Also saving the animal world today

Although Xiang Shuai has a lazy temper, he is still reliable in his work. He first taught Juan Er to download a live broadcast app for fighting cats. After registration, he applied to the system to become an anchor, submitted the information, and then waited for the background to pass.

Juan Er was not idle during this time. According to Xiang Shuai's guidance, he went to the living area to watch a few anchors. Everyone either sang and danced, or painted and played the piano, as well as hip-hop or parkour. In short, each had their own skills. He stared at Juan Er in a daze.

"With your good looks, as long as you show off your hands casually, fans will blow you up to the sky."

Xiang Shuai looked at him expectantly, "Do you have any special skills?"

If there is a specialty, it is the ability to transform.

But if the live broadcast transforms, maybe everyone will be scared to death, right?

After thinking about it carefully, Juan shook his head.

"How about singing? Can you sing?"

Xiang Shuai patted his chest, "I'm not afraid to sing normally. I specially hired a million-dollar tuner to be my master. I can definitely make your voice look like a recording studio!"

Juan Er hesitated for a moment, then played him a short section of the national anthem.

"..."

Xiang Shuai was like a thunderclap, and he was stunned for a long time before he recovered, shook his head and said sadly, "I'm sorry, this million-dollar tuner can't do it either!"

Juan Er was about to cry, "Is it really so ugly?"

"Cough cough."

Xiang Shuai realized that he was too straightforward just now, so he quickly comforted Juan Er, "Don't worry, everyone likes to watch cats now. And I still have 10,000+ fans in the live broadcast room. I will help you to promote it, and I will definitely be able to Win a good start!"

Juan Er took a few deep breaths, and clasped her long and white hands into a cute ball shape, "Yeah!"

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At six o'clock in the evening the next day, Juan Er decided to feed the stray cats live in the small garden in front of the apartment building.

After the background passed his application, he was asked to choose a name for his live broadcast room.

After thinking for a long time, his two index fingers began to move slowly on the phone, and gradually typed out a line of words: Rolling Ears·Live broadcasting room for licking cats.

When Xiang Shuai came over with the bracket and other equipment, he was speechless for a long time after learning the name of his live broadcast room.

Juan Er humbly asked him, "Then what name should I choose?"

Xiang Shuai thought for a while, and proudly announced a name: "Live cat! The anchor and the cat look amazing, come in and have a look~"

Juan Er: "..."

He still thinks his name is cute.

Xiang Shuai broadcasted live for more than two hours after returning yesterday, during which fans kept asking who the little brother who licked the cat just now was, did he have contact information, and did he have a girlfriend.

He took the opportunity to do a wave of publicity for Juan Er, and the fans were enthusiastic, and they all said that they would definitely go to watch the new anchor Lumao on time tomorrow.

Xiang Shuai helped Juan Er install the bracket, and the two of them turned on the camera to compare the clarity and position. After confirming that it was correct, Xiang Shuai gestured to Juan Er to indicate that he was ready, and then helped to open the live broadcast room .

Before the live broadcast room opened just now, he already had thousands of fans squatting around. For a new anchor, this is already a very impressive number.After it is opened, the traffic will definitely explode again.

As soon as the live broadcast started, a white and clean face with curly ears popped up on the black screen instantly, as well as frenziedly swiping barrage.

"Finally open! I've been squatting since 05:30!"

"The name of the live broadcast room is so cute! The anchor is also very handsome! Cover your face (*/ω＼*)"

"Shuai Shuai Amway came here, cutie, come on!"

There were also some disharmonious comments floating around, "Didn't you say you're stroking the cat? Where's the cat?"

"Why doesn't the anchor speak?"

"Emmm, she looks like a male celebrity, so she couldn't be a photoshop?"

And so on.

Xiang Shuai coughed, took out his mobile phone and entered Juaner's live broadcast room, set himself up as a real estate manager, and then began to distribute the silence package without mercy, and a group of dense silence records instantly floated by the system prompt .

What a joke!This is a child protected by Teacher Bai and Director Jiang together!Make me cry, you pay me?

