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Chapter 72 The Zoo 01 [Prohibition of Stealing]
Of course, Uncle Jiang didn't try it directly. Although he is a big monster, he doesn't really want to experience that roller coaster feeling.
He called his best brother to help him out.
Who is his best brother?
"..."
Tai Yinglu sat in front of the bar with an indifferent face, holding a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice in his hand.He took two deep breaths, and then asked again, "No boss, what did you tell me just now? What did you dream about?"
Jiang Yun sighed, quickly drank a glass of whiskey, and then patted him on the shoulder, "Old Taiwan, don't pretend to be deaf and dumb in this situation. I'm not a dryad, I don't have such a thick skin, repeat."
Taiying Lu: "..."
Then you have the face to dream of doing that kind of thing with other people's children?Beast, beast.
"What do you think we can do?"
Jiang Yun took out the commemorative coin from his pocket, and was so worried that his hair was about to fall out, "It's all caused by this thing."
"Boss, a dream can't explain anything..."
Tai Yinglu couldn't continue talking halfway through, he remembered that Jiang Yun always spoiled Juan Er too much on weekdays, if Juan Er was not a good boy, he felt that their boss would do things like help people wash their faces, dress and squeeze toothpaste come out...
Jiang Yun sighed again, and he handed over the commemorative coin, "Old Taiwan, why don't you try it. See if it's because of this thing, or me... hey."
"also."
Whether this commemorative coin has the effect of dreaming, he will know after trying it.
Tai Yinglu stretched out his hand and took the commemorative coin in Jiang Yun's hand—huh?Didn't bring it?
"Boss, let go." Taiying Lu said.
Jiang Yun snorted.
However, the hand holding the commemorative coin remained motionless, as firm as iron tongs.
"..."
Tai Yinglu gave up. He took a sip of the juice and wiped his mouth, "Come on, there's no need to test, this must be your problem."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yun asked back, "What's my problem?"
Taiying Lu: "..."
He has been with the boss for so many years, he is loyal and advises him, this is the first time he wants to drop the cup and leave.
Taiwan dog head military division Ying Lu said, "What else can be the problem, isn't it just the problem of love and love?"
"Love love love?"
Jiang Yun seemed to have heard some funny joke, "What are you kidding, Lao Tai, Juan Er and I have a revolutionary friendship, and you are not allowed to tarnish it at will."
"Revolutionary friendship will not be BQ when you think of others."
Taiying Lu calmly analyzed.
Jiang Yun: "..."
"Boss, don't be stubborn with me."
Tai Yinglu pushed away Yingying Yanyan, who was about to come up to talk to him, and persuaded, "Although you are a cycad tree, who said that the cycad tree can't bloom? You pester people every day, not only buying breakfast for them, but also driving to deliver it yourself." When I come to City B, I have to sleep in a suite with him... Speaking of which, have you ever thought about sharing a bed with him?"
"..."
Jiang Yun's ears were hot, but fortunately the bar was dimly lit and mixed with fish and dragons, no one could see the color on his ears, "What are you talking about, I, I am not that shameless."
And if you want to talk about sleeping in a bed, you have slept in it when you were in K City.
what's so strange...
Taiying Lu snorted, "Think about it again, you can give it to others, well, let me say He Jun, you can buy her breakfast, accompany her to the mall to buy high heels, and you still have to squeeze a piece every day. Can't you leave?"
Jiang Yun thought about his description for a while, and his facial expression suddenly changed. He summed it up in one sentence: I would rather die.
"It's not over."
Taiying Lu clapped his hands, "You only treat Juan Er like this, don't you just like him?"
Jiang Yun was shocked, and suddenly he stuttered, "This, this is liking?"
Is it too hasty to like it?
"That's right."
Taiying Lu was depressed, his boss is usually a shrewd Pixiu, but when it came to emotional matters, he became stupid like a golden lion.
