death like wind

On the main street of Guli Town, passers-by gathered around the county government office to point and point, and when there was a startle, the crying crowd immediately booed.

"Who is the defendant's name, and what is the accusation?" The county magistrate had a big belly in August, and the two mustaches at the corners of his mouth trembled when he spoke. Awe-inspiring look.

"The villain is the leader of the Jiangnan Opera Troupe, named Du Sheng. A member of the team suddenly died suddenly. It is really unfair to be falsely accused of being a villain!" A thin and small man fell on the ground, obsequiously Look, look closely at the demeanor, but it looks like a mouse-eye.

The old woman in the hall sobbed and accused: "Everyone in the hometown knows what you mean for my son! My poor son, you must have killed me!"

The county magistrate pinched the orchid finger and tugged at the bearded beard, squinted his eyes and thought carefully, then turned to the master standing beside him respectfully: "Master, what do you think?"

The master bowed his head and whispered in his ear: "Closing it up first, the higher-ups have sent people down, so it's better to leave it to them to deal with it."

The county magistrate smiled admiringly, and casually dropped an execution lottery. Under the shocked gaze of the master, the idiot county magistrate said directly: "Shut up! Ask to be executed at noon after seven days!"

The old woman was too frightened to cry.

The class leader with the evil eyebrows and mouse eyes was so frightened that he shed a runny nose.

The master raised his forehead: "Master, who do you want to kill?"

The county magistrate thought for a while, pointed at the old woman and said, "Let's kill her, it makes people cry so badly."

"mighty......"

So in the old woman's resounding grievance, he withdrew from the hall.

The melon-eating crowd dispersed, and those who were still unsatisfied found a wine shop to sip some wine and continue the discussion.

"The mainstay of Jiangnan has fallen, so who will replace it? I remember that there will be a grand event seven days later. Jiangnan took over a stage play, but if he couldn't hand in the play, the troupe would not be able to pay for it if it was sold."

"Who knows, let's just look at it. Mr. Du's wife has been thinking of getting on top all day long, maybe she just got on."

"That's okay? With her swearing voice, and singing in an opera? Then I can go into battle and become a general."

"Forget about being a butcher, and become a general in the pigsty."

"Hey, don't tell me, Mr. Du's mother-in-law is very jealous, maybe this person..."

"Shh, don't talk nonsense, this dish is good, eat it."

After 10 minutes, they started repeating their lines again:

"Jiangnan's role has fallen, so who will replace it? I remember that there will be a grand event seven days later. Jiangnan took over a stage play, but he couldn't hand in the play, and the troupe couldn't afford to pay for it if it was sold."

......

Across a screen, a handsome young man was sitting lazily at the next table. Flower branches poked in from the window, casting shadows obliquely to cover his half-closed eyes. He threw a peanut into the air and opened his mouth to catch it. The breeze blew by, trembling the flower branch, and some petals fell down. The young man raised his eyes and stretched out his hand to catch the rain of flowers. His eyebrows and eyes were curved with tenderness.

"Why is the NPC of Nightmare with Yellow Characters more staid than Xuan Characters?" The young man blinked his eyes in boredom, his voice was like a yellow warbler singing emerald green, it was really clear and pleasant.

Hu Daren was chewing peanut kernels, and the fat on his cheeks twitched: "The difficulty is not at the same level. This is why most people choose Yellow Nightmare, and they won't worry about missing the plot."

Su Jin wondered: "What about the story of the county government? Will it be repeated every day?"

Hu Daren took a sip of the wine, and sighed with vacant eyes: "No, if you don't believe me, you can come and see it tomorrow."

Su Jin felt that it would be fun to watch the magistrate as a demon every day.

After they fell into a dream, they were guided by a crow that spoke human words, telling them to come to this wine shop to gather. When they came, they found that there were only two foreigners in the wine shop wearing modern clothes.

This is a nightmare world set in ancient times. The owner of the restaurant cheerfully served them small drinks and dishes, and then ran to the counter to calculate the accounts with abacus. In the whole restaurant, only the conversations of the people next door were clues. People are just talking about which family's daughter is beautiful, which family's chicken suddenly lost a chicken, which family is arguing with which family today, and so on.

One thing worth mentioning is that when people in the restaurant were talking about the lack of a chicken, there was a little beggar outside the window grabbing a roast chicken and telling his friend that he stole a chicken last night.

Su Jin wanted to help others and let these two NPCs meet.

After eating the side dishes, Su Jin suggested to go out for a walk, Hu Daren reconsidered, so the two happily forgot about the NPC telling them to wait here, and showed off their stealth skills to make waves on the street.

Taking advantage of the NPC's inattention, Su Jin walked along a bunch of candied haws, and turned to show off the spoils to Hu Daren, but her smile froze on her face.

