Carrying the wrong sedan chair to marry the wrong wife

Lu Qingyi has always been soft-hearted, Shen Wenchang complained in front of her, how could she not feel distressed?After returning from Peng's house, he went to beg his father to ask Mr. Liu to rest for ten days.

Lu Wenzheng thought he was stern and selfless, and his daughter was not good at intercourse, so he reprimanded him face to face.I thought that my daughter would let go of this idea since then, but it was unrealistic, and she came to intervene every now and then.In the end, Lu Wenzheng couldn't take it anymore, so he went to Liu Xiyuan's place and promised to eat meat for three days, and asked Liu Xiyuan to nod and let his son-in-law take a day off for ten days.

On this day, it happened to be the day of the ten-day holiday, and Shen Wenchang was wearing a spring shirt and squatting in front of the flower garden in the courtyard.

"Msister, put on your outer shirt quickly." Lu Qingyi walked out with Shen Wenchang's clothes on her arms, "Although it's spring now, it's still cold, so be careful if you catch the wind and cold."

Shen Wenchang stood up with a smile and put his arms into his sleeves.

"I'm fine, I'm fine." Shen Wenchang squatted down holding Lu Qingyi's hand, pointed to the edge of the flowerbed and said, "Look, there is a flower bud."

When Lu Qingyi saw it, she really couldn't help but be overjoyed, it was another year of spring.

"My lord, it's a post from the Cheng family." Xiaorou hurried in at this time.

Hearing this, Shen Wenchang got up and took the post, opened it, looked up and down with a smile and said, "It's still my fourth brother who loves me, knowing that what I eat here is nothing oily, so I'm going to invite me to her house for dinner at noon today. Ladies, let's go together!"

"You go by yourself, Liniang invited me to play cards with Gu Wen." Lu Qingyi laughed as she spoke, "Your fourth younger brother invited you out because he must have a meal alone, because he is lonely and deserted."

Shen Wenchang glanced at Lu Qingyi when he heard the words, raised the post and said, "The meal that my fourth brother invited me to eat is unheard of before, and my fourth brother reads a lot. This meal must be a rare meal, and it must be carefully prepared."

"Oh?" Lu Qingyi took the post and saw what was written on it: "Brother, please go to the house and share the rice."

"Xiao (xiao) rice? What kind of trick is this?" Lu Qingyi muttered to himself.

Shen Wenchang snatched the post over: "It must be a good place, are you sure you don't want to go and see it with me?"

"What is it, I asked Liniang at noon, why do you have to go with me?" Lu Qingyi said, carrying her skirt into the room, she has to dress up, she is so beautiful this afternoon, and she is going to lose money .

Shen Wenchang felt that Lu Qingyi was boring and had no luck eating this meal.

"Oh, this rice, just hearing the name is extraordinary." Shen Wenchang held the post in his right hand and tapped it on his left palm a few times, turned around and ran outside to eat the carefully prepared meal. You can't go empty-handed, buy some gift belts superior.

After an appointment for a stick of incense, Lu Qingyi dressed properly, went out and sat in a sedan chair, and went to the private room in the Zhaixing Building that Liniang had booked.

Shen Wenchang also rode a horse, took gifts to Cheng's house in Fu County, and happily attended the appointment.

At the gate of Cheng's house, Shen Wenchang dismounted and knocked on the door.

Seeing that it was Shen Wenchang, the young servant of the Cheng family let him go.

"Oh, the third brother is here. The rice has just been prepared, and the third brother will come with me." Cheng Yi came out to greet him with a smile.

"Yes? Let's go, let's go." Shen Wenchang couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and couldn't wait to think about what kind of delicacy rice is.

Cheng Yi led the way with a smile, and invited Shen Wenchang into the front hall with a smile.

Shen Wenchang entered the front hall, took two quick steps, and when he saw the rice on the table, his face immediately turned green.

"This is Xiaofan?" Shen Wenchang looked at Cheng Yi in astonishment, "Aren't you cheating on me?"

"Hahahaha, third brother, I didn't cheat you. A bowl of salt is one white. A basket of steamed buns is two whites. A pot of rice is three whites. Three whites are rice. There is no doubt about this rice. The younger brother's post is clearly written, the third brother must have expected it, come on, come on, today you and I remember the bitterness and sweetness." Cheng Yi laughed until the corners of his mouth twitched, it was just a joke with Shen Wenchang when she was bored.

It was only at this time that Shen Wenchang suddenly realized that when he complained to Cheng Yi, he was listened to by this bad guy, and today he intends to tease her.Shen Wenchang seemed to be able to hear the sound of grinding his teeth, good luck, Cheng Yi.

"Okay." Shen Wenchang digested in his heart for a moment, raised a smile as if crying, lifted his robe and sat down, placed the gifts heavily on the side of the stool, and gave them all to Mrs. Cheng after the meal was over. Cheng intended to stay with this bastard.

"Come on, third brother, please enjoy yourself, you're welcome." Cheng Yi said as he picked up the steamed bun and took a bite. This white flour steamed bun is precious, and she can keep her full with just water. In the past, this steamed bun could only be eaten during the Chinese New Year. Life was hard in the past, so we should cherish the present even more.

Shen Wenchang glanced at Cheng Yi, yes, today's dumb is to her fault.To put it another way, she thought of a reason, she must invite Cheng Yi back, she must come back with 'revenge', but, she can't invite this shit meal, she has to get someone better than this meal.

