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The rusty-spotted cat slipped out of Su Wei's sleeve, and looked at the cow cat with its rolled-ear trouser legs from a distance. The two cats looked at each other and meowed in unison.

Juan Er: "..."

Really angry.

He hated iron and steel and put the bag full of hands aside, picked up the small rust spot, and put it on his head, then ran back to the residential building with a lot of things in his arms without looking at it .

Su Wei put his hands in his pockets and looked at his back for a long time, until the kitten next to him meowed, he came back to his senses, opened WeChat, and slowly wrote in the input box of that WeChat chat group Down:

[Yesterday's cat food was not good] Roll ears, I saw it.

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Xiang Shuai and others gave this epic meeting a very connotative name: The king does not see the king.

In their community, there are birds (Xiang Shuai), dogs (Huang Baoan), foxes (He Jun), hamsters (an unknown neighbor on the third floor), and, there is a cat (Su Wei).

... To some extent, it is also a very complete food chain.

But Su Wei is called Elvis King by everyone, not only because he became a demon, but also because it is a long-haired cat - Siberian forest cat.

Siberian forest cat is a very common cat species in Russia. It can be said to be one of the largest cats. Because of the cold climate in Russia, forest cats have two layers of coat to resist severe cold and typhoid.

It is one of the most docile cat species. When it walks, its long cat hair dances on its head, like layers of snow waves on its back.

...Of course, no matter how docile a cat is, there may be two or three variants, and Su Wei is the one with the most temper.

But Juan Er didn't know this, so Xiang Shuai, his indispensable good partner for chatting and gossip, came to him to settle accounts (cross out) and popularize science.

Xiang Shuai is also half of his friend, and he also saw Shuai's anxious look when his soul left his body before.

Juan Er was too embarrassed to let him stand outside to speak, so he took the initiative to invite people into the house.

Xiang Shuai walked in with a look of flattery, and sat on the sofa of their house cautiously, as if visiting a good friend's house for the first time, completely forgetting about the matter of incriminating the teacher before.

"So you all know."

Juan Er squeezed a glass of juice for him, and was a little embarrassed when handing it to him, "I didn't deliberately hide it from you, I thought you were not demons—"

Wait, something seems wrong.

Xiang Shuai tilted his head with an innocent face, "Huh?"

Juan Er couldn't help but began to roll up his sleeves, "...Well, you big-headed ghost! Tell me the truth!!"

……

Xiang Shuai, who was beaten up, shrank obediently on the sofa, and began to honestly explain his mistakes, "Huang Baoan is a big yellow dog. He has been working with your master as a security guard for a long time. He called."

"He Jun is a red-haired fox, so she especially likes to wear red clothes, pretending to have hair on her body... Hey, hey, don't laugh, don't let her hear, her ears are sharp... "

"Su Wei? Su Wei is a Siberian forest cat. Don't look at him with a lazy look. In fact, he used to be cute and fights. He used to single out the stray cats in the community one by one. He is really sick... Otherwise, you think Why do we call him Elvis?"

"Me? I am a green peacock, yes, the green peacock that is going to be extinct."

Xiang Shuai paused for a moment, noticing the unusual emotion in Juan Er's eyes, he smiled relaxedly, "There's nothing to regret, natural selection, survival of the fittest...the law of nature."

Human beings are moving too fast, and they think they have controlled nature. Those who can keep up with them are called the fittest, and those who can't keep up will be eliminated. It is a matter of course for them.

Juan Er noticed that Xiang Shuai was in a low mood, and changed the subject tacitly, "Then... what kind of animal is Jiang Yun?"

"..."

Xiang Shuai raised his head in surprise, "Did Director Jiang not tell you?"

No way!

According to Director Jiang's personality, wouldn't he be unable to help but change back to his original form, showing off his mighty power in front of Juan Er? !

"No, he didn't mention anything to me."

Mentioning this, Juan Er was also a little depressed.

"Since he didn't mention it to you, it's hard for me to tell you."

What if this is the surprise Director Jiang wants to leave for the children?If he disturbed him, then Jiang Yun might be so angry that he would pluck his hair...

"Well, I can give you a little spoiler."

Xiang Shuai blinked mischievously, "You've seen it before."

Juan Er hasn't been back to Dou Mao since the live broadcast accident that day, and he didn't even post on Weibo this time.So when his live broadcast room suddenly opened, the fans looked confused and even spoke cautiously.

"Is this Juanjuan's live broadcast room?"

"No way... I am a long-term missing person..."

"I always feel that every time Juanjuan starts a live broadcast, he has to do something."

"How long is Juan Juan's live broadcast this time? I'm afraid. I'll record a screen first. I don't know when the next live broadcast will be. I'm drunk today, brothers!"

"Juanjuan is the host with the shortest number of live broadcast times/live broadcast time in my fo (vicissitudes of life)"

"The hamster anchor next door is broadcasting live almost all day long, look at you again! (Lao Mazi's heartbroken)"

"No, I've been busy recently, so I don't have time to broadcast live."

Juan Er was made guilty by what they said, and quickly shifted his attention, "Who is the hamster anchor?"

The barrage was really fooled, and they gave him new anchors for popular science:

"The hamster anchor is your neighbor duck! Don't you remember the last time you met a hamster in a live broadcast?"

"That's right, a newcomer signed up the next day after you started the live broadcast. He said he was going to broadcast hamsters. At first glance, I thought someone was robbing you for business..."

"I still remember the name of the hamster's live broadcast room, 'Cangcang doesn't want to live broadcast, the first time I saw it, I laughed my head off hahaha."

