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Chapter 126 Demolition Office 03 [Prohibition of Stealing]
"It should be said that Jiang Yun's spiritual veins are very similar to yours."
Listen to what he said.
"..."
Juan Er's jaw was about to drop in shock, "What does this mean? Is there any blood relationship between me and Uncle Jiang? No way?"
"What are you talking about!"
Jiang Yun blushed immediately, grabbed his little ear and said dissatisfiedly, "There is no blood relationship! Our love is legal, thank you. Curly-eared kid, please don't make up some messy things."
"But that spirit vein..."
Jiang Yun argued hard, "Then Di Ting can read minds, so is he your son?"
Juan Er: "..."
Listen to: "..."
"Ju Er, this is not what you think."
Di Ting, who had been shot while lying down, had to cough lightly, and came out to smooth things over, "In some myths and legends, Kuafu died of exhaustion after day after day. After death, his body turned into hills, and his eyes turned into sun and moon... textual research, but the principle is the same.”
"That is to say, we have your characteristics in our bodies."
Di Ting explained, "Just like what Jiang Yun said, I have mind-reading skills, and Jing Lianhuan can change human form in a sense. It's just that you two... are a bit special, even the spirit veins have collided."
Juan Er didn't care about any characteristics at all, he breathed a sigh of relief, "It's fine if there is no blood relationship."
Jiang Yun: "..."
"I remembered something."
At this moment, Qu Xianxian suddenly said, "It was after I gave my brother spiritual power, his eyes suddenly turned golden, very similar to Brother Jiang's eyes."
When she said this, she immediately reminded Jiang Yun, and he reminded Juan Erdao, "Do you still remember that you had a dream when you were in Tianshan, and finally you dreamed of a pair of golden eyes?"
"Remember, when I think about it now, maybe Master wanted to hint at me at that time, but unfortunately I never understood what he meant."
Juan Er paused for two seconds, his eyes widened in surprise, "You mean, it's not you...it's me?"
"Yes."
Jiang Yun nodded heavily, "At that time, Bai Yu had already started to hint to us. I thought it was strange before that I was fighting Chi You because of my lack of strength. Then why did Bai Yu have to be in your dream at that time?" There are hints about me..."
"Not necessarily."
Di Ting coughed twice, then he suddenly raised his hand to cover Xian Xian's ears, and said tactfully, "Since the veins of the two of you are connected, dual cultivation may be very helpful for the recovery of Juan Er."
Juan Er: "..."
Jiang Yun: "..."
Qu Xianxian looked confused.
"Of course, I'm just making a suggestion."
Di Ting put down his hand, "Actually, this also plays a role in blood circulation. It's up to you whether you do it or not. Of course, it's okay to continue with the current method, but the effect will be slower."
"..."
Jiang Yun was so embarrassed, with a smile on his face, he had rubbed Di Ting on the guillotine a dozen times in his heart, "Forget it, it's not good, Juan Er's health is not good, let the siblings recover naturally."
"I feel very good."
Jiang Yun: "...??"
He thought he heard it wrong, but when he turned his head, he saw Juan Er looking at himself confidently with his small face raised, "I'm also in good health."
Jiang Yun: "..."
Di Ting finally shut up this time, and his eyes swept around Jiang Yun and Juan Er, as if he saw something strange.
The smile on Jiang Yun's face was almost unstoppable, he hurriedly drove Di Ting and Qu Xianxian out, and threw Lingyou by the tail, and locked the door tightly by the way, even making sure that they were not After eavesdropping outside, Jiang Yun turned back to educate his little boyfriend with his head full of veins, "What is good? You are still young and don't understand these things, don't talk nonsense..."
"Who doesn't understand?"
Juan Er lay back and leaned on the bed, his eyes were very lazy, and he didn't know who he learned from, "Shuangxiu, it's the bridal chamber, I still understand this."
Jiang Yun: "..."
He also lectured Jiang Yun confidently, "Uncle Jiang, you have lived for such a long time, can you be more open-minded? We are all modern people, and there is no shame in doing this kind of thing."
Jiang Yun: "..."
My old swan.
Jiang Yun couldn't help but press his temples, feeling the nerves beneath him beating non-stop. He took a few deep breaths, "Where did you see these messy things? Did you secretly watch pornography again?" Novel?"
"No."
Juan Er complained repeatedly, "Actually, I knew these things a long time ago. The Internet is so developed now, you can't treat me as a minor. And even a minor should know some sexual knowledge."
"..."
As soon as Jiang Yun heard him mention 'sex' to him, his eyes went blank, and he wished he could faint on the spot!
Now he can fully understand the despair of some parents who found reeds in their children's computers.
Juan Er looked at his old antique with red ears and the appearance of having suffered a huge blow, so he couldn't help but want to laugh.