The flamboyant white-clothed man is walking loosely in the sun, his clothes fluttering, and his body seems to be covered with a layer of silver light, and he can't help but attract attention with just one glance, and the surrounding newcomers are noisy, only that place is quiet and peaceful, like a walking scene Xanadu.

Hu Daren stretched out his hand and waved in front of his eyes: "I'm dumbstruck at everything." He followed Su Jin's line of sight, followed Su Jin's line of sight, and murmured, "This is a fairy..."

"Don't look! That's my wife!" Su Jin covered her little friend's eyes in dissatisfaction, and the smile on her face gradually brightened.

Hu Daren struggled away, snatched the candied haws from his hand and put it in his mouth, muttering: "If you see a pretty one, call it your wife, is it shameful?"

Su Jin glared at him, then turned to the man in white who was getting farther and farther away from him, jumping and waving her hands anxiously shouted: "Wife, wife! Here, here, look at me!"

He pushed aside the crowd and followed the man's trail, seeing that the man in white was about to disappear from his sight, he immediately shouted angrily, "Yan Xilin!"

Yan Xilin turned her side slightly, her white hair scattered like a waterfall, and she turned her head with a smile, tender and tender.

Su Jin's thick baby face was flushed red.

Hu Daren pinched him secretly, and asked, "Who is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"

The shy look of Su Jin's little daughter-in-law: "It's the one... who I am strong on."

Hu Daren opened his throat and sang: "That night, you didn't reject me, and that night, I hurt you~"

"Shut up!" Su Jin gave him a hard look.

Yan Xilin stood in front of her and waited, Su Jin ran over and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, I didn't expect that we would take the same order."

Yan Xilin's eyes sparkled, and she smiled slyly: "Unfortunately, I did it on purpose."

Su Jin smiled brightly and said: "So you also like this list, it seems that we have the same vision."

Yan Xilin looked at Su Jin with strange eyes.

Hu Daren helped the forehead: What should I do, my little friend is single by virtue of his ability.

When I returned to the restaurant again, everyone was already there. No accident, there were exactly eleven people, and there was a nightmare inside.

Everyone sat around a big round table, the owner of the restaurant finally let go of his calculations, and with an unchanging smile on his face, he asked the waiter to bring them a few sets of clothes: "Do as the Romans do, please change into local clothes, and I'll show you some clothes again." Post another mission."

Among all the people present, only Yan Xilin didn't need to change clothes. He stretched out his jade finger to pick out a black and red dress for Su Jin, and said, "You will look good in this."

Everything the god says is right!Without hesitation, Su Jin took the clothes to the guest room to change, but he didn't know how to wear this complicated ancient costume after groping for a long time.

Yan Xilin asked outside: "Do you need me to help you?"

"No!" How can I show my stupid side.

Yan Xilin: "..."

After finally putting on his clothes indiscriminately, when he opened the door, he saw Yan Xilin standing outside the door, looked at his clothes and sneered, untied his belt and tidied his clothes: "I guess you can't."

Su Jin stared at Yan Xilin in a daze, her eyes were full of concentration, as if there was only one thing to do in the world, so she was moved, "You look like an old mother who dresses her children."

Yan Xilin paused, and looked at him coldly: "You can tie your belt yourself."

Su Jin's black question mark face, what's wrong?

After a small episode, he returned to the round table and sat down again.There were six men and five women in their line. Su Jin noticed the little boy sitting opposite him at a glance. If there was no Yan Xilin, Su Jin would think that he was the most beautiful person she had ever met.

The young man was about fifteen or sixteen years old, with bright red eyes and tears rolling in his big eyes, but he didn't seem to be afraid, but rather sullen.There is a bright red birthmark on his forehead, the size of a thumb, like a gorgeous plum blossom, which looks extremely seductive, if it is not for the tears in his eyes, he would have a cold demeanor that is a bit repulsive.

Just after the previous self-introduction, it was the teenager's turn. He stood up arrogantly, raised his head, said his name, and then sat down lazily.

His name is Qiao Wuchai.

Probably because the first impression of this nightmare world was not scary, so everyone relaxed and looked for partners. Qiao Wuchai was very popular, and many people gathered around hoping to form a team with him.

The first one who hooked up in the past returned disappointed, because Qiao Wuchai said: "You are as ugly as a rotten toad, get away!"

The second person who had hooked up with him in the past was equally disappointed, because Qiao Wuchai said: "Don't talk to me! Your voice is terrible, and the tortoise croaks better than you!"

The third one plucked up the courage to go over, and before he could speak, he received Qiao Wuchai's blank stare: "Get lost."

So what did Lei □□ do wrong, why does he always have trouble with Lei □□?

