Also saving the animal world today

The little preserved egg is half a head shorter than him. When looking up from below, his eyes are bright and dark, like a bunch of freshly washed purple grapes.

Jiang Yun spent a long time "safflower" over there, and finally choked out a sentence, "You touch porcelain."

"No?"

Juan Er blinked innocently, "I only said 'ah', but I didn't say you caught me."

Jiang Yun: "..."

"Anyway, let's eat first, I'm so hungry."

Juan Er clutched his stomach pitifully, brought the dinner plate to the small table in the room, arranged the dishes neatly, and began to knock on the bowl with chopsticks, "Hurry up, hurry up."

"understood."

Jiang Yun saw that he seemed to have no grudges at all, and felt even more uncomfortable. Sitting opposite him, he muttered, "Don't knock on the bowl, haven't you heard of it? Knocking on the bowl will make you poorer."

"No, I stay with Pixiu every day, how could I become poor?"

As Juan Er said, he picked up a piece of deep-fried ribs and put it in Jiang Yun's bowl, and picked up a piece himself, holding a large bowl, and quietly lowered his head to eat.

The little guy eats very well. When he picks up a dish, he always picks from the edge closest to him; he doesn’t pile up a lot of dishes in the bowl at once, like the top of a hill. He likes to take a bite of the dish before picking it up. One bite of food, so his bowl is always clean and looks very refreshing.

Not only that, but Juan Er doesn't chatter or look at his mobile phone when eating, and he won't talk to you if you don't talk to him. For him, eating is like a pious ritual.

The more Jiang Yun thought about it, the more stuffy he became. He couldn't eat well or sleep well these days, and he didn't feel like eating delicious pork ribs.However, he still had a sense of face-saving in his heart, he refused to take the initiative to talk to Juan Er, and he had nothing to do, so he could only take a bite of food and look at the little things, and after eating, he unexpectedly It turned out that the entire table was empty of meals.

Jiang Yun: "..."

Did you lose your appetite?Nothing!

After finishing his meal, he burped a little contentedly.

Jiang Yun glanced at him restlessly, and pretended to be tough, "Did you finish your meal? You should go."

"Don't go, sleep here tonight."

As Juan Er said, he stood up from the chair and walked to the bed. The carp jumped straight onto the bed like a straight fish, and bounced it two or three times, "I'm so sleepy after eating."

"..."

What? !Why are you still sleeping here!

No no no!Isn't that tempting him to sin?

Jiang Yun's expression changed suddenly, and he reached out to pull the ear, but he dodged it.Not only that, Juan Er also rolled twice, got into his quilt smoothly, wrapped the quilt tightly around himself, only showing a pair of vigilant eyes, "I won't go! Unless...unless you say Clearly, why are you ignoring me these days?"

Why?Why else, because I like you, but it seems that you don't like me.

Jiang Yun was speechless for a moment, he didn't know whether Juan Er was pretending to be stupid or really stupid, "Have you forgotten everything I told you that day?"

"No."

Juan Er said aggrievedly, "I remember very clearly that you said you wanted to tell me something and asked me to listen carefully. But you didn't say a word at all."

As he spoke, he touched his forehead, "You still kiss me."

"..."

Jiang Yun's ears immediately warmed up.

He originally thought that day, the showdown will be a showdown, and the showdown will be completely wiped out.Isn't it more obvious that he kissed him directly without saying anything?Then according to the scenes in the film and television drama, kissing must be a kiss!

Then there are face-to-face kisses in foreign countries, can the meaning be the same?

In Jiang Yun's view of love with no experience in love, only two lips sticking together can be called a kiss between lovers.

He really planned to do that, but when Ju Er raised his head, he saw that there was no distracting thought in those eyes, they were as transparent as glass balls dropped into the clear sea water, if they were not handled carefully, they would slip through his fingers slipped away.

So, by mistake, he kissed Curly's forehead hair instead.

Jiang Yun was rarely embarrassed, "Since you have heard it all, then we still—"

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong~"

Jiang Yun: "..."

Juan Er made an embarrassed expression. He glanced at the contact person, hesitated for a moment, and then answered, "Hello? Handsome?"

"It's me, it's me, when are you going back to City N?"

Xiang Shuai crossed his legs and was watching a TV series with a big bag of melon seeds in his arms. "Recently, a new batch of imported potato chips came into the supermarket. I have eaten them. They are very delicious! And the portions are huge! I left you several bags." , remember to come and get it from me when you come back."

"Okay!"

Juan Er's attention immediately went astray, and he couldn't help drooling, "I feel like I haven't eaten potato chips for a long time, I'm going to go back and stock up on seventeen or eight packs this time, eat slowly!"

Xiang Shuai laughed loudly, "Are you a hamster?"

It happened that he was playing an American drama over there, and the volume was turned up loudly, and a few English names fell into Juan Er's ears, and he was itchy in his heart, "Shuai Shuai, are you watching "Shamton Manor"? ?”

"Yeah, he just updated the third season recently, which is too exciting. No, no, no, I can't say, we will discuss the plot after you finish watching. Okay, I'll hang up."