However, Juan Er didn't see those little barrages at all.

He was still a little cautious, first he waved his hand towards the camera, and said in a soft voice, "Hi everyone, I'm Curly Ears, and today I'm live broadcasting masturbating cats."

After a brief introduction, he quickly turned around to pick up the cat food and bowl beside him.

"Little brother is so shy."

"Turn your face away, did QAQ get spoiled by Shuai Shuai? Why don't you show your face, woohoo."

"There are no cats? Could it be possible to summon from the air?"

Juan Er didn't care about the barrage, anyway, Xiang Shuai was in charge of the room, so he would get nervous when he saw it.

He tore open the bag of cat food, poured it into two or three food bowls, and blew two long whistles into the distance.

"Little brother, don't shake your hands 2333, it's too much! Cats can't eat it."

"Whistling to summon a cat?? What a magical trick...not a dog."

"...Damn it!!!"

"My mother, what is that?! Is it a dog? Why is it running so fast?"

"The guy who said he wasn't a dog came out and slapped him in the face! [Proud face] (Wait what are you proud of?"

"The anchor is amazing! Take a deep-water torpedo!"

After Juan finished blowing those two whistles, there was no movement at first, but after a few moments of breathing, there were rustling sounds in every corner of the community, as long as there were bushes, and the next second——

An army of cats is coming from all directions! ! !

Whether it's black or white cows or orange cats, fat cats, thin cats, big cats or kittens, everyone showed the speed of chasing mice, played a meowing chorus, and then rolled their ears like a string off the string. rushed over.

Those who arrive early can be held in their arms, those who arrive later can lie on their laps, and the newborn kittens can be nestled in their hair if they act like a baby.

Brothers, go duck!

A series of agile figures bounced up, drew a gorgeous curve in the air, and then fell directly into Juan'er's arms.In less than a minute, Juan'er was completely submerged by the sea of ​​cats and cats, with all kinds of cats and cats on his head, arms, legs and feet.

This situation is simply suffocating the cat slave!

The barrage area went completely crazy, and the number of online users soared, reaching tens of thousands in an instant.The system happened to capture the scene of ten thousand cats galloping as the cover. Stimulated by the cover, a large number of viewers poured in, and the live broadcast room with curled ears was artificially topped on the homepage within 1 minute.

"???"

"? What the hell? It's not a cat, it's a dog, it must be."

"Damn it, I thought the cover was from p, and I wanted to come in and ask for a picture..."

"I only saw my master so lively once, and that was when I snatched his toy and he was so angry that he wanted to come and scratch me..."

"Three thousand cats in the harem, the anchor's chosen son, wonderful, wonderful."

"I just want to ask one thing about how the QAQ anchor trains cats...the cats are so obedient. I took a screenshot and zoomed in. The ones that were close to me all put their paws away, probably because they were afraid of hurting the anchor. .”

The spectacle in front of him was simply...unheard of before, even Xiang Shuai couldn't help but groan, the phone fell to the ground with a thud, and the tempered film shattered into spider webs in perfect fit.

"OK OK."

Juan Er was also very confused, he didn't expect so many people to come today.

When he fed yesterday, there were only about [-] kittens. Today, according to his visual inspection, there are estimated to be [-] or [-] kittens.

Some were obviously repeat customers from yesterday, and some were calling friends and running over with their own cubs in their mouths... In short, everyone meowed around their ears together, clinging like little wives.

And the fresh cat food was thrown aside, and no cat took care of it, it was pitiful.

Juan Er managed to appease the cat fan group, ordered everyone to eat cat food one by one, hugged a few kittens as comfort, and barely spared time to watch the feedback of the live broadcast room, "How is it going? How long will the live broadcast last?" ?”

"At least half an hour."

Thinking of his share, Xiang Shuai burst into tears, "Brother, Gou Fugui, don't forget each other!"

"??"

Juan Er looked confused, obviously not understanding.