He gave another example, "Let me ask you, if there is a person who is 1.9 meters [-], very thin and handsome, and very rich, comparable to you, if the business fails, he will go back to country Y The kind of rich and handsome who inherited the throne. He fell in love with Juan Er..."
"No, no, no!"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Yun over there reacted immediately, his voice was like a plucked rooster, and he said angrily, "No!"
"Why can't you? He has such a good condition, what if Juan Er likes his style?"
"how is this possible!"
Jiang Yun said, "Ju Er is not that kind of superficial person."
Taiying Lu: "..."
Jiang Yun argued, "And he's still young."
"He's not young anymore."
Tai Yinglu corrected, "It's you who think he's small. Besides, after a few hundred years, he will grow into a big monster and have his own sweetheart. Do you still want to stop them? What reason do you have? "
At that time, for Juan'er, the closest person is no longer Jiang Yun, but a smelly man with a certain surname who doesn't know where he came from, oh, and maybe a smelly woman.
"..."
Jiang Yun fell into silence.
After a long time, his voice was slightly astringent, and he asked in confusion, "Then what should I do?"
"If you like him, of course you have to make him like you too!"
Taiwan love tutor Ying Lu was waiting for Jiang Yun to get enlightened, he analyzed with the limited knowledge in his mind, "According to the current situation of the two of you, I suggest you boil the frog in warm water, not only to be good to him, but also to He's better. Of course, you can't do things that lose your personal charm, such as making a petty temper tantrum, and not only that, but you also need to properly show your personal charm..."
He talked blabberingly for 5 minutes, and Jiang Yun listened earnestly. When he finished speaking, Jiang Yun grabbed the commemorative coin, put it around his neck, and patted Taiying Lu on the shoulder again. He said happily, "Thank you brother! Then I will go back and think about it now!"
After that, he left in a hurry.
Taiying Lu chuckled, slowly took a sip of the orange juice, and when the face of the waiter passed by before his eyes, he suddenly remembered something: Cao, Jiang Yun, that old bastard!Said to buy him a drink, but ran away without paying the bill!
Animals!
Taiying Lu scolded Jiang Yun silently, picked up his mobile phone to prepare to pay, only to find that there were two or three missed calls displayed on the mobile phone page, and the caller was He Jun.
He paid the bill, and when he walked out of the bar, he called He Jun back. He Jun answered the phone quickly, and asked boringly as soon as he made the call, "What were you doing just now? You didn't answer several calls."
"Go out for a drink with the boss, let's talk about something by the way."
Tai Yinglu opened the car door, got in, and inserted the car key.
"drink wine?"
He Jun seemed to have discovered a new continent, "Didn't you never drink? You still go out to drink with the boss? What are you talking about?"
"He drank it, I only drank the juice."
Tai Yinglu stepped on the gas pedal, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, "What are you talking about... Boss, the old house is on fire."
He Jun: "?"
After three seconds.
He Jun: "??!!"
·
Jiang Yun lay on the big bed in the hotel, staring at the geometric ceiling above in a daze.
He had just taken a shower, and his hair hadn't been dried yet, so the pillow was all wet, like the humid weather in the Jiangnan alley in early spring, and he could still smell the moss when he sniffed it carefully.
Tai Yinglu's voice unconsciously appeared in his mind:
"You only treat Juan Er like this, don't you just like him?"
"If there is a tall, rich and handsome person who is 1.9 meters [-] and as rich as you...he also likes curling ears..."
"If you like him, then try to make him like you too!"
Mom, is this what I like?He always thought it was the care of the elders for the younger generation, it was family affection.
But if you think about it carefully, it is true that no elder would dream of being intimate with a younger generation...
Jiang Yun took out the commemorative coin from his neck. It had been on his body for several hours, and there was a little warmth in his hand.He turned the silver coin over, and gently stroked the fawn relief on it with his fingers: a delicate deer head, and two long, raised antlers.