In fact, he didn't know these things before, but after the two of them confirmed their relationship, Jiang Yun especially liked to post their private photos on Weibo, showing off their affection.
When Juan Er is free, he will like his Weibo comments, so he often sees remarks like this:
[55555 The water of the West Lake is my tears, this Gu Wang's online method orders Jiang Sijuan to never be separated from life to life! 】
[Xinnv would like to be vegetarian for three days in exchange for ginger rolls online doi]
……
There are also some wives who even drove a car directly under Weibo. The scale makes single dogs blush and heartbeat when they see it.
Jiang Yun was heartbroken, but apart from pulling his ears, he couldn't think of a better way to punish him.
"Uncle Jiang, why are you so innocent?"
Juan Er laughed at that time, leaned over and pulled Jiang Yun onto the bed, held his face for kisses familiarly, and asked vaguely, "Are you a primary school student?"
"..."
Jiang Yun was so kissed by him that he still didn't forget to guard his dignity as a man, "Okay, how dare you call me a primary school student? Don't you know that primary school students are very good at playing games now?"
As he said that, he pressed his boyfriend to the bed with his hand on the ear, and gently bit his ear, "Do you still dare to laugh at me?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
Juan Er was itchy from his kiss, and he simply kissed back, like a puppy, kissing Jiang Yun's eyebrows, nose bridge, eye sockets and lips wetly.
In the end, I didn’t forget to tease him, “Then please, this elementary school student who is very good at playing games, quickly lead me to a higher score.”
·
Half an hour later, Juan Er opened the door and came out, poured a glass of water, and gulped it down.
Di Ting sat on the sofa and read the newspaper. When he saw him coming out, he quickly looked at his watch. After reading it, he felt something was wrong. Then he looked at the ears, the collar and so on were very neat.
...Jiang Yun is weak.
At this time, Jiang Yun also came out, and was surprised when he saw Di Ting, "Why are you here?"
"It makes no difference whether I'm here or not."
Di Ting sighed, got up and handed a pile of books in his hand to Juan Er, "Take it."
"You don't have enough control over your spiritual power now, you need to practice more."
Di Ting clicked on Jiang Yun, "If you don't understand anything, you can ask Jiang Yun. But to be honest, you are different from us after all, and you may encounter many difficulties during the actual operation. At that time, we will not be able to help you , you can only rely on yourself."
Curiously, Juan Er opened the book, and saw some very basic knowledge on it, such as letting the spiritual power circulate in the spiritual veins for a week, feeling the distribution of his own spiritual veins; Small water flow and big water flow can be used to exercise Juan'er's control over the amount of spiritual power.
All in all, it doesn't look too difficult.
But Juan Er has never practiced in such a systematic way, so he still cheered up, "Yeah, I know, I will definitely work hard."
With Juan Er's assurance, Di Ting left with confidence.
"These books are so thick, do you want to learn them all?"
Juan Er casually turned it over, and suddenly a dusty and musty smell came out, causing him to cough two or three times.
"No, you have to learn."
Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows proudly, "These are very basic practical exercises that are often used. So you have to practice quickly, you know? Otherwise, Teacher Jiang will give you a disqualification."
Juan Er: "..."
"There are some very simple operations in front of it, so there is no need to find a venue for you."
Jiang Yun sat on the sofa and raised his legs leisurely, "Sit down, I'll give you 15 minutes to watch the first section."
"what?"
Juan Er was dumbfounded, "Do you want to practice now?"
"if not?"
Jiang Yun raised his eyelids, "Wait until Chi You hits the door and then let you practice?"
"..."
Curling his ears and curling his lips, he obediently read the book.
Jiang Yun pinched his watch, and after about 5 minutes, he found that Juan Er started to lose his mind, touching his hands and mouth for a while, looking like a kid with ADHD in kindergarten.
He coughed heavily, and before he could ask a question, Juan Er froze in fright, and said quickly, "I've finished reading."
"So fast?"
Jiang Yun was a little surprised.
In fact, the content of the first section is not too much, and it can be read in 5 minutes, but it still takes a while to understand the content.
He still didn't believe it, and looked at Juan Er suspiciously, "The first lesson is to teach the spiritual power to circle around the spiritual veins, feel the rotation and use of spiritual power..."
"I tried it when I saw it just now."
Juan Er's expression was very sincere, "Uncle Jiang, if you want to see it, I can still let my spiritual power circulate in your spiritual vein."
"..."
Jiang Yun silently turned over a section of the book, "Then you should read the next section first, the primary use and control of spiritual power..."
"Uncle Jiang, I just took a look at this when I was watching the first section."
Juan Er pointed to the cup next to him, lifted his fingertips slightly, and two streams of water of different thickness sprayed out from the cup.
"Uncle Jiang, what else?" Juan Er thought for a while, then changed his phrase, "Is there a slightly more difficult course?"
Jiang Yun: "..."
