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"Is it because I'm lying on the bed, so my legs can't be soft even if I want to?"

Jiang Yun: "..."

The small desk lamp lowered its head and glowed silently, not daring to interrupt.The soft light reflected on the curly-eared face, making the contours of the facial features softer, just like a peeled apple.If you look closely, you can only see the delicate skin, not even a single coarse pore.

"you……"

Jiang Yun took a deep breath, feeling his temples twitching, "Where did you learn these messy things? Who taught you? He Jun or Gu Ban?"

"Does this kind of thing need to be taught?"

Juan Er scratched his neck, then stretched his waist, "Can I walk without a teacher?"

As soon as he lifted his body, he revealed the white paper corner hidden under the pillow.

Jiang Yun saw it with sharp eyes, and relying on his tall and long hands, he bent over and gently hooked it, and pulled the book out from under the curling ears.

Juan Er originally thought that he was pressing over to kiss him again, so he quickly closed his eyes.He waited for a long time without any movement, but his pillow suddenly moved, which lifted his head up.

He immediately realized something, and quickly reached out to grab it.But when Jiang Yun saw his reaction, he felt something was wrong. How could he return the little book?

His hands were twirling in the air, his ears were rounded, his eyes were rounded, and he was also scrambling to grab the notebook, just like a little tortoise whose shell has been turned over and can only keep thumping.

Jiang Yun had played enough, put the notebook back, and turned around quickly at the same time, his tall body immediately blocked Juan Er who was about to pounce on him.

This is a book with a cover and an inner core. The cover is simple and concise, the background color is light pink and white, and the title of the book is written on it: "The Strongest Strategy".

"???"

Jiang Yun avoided Juan Er, flipped through and turned to one of the pages, and saw that it was written in black and white:

Shao Jie opened Xiao Lang's legs, lowered his head and kissed his mouth, and at the same time rushed in——

Xiao Lang couldn't bear his collision, and let out a coquettish cry: "Ah! '

break apart.

Rampage headed in.

what.

what.

what.

"..."

Jiang Yun's face turned green, and he almost didn't know how to write it.

He slammed the book into his arms, turned around and protected his chest to prevent Juan Er from attacking him, and began to knock on the table seriously, "Where did you get this?"

"You can't control it!"

Juan Er was so anxious that he jumped on him and wanted to grab the book.

Jiang Yun skillfully opened his palm and grasped his two hands, and slapped the remaining one on the table violently, the sound was earth-shattering.

This time, Juan Er finally became honest and stopped making trouble. He sat down on the bed with a snap, and looked up at the parents pitifully.

"Say!"

Jiang Yun silently withdrew his numb hand, frowning so much that he wanted to pierce the ceiling, "Who got this for you? Is it He Jun? Or Xiang Shuai?"

"No."

Curling his ears and curling his lips, "I got it in a lottery."

"A lottery? Can I get this thing in a lottery?"

Jiang Yun was dubious, and he continued to ask with an attitude of fighting pornography and illegal activities, "Show me."

Juan Er had no choice but to open Weibo. He skillfully logged into a small account, and then clicked on the message bar. Sure enough, there was a message saying that he had won the lottery.

Jiang Yun clicked on the original Weibo and looked carefully, only to find out that the lucky draw person on Weibo was a fan of the two of them, and he looked familiar.

This blogger recently came up with a fanbook for the two of them. In order to spread the news and increase popularity, she posted a lottery on Weibo, drawing two people, one for the fanbook, and the other for her previously published novels .

Ever since she was urged by the fifth girl to post on Weibo, Juan'er happened to be in close relationship with the fifth girl.He found that the fifth girl likes to repost the lottery very much, and the Weibo reposts are all very beautiful pictures, or small acrylic signs.

He also became interested, so he opened a special account, followed Miss Wu secretly, and then followed Miss Wu to draw a lottery. Unexpectedly, he won it in one draw.

"..."