He already thought of Juan Er with his little chin raised, his face proud and proud.
Jiang Yun once gave Juan Er the Pixiu he had been wearing all the time, and after many days, he finally received Juan Er's return—a deer coin based on him.
The two of them wear each other's pendants around their necks, sticking them to the place closest to their hearts. It looks... like another kind of companionship.
As Jiang Yun thought about it, his heart gradually warmed up.
"If you can really bring me good dreams..."
He whispered, "Just let me dream about the person I like tonight."
A gust of wind quietly squeezed in through the crack of the door outside the window, the curtains shook slightly twice, and calm was quickly restored.
·
In the early morning of the next day, it was only eight o'clock, and the car that Doumao was in charge of picking up and dropping off had already arrived at the downstairs of the hotel. This morning, the anchors had to take their luggage and go to another pre-booked hotel. In the afternoon, they had to climb the Great Wall Waiting for the task, the schedule is very full, and there is no room for delay.
According to the previous agreement, the live broadcast will also start in the morning.
In order to keep an eye on the early morning status of their beloved anchors, the night owl friends got up very early in the morning, squatting in the live broadcast room while yawning.And this live broadcast also adopted the technology first developed by Doumao, split-camera live broadcast—that is, in the same live broadcast room, separate different lenses to broadcast different images at the same time. For example, in this live broadcast, there are several A host went to knock on the door of the anchor respectively, and recorded their early wake-up situation.
This kind of split-mirror live broadcast is very suitable for multi-person live broadcast scenarios. There are not only single-person shots, but also group portrait shots.For the audience, they can not only watch a single live broadcast, but also choose to watch up to six shots at the same time, just like a jigsaw puzzle, the selected shots are displayed in the live broadcast room of each water friend at the same time, which is also convenient Viewers squat around their favorite anchors.
The split-mirror live broadcast technology Doumao has been developed for a long time, and it was confirmed that it can be put on the scene after internal debugging two months ago.But the executives agreed that this is not the best time, until this anniversary, Doumao can finally successfully launch this mysterious black technology,
Sure enough, when I clicked into the official live broadcast room, the water friends were all shocked.
[Fuck, this cat fight is really awesome. 666, is this technology the first in China? 】
[Multiple cameras and multiple angles can still be so smooth, how is their programmer's hair? 】
[Oh my god, Daddy Catfight is amazing!Now I'm chasing both the anchors in the living area and the anchors in the game area hahaha]
[Woooooo host, hurry up and knock on Juaner's door!I want to see if Mr. Jiang will be in Juan Er's boudoir! (fog)
Following the words of the water friend, the hosts also took action one after another.
Among them, the host who followed Juan Er was, by coincidence, very coincidental, Wu girl.
This time, in order to compete for the position of the host, the little girls from all over the company competed one after another. In order to eat sweets (?) at close range, the fifth girl also prepared a lot of interviews for the host, and she was chosen by such a coincidence!
And even more coincidentally, Juan Er was assigned to her!
This is simply my destiny to witness this sweet love!
The fifth girl was so excited that tears filled her eyes, she took a deep breath, walked carefully to the door of Juaner's room and knocked lightly.
She knocked two or three times, and the answer came from inside, "Coming!"
There was a clattering sound behind the door, and the sound of slippers running around on the floor.Then Juan Er opened the door, smiled at her very friendly, "Hello."
"!!!"
The fifth girl coughed twice, and introduced herself calmly, "Hi Juanjuan, I am your host today, you can call me Xiaoting~ this is your camera brother, he will be in charge of your follow-up .”
"Okay listen."
Juan Er greeted them, and smiled apologetically, "I just got up, and the room hasn't been cleaned yet, I hope you don't mind."
As he spoke, he turned sideways and invited them in.
"No, no! Just show your truest life!"
Miss Wu was so excited that she began to look around reflexively as soon as she walked in. There was no one in the room except them.
