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【DM】Subject: Confession Balloon!Come to Tao!

Floor 1: I am dead, please finish this floor, sisters, thank you.

Floor 2: The front row checks in to protect the building, I cried, I really cried, this damn beautiful love.

Floor 3: Did you catch up with this live broadcast?Mr. Jiang is so upbeat, he actually confessed his love directly.

4th floor: Chasing after chasing, yesterday's hot search hung up all night, woke up in the morning and found that it was still hanging up, I felt something big happened.

5th floor: As witty as I have already recorded and broadcast the whole process, I have to say that Mrs. Jiang's legs softened as soon as he opened his mouth, and he almost wanted to grab the man with Juanjuan (x)

Floor 6: Ma Ma, I got it for real! (Crying like a whirling storm) I will show you the shy little face of Juan when President Jiang sings to Juan【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】

7th Floor: My face is really red. I guess I didn't expect Mr. Jiang to confess his love in front of the people of the whole country.

Floor 8: ...? ?Isn't Confession Balloon a song by Sister Zhou?Doesn't he have a good relationship with his wife Kun Ling?Why mark DM?

Floor 9: The upstairs is in the wrong area, watch me braise rabbits!

……

Floor 15: The main building in the front row!After Mr. Jiang finished singing, Juanjuan turned off the live broadcast. The reaction was really cute.

Floor 17: Yes, I don’t know if the sisters have noticed, but Juanjuan started recording from the very beginning, and he stole Mr. Jiang’s mobile phone to record it.Later, when Mr. Jiang sang the confession balloon, he was dumbfounded, but it took about three or four minutes to finish singing the confession balloon, right?Juanjuan never interrupted his singing, and he quietly turned off the recording after Mr. Jiang finished singing.

21st floor: Taylor Swift on the 17th floor, did you use a magnifying glass to watch the live broadcast room?I admire you.But Juanjuan is really soft, took a small bench to watch Mr. Jiang sing the famous confession love song with him, his neck turned red, but he still didn't turn his face.

Floor 25: Jiang Yun and Juan Er are real!I am Jiang Yun's career fan and former only fan. I was originally a fan of the boss's appearance, but I didn't expect these few days... I won't talk about it.Anyway, the way my boss looks at Curl's ears, I know something is tricky at a glance...

I just don't know what Juan Er always thinks about Jiang. I feel that the two of them don't seem to be in a relationship, but like they are in an ambiguous period.

Floor 32: Coincidentally, I also think it is an ambiguous period, and Mr. Jiang may not have chased him yet...

Floor 42: Pai, Juan Er is not the kind of person who procrastinates and hides his love affair. If he and Jiang Yun are really together, then Mr. Jiang's Weibo will definitely go crazy, and he will interact with him with Juan Er.

Floor 53: Forcibly dragging my wife to interact with each other to show affection hahaha, it's too real in the world.

Floor 59: This Gu king generally doesn’t do it. Doing it once will reduce my lifespan by 1 minute, but today I am willing to reduce my lifespan by 10 minutes. Juan Er Jiang Yun immediately doi!

Floor 67: Trash Jiang Yun!Zhong Jiemei orders you to catch Juan Er immediately and fight for [-] rounds!

"...??"

Juan Er stared at the big eyes of the tablet in front of him, not knowing what to say, "What, what is this? Why can't I understand what they are saying?"

"This is an entertainment section in Fighting Cats. It seems to be just for flirting. Anyway, there are a lot of rotten women in it, which is very scary."

Xiang Shuai coughed, "I originally wanted to go to the game area to have a look, and then the girls in my barrage suggested that I go to XQ to have a look first... I just found out that your and Jiang Yun's post has been HOT gone."

In fact, the popularity has dropped a little bit now. When the two of them just finished the live broadcast, the homepage of XQ was full of cp posts of the two of them, and there were fans who changed their ways. Rilu, passers-by in Ride meowed and scolded the host Rilu Immoral, I secretly went to find Jiang Sijuan's special building.

