my God

Song Yan heard that the female fairy on the opposite side said that she wanted to make love with him, but she didn't blush, and replied mercilessly: "Xiao Dao can't help it!"

Just kidding, he has been practicing since he was 13 years old, and he has never leaked his pills during the most restless adolescence, how could he choose to break his body at this time?He has already formed the middle alchemy, even if he wants to find a Taoist companion, he has to form the upper alchemy, otherwise, wouldn't the boy's kung fu that he practiced so hard before be in vain?

The female goblin was swept off her face, although she was displeased, it flashed away, and she still smiled and said: "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of evil fairy who collects yang and nourishes yin, I can teach you the method of double cultivation, and we two can interact with each other." Let’s make up, let’s improve our cultivation together~”

Although the appearance of the woman she turned into is not stunning enough, she is also very sweet, and when she smiles with a little charm, it makes people feel more relaxed and happy.

Unfortunately, her smell made Song Yan feel uncomfortable.Song Yan's five senses are now sharp, especially when the Dharma Eye is opened, the foul smell unique to foxes makes his brain hurt.

Most foxes have smelly glands, which can't be removed for a while after they become essences. Only those with high cultivation can melt the glands, and even turn the smell into a fragrance.

The vixen in front of him is not only particularly smelly from the glands, but also looks like a gray fox, even in the fox clan, it is not a high-ranking one.No wonder she dared to seduce people who cultivated the Tao, it seemed that she wanted to improve her cultivation as soon as possible.

Song Yan refused again: "The Xiaodao is following the way of Qingxiu, and it is also a boy's kung fu. If you can't help the girl, please ask the girl to find another lover!"

"Hmph, don't eat the toast!" The vixen suddenly turned his face, "If it weren't for the sake of your cultivation and being a child, why would I be begging you here? Since you refuse, then Don't blame me for being tough!"

Before the vixen finished speaking, he rushed towards Song Yan. Song Yan was already prepared and slapped him directly.

The vixen thought that although he had formed the pill, his palm was only a little heavier than ordinary people, so he immediately butt palmed him, but was immediately knocked back a few steps.She looked at Song Yan again, with a more cautious expression.

She didn't expect this little Taoist's palm technique to have some talisman arrays hidden in it, and the palm strength was instantly increased several times. If it wasn't for her some cultivation, this arm would be useless!

"Xiao Daoist is so handsome!" The vixen said with a smile.

Song Yan didn't feel very good when he slapped her, his palms were numb all the time, but he hid it well, and replied with a blank face: "Girl, Xiaodao is only seventeen this year, and he is still a child among human beings. Why do you have to make things difficult for me, girl?"

"But my sister just likes to be younger~" The vixen said with a smile again, "I don't like it when I'm too old~"

"Shameless!" An angry curse suddenly came from a distance, echoing in the woods, as if the woods were not woods, but just an empty room.

Song Yan immediately looked towards where the sound came from.That is the voice of the gods!

In the next second, Shenjun said again: "Small tricks!"

Then the surrounding woods began to shake and blur as if the reflection in the water had been smashed by stones.

Song Yan knew that the ecstasy formation was about to be broken by the god, so he immediately shouted happily: "God, I'm here!"

At this moment, the vixen suddenly jumped towards Song Yan. Song Yan didn't dare to fight back immediately, and fought her several moves in an instant.

The vixen was a little anxious. Her tactics against Song Yan didn't have a killer move, but it was more like wanting to subdue him or take him away.

The surrounding woods suddenly disappeared, revealing the original appearance of the mountain road and the sides of the road.

Seeing that the situation was over, the vixen had no choice but to feint and run away.

A crow suddenly appeared in the night sky, and then several black feathers shot towards the vixen's back.

The vixen instantly turned into a gray fur fox, and after avoiding the black feathers, jumped into the grass and disappeared.

After the crow circled in the air for a few times, it was sure that the fox had escaped by burrowing into the ground, and then it landed on Song Yan's shoulder.

"Shenjun, have you come to save me again?" Song Yan turned his head and said to the crow on his shoulder with a smile.

"Hmph, the old man just asked me to watch you before he left!" Crow turned his head away, ignoring him, "I want to double cultivate with a female goblin at a young age, so I don't feel ashamed!"

"Shenjun," Song Yan said helplessly, "You are confusing black and white by saying that."

"Then why have you been entangled with her for so long?" Crow turned and glared at him, "This fox is not as powerful as Guoshanfeng!"

But she never thought that Shan Feng would want human life when he came up like that!

"..." Song Yan held back for a long time, not knowing what to say, and finally had to admit his mistake, "Okay, I was wrong, stay away from any women in the future."

The crow seemed to be finally satisfied, and then shut up.

Song Yan walked silently up the mountain with the crow on his back. After walking for a while, he wanted to find something to say, so he said, "The kid who came in the evening has a dragon god following him! This is the first time I have seen the dragon god." !"

Seeing that Song Yan spoke with admiration when he mentioned the Dragon God, Crow couldn't help but snorted and said, "It's just a dragon, what is there to admire?"

Song Yan is so smart, he coughed immediately and said, "It's not that I'm envious, I'm just curious! Now that I've seen him, I think it's just mediocre. In terms of demeanor, he's still a little worse than the godly king."

Hearing what he said, the crow finally felt comfortable, and couldn't help but snorted, a little smug.