"what?"
The fifth girl blurted out, "Don't you live with the boss?"
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He called his best brother to help him out.
Who is his best brother?
"..."
Tai Yinglu sat in front of the bar with an indifferent face, holding a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice in his hand.He took two deep breaths, and then asked again, "No boss, what did you tell me just now? What did you dream about?"
Jiang Yun sighed, quickly drank a glass of whiskey, and then patted him on the shoulder, "Old Taiwan, don't pretend to be deaf and dumb in this situation. I'm not a dryad, I don't have such a thick skin, repeat."
Taiying Lu: "..."
Then you have the face to dream of doing that kind of thing with other people's children?Beast, beast.
"What do you think we can do?"
Jiang Yun took out the commemorative coin from his pocket, and was so worried that his hair was about to fall out, "It's all caused by this thing."
"Boss, a dream can't explain anything..."
Tai Yinglu couldn't continue talking halfway through, he remembered that Jiang Yun always spoiled Juan Er too much on weekdays, if Juan Er was not a good boy, he felt that their boss would do things like help people wash their faces, dress and squeeze toothpaste come out...
Jiang Yun sighed again, and he handed over the commemorative coin, "Old Taiwan, why don't you try it. See if it's because of this thing, or me... hey."
"also."
Whether this commemorative coin has the effect of dreaming, he will know after trying it.
Tai Yinglu stretched out his hand and took the commemorative coin in Jiang Yun's hand—huh?Didn't bring it?
"Boss, let go." Taiying Lu said.
Jiang Yun snorted.
However, the hand holding the commemorative coin remained motionless, as firm as iron tongs.
"..."
Tai Yinglu gave up. He took a sip of the juice and wiped his mouth, "Come on, there's no need to test, this must be your problem."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yun asked back, "What's my problem?"
Taiying Lu: "..."
He has been with the boss for so many years, he is loyal and advises him, this is the first time he wants to drop the cup and leave.
Taiwan dog head military division Ying Lu said, "What else can be the problem, isn't it just the problem of love and love?"
"Love love love?"
Jiang Yun seemed to have heard some funny joke, "What are you kidding, Lao Tai, Juan Er and I have a revolutionary friendship, and you are not allowed to tarnish it at will."
"Revolutionary friendship will not be BQ when you think of others."
Taiying Lu calmly analyzed.
Jiang Yun: "..."
"Boss, don't be stubborn with me."
Tai Yinglu pushed away Yingying Yanyan, who was about to come up to talk to him, and persuaded, "Although you are a cycad tree, who said that the cycad tree can't bloom? You pester people every day, not only buying breakfast for them, but also driving to deliver it yourself." When I come to City B, I have to sleep in a suite with him... Speaking of which, have you ever thought about sharing a bed with him?"
"..."
Jiang Yun's ears were hot, but fortunately the bar was dimly lit and mixed with fish and dragons, no one could see the color on his ears, "What are you talking about, I, I am not that shameless."
And if you want to talk about sleeping in a bed, you have slept in it when you were in K City.
what's so strange...
Taiying Lu snorted, "Think about it again, you can give it to others, well, let me say He Jun, you can buy her breakfast, accompany her to the mall to buy high heels, and you still have to squeeze a piece every day. Can't you leave?"
Jiang Yun thought about his description for a while, and his facial expression suddenly changed. He summed it up in one sentence: I would rather die.
"It's not over."
Taiying Lu clapped his hands, "You only treat Juan Er like this, don't you just like him?"
Jiang Yun was shocked, and suddenly he stuttered, "This, this is liking?"
Is it too hasty to like it?
"That's right."
Taiying Lu was depressed, his boss is usually a shrewd Pixiu, but when it came to emotional matters, he became stupid like a golden lion.
He gave another example, "Let me ask you, if there is a person who is 1.9 meters [-], very thin and handsome, and very rich, comparable to you, if the business fails, he will go back to country Y The kind of rich and handsome who inherited the throne. He fell in love with Juan Er..."