Juan'er followed the daily broadcast building to find Jiang Sijuan's special building. The special building has opened a series of building No. [-]. There are many people who check in and get the number. Some people even write daily jokes, although it is not very suitable. Character design, for example, why did he write so cutely...

But ignoring this point, is it really sweet?

After Juan Er consciously PS Jiang Yun and his own name, he read several articles and read them with gusto.

Xiang Shuai uttered a few words on the WeChat phone before he realized it. He quickly shook his head, puffed up his cheeks, and replied in the reply box of the post, "Although it's very sweet! But real people are not like this!"

After he finished typing, he refreshed again, and there were several more replies.

[Hahaha, where did this come from, little sister from the outer circle, eat my ginger roll Amway. 】

[Although it is airborne, it is quite cute?Look at your cuteness, stop scolding]

[There is no way, original fandom is based on original secondary creation, we are not Jiang Yun and Juaner, of course we can only write jokes according to the image in our mind... the situation of fandom OOC is very common. 】

Juan Er: "..."

That night, Juan Er posted screenshots of all the jokes in this special building on Weibo, with a serious tone and words.

Juaner V: I declare that I am not like this, and neither is my relationship with Jiang Yun. Please don’t speculate on your own. 【picture】

Ten minutes later, Juan Er, who was puffy, glanced at the comment area.

[Hey, does Juan also visit XQ?Suddenly there is a feeling that my true face has been revealed...]

[Okay, okay, you and Jiang Yun are not like this, so what is that?want to know. 】

[Idols please stay away from the lives of fans!Thank you for your cooperation [refill]]

[...So, the airborne sweetheart who accidentally broke into the special building today, Jujum, is that you? 】

This fan commented with a picture, he clicked on it and found that it was the one he had posted.

Juan Er: "..."

There were hundreds of replies to this comment, and it was particularly eye-catching among the hot comments. When he clicked in, it was full of 'Hui Zhi Lan Xin, sister', 'Hahahaha Juan Juan said that his cp is very sweet! 'This kind of comment.

"……Hey."

There is a group of CP fans who can make troubles, and his heart is very tired.

At night, Jiang Yun came to knock on the door before going to bed, and Juan Er subconsciously wanted to open the door, but stopped when his hand touched the doorknob.

He hesitated for a moment, then asked, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay, I'm just ordering noodles, I'm a little hungry."

Jiang Yun was separated by a door, his voice was a little fuzzy, but his voice was still as provocative as when he sang in the afternoon, "Do you want to eat something?"

Juan Er shook his head with backbone, "Don't eat."

Never give the enemy a chance to throw sugar-coated shells!

"understood."

Half an hour later, Jiang Yun took out a small handful of noodles, put them in a bowl with sauce, mixed them, and finally added the noodle soup, and it was done.

He turned around with the bowl in hand, and saw a shadow on the glass door of the kitchen.

Juan Er pawing at the door frame, he came smelling the fragrance, and originally wanted to pick up a leak, but he didn't expect that Jiang Yun only ordered one person this time, so greedy that he was drooling.

Because of Jiang Yun singing that song, after the live broadcast ended, Juan Er kicked him out of the guest room with a sullen head, and cleaned it by himself.

After the room was cleaned, he didn't go out to eat. Potato chips and Coke filled his stomach.

——There is no way, it would be so embarrassing to go out and meet Jiang Yun now.

... Unexpectedly, something more embarrassing happened.

"hungry?"

Jiang Yun was not surprised at all, he handed over the bowl in his hand, "Eat it."

Juan Er wanted to answer but didn't dare to answer, hesitantly asked, "Then what do you eat?"

"It seems that the noodles are finished..."

Jiang Yun rummaged through the refrigerator and said, "There is still a pack of instant noodles and some frozen beef. I'll make some noodles later. You go eat first."

"Oh……"

Juan Er held the bowl in both hands, and the dense water mist swirled up, blurring his face.