After Jiang Yun heard it, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, "Why are you randomly drawing prizes? These are all things played by people in other circles, and you don't understand—"

Juan Er interrupted him very dissatisfied, "Why don't I understand, it's not written in English, I can still understand it."

In fact, it was because the fifth girl said that she liked reading novels and recommended a male novel for him to read, which made Juan Er a little bit interested.

However, he doesn't like to look at his mobile phone and computer for a long time. He happened to get a novel in the lottery, so he read a little every night, and found it quite interesting.

"I haven't offended anyone by reading novels, and am I breaking the law?"

His face was full of grievances, "And I haven't finished reading it yet, so hurry up and pay me back."

Brother, this is not a novel, this is a pornographic book!

It's the little yellow book that was severely beaten by Guo Jia!

Jiang Yun turned his back and glanced at the bookmarks in the book furtively, and then roughly read the content of the corresponding pages: It turned out that this was a story about comrades in ancient times, and one of the protagonists was very chic and romantic, and liked to spend time and drink.One day, he inadvertently broke into a newly opened small mansion, and met the hero B who made him fall in love at first sight.

The two fell in love with mung bean, and when they met, they had a lingering kiss.

Before the kiss is over, the page is about to turn.

Jiang Yun heaved a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay, Juan Er didn't see much, and he just got stuck at the place where he was about to be banned.

He put the book back into his pocket again, and said with a serious face, "I can't return this book to you for the time being."

Juan Er was stunned, "Why?"

"Because I read a chapter just now and thought it was very interesting."

Jiang Yun patted his chest and made a dull slap, "Lend me to see it first."

"Why are you like this? I haven't even finished reading it myself!"

Juan Er began to pat the bed with dissatisfaction, and after the pat, he started rolling, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Return the book to me if you want to steal the child’s book.”

"I'm not a human being, and of course I'm not a man."

Jiang Yun had no psychological burden, "Stop howling, you are not a child, don't pretend to be tender. Isn't there a little prince there? Look at that first."

"I do not--"

Juan'er rolled again, making him dizzy, and when he raised his head again, Jiang Yun had already run away with his comic book.

Juan Er: "..."

·

Jiang Yun took a comfortable bath and ordered a pot of instant noodles for two.

When the noodles came out of the pot, he even knocked on the door of Juan'er's room, and the little preserved egg who had the novel snatched away was angry and didn't respond.

So Jiang Yun swallowed the whole pot of noodles without any shame.

After eating and drinking, he lay on the bed and read the little yellow book for a while.

This novel is not long, only [-] to [-] words, and can be read in an hour or two.The key point is that, except for the first few sheets of paper about two male protagonists kissing, the rest is completely into the sex scene.

Two people do it in bed at night and at the table during the day.Stairs, small kitchens, small gardens, when you have a fever, when you cry, and when you are doing business...

Anyway, it can be in heat anytime, anywhere!

Jiang Yun's face turned red and green for a while, and when he turned to the last few pages, he saw the end of the full text written on the left piece of paper, and Fanwai·Careful Reading on the right piece of paper, with a small line below it, pasted Carefully wrote the reading tips:

NP early warning, QJ early warning, including the physical part of multiple people in the examination room.

"..."

Jiang Yun was so frightened that he didn't dare to turn over and take a look, for fear of seeing the words 'ah', 'powerful', and 'intrusion' all over the screen.

No, curl ears are still young, even if sex/education is required, it should be done slowly.How could he be attacked by such a violent storm and even the little yellow text with unrighteous views as soon as he came up?

After he thought about it, a small flame shot out from the palm of his hand and burned the little Huang Wen.

Ok.

Now you can sleep in peace.

……

After a whole day of tiring work, Miss Wu lay on the bed in large characters, holding a bag of potato chips and fried chicken in her left hand, and opened a novel by Jinjiang in her right hand, reading with gusto.

After watching it for a while, a brand new WeChat message popped up in the system.

