Also saving the animal world today

Juan Er wished to pull out a sofa from Jiang Yun's pocket, and sat with his legs crossed to watch the development of the matter.

If the helper invited by Director Jiang turned out to be the African thorn-headed flat-headed brother, then he would not come to follow today. With the flat-headed brother, he can sleep at home.

Brother Pingtou is just a common name. His real name is honey badger, which is an animal of the genus honey badger in the weasel family.

The average body length of a male is nearly one meter, more than seven or eight times larger than that of a weasel.Their back coat is gray and very rough to the touch.

They inhabit tropical rainforests and relatively open grasslands, and their diets are larger and more complex, from small rabbits to poisonous snakes, the entire food chain is his food.

But for Brother Pingtou, his favorite food is honey. In order to prevent bees from stinging him, Brother Pingtou has evolved a body of "reinforced iron skin" for thousands of years. Let alone bees, even lions can kill honey. Badgers also spend hours.

As a mustelid, Brother Pingtou has completely inherited the ferocity and competitiveness of the mustelidae.

They like to fight, are easily provoked, and will kill each other among their own kind.It was even titled "the most fearless animal in the world" and was included in the Guinness Book of World Records for several years.

...It is simply a legend of the human world and the animal world.

Lingyou didn't know anything about all this. He lived on dry land since he was a child, and he hated this wet environment. Not only would it wet his fur, but it would also dilute the smell of the prey.

But he hadn't eaten in days, and the rioting blood in his veins and thirsty throat were telling him frantically—

He wants to kill.

The claws are already itchy.

but……

Lingyou looked at Jiang Yun, who was leisurely and contented, and his crazy brain calmed down a little.

Killing someone in front of Chief Jiang is exciting, but he can't escape, right?

He also promised Blizzard that he would go back soon... Forget it, let's restrain ourselves.

Besides, that boy Juaner, why is he still eating snacks? ?Wasn't he worried about those skunks at all?

Or... is he looking down on me?

The self-irritated Lingyou quickly got on top, like a faucet that had been turned on, and the anger gushed out all of a sudden.

He jumped up into the air, his limbs slightly spread, his brown and white fur was blown to one side by the wind, looking very soft.It took less than a second to fall from the tree to the ground—the Weasel's predation efficiency is very high, which is also inseparable from his high-speed running.

Before everyone could react, it had completed a perfect roll and landed, and at the same time charged forward with all four legs, as fast as a bolt of lightning!

At this time, most of the ferrets were swimming in the water and using their newly learned skills to hunt for prey. Only one or two ferrets were lying on the ground in the bushes, building their nests.

Those two single European weasels are Lingyou's target!

At this moment, a leaf shook slightly in the grass behind the European weasel.

"???"

In this water area, Ling Weasel's sense of smell didn't develop very well, but his instinct for danger still saved him.He slammed on the brakes, leaving a curved claw mark on the semi-wet ground.

clap clap.

A gust of strong wind blew past, completely bending the blade of grass, revealing Brother Pingtou's big smooth head and a pair of sharp, supercilious little eyes.

Onlookers: "..."

researcher:"……"

Juan Er sighed contentedly, and took a sip of the can of Coke by the way.

Although Lingyou is fast, it has the bonus of its small size + slender body. If it is really brought in front of the honey badger, it will not be enough to watch.After all, Brother Pingtou has good endurance and speed, and can run about nine kilometers in an hour.

Nine kilometers...Ling Weasel's short legs, before he ran a few steps, he was rubbed on the ground by Brother Pingtou, right?

"..."

At this time, Ling Weasel couldn't help but straightened his upper body, and with his bean-like black eyes, he looked really confused.

It's obviously a battle between Ling Weasel and European Weasel, why does Honey Badger have a name? !

clap clap.

There was another sound of grass blades rubbing against each other in the bushes, and Ling Weasel looked over vigilantly. Behind him, pairs of black peas appeared again in the bushes.

Ling Weasel: "...??"

These honey badgers, nearly one meter long, crawled out of the woods one after another. The gray fur on their backs shone brightly under the sunlight, as if tinfoil was reflecting light.

They came from all directions, as if they were holding some solemn ceremony, they steadily approached Ling Weasel step by step, and finally formed a three-quarter circle, blocking Ling Weasel in the circle.

As for the remaining 1/4 exit, it leads to the calm lake.

Ling Weasel: "..."

Overwhelmed by badgers and overwhelmed.

The leader of the flat-headed boy sharpened his long claws, rubbed the ground excitedly, and let out a cry that only animals could understand, "Do you like fighting?"

"..."

The fanatical and militant student Lingyou instantly 'sobered up', her four little paws silently retracted into her white belly, curled up pitifully, like a small sandwich biscuit, "No."

"Then... are you coming to fight?"

Brother Pingtou snorted, "Do you want 1vs1, or do you want to fight in groups? We all welcome you, take your pick."

"..."

Lingyou looked around at the honey badgers piled up on top of each other, adding up to more than a dozen honey badgers, and her head felt a little numb.

You should bring the blizzard with you when you go out today.The original shape can't beat others, let alone fight monster power, he didn't forget that the originator was still feeding the children biscuits over there.

Now being surrounded, there is nowhere to run.