Juan Er knew at a glance that it was Jiang Yunshan's queen, otherwise the resident on the third floor would not even want to see anyone, so how could he be willing to come out to broadcast live?

"The one in front is obviously the host's live broadcast room. What the hell is a hamster? Cangcang and Juanjuan are cute boys, and they are new neighbors. Please don't start a fight."

"Suddenly fell in love with Juicang CP... The cat and mouse are exciting."

"The mouse and cat refuse to accept it! Hold high the banner of Kuramaki!"

Afterwards, the barrage began to talk about cp. Juan Er is now a small mountain god who has experienced the ups and downs of the world. He can still understand the simple vocabulary of cp, so he couldn't help but complain wildly in his heart:

What the hell is Juancang? If you want to say that the cat and mouse are obviously Su Wei and the hamster——

Wait, stop stop.

"Everyone, don't use cp."

He had to run out to maintain order, coughed twice, and then solemnly announced, "Today's live broadcast is, I guess what you draw!"

In fact, despite the jubilation of the barrage, Juaner is a host who rarely interacts with fans. In the first few days, he directly put the camera there, and let the fans play by themselves, which is really sad.

Now that Juaner actually said that he wanted to interact with everyone, the fans were surprised, excited and happy, frantically swiping the screen at the speed of a new barrage in half a second.

The barrage was so dazzled that Juan Er had to set a threshold for sending new barrages every three seconds, then he found an empty notebook and a box of paintbrushes from the drawer, and put them in front of the camera in a serious manner. "Now let's draw a picture, the theme is to guess the animal."

He first drew an ellipse with thorns on the paper, and soon there was a barrage of bullets to answer the hedgehog. Unexpectedly, he did not raise his ears and drew a small circle on the left front of the ellipse, and then traced it below. Draw two vertical ellipses, and finally draw a double-line closed s at the end.

The bullet screen saw his serious look, and didn't dare to disturb him, but when he finished drawing, everyone couldn't help it:

"... Excuse me, all I can see is a tail at the end."

"At first I thought it would be a picture drawn by a fairy, but I didn't expect to see a picture drawn by a nerve at the end."

"It has no characteristics at all. Many cats and dogs can fit into it."

Obviously, the painting is quite similar, Jiang Yun himself looks like that.

Juan Er looked at the circle of ovals on his paper, hesitated for a moment, took out a colored crayon and painted on it, and explained, "Its coat color is golden yellow, its body is big, and its bark is loud. , and very fast.”

The body is quite big, and it can almost catch up with the apartment building.That kick is a distance of several thousand meters, can you not hurry up?

He thought for a while, and finally added in a low voice, "Its voice is very calm and long-lasting, so when you hear its cry, there will be a... a feeling of wanting to surrender, which is very strange."

The barrage quickly gave the answer:

"Yellow and big, with a loud cry, it makes people want to be subjugated... Could it be a lion? After all, it is the king of beasts!"

"Same as above. When my boyfriend and I traveled to Africa in March this year, we happened to meet two bears and lions fighting on the way. The cries were really loud and rough, and we were completely shocked at that time."

"Lion +1, my favorite animal since childhood is lion."

Juan Er bit the tip of the pen, silently wrote down the two nouns 'Jiang Yun' and 'Lion' on the paper, and then drew a line to connect them together.

Is it a glowing lion?

... Fairy, fairy lion?

It's not impossible.

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Jiang Yun didn't come home until eleven o'clock in the evening.

He stood at the gate and looked up. There were a few mosquitoes that could not be driven away on the dim street lamps. The lights in the apartment buildings were almost completely extinguished. The whole neighborhood fell into darkness, like an open, silent mouth. .

Other monsters are afraid of Jiang Yun, so the residents of Building 6 have been using the silent spell all year round, and there are light shields, for fear of showing a little trace and being noticed by Director Jiang.

Only Juan Er, only 402 still has a gentle orange light, and a gleam of light overflows faintly through the curtains.

When he knocked on the door, Juan Er was still wearing coral pajamas and leaning on the sofa watching TV. As soon as he heard the doorbell, he jumped down and opened the door.

Jiang Yun leaned on the door frame and didn't come in. His suit jacket was hooked on his shoulders, like an elegant hooligan. He asked in a low voice, "Have you eaten? How are you today? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Juan Er cautiously looked at the exhausted look on his face, paused for two seconds, and suddenly began to give him the name of the dish in a serious manner, "I ate Braised Lion Head, Sweet and Sour Pork, Bean Fried Pork Slices, and Mapo Tofu ..."

Jiang Yun couldn't help laughing halfway through the registration, and touched Juan Er's head, "Okay, okay, I know you are a little pig, you can eat it."

After he finished speaking, he leaned there and stood there for a while, with his eyelids half down, silently looking at Juan Er.

Juan Er also stood by the door frame and watched him.

Although he is usually very nervous and doesn't care much about Uncle Jiang, but now even he has noticed that Jiang Yun doesn't seem very happy.

Jiang Yun looked at him, and asked abruptly, "Do you want to run with me at Tayunye?"

He paused, his lips curled up slightly, "I will take you with my real body."

The author has something to say: Sorry, sorry, it was already late when I returned to the dormitory orz

One more thing, QAQ, is that tomorrow's update may not be posted on time at twelve o'clock...but I will finish coding [-] as soon as possible before going to bed!

Everyone wake up tomorrow morning and watch it again![-] is definitely available, [-] depends on whether I have fallen asleep qwq