He lowered his head to look at the screen of the phone again, and as soon as that pretty and childish face approached the camera, the barrage exploded again:

"Go away, go away! Woohoo, you stole my cat, and you still want to seduce me with beauty!"

"Awe-inspiring, the anchor Mao Yuan burst."

"Is it a domestic cat? It's so obedient, has it been specially trained?"

Juan Er tilted his head, scratched the cats in his hands, and then began to answer one by one, "I didn't snatch your cat? This cat is not mine either. What is the fate of cats? Is it a relationship with a cat? I didn't make a special relationship with it." But... either domestic cats or stray cats, they have not been trained."

As he spoke, he held the kitten in front of the camera, and said seriously, "If you have the financial means, you can buy some cat food to feed the stray cats in the community. You see, they are all very hungry, and they rush over to eat. Things, isn't it pitiful?"

The kitten also tilted its head and let out a milky voice, "Meow ~"

"Anchor, you! Seriously acting cute...it's shameful!"

"Dameng and Xiaomeng=3=medical soldiers, please help me!"

"Are you brothers? Don't act cute together! The old aunt's blood vessel burst."

"Respond to Juanjuan's call! Immediately go buy cat food =w= Can you give me the magical effect of ten thousand cats galloping as a gift?"

The speed of the barrage drifting past is too fast, and it is dizzying to watch, and everyone is saying something that he can't understand at all, sometimes he can't keep up, but the advantage of being separated from the Internet is that even if he doesn't Talking, netizens can also chat with themselves.

Juan Er glanced at the time, and planned to go back after live broadcasting for a while.

Now the cats are all on the ground, and most of the cat shots cannot be photographed, so he adjusted the camera to find a good angle to photograph the cats.

Unexpectedly, as I kept tuned, a familiar voice suddenly came from not far away, "Why are you here? Are you taking a walk?"

Juan Er was stunned for a moment before realizing that it was Jiang Yun's voice.

He turned his head and saw that Jiang Yun was carrying a briefcase, his hair was combed meticulously, he was wearing a shirt and a blue plaid tie, his cuffs were rolled up to nine points, just showing a part of his wrist, he looked like a man of.

Juan Er is not a narrow-minded person, after two or three days of drying Jiang Yun, his current anger has long since dissipated.

It's just that before he had time to answer, his hands were suddenly empty, and Juan Er subconsciously looked down, only to see the little milk cat jumped out of his embrace without thinking about it, and happened to fall on his shoe, and it didn't care about the pain, and exploded all the way. He trotted and slipped back into the group of cats.

The stray cats who had been lying quietly on the ground and licking each other's fur just now were all in chaos, lying on the ground and blowing their fur.For those who don't know, it looks like a group of hedgehogs from a distance.

Jiang Yun frowned and looked around slowly.

In the next second, the group of cats screamed and then hulaed away. It was difficult to describe the scene at that time. Those who didn't know probably thought it was the reverse of "Ten Thousand Cats Galloping" just now.That speed is simply a realistic wilderness escape, and I am afraid that driving a car may not be able to catch up.

Juan Er: "..."

Jiang Yun still didn't know it, and snorted triumphantly, "I don't like this group of kittens. In spring, they howled like female ghosts one by one, making me sleepless. How dare they succeed today? A group of people came running in front of me, hum, don't be afraid that I will catch them one by one and stew them."

Juan Er: "..."

Jiang Yun chattered there, with a cold expression on his face, Xiang Shuai shrank aside and didn't dare to interrupt the big brother's speech, the three of them didn't realize that the live broadcast was still going on, and the bullet screens were even more dense one after another...

"Wow! Another handsome little brother! Oh my god, he's so handsome, I can't help but crazily screenshot prpr"

"Ahhhh w(=口=)w why is my kitten running away! Hey, blah, blah, blah."

"...Suddenly I feel bad."

"My God, is there such a man who has no desire to survive in this world?"

"I see Juan Juan's expression as if he wants to stew him =. ="

"Does anyone think that this little brother in a suit looks a lot like that financial giant and billionaire Jiang Yun..."