Ling Weasel was silent for a long time, and silently raised a small paw. The chirping sound was thin and low, but it was enough for Jiang Yun to hear clearly, "Director Jiang, when the two soldiers are fighting, don't kill the prisoners... right?"

Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes slightly, he was silent for a long time, finally snorted softly, whispered, "Old Duan, take it away."

The leader, the flat-headed brother named 'Lao Duan', ran over immediately, grabbed Ling Weasel in one bite, and kept humming, "Boss, can I practice with him when I bring it back?"

Jiang Yun: "Yes."

Ling Weasel: "???"

Director Jiang?Do you have a conscience?

I am a prisoner of war!Don't forget that the secrets are all in my mouth, do you really have to be so cruel?

"Keep your breath," Jiang Yun snorted and said with a smile, "Just don't play to your death."

Ling Weasel: "..."

Big loss.

The flat-headed brother who received the order hummed and crawled back into the woods without looking back, and the remaining honey badgers quickly scattered.Everyone was very organized when they came, and they were very disciplined when they left. They are all law-abiding honey badgers.

Onlookers: "..."

Juan Er, who understood their voices all the way: "..."

"So, is that the end?"

Juan Er was at a loss. The movie was just called thankswatching. He hadn’t seen Brother Pingtou fighting Ling Weasel yet, so why did this end? "

"That's not called counseling, that's called knowing the current affairs."

Jiang Yun gently scratched his little nose, "His own ability is not as strong as the blizzard, but he is small and runs fast. There is no blizzard, and there are a bunch of adult monsters in front of him. The most correct choice is to catch them without a fight."

What's more, they all believed that Blizzard would come to save him.

Jiang Yun stretched his waist, and nonchalantly hooked away the European weasel that was about to crawl to Juaner's feet, "Let's go, I'm really going back to China this time. Don't let foreigners watch the internal disputes of monsters." .”

The European weasel was rolled over by his hook, lying on the ground aggrieved, and wanted to rub his trousers with curled ears again, but was gently hooked away by Jiang Yun again.

Juan Er was ignorant, completely unaware of Jiang Yun's little trick behind it.

When he thought that he hadn't seen Shuai Shuai, He Jun, Cangcang, and Su Wei for a long time, he became excited for a moment, "Go back! Go back and pet the cat!!"

As soon as Jiang Yun heard it, he immediately set up alert level [-] in his mind: "Don't touch Su Wei, do you know?"

"……Oh."

Juan Er felt aggrieved.

But the long-haired forest cat really wants to masturbate.

"'Don't know, don't understand, don't understand. I'm a child, how can you press me like that?'"

He Jun sucked the noodles while imitating Lingyou's voice, his movements and expressions were very lifelike.

She took another big mouthful of noodle soup, and cried while wiping her tears, "It's been three days, there is no movement from Blizzard's side, and there is no news from him... I have worked overtime for three days, my face They are ten years older, woo woo woo."

The little sweetheart with curled ears immediately comforted her, "No, you are still very young, you have no wrinkles or dark circles, and you are very beautiful."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

He Jun opened his arms in a hugging gesture, and Juan Er also opened his hands slightly—unexpectedly, He Jun hugged the air from the air, then retracted his hands, and sighed, "Boss won't let us touch You, say you are in puberty, don't give you wrong guidance...so I can only hug you like this. "

Juan Er: "..."

Jiang Yun, that bastard, what did he tell others about him!

"It's really strange."

He Jun has already brought the topic back, "Why is he so stubborn? Do you want to wait for Blizzard to save him? I remember Blizzard and the yellow sand monster knew each other, but the yellow sand monster was shot by the boss and he also Without showing your face..."

Juan Er's heart moved, he hesitated for a moment, "How about I go?"

He Jun: "Huh? Are you okay?"

In the dungeon of the Demon Control Court.

In this A-level dungeon, all the prisoners are felons and extremely dangerous people from the demon world, as well as the magic circle jointly set up by Bai Yu and Jiang Yun. The security level is unprecedented.

It stands to reason that with Lingyou's level, it is impossible to come here, he can go to B level at most, but considering that the blizzard may come to rob the prison, Jiang Yun still made room for him.

When Jiang Yun came in with Juan Er, he just heard Lingyou's voice, "What? I don't know, Uncle, can you be more straightforward? I haven't been to school, so I don't quite understand what you mean. Hmm? I don't know, Blizzard? Is it a character from some game?"

...It's exactly the same as He Jun said.

Juan Er held the milk tea that He Jun made for him, went in and sat on the chair in the interrogation room.

"what?"

Ling Weasel's hands were restrained to ensure that he would not violently hurt others.He narrowed his eyes slightly, "Is there no one available in the demon management? They sent you here?"

"Well, let me check the information."

Juan turned a deaf ear to it, and read out the first question according to what was written on the paper, "Why did you steal the scepter? Where is the scepter now?"

"...Doesn't the interrogation need to do psychological counseling first?"

Lingyou couldn't help complaining, "I'll just say it straight, it's impossible for me to tell you, can you be more sober?"

"Well, he said that because in ancient Europe, unicorns were the most godlike beasts."

Juan Er, who could hear his heart clearly, immediately picked up the pen, scribbled down a line on the record, and continued to mutter, "Oh... so, brother, they seem to be looking for a miracle."

Lingyou: "?!"

The author has something to say: Yesterday's update is finished, and today's third watch will start writing after I have a meal.

Don't rush =3=