The author has something to say: Uncle Jiang: ... I have nothing to say!
Listen to what he said.
"..."
Juan Er's jaw was about to drop in shock, "What does this mean? Is there any blood relationship between me and Uncle Jiang? No way?"
"What are you talking about!"
Jiang Yun blushed immediately, grabbed his little ear and said dissatisfiedly, "There is no blood relationship! Our love is legal, thank you. Curly-eared kid, please don't make up some messy things."
"But that spirit vein..."
Jiang Yun argued hard, "Then Di Ting can read minds, so is he your son?"
Juan Er: "..."
Listen to: "..."
"Ju Er, this is not what you think."
Di Ting, who had been shot while lying down, had to cough lightly, and came out to smooth things over, "In some myths and legends, Kuafu died of exhaustion after day after day. After death, his body turned into hills, and his eyes turned into sun and moon... textual research, but the principle is the same.”
"That is to say, we have your characteristics in our bodies."
Di Ting explained, "Just like what Jiang Yun said, I have mind-reading skills, and Jing Lianhuan can change human form in a sense. It's just that you two... are a bit special, even the spirit veins have collided."
Juan Er didn't care about any characteristics at all, he breathed a sigh of relief, "It's fine if there is no blood relationship."
Jiang Yun: "..."
"I remembered something."
At this moment, Qu Xianxian suddenly said, "It was after I gave my brother spiritual power, his eyes suddenly turned golden, very similar to Brother Jiang's eyes."
When she said this, she immediately reminded Jiang Yun, and he reminded Juan Erdao, "Do you still remember that you had a dream when you were in Tianshan, and finally you dreamed of a pair of golden eyes?"
"Remember, when I think about it now, maybe Master wanted to hint at me at that time, but unfortunately I never understood what he meant."
Juan Er paused for two seconds, his eyes widened in surprise, "You mean, it's not you...it's me?"
"Yes."
Jiang Yun nodded heavily, "At that time, Bai Yu had already started to hint to us. I thought it was strange before that I was fighting Chi You because of my lack of strength. Then why did Bai Yu have to be in your dream at that time?" There are hints about me..."
"Not necessarily."
Di Ting coughed twice, then he suddenly raised his hand to cover Xian Xian's ears, and said tactfully, "Since the veins of the two of you are connected, dual cultivation may be very helpful for the recovery of Juan Er."
Juan Er: "..."
Jiang Yun: "..."
Qu Xianxian looked confused.
"Of course, I'm just making a suggestion."
Di Ting put down his hand, "Actually, this also plays a role in blood circulation. It's up to you whether you do it or not. Of course, it's okay to continue with the current method, but the effect will be slower."
"..."
Jiang Yun was so embarrassed, with a smile on his face, he had rubbed Di Ting on the guillotine a dozen times in his heart, "Forget it, it's not good, Juan Er's health is not good, let the siblings recover naturally."
"I feel very good."
Jiang Yun: "...??"
He thought he heard it wrong, but when he turned his head, he saw Juan Er looking at himself confidently with his small face raised, "I'm also in good health."
Jiang Yun: "..."
Di Ting finally shut up this time, and his eyes swept around Jiang Yun and Juan Er, as if he saw something strange.
The smile on Jiang Yun's face was almost unstoppable, he hurriedly drove Di Ting and Qu Xianxian out, and threw Lingyou by the tail, and locked the door tightly by the way, even making sure that they were not After eavesdropping outside, Jiang Yun turned back to educate his little boyfriend with his head full of veins, "What is good? You are still young and don't understand these things, don't talk nonsense..."
"Who doesn't understand?"
Juan Er lay back and leaned on the bed, his eyes were very lazy, and he didn't know who he learned from, "Shuangxiu, it's the bridal chamber, I still understand this."
Jiang Yun: "..."
He also lectured Jiang Yun confidently, "Uncle Jiang, you have lived for such a long time, can you be more open-minded? We are all modern people, and there is no shame in doing this kind of thing."
Jiang Yun: "..."
My old swan.
Jiang Yun couldn't help but press his temples, feeling the nerves beneath him beating non-stop. He took a few deep breaths, "Where did you see these messy things? Did you secretly watch pornography again?" Novel?"
"No."
Juan Er complained repeatedly, "Actually, I knew these things a long time ago. The Internet is so developed now, you can't treat me as a minor. And even a minor should know some sexual knowledge."
"..."
As soon as Jiang Yun heard him mention 'sex' to him, his eyes went blank, and he wished he could faint on the spot!
Now he can fully understand the despair of some parents who found reeds in their children's computers.
Juan Er looked at his old antique with red ears and the appearance of having suffered a huge blow, so he couldn't help but want to laugh.
In fact, he didn't know these things before, but after the two of them confirmed their relationship, Jiang Yun especially liked to post their private photos on Weibo, showing off their affection.