"No, no, no!"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Yun over there reacted immediately, his voice was like a plucked rooster, and he said angrily, "No!"
"Why can't you? He has such a good condition, what if Juan Er likes his style?"
"how is this possible!"
Jiang Yun said, "Ju Er is not that kind of superficial person."
Taiying Lu: "..."
Jiang Yun argued, "And he's still young."
"He's not young anymore."
Tai Yinglu corrected, "It's you who think he's small. Besides, after a few hundred years, he will grow into a big monster and have his own sweetheart. Do you still want to stop them? What reason do you have? "
At that time, for Juan'er, the closest person is no longer Jiang Yun, but a smelly man with a certain surname who doesn't know where he came from, oh, and maybe a smelly woman.
"..."
Jiang Yun fell into silence.
After a long time, his voice was slightly astringent, and he asked in confusion, "Then what should I do?"
"If you like him, of course you have to make him like you too!"
Taiwan love tutor Ying Lu was waiting for Jiang Yun to get enlightened, he analyzed with the limited knowledge in his mind, "According to the current situation of the two of you, I suggest you boil the frog in warm water, not only to be good to him, but also to He's better. Of course, you can't do things that lose your personal charm, such as making a petty temper tantrum, and not only that, but you also need to properly show your personal charm..."
He talked blabberingly for 5 minutes, and Jiang Yun listened earnestly. When he finished speaking, Jiang Yun grabbed the commemorative coin, put it around his neck, and patted Taiying Lu on the shoulder again. He said happily, "Thank you brother! Then I will go back and think about it now!"
After that, he left in a hurry.
Taiying Lu chuckled, slowly took a sip of the orange juice, and when the face of the waiter passed by before his eyes, he suddenly remembered something: Cao, Jiang Yun, that old bastard!Said to buy him a drink, but ran away without paying the bill!
Animals!
Taiying Lu scolded Jiang Yun silently, picked up his mobile phone to prepare to pay, only to find that there were two or three missed calls displayed on the mobile phone page, and the caller was He Jun.
He paid the bill, and when he walked out of the bar, he called He Jun back. He Jun answered the phone quickly, and asked boringly as soon as he made the call, "What were you doing just now? You didn't answer several calls."
"Go out for a drink with the boss, let's talk about something by the way."
Tai Yinglu opened the car door, got in, and inserted the car key.
"drink wine?"
He Jun seemed to have discovered a new continent, "Didn't you never drink? You still go out to drink with the boss? What are you talking about?"
"He drank it, I only drank the juice."
Tai Yinglu stepped on the gas pedal, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, "What are you talking about... Boss, the old house is on fire."
He Jun: "?"
After three seconds.
He Jun: "??!!"
·
Jiang Yun lay on the big bed in the hotel, staring at the geometric ceiling above in a daze.
He had just taken a shower, and his hair hadn't been dried yet, so the pillow was all wet, like the humid weather in the Jiangnan alley in early spring, and he could still smell the moss when he sniffed it carefully.
Tai Yinglu's voice unconsciously appeared in his mind:
"You only treat Juan Er like this, don't you just like him?"
"If there is a tall, rich and handsome person who is 1.9 meters [-] and as rich as you...he also likes curling ears..."
"If you like him, then try to make him like you too!"
Mom, is this what I like?He always thought it was the care of the elders for the younger generation, it was family affection.
But if you think about it carefully, it is true that no elder would dream of being intimate with a younger generation...
Jiang Yun took out the commemorative coin from his neck. It had been on his body for several hours, and there was a little warmth in his hand.He turned the silver coin over, and gently stroked the fawn relief on it with his fingers: a delicate deer head, and two long, raised antlers.
He already thought of Juan Er with his little chin raised, his face proud and proud.
