, and he almost died on the spot.

brother!Director Jiang is not here!

In fact, it is not to blame Jiang Yun for eavesdropping, the main reason is that Xiang Shuai's voice is too loud, and he can hear clearly across a table.

"I'm asking you."

Director Jiang urged, "How much is the advertising fee?"

Xiang Shuai said tremblingly, "Two, twenty-five thousand."

"Too little."

Jiang Yun leaned on the back of the chair with rolled ears, and said lazily, "Just say that the live broadcaster and your father Jiang will increase the advertising fee by at least three or four times."

Three or four times, that's seven to eighty ninety thousand.

... Director Jiang's heart is really dark.

He had no choice but to knock on his own management, and relayed Jiang Yun's attitude.

The management sent six little points, asking him to wait, he had to discuss with the minister about the money.

When the minister heard it, he added Jiang Yun, and the heat didn't soar!You must know that Papa Jiang’s appearance fee of 10 yuan cannot be bought!

So she slapped her big hand, without even notifying her superiors, she approved it directly, "Go and talk to Dad about the time of the live broadcast, when the time comes, we will make an official launch screen + Weibo recommendation, and then buy a trending search to make it more popular .”

"Oh, by the way, ask the technical department to buy an expansion, the studio must be patient today!"

"Yes!"

The management was full of pride and immediately replied to Xiang Shuai.

Xiang Shuai passed the trumpet to Juan Er and Jiang Yun immediately.

Juan Er lowered his head and thought for a while, "The live broadcast time... well, without further ado, let's start broadcasting at eleven o'clock in the afternoon, just as I have already had lunch."

Come out so soon!Good speed!

Xiang Shuai couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and quickly forwarded the news to the management, who was also shocked. Looking at the time again, it was only two hours!

So the technical departments of the public relations departments of the publicity and development departments, etc. all started to move, and the big picture was opened!Weibo Zhiding Hang up!Also set up a raffle!

If the number of retweets is not enough, hit the big anchor privately. In short... Brothers, do you want to make money?Before the live broadcast, the heat was all fucked up by my old lady!

Live on time at eleven o'clock.

When Juaner opened Doumao, he saw an advertisement banner added to the top of the website on the browser: Jiang Yun's first live broadcast after Juaner's love affair was exposed!Take a quick look!

"...The 10 yuan is really bleeding."

Juan Er couldn't help muttering a few words, then opened the live broadcast room, and there were as many bullet screens in the bullet screen pool as snowflakes.

[Ah ah ah!Juan Er, I miss you so much!You are finally promising and know how to find a boyfriend! 】

[Oh my god, are you coming out live? I'm going to die in peace (close your eyes and lie down)]

[Hey woo woo woo, I got it for real! 】

[This Gu King's online method ordered Jiang Sijuan to doi immediately! 】

Juan Er briefly glanced at the barrage, and asked strangely, "Come out live? No, we will broadcast the daily routine today."

The CP fans who were still cheering up just now: "...??"

huh?

"We're not in a relationship, so... today we're going to broadcast live for hygiene."

As Juan Er said, he raised his mobile phone and showed everyone around the house, "Oh, by the way, this is Jiang Yun's house, and I'm temporarily staying with him."

[You held hands, kissed, lived together, and then told me that you are not in a relationship? 】

[? ? ?How do rich people fall in love so differently? 】

【I was the one who said I could rest in peace, but Juan Er said that he would not come out live, so I lived.He said that the two of them lived together, okay I died again and closed my eyes. (Lie down at ease)]

The author has something to say: I want to be a good author!If you agree to keep updating, you will continue to update, if you agree to nine thousand a day, you will nine thousand a day, and if you stop updating, JJ!