Jiang Yun turned around to wash the dishes, and suddenly heard a soft thank you behind him, "Uncle Jiang, thank you."

Before the corners of his mouth curled up, Juan Er added, "You're a good man."

"..."

Jiang Yun's hand washing the pot shook, and he almost lost the steel wool ball. He was in a complicated mood, "I don't need to say the following sentence."

·

When Jiang Yun brought the cooked instant noodles, Juan Er had just finished eating the bowl of dried noodles.

He originally planned to say goodnight to Jiang Yun, and then slip away, but unexpectedly, the instant noodles served by Uncle Jiang were even more fragrant!

His stomach couldn't help but growl again.

Jiang Yun didn't look at him, and took a pair of chopsticks out of the chopstick box, and then blew two breaths on the edge of the bowl.

When he blew like this, the instant noodles became even more fragrant.

Juan Er looked at the heavy bowl in front of him. It was covered with two eggs and covered with a layer of beef. It was so fragrant that it seemed to kill people.

He coughed and asked cheekily, "Brother, what did you add to your noodles?"

"Added eggs, beef, cut two ham sausages, oh, I seem to have blanched some shiitake mushrooms, and several pieces of tenderloin."

"..."

Juan Er recalled the noodles in clear soup in his bowl. There were only large slices of chopped green onion that people loved and hated, and there was no minced meat at all.

This must be phishing law enforcement.

No, no, I can't take the bait.

"Want to eat?"

Seeing his watery eyes, Jiang Yun kept staring at his own bowl and couldn't stop swallowing. It was delicious but he didn't dare to move towards him, which made people want to laugh and get angry at the same time.

He slowly opened the two eggs, revealing a large piece of neatly stacked beef underneath, "I put a lot of vegetables and ordered two packs of instant noodles. If you are still hungry, you can eat with me."

"Really? Brother, you are such a nice person."

Juan Er was moved to tears, moved the stool to the side of Jiang Yun, and couldn't wait to hold the small bowl, "I only eat a little, really. I just try something new, I can't eat a lot!"

Already hungry, no one can resist the smell of instant noodles late at night.

"However, it's not without conditions."

Jiang Yun supported his chin with one hand, and held a piece of beef with the other, dangling it in front of Juan Er.

He smiled lightly, and under Juan Er's puzzled, vigilant and greedy eyes, he finally completed the rest of the sentence, "Kiss me, this bowl is all yours."

Juan Er: "..."

transfixed.

Sure enough... Sure enough!

He thought sadly, all of this is a routine!

First, he tricked himself into staying here, and then deliberately messed up the guest room, so that he could only sleep in the same room as Jiang Yun.

Just now, I deliberately only made a bowl of vermicelli in clear soup with a small amount, and then cooked a super luxurious instant noodle set...

All of this is for the present moment!

"If you don't kiss, forget it."

Jiang Yun said, without waiting for him to refuse, he directly stuffed the slice of beef that was about to cool down into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.

Juan Er: "Ah, no—!"

His Erkang hand stayed in the air, and the chopsticks fell off with a snap, making a crisp sound as they landed on the ground, which sounded a bit like a broken heart.

Jiang Yun picked up a piece of beef again, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, looking like a veteran teasing an innocent kitten, "I'll give you another chance, do you really want to eat it?"

...Eat as much as you want, whoever is afraid of whom.

Isn't it just a kiss?It means nothing.When it was dawn, he would kiss Xiang Shuai, He Jun, Tai Ying Lu, and Su Wei in front of Jiang Yun.

Everyone kisses once, so kissing still has that meaning?

Juan Er couldn't help giving a thumbs up to his witty self.

He took a deep breath, then gently held Jiang Yun's face with his little paws, his whole body trembling like a little quail, his eyes were tightly closed, he only followed his feeling, and slowly approached Jiang Yun's face moved over...

Three seconds later, his mouth touched something warm and moist, with a strong fragrance.

"!!!"