When Juan Er is free, he will like his Weibo comments, so he often sees remarks like this:
[55555 The water of the West Lake is my tears, this Gu Wang's online method orders Jiang Sijuan to never be separated from life to life! 】
[Xinnv would like to be vegetarian for three days in exchange for ginger rolls online doi]
……
There are also some wives who even drove a car directly under Weibo. The scale makes single dogs blush and heartbeat when they see it.
Jiang Yun was heartbroken, but apart from pulling his ears, he couldn't think of a better way to punish him.
"Uncle Jiang, why are you so innocent?"
Juan Er laughed at that time, leaned over and pulled Jiang Yun onto the bed, held his face for kisses familiarly, and asked vaguely, "Are you a primary school student?"
"..."
Jiang Yun was so kissed by him that he still didn't forget to guard his dignity as a man, "Okay, how dare you call me a primary school student? Don't you know that primary school students are very good at playing games now?"
As he said that, he pressed his boyfriend to the bed with his hand on the ear, and gently bit his ear, "Do you still dare to laugh at me?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
Juan Er was itchy from his kiss, and he simply kissed back, like a puppy, kissing Jiang Yun's eyebrows, nose bridge, eye sockets and lips wetly.
In the end, I didn’t forget to tease him, “Then please, this elementary school student who is very good at playing games, quickly lead me to a higher score.”
·
Half an hour later, Juan Er opened the door and came out, poured a glass of water, and gulped it down.
Di Ting sat on the sofa and read the newspaper. When he saw him coming out, he quickly looked at his watch. After reading it, he felt something was wrong. Then he looked at the ears, the collar and so on were very neat.
...Jiang Yun is weak.
At this time, Jiang Yun also came out, and was surprised when he saw Di Ting, "Why are you here?"
"It makes no difference whether I'm here or not."
Di Ting sighed, got up and handed a pile of books in his hand to Juan Er, "Take it."
"You don't have enough control over your spiritual power now, you need to practice more."
Di Ting clicked on Jiang Yun, "If you don't understand anything, you can ask Jiang Yun. But to be honest, you are different from us after all, and you may encounter many difficulties during the actual operation. At that time, we will not be able to help you , you can only rely on yourself."
Curiously, Juan Er opened the book, and saw some very basic knowledge on it, such as letting the spiritual power circulate in the spiritual veins for a week, feeling the distribution of his own spiritual veins; Small water flow and big water flow can be used to exercise Juan'er's control over the amount of spiritual power.
All in all, it doesn't look too difficult.
But Juan Er has never practiced in such a systematic way, so he still cheered up, "Yeah, I know, I will definitely work hard."
With Juan Er's assurance, Di Ting left with confidence.
"These books are so thick, do you want to learn them all?"
Juan Er casually turned it over, and suddenly a dusty and musty smell came out, causing him to cough two or three times.
"No, you have to learn."
Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows proudly, "These are very basic practical exercises that are often used. So you have to practice quickly, you know? Otherwise, Teacher Jiang will give you a disqualification."
Juan Er: "..."
"There are some very simple operations in front of it, so there is no need to find a venue for you."
Jiang Yun sat on the sofa and raised his legs leisurely, "Sit down, I'll give you 15 minutes to watch the first section."
"what?"
Juan Er was dumbfounded, "Do you want to practice now?"
"if not?"
Jiang Yun raised his eyelids, "Wait until Chi You hits the door and then let you practice?"
"..."
Curling his ears and curling his lips, he obediently read the book.
Jiang Yun pinched his watch, and after about 5 minutes, he found that Juan Er started to lose his mind, touching his hands and mouth for a while, looking like a kid with ADHD in kindergarten.
He coughed heavily, and before he could ask a question, Juan Er froze in fright, and said quickly, "I've finished reading."
"So fast?"
Jiang Yun was a little surprised.
In fact, the content of the first section is not too much, and it can be read in 5 minutes, but it still takes a while to understand the content.
He still didn't believe it, and looked at Juan Er suspiciously, "The first lesson is to teach the spiritual power to circle around the spiritual veins, feel the rotation and use of spiritual power..."
"I tried it when I saw it just now."
Juan Er's expression was very sincere, "Uncle Jiang, if you want to see it, I can still let my spiritual power circulate in your spiritual vein."
"..."
Jiang Yun silently turned over a section of the book, "Then you should read the next section first, the primary use and control of spiritual power..."
"Uncle Jiang, I just took a look at this when I was watching the first section."
Juan Er pointed to the cup next to him, lifted his fingertips slightly, and two streams of water of different thickness sprayed out from the cup.
"Uncle Jiang, what else?" Juan Er thought for a while, then changed his phrase, "Is there a slightly more difficult course?"
Jiang Yun: "..."
The author has something to say: Uncle Jiang: ... I have nothing to say!
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