Juan Er: Miss Wu, are you there?

The fifth girl cheered up, quickly wiped her oily fingers, even sat up, and solemnly replied "Yes." '

Juan Er: Sorry to bother you, I have something to ask you.

Fifth Girl: Hmm, you ask.

Juan Er: [Picture] is this novel, do you know where to read it?

Juan Er: Hmm...a friend of mine wanted to see it, but he couldn't find it no matter how hard he searched [points to finger]

Miss Wu clicked on the picture of her ears and hair. It turned out to be a blogger of a stewed meat blogger she particularly liked. The meat was full of fragrance, and various poses, places, and even various people challenged the psychological limit of the human body.

"Okay duck [ok] I'll look for it for you, just wait for me."

Because pornography is strictly prohibited on all major websites, this blogger usually puts his articles on Weibo, and then organizes them into txt to share with everyone.

Miss Wu was just about to browse the blogger's Weibo when she suddenly received a WeChat message, prompting someone to apply to add her as a friend.

She looked at the WeChat name, v587...

Kind of familiar, but so corny.

The fifth girl saw that v587's profile picture was curled ears, and thought that it might be a fellow friend she found on Weibo, so she added it anyway.

Fifth girl: Hello, may I ask who you are?

After half a minute, v587 didn't reply, she cut to Weibo boredly, and started to search for resources again. It happened that the blogger reposted Mr. Jiang's long sand sculpture Weibo, so she clicked in and read it again, laughing while watching. , Looking at it, she couldn't laugh anymore.

Jiang Yun's avatar in the long Weibo is Juan Er, and his WeChat name is also v587.

Fifth girl: "..."

At this moment, v587 finally condescended to reply to the message.

v587: I am Jiang Yun.

v587: [Figure][Figure][Figure]

v587: You reposted this Weibo, right?

The fifth girl tremblingly entered the first picture posted by Jiang Yun. It showed the lottery Weibo reposted by the fifth girl. One of the prizes was the blogger she was looking for. The second picture was the cover of the strongest strategy.

The third one is a screenshot of the winning prize reposted by Juan Er Trumpet.

"???"

The fifth girl, the second monk Zhang Er, couldn't figure it out, and replied cautiously, "Yes."

v587: This is the trumpet with curled ears. He won a little yellow book.

v587: I have read the content, it is very vulgar, not suitable for children, and the three views are confusing.

Jiang Yun used four words in a row to describe this "The Strongest Strategy", which made the fifth girl's heart tremble, wishing to kneel down and shout my emperor, I know I was wrong.

However, v587 is not finished yet, "Ju Er followed your Weibo and forwarded it. Although Weibo is your private space, I still hope that you can manage your own Weibo content."

Miss Wu's head was about to get into the ass, like a primary school student, she wrote a letter of guarantee to Jiang Yun in desperation.

Miss Wu: Okay, I'm sorry Mr. Jiang, I will definitely change it so that this kind of problem won't happen again.

After replying to Jiang Yun, the fifth girl reopened the chat box with Juan Er, and wrote a sentence that was not only guilty, but also very sad, "I'm sorry... I didn't find it, maybe this has been greatly deleted, and now the Internet is all pirated .”

Juan Er was also very disappointed, but he still gave understanding: "It's okay, it's okay, we should support the genuine ones! [clench fist]"

The fifth girl was in tears.

Aw, Juan Er is really a considerate little padded jacket!

Juan Er: Then I will sleep first zzz

Before the fifth girl had time to roll back her ears, a lot of reminders popped up from Mr. Jiang.

v587: Well, it’s good to know you’re wrong.

v587: Try not to pass other people's.

The fifth girl replied to him in a groaning voice: "Yes, yes, I don't know how to read the little pornographic books, and I want to play a leading role for Juan Er [Come on]

v587: …………

v587: someone else's.

Fifth girl: "??"