Can't stick out your tongue?Didn't say it was a tongue kiss in advance!

Juan Er was so frightened that his hair stood on end, he subconsciously clenched his teeth and closed his lips.He opened his eyes little by little, and then saw two slender chopsticks.

Chopsticks?

Ok?

He opened his eyes suddenly, only to realize that the chopsticks holding the beef had touched his lips, which were moist and fragrant.

Jiang Yun was some distance away from Juan Er, and his expression was flat, and he couldn't tell whether it was teasing, joy or disappointment.

Juan Er didn't move, so Jiang Yun poked his lower lip lightly with chopsticks, and said softly like coaxing a child, "Open your mouth and eat meat."

Juan Er still didn't move.

"Don't worry, I haven't bitten this meat, and I haven't spit on it. You don't need to kiss me, this bowl of noodles is yours."

Jiang Yun muttered, "It was originally cooked for you—"

He hadn't finished saying "that", Juan Er suddenly jumped forward, raised his legs, knelt on Jiang Yun's stool, and lay down on Jiang Yun's body with hands and feet, almost crushing Jiang Yun Turn over.

"careful!"

Jiang Yun didn't know what he was going to do, so he quickly stabilized the stool with two feet on the ground, supported the table frame with one hand, and pushed up the ear with the other hand to prevent him from falling, "You brat, I'm behind you!" And there is no back of the chair, and I will fall it when I turn around, uh-"

Unexpectedly, Juan Er stumbled up again, but this time he didn't hold his face, and directly licked his face and lips.

He was still a little worried about hitting his front teeth, but the situation was much better than he thought - although Juan Er didn't have the skills, he was lucky anyway.

Two pairs of warm lips came together, mixed with the aroma of vermicelli in clear soup and spicy instant noodle soup.

The beef had already fallen on the trousers during the collision, and it was smeared with a large amount of oil stains and traces of soup.

However, no one cares about this issue at the moment.

Jiang Yun was only dull for three seconds. He lowered his eyelids a little, and saw Juan Er with his eyes slightly closed, and he was raising his head shyly to kiss him—this bad boy still remembered what he once said, when kissing, you need to close your eyes of.

In an instant, Jiang Yun felt that the blood all over his body was rushing to his head, and the blood vessels flowed backwards, ironing his cold hands and feet to warm them up.

The panting during kissing and exhaling sounded more beautiful to his ears than C minor.

He gently put his arms around Juan Er's waist, trying to move him to the sofa for a good kiss, but Juan Er didn't cooperate at all. He even took Jiang Yun's movement as a signal to leave the scene, and slapped Jiang Yun's face With his hands, his movements were fierce, as if he was teaching children not to make trouble.

Jiang Yun: "..."

He'd die laughing at the poodle lick kiss.

Juan Er felt the laughter muffled in his chest, and slowly let go of his hands, while straightening his upper body.

His eyes were red, like a rabbit about to cry, "Why are you laughing?"

"No matter how much we kiss, the two of us will fall to the ground."

Jiang Yun held his face teasingly, and at the same time exerted a little force with his hands, intending to hug him with one hand, "Let's change places, go to the sofa..."

"boom!"

Juan Er suddenly seemed to wake up, and pushed Jiang Yun away forcefully.

Jiang Yun was caught off guard, and the chair finally fell down with a bang——

He fell to the ground, and little stars appeared in front of his eyes.

Juan Er was unaware of the tragedy he had caused, like an antelope being hunted, he jumped back into the room in fright, and slammed the door shut.

Jiang Yun: "...??"

What's going on?Don't recognize people after kissing?

Juan Er ran back to his room, couldn't help covering his beating heart.

so bad!Bad curls!

You obviously don't like them, why do you keep leaning on them?Why do you always accept others' kindness to you?

Juan Er couldn't help but cover his face, his cheeks were hot as if being burned by fire, and the wet tears wet the crevices of his fingers silently.

You, you still take advantage of people's danger, and steal relatives...