Juan Er hummed twice and hung up the phone.

At this time, Jiang Yun's face had turned black into the bottom of the pot.

"What were we talking about..."

The little goldfish with curly ears briefly lost its memory for two seconds, and then finally regained its memory, "Oh yes. I remember now, brother, don't be embarrassed, I know it's an American kiss, I won't misunderstand. "

Jiang Yun: "...Huh?"

"Did you talk to me with your heartbeat?"

Juan Er had a pitiful look of knowing 'I'm wrong, please give me another chance', "Hey, blame me for being so stupid, I didn't expect you to mean that."

Jiang Yun: "..."

No, you are too smart, I really didn't mean that.

"If you are still willing to tell me, then my attitude is still the same as I said that day. As long as you don't violate the basic morals, I will definitely stand by your side."

Juan Er scratched his head, "It's okay if you don't want to say it, I often have secrets that I don't want to share with anyone."

"Well, let me give you an example."

He had a painful expression on his face, "It's like changing socks. There are a few days a month when I really don't want to wash my socks, so I will stuff them into the seams of the small sofa. Because I sit on a big sofa, It doesn't smell bad..."

"???"

Jiang Yun sat up from the bed in surprise, "What? Didn't you let the little rusty spot lie on the little sofa?"

"Um……"

Curly Ear touched his nose in shame, "So sometimes it would regularly pick out the dirty socks and pour them on the carpet to urge me to wash them."

Later, he didn't stuff the socks into the small sofa and hid them elsewhere, but the little rusty spot would still search around the house like a treasure hunt, wrinkling his little nose every time he turned out the socks, with a look of ' Why are you twolegs so lazy' with your disgusted expression...

"I'm much better now after having a cat."

He also tried to restore his image, "Now I stuff them in the washing machine dedicated to socks and underwear, and wash them regularly, so I won't throw stinky socks around!"

"..."

Director Jiang was in a complicated mood. He didn't know whether he should complain about the false accusation or his own aesthetics. Why did he feel that Juaner is so cute even if he is too lazy to wash his socks...

"Huh? Brother?"

Juan Er stretched out his hand, and waved it carefully in front of Jiang Yun twice, "What are you thinking?"

Jiang Yun pondered for a moment, then silently turned his gaze back, "I was wondering if I should tell you this secret."

"Ah? If you don't want to say I'm not reluctant."

"Forget it, you are so stupid, I don't know when you will understand."

Jiang Yun muttered something, then stretched out his hand and clasped Juan Er's chin, without a word of nonsense, leaned forward and kissed it.

Juan Er opened his eyes slightly: "!!"

Jiang Yun just pecked and kissed Juan Er's lips like a dragonfly, and let go in less than a second.

His ears were scalding as if they had been poured with boiling water, but luckily the black hair covered them, so there was nothing to be seen from the curled ears.

"I ask you."

Jiang Yun took a few deep breaths without any trace, trying to show the charm of an adult man, "What were you thinking just now?"

"I, I was wondering," Juan Er replied blankly, "Is this the American etiquette for meeting people?"

"Then you think so?"

Jiang Yun continued to ask.

"Yes?"

Juan Er lay on the bed foolishly, like a little squirrel that was frightened but hadn't reacted yet.

There was no expression on Jiang Yun's face, but he changed his words with a sense of crisis, "No?"

Isn't it etiquette?

Then why did Jiang Yun kiss him?And it's still mouth to mouth... He only saw this kind of situation in idol dramas that were occasionally shown on TV.

Sometimes there are male and female protagonists in school uniforms in TV dramas, hugging each other, and kissing each other lightly; sometimes TV dramas are more intense, and the male and female protagonists can’t wait to wash each other’s face with their lips. Went to bed.

Juan Er prefers the first one, the feelings carefully treasured in his hands, like a crystal ball.

But the object of the kissing story is a man and a woman. They love each other, so they are together.But he and Uncle Jiang are two men, right?

"Do you know little Sima?"

Jiang Yun saw that he was so stupid and easy to be deceived, so he immediately had a plan in his mind, and even brought out a short story about the information he had found in the past few days.

Juan Er shook his head to indicate that he hadn't heard of it, "Little Sima?"

Jiang Yun began to tell the story, "Xiao Si and Xiao Ma are two male Gentoo penguins. They used to be good brothers, but they gradually developed feelings and became a couple. Later, their feelings moved the museum. The staff there, the staff also gave them a real penguin egg, which allowed them to hatch a little penguin."

Juan Er nodded straightly, "Yes, this kind of situation is not uncommon in the animal world. When I went to S City last year, I saw two cob swans swimming together on the water."

Seeing that he was in the trap, Jiang Yun began to tighten his pockets, "If they can, why can't we?"

"Yes, yes, I can understand."

Juan Er looked up in confusion, "But what does this have to do with you kissing me?"

Jiang Yun, who failed in the routine: "..."

The author has something to say: Jiang Yun: Children nowadays are getting harder and harder to be fooled, hey.