Su Jin looked at Hu Daren in doubt, and Hu Daren acted as a commentary to his friends at the right time: "This guy is amazing, and he is very lucky. As long as you get a little bit with him, the nightmare world will go sideways."

Su Jin said: "What I want to know most is his love-hate entanglement with Daddy."

Hu Daren: "You are being one-sided. He will also use pigs, beetles, dung beetles, cockroaches, wood beetles and other animals."

Su Jin: "...This is a talent."

The people who were rejected turned their eyes and saw that Yan Xilin looked like a big boss, so they went to him to form a team. Before Su Jin ran to take an oath of sovereignty, Yan Xilin pointed at Su Jin. They said: "You are not as big as his chest, and you are not as good as him."

He just has this kind of ability, destroying the image of that cold and desireless face with one sentence, making people daunting.

The girls looked at Su Jin's flat chest, and their faces turned crimson with anger.

The men looked at Su Jin's baby face, and their faces turned purple with anger.

Su Jin: Doesn't your conscience ache?

Hu Daren whispered to Su Jin, "When did you go to Thailand?"

Su Jin said blankly: "I was born with 24K pure gold breasts."

When he was bowing his head and whispering, Qiao Wuchai's eyes fell on them, and Qianqian pointed his finger away: "Hey, you two, I have decided to form a team with you."

This young master was not easy to serve at first glance, Su Jin immediately refused: "Sorry, there are three people in our team."

Qiao Wuchai's red eyes widened, and he said in disbelief, "You actually rejected me!"

It may be because his eyes were too wide open, and the tears that had been rolling in his eye sockets and were not willing to fall suddenly fell down his cheeks.

Everyone present stared at Su Jin with wide eyes, wondering what kind of god is this?

Hu Daren glared at Su Jin: "What are you doing!"

Su Jin: "It's amazing to come from Europe, let's strangle them to death first." African chiefs hate Europeans the most.

However, Qiao Wuchai did not play cards according to common sense, wiped away tears and said angrily: "I will form a team with you!"

At the same time, Hu Daren covered Su Jin's deadly mouth, smiled and flattered Qiao Wuchai: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome!"

Qiao Wuchai raised her head arrogantly, as if I am the uncle and I have the final say.

traitor!Su Jin looked at Hu Daren and complained, and Hu Daren was selectively blind.

Su Jin was so angry that she decided to break off friendship with him for 10 minutes, and her eyes could not help but drift to Yan Xilin, who was staring out the window in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking, and couldn't help poking his face that was as tender as a piece of tofu : "What are you thinking?"

Yan Xilin recovered and smiled at Su Jin, "I miss you."

Su Jin asked suspiciously, "Shouldn't I just sit next to you?"

"..." Yan Xilin lowered her long eyelashes, turned her head and ignored him.

Su Jin's black question mark face.

After everyone got to know each other, the owner of the restaurant happily reappeared and announced the next task: "Please cook a dish each, and I will assign places for everyone according to their satisfaction."

Yan Xilin raised her eyebrows: "As long as you can eat?"

The owner of the restaurant nodded: "As long as you can eat it, that's fine."

Yan Xilin looked thoughtfully at the table.

The tsundere boy Qiao Wuchai snorted softly, and walked to the kitchen first. Since he was in the same team, Su Jin naturally followed. Seeing that Yan Xilin was sitting still, she couldn't help asking: "Aren't you going?" ?"

Yan Xilin smiled and said, "My dishes will be ready in a while, there's no rush."

Su Jin wasn't worried about him either, and turned around and went into the kitchen.

Half an hour later, everyone handed in their homework. The owner of the restaurant looked over one by one, and saw that his complexion got worse, and everyone's expressions were also different. Among them, Hu Daren was the most embarrassing, Qiao Wuchai was the second most arrogant.

In fact, Qiao Wu guessed that the lump on the plate was so dark that he couldn't tell what it was.

When the NPC saw Su Jin's homework, his face turned black, and Su Jin humbly lowered his head, thinking that he was done for, because what he made was clear water noodles... a bowl of clear water, floating a few root noodles.

The NPC said to be able to enter, he thought about it, and felt that only this could be imported.

The owner of the restaurant counted and there were only ten dishes, so he asked, "Who else hasn't handed in?"

"It will be ready soon." Yan Xilin stood up, walked into the kitchen, and when she came out again, she brought a bowl of hot food to the owner of the restaurant.

Su Jin stretched his neck and glanced, the clear and bright hot water stung his young and pure pupils.

Yan Xilin handed over a bowl of hot water.

He originally thought that his homework was enough for sand sculptures, but he didn't expect...

Boss, I lost, blame me for being immature.

The author has something to say:

Lost a harvest, miserable

For the sake of having collected it before, I would be very grateful if you could give me some advice when the cuties leave.

I want to change the name to something high-end and classy...