There is no god beast worse than me in the whole world.

Curly thought in frustration.

·

"……what?"

The biscuit fell from Xiang Shuai's mouth. He felt that the world was a bit magical, "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly?"

Juan Er curled up listlessly on the sofa of Xiang Shuai's house, he took off his shoes, and hid his white and tender feet under his legs.

His voice was softer than a mosquito, and his face was buried lower and lower, "I said, I took advantage of others' danger yesterday to forcefully kiss Jiang Yun..."

"You look up, let's talk about it. You're almost burying your head in your crotch."

Xiang Shuai wiped the biscuit crumbs from his mouth, with a shocked expression on his face, "You kissed Jiang Yun forcibly? You took advantage of others? No, is it because I don't have enough common sense? Isn't this a mutual love?"

"??"

Juan Er shook his head, and said dejectedly, "Of course not. I don't like him, and I kissed him. I'm really ashamed."

"Huh? He didn't force you to kiss him, but you still kissed him. You think you are taking advantage of others..."

Xiang Shuai looked at Juan Er sympathetically.

Where did this silly boy come from?Did Jiang Yun save the Milky Way in his previous life?How can you find such a cute and silly little thing!

"I don't even have the face to see Jiang Yun."

Juan Er was really about to cry, tears were rolling in his eyes, "I'm really bad, no... I'm going to apologize to him later, and explain to him that I don't really like him, and I will be with him in the future keep distance."

Seeing that he was about to leave, Xiang Shuai quickly pulled him back, "Don't, don't, don't be impulsive!"

Director Jiang is probably still beautiful. If you said these things in the past, then we will not be able to live in peace.

"First of all, we need to know that this is a transaction together."

Xiang Shuai sat upright, his mind running fast, thinking of a suitable reason that could wrap his ears around him, "The initiator of the transaction is Jiang Yun. The condition of the transaction is that you kiss him, right?"

Curly nodded.

"Although you didn't verbally agree to kiss him, you have already responded in action, which means that the offer between you is established at this time."

Xiang Shuai couldn't help giving himself a thumbs up, and started to make up nonsense, "Later he said that you can eat noodles without you kissing him. This is actually a proposal to withdraw the offer, but he didn't notify you in advance. So legally, the offer still stands.”

"That is to say, it is reasonable and correct for you to kiss him. If you don't kiss him, it will be a breach of contract."

"???"

Juan Er was confused, "Shuai Shuai, what you said seems to make sense, but I still don't understand..."

"You don't need to understand those."

Xiang Shuai clasped his hand with a serious face, "Yesterday was a deal, you know? You are the buyer, and you paid a...cough, kiss, this has no other meaning, it is equivalent to going to the supermarket To buy something, you swipe your card first."

"So, don't have any psychological burden. Go back and ask Jiang Yun to make a new bowl of noodles for you!"

·

Jiang Yun was sitting at the dining table reading the newspaper, and read the same line for 5 minutes.

... can't see it at all.

Juan Er ran out early in the morning, and Jiang Yun secretly speculated that he might have gone to chat with Xiang Shuai.

Ah, I really want to know what Juan Er is thinking.

"Click."

There was a soft knock on the door, and Juan Er walked in from outside the door.

Jiang Yun immediately turned his head to look over.

"Uncle Jiang, please make me a bowl of instant noodles that is exactly the same as yesterday."

Juan Er raised his head and chest up, confident and confident, completely different from the trembling little quail yesterday, "In this way, we will not owe each other."

Jiang Yun: "???"

The author has something to say: Jiang Yun: Hello everyone, I will make a dish for you. The name of the dish is braised green peacock.

I told the editor today that I wanted to change the author’s name, but I was rejected... The editor said that I already have some readers, and changing my pen name is not conducive to accumulating popularity_(:зゝ∠)_

I can't help but ask everyone, do you really remember my author's name?In other words, if you scan my name on the list in the future, you will have an impression (cover your face)