Song Yan couldn't help shaking his head and chuckling secretly, thinking that next time he couldn't praise others in front of it, so as not to make it unhappy.

After returning to the mountain temple, Song Yan locked the door and asked the crow: "My master is gone. I don't know when I will be back. Now it's autumn and the weather is getting colder and colder. Do you want to go back to sleep with me?"

Crow was taken aback for a moment, staring at Song Yan with round eyes, motionless.

Song Yan continued: "If you dislike the quilts and bedroom used by our master and apprentice, I can tidy up the West Room for you to live in, and there are new quilts."

The crow finally came to his senses, turned his gaze to the distance, and said awkwardly: "We don't need to tidy up the Westinghouse, we need new bedding."

"Okay!" Song Yan held back a smile and walked towards the backyard.

After Song Yan spread out his quilt, he dug out a new quilt and laid it next to his own set, and said to the crow, "I don't know whether you are more comfortable with the divine body or the physical body, anyway, the quilt is more comfortable." It's ready for you, come up and rest!"

The crow stood on the cabinet on the ground and thought for a while, then jumped to the ground and turned back into a man in black, then took off his clothes and went to rest on the kang.

He was wearing a white dark suit, his long black hair was loose behind him, the hairline on his forehead was neat and smooth, and his eyebrows were picturesque. Song Yan was stunned for a moment, feeling as if he had stepped into an ancient costume film in front of him.

"What's wrong?" Shenjun noticed his gaze and immediately turned his head and asked.

"It's nothing." Song Yan still looked at him blankly and replied, "I just think you are too good-looking..."

Shenjun was stunned for a moment, and then surprised again. He remembered Song Yan's calm and calm look when he was dealing with the vixen's seduction at the foot of the mountain, and couldn't help but blurted out: "You must be thinking about me, right?"

Song Yan finally came back to his senses, and asked puzzledly, "What's on your mind?"

God: "..."

Looking at Song Yan's clear eyes, Shenjun really couldn't repeat what he said just now.

"It's nothing, sleep!" He said annoyedly, and immediately pulled the quilt over his head.

Song Yan wanted to persuade him to sleep well like this, but then he thought that he was a god and couldn't be suffocated to death, so he shut his mouth again, turned off the light and lay down.

When Song Yan woke up the next morning, when he opened his eyes, he suddenly saw a man beside him.He froze for a while before remembering what was going on.

Looking at Shenjun's sleeping posture, his hands were raised above his head undefended, his legs were spread wide open, and his breathing was long. He looked like he was in a deep sleep.

Song Yan didn't dare to make any noise, just quietly watching him continue to sleep soundly.

How long has he not slept on the kang or bed?Have you never had it, or have you never had it since you lost your law?

He lives in a big tree, will he sleep comfortably?Will it be cold in winter?Will it be boring in summer?

Although he is a god, he still can't resist the changes and power of nature without mana, right?

For some reason, Song Yan suddenly felt distressed, and couldn't help but secretly sighed.

Song Yan's eyes kept falling on Shenjun's face. Although Shenjun was asleep, he was still keenly aware of it.He suddenly opened his eyes and glared at Song Yan, only to meet Song Yan's distressed gaze that was too late to retract.

"Are you awake?" Song Yan immediately smiled at him, "Good morning!"

Shenjun was stunned for a while, then turned his face away, and gave a soft "hmm".

"I got up and went to practice, you can sleep for a while! Layman Liu and the others won't go up the mountain until after six o'clock." Song Yan crawled out of the quilt as he said, and quickly folded his quilt.

Shenjun also sat up and waved his hand.The robe placed next to him disappeared, and at the same time he turned into a crow and landed on the window sill.

Seeing this, Song Yan immediately opened the window, let it fly out, and then began to fold the quilt that Shenjun slept on.

In the past, he and his master were the companions and lived together in the mountain temple, but for a long time to come, the people who will be his companions will be gods.

***

Autumn in the north is very short, and the first snow will come soon.

The first thing Song Yan does when he wakes up in the morning is not practicing kung fu, but sweeping snow.There was a lot of snow last night. He used a snow pusher to push the snow from the yard to the vegetable garden bit by bit, which not only saved space, but also kept moisture for the next year's land.

After tidying up the backyard, he went to the front yard again, only to see Shenjun standing in the yard, with a wave of his hand, the thick snow on the ground flew into the air in an instant, like a white dragon, meandering, Twisted, hit the courtyard wall, and then scattered into the cliff outside the wall.

It's just sweeping snow, but it's so spectacular, it's worthy of being a god!Song Yan couldn't help laughing and sighing.

Shenjun turned around and raised his eyebrows at him triumphantly.

Song Yan said: "Thank you God for your help, but don't do this next time, if someone sees it, you will think about it!"

Shenjun didn't get the compliment but got such a sentence, he immediately gave him a blank look, and then he got into the big mulberry tree in a flash.

Seeing that he was upset, Song Yan secretly blamed himself for not knowing how to speak euphemistically, and walked to the tree and coaxed softly: "Don't be angry, I'm just afraid of shocking ordinary people, I don't mean to blame you! I'll have breakfast later Do you want to drink oatmeal with milk?"

Seeing that there was no movement in the tree, Song Yan deliberately said: "Don't you want to drink? Then I will only make a bowl!"

"What is oatmeal?" Shenjun asked casually as he walked out of the tree trunk slowly.

"You'll find out later!"

Song Yan suppressed a smile, and said to himself: Food still works!