Jiang Yun once gave Juan Er the Pixiu he had been wearing all the time, and after many days, he finally received Juan Er's return—a deer coin based on him.
The two of them wear each other's pendants around their necks, sticking them to the place closest to their hearts. It looks... like another kind of companionship.
As Jiang Yun thought about it, his heart gradually warmed up.
"If you can really bring me good dreams..."
He whispered, "Just let me dream about the person I like tonight."
A gust of wind quietly squeezed in through the crack of the door outside the window, the curtains shook slightly twice, and calm was quickly restored.
·
In the early morning of the next day, it was only eight o'clock, and the car that Doumao was in charge of picking up and dropping off had already arrived at the downstairs of the hotel. This morning, the anchors had to take their luggage and go to another pre-booked hotel. In the afternoon, they had to climb the Great Wall Waiting for the task, the schedule is very full, and there is no room for delay.
According to the previous agreement, the live broadcast will also start in the morning.
In order to keep an eye on the early morning status of their beloved anchors, the night owl friends got up very early in the morning, squatting in the live broadcast room while yawning.And this live broadcast also adopted the technology first developed by Doumao, split-camera live broadcast—that is, in the same live broadcast room, separate different lenses to broadcast different images at the same time. For example, in this live broadcast, there are several A host went to knock on the door of the anchor respectively, and recorded their early wake-up situation.
This kind of split-mirror live broadcast is very suitable for multi-person live broadcast scenarios. There are not only single-person shots, but also group portrait shots.For the audience, they can not only watch a single live broadcast, but also choose to watch up to six shots at the same time, just like a jigsaw puzzle, the selected shots are displayed in the live broadcast room of each water friend at the same time, which is also convenient Viewers squat around their favorite anchors.
The split-mirror live broadcast technology Doumao has been developed for a long time, and it was confirmed that it can be put on the scene after internal debugging two months ago.But the executives agreed that this is not the best time, until this anniversary, Doumao can finally successfully launch this mysterious black technology,
Sure enough, when I clicked into the official live broadcast room, the water friends were all shocked.
[Fuck, this cat fight is really awesome. 666, is this technology the first in China? 】
[Multiple cameras and multiple angles can still be so smooth, how is their programmer's hair? 】
[Oh my god, Daddy Catfight is amazing!Now I'm chasing both the anchors in the living area and the anchors in the game area hahaha]
[Woooooo host, hurry up and knock on Juaner's door!I want to see if Mr. Jiang will be in Juan Er's boudoir! (fog)
Following the words of the water friend, the hosts also took action one after another.
Among them, the host who followed Juan Er was, by coincidence, very coincidental, Wu girl.
This time, in order to compete for the position of the host, the little girls from all over the company competed one after another. In order to eat sweets (?) at close range, the fifth girl also prepared a lot of interviews for the host, and she was chosen by such a coincidence!
And even more coincidentally, Juan Er was assigned to her!
This is simply my destiny to witness this sweet love!
The fifth girl was so excited that tears filled her eyes, she took a deep breath, walked carefully to the door of Juaner's room and knocked lightly.
She knocked two or three times, and the answer came from inside, "Coming!"
There was a clattering sound behind the door, and the sound of slippers running around on the floor.Then Juan Er opened the door, smiled at her very friendly, "Hello."
"!!!"
The fifth girl coughed twice, and introduced herself calmly, "Hi Juanjuan, I am your host today, you can call me Xiaoting~ this is your camera brother, he will be in charge of your follow-up .”
"Okay listen."
Juan Er greeted them, and smiled apologetically, "I just got up, and the room hasn't been cleaned yet, I hope you don't mind."
As he spoke, he turned sideways and invited them in.
"No, no! Just show your truest life!"
Miss Wu was so excited that she began to look around reflexively as soon as she walked in. There was no one in the room except them.
"what?"
The fifth girl blurted out, "Don't you live with the boss?"
The author has something to say: the second update!I am confident!There are even regular updates!
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