Seeing that she didn't understand what she meant, v587 continued to post: someone else's.

Fifth Miss looked at these three words for a long time, and finally understood, "..."

Jiang Yun doesn't let her send other people's pornographic novels to Juan Er, but she can!

God!Strength spoils his wife (strike out) spoils his fans!

"!!"

The fifth girl immediately felt as if she had been beaten with five catties of chicken blood, "Okay! Got it! [ok]"

v587: thumbs up.jpg

……

Juan Er couldn't find the original copy of "The Strongest Strategy", and was very disappointed. The little prince didn't want to read it either, and planned to turn off the lights and go to sleep.

He turned off the headlights in the room, only a small night light was burning softly in the corner of the room.

At this moment, the fifth girl sent a new message.

Fifth girl:! !Did Juan fall asleep?

Fifth girl: Although I haven't found the resources for the strongest strategies, I still have other good-looking novels. Would you like to read them?

Juan Er's eyes lit up, and he immediately replied: Good duck! [Rubbing hands.jpg]

Not long after, the fifth girl sent him a lot of briefcases and showed him a heart.

Sang Yu's Juan Er, who was lost in the east and received in the east, was holding the phone contentedly, planning to read a book before going to sleep.

...Then, he was brainwashed for a whole night by the "Jiang Yun's thick/strong", "curly ears and delicate hands and feet" and "ah" described in the book.

can not sleep.

·

When Jiang Yun woke up in the morning, he felt refreshed. He hummed to the mirror while brushing his teeth, and planned to send a message to Di Ting later, telling him to arrive soon.

At this moment, Juan Er dragged into the bathroom with slippers on, and began to squeeze toothpaste listlessly.

"Why are the dark circles under your eyes so heavy?"

Jiang Yun touched his face carefully, "Didn't sleep well?"

"..."

Juan Er sighed, "I read a ghost story last night."

"What are you doing reading ghost stories by yourself?"

Jiang Yun spat out the foam from his mouth, then gurgled and rinsed his mouth, "Call me next time, I'll watch it with you, so you won't be afraid."

"..."

Then it's not a ghost story, it's a romance movie.

"Tingting is coming over today."

Jiang Yun wet the towel and wiped his face slightly, "Why don't you catch up on sleep first, and I'll call you when he comes over?"

"Hmm? What are you doing here today?"

"There is still some spiritual power in the Dragon Ball. I want to see if it can be used on you. If it can stimulate your potential, that would be the best. Truth Ting once compared with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Buddha nature and spiritual energy. I'm being pure, maybe it would be more effective to call him over."

"Really?"

Juan Er's eyes lit up, he had been frustrated because of his powerlessness, if this Dragon Ball can stimulate his potential, even if only a little bit, then that's fine!

"I won't sleep! When will he come over?"

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, he will come after breakfast."

Jiang Yun knows that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, "We are just trying, don't hold out too much hope."

"But if it succeeds..."

"Just in case, it's one in ten thousand."

Jiang Yun patted him on the shoulder, "Let's not get excited too early, the probability of this is very slim. On the contrary, I think that there may be some way for you to recover from Bai Yu. It's more important to find him first."

As soon as Master was mentioned, Juan Er really felt as if he had been splashed with cold water, "I haven't dreamed of him for a long time, and I haven't remembered the last dream."

"If you can't remember it, you can't remember it."

Jiang Yun didn't care too much, "Maybe it has nothing to do with Bai Yu, it's just a normal dream."

"Did you hear anything over there?"

"No."

Jiang Yun shook his head, "There has been no news about your master. As for Chi You, they have become wary of Di Ting and have added protection against spells, so they can't hear anything."

Juan Er couldn't help but hang his head, very frustrated, "This is really too bad..."

"What's the matter?"

Jiang Yun put the ear-rolled towel through the water, squeezed it until it was half dry, and then gently wiped his face, "Now that Qiongqi joins hands with us, it will be a matter of time before Jing Lianhuan is killed. Qiongqi is wary and loses his right and left arm...I see how arrogant he is."

Juan Er raised his face, which was covered with tiny wet drops of water, "How can it be so easy?"

"Don't even look at who your boyfriend is?"

Jiang Yun patted his head, with a half-smile on his mouth, "It's that easy."

·

After breakfast, Di Ting rushed over to help.

He held the dragon ball and looked at it for a long time, frowning in embarrassment, "This is not a good-looking dragon ball, and the aura is not enough, I don't know..."

Jiang Yun waved his hand, "It's okay, you try it first, and then talk about it if it doesn't work."

"it is good."

Di Ting spread out his palm, and a silver-white light gradually appeared in the palm of his hand. This ball of light gradually lifted the dragon ball, suspended it in mid-air, and even started to rotate on its own.

Although this dragon bead is very old, as Di Ting slowly moved it, the bead gradually turned translucent, and the bright yellow golden light became more and more full and dazzling.

Through the transparent surface of unknown material, one can easily see a silver-white aura inside the dragon ball, shaped like a dragon. It has been sitting in the dragon ball before, and it was only now that it was awakened by the listening.

Listening to the truth urged this little dragon-like aura to slowly swim out of the dragon ball and meander forward.

It is extremely docile, and perhaps a little psychic.Without listening to the instructions, it slowly swam up between Juan Er's fingers, along the direction of his blood and bones all the way up. Wherever it passed, a pale yellow intermittent vein slowly emerged.

Di Ting frowned subconsciously, he paused for a while, and then said in Juan Er's puzzled eyes, "This is the vein of spiritual power in your body."

The little dragon swam over Juan Er's shoulder, and flew around his chest again, before he reached the chest, he turned back suddenly and swayed back into the body of Long Zhu.

With the departure of Xiaolong, the light that was still shining with a streak of light on the ears just now gradually dimmed.

The originally clear Dragon Ball seemed to be dripping with white ink, and the bead, which was clear and transparent just now, turned turbid again in an instant, and the golden light also faded, and finally fell into Di Ting's hand with a clatter.

"What does it mean?"

Juan Er was still wondering about the disappearance of the vein just now. When he looked up and saw the serious expressions on their faces, he felt a little more uneasy, "What's wrong? Can't it be recovered?"

Di Ting didn't answer Juan Er's question, but gave Jiang Yun a faint look.

"... Don't look at me, I helped him fix it."

When Jiang Yun mentioned this, he felt depressed, "I found something wrong with the aura in his body a long time ago. At that time, the situation was more serious than now. If he absorbs a little more aura, the shell will be scrapped. I abolished the boss's Only then did Jin mend his meridians, why is it like this again?"

"Is there such a thing?"

Di Ting was dubious, he held Juan Er's hand, turned the Lingzhu with one hand, and sent a little spiritual power into it tentatively with the other hand.

When the veins of spiritual power emerge again, you can see that the disconnected place has been reconnected.But as soon as Di Ting let go of his hand, it didn't take long for that vein to be disconnected again.

"Huh? How could this be?"

Juan Er himself was surprised, "Is it because my cultivation level is too low?"

"No."

Di Ting shook his head, "No matter how low a monster's cultivation base is, there is still a complete vein in his body. If the vein is broken, then to a monster, it is no different from a cripple."

The useless man rolled his ears: "..."

"What are you talking about."

Jiang Yun slapped Di Ting's hand away in dissatisfaction, and forced his hand into Juan'er's palm, "Don't scare him, what a useless person, isn't he still fine? He can also become a deer and become a different person." Pixiu, what an airy one."

Listen to: "..."

Juan Er suddenly thought of something, "Uncle Jiang, didn't you say that last time it was worse than now? Is that because you repaired it for me? If so, you can help me repair it a few more times. Can it be connected?"

The author has something to say: =3=Jiu Mi everyone.