Shen Wenchang picked up a bowl to fill the rice, and then poured some salt on it, these days she ate so much that she almost vomited.

Cheng Yi was eating steamed buns while looking at Shen Wenchang, who was full of anger, with a smile on her face. She was very curious about what tricks Shen Wenchang would use to invite her back in the future, but whether she is going to be the hostess today, she has to find a way to resolve it. .

"Third brother, a few days ago I went to the theater with my mother and Liniang, and I got a few couplets. I heard that the third brother is learning the right pair recently, how about asking the third brother to come to the right?"

Shen Wenchang gave Cheng Yi a blank look, swallowed the rice and said, "Just tell me."

"Third Brother, listen carefully, Wenchengwu will be successful, and the title on the gold list will be empty and rich."

Shen Wenchang thought for a while after hearing the words, put down the bowl and chopsticks, took a sip of tea and said: "When a man is married and a woman is married, festive candles in the bridal chamber are fake and romantic."

Cheng Yi's eyes lit up when she heard the words, the Shanglian and Shen Wenchang she produced were all aimed at singing operas, in a short period of time, Shen Wenchang really became quick-witted.

"Third Brother, listen to my Shanglian again. If you kill me, I will shoot you. Even if you kill me, you will not be angry."

When Shen Wenchang heard that this was a martial artist who sang an opera, it wasn't a fake annoyance to fight on the stage.What else is fake on the stage?

"Yes, get on the sedan chair, go right away, you have to go."

Cheng Yi regained his energy when he heard this, stood up, pondered for a moment and said: "It's not true, it's not true, it's life and death, and it's a career that will last forever, so the authorities are fake."

"Sorrows and joys, joys and sorrows in an instant, revealing the human feelings of all generations, must be faxed from the play." Shen Wenchang smiled, and used to have a headache with a pen and was reluctant to read. Now that he has learned the right pair, he knows how wonderful it is.

Cheng Yi was dumbfounded, even she had to think about it carefully, why did she come to Shen Wenchang's place and just open her eyes?

"Hahahaha, fourth brother, when you know Wuxia Amon, you should treat him with admiration for three days, hahahaha." Shen Wenchang was extremely proud.

"That's right, that's right, the third brother is really a strange person. In just a few months, he has been reborn, a strange person, a strange person." Cheng Yi laughed.

"It's all thanks to my grandfather, wife and Mr. Liu." Shen Wenchang was now humble. If they didn't give up, how could he know the beauty of his match?

"Of course, there are no allusions in your couplets. If you add allusions, I really can't do it. This pair, I can be right with what I see, but I can't be right with what I don't know. So, I still have to read." Shen Wenchang sighed.

"Third brother, it's very different." Cheng Yi was happy for Shen Wenchang, and turned around and walked to the table to sit down, "Come on, come on, third brother, eat steamed buns, my little brother wishes you to accumulate and learn something every day. "

Shen Wenchang was smiling at the corner of his mouth, but he twitched a few times when he heard this, picked up the steamed bun, touched it in Cheng Yi's hand, then handed it to his mouth, paused for three seconds, closed his eyes and took a big bite, then looked at Cheng Yi fiercely. He chewed hard on the steamed bun in his mouth.

After the meal, Shen Wenchang went out of the front hall with the gift, walked to the hanging flower door, and asked Mama Zhao inside to give the gift to Aunt Cheng.

"Third Brother, follow me to the study." Cheng Yi smiled.

Shen Wenchang yawned and thought for a while, and finally came here, it would take a while longer, so he followed Cheng Yi to the study.

Shen Wenchang had a headache from reading, so Cheng Yi chose a book and read it to Shen Wenchang on the couch.

At first, Shen Wenchang was still listening attentively. After listening, he felt drowsy after the meal, and fell asleep on the warm couch.

When Yinshi came, Lu Qingyi, Liniang, Wen Gu, and Wan'er came out of Zhaixing Building and went back to their respective homes.

As soon as Lu Qingyi entered the house, she told Xiaorou to laugh and said, "Go and prepare some meat and prepare it, otherwise the person who suffered a loss today will come back and make a fuss about eating."

Xiao Rou complied, and looked at her young lady several times, she really didn't understand why her young lady smiled brightly when her uncle suffered a disadvantage today?The mouth has not been closed since the Star Picking Tower, and when the card is lost, he still smiles and takes out the money, I don’t understand it, I don’t understand it.

About an hour later, Shen Wenchang came back on horseback.

As soon as they arrived at the gate of Lu's house, a servant hurriedly delivered letters inside.

Hearing this, Lu Qingyi quickly put down the book in her hand, and went out of the room to meet her in high spirits.

"Oh, my husband is back. How is the meal?"

Shen Wenchang glared at Lu Qingyi with a dark face, then went straight over and walked inside.

Lu Qingyi was not annoyed, she looked at Xiaorou and said, "Xiaorou, hurry up and bring over the meat dishes that will be prepared later."

"Oh!" Xiaorou responded and walked back. Her young lady is nice to the uncle, but also likes to stimulate the uncle. I really don't know what to do.

Shen Wenchang entered the room and nestled directly on the warm couch.

Lu Qingyi then came in, sat on the edge of the couch and said with a smile: "What kind of delicacies did your fourth brother treat you to, that you are willing to come back now?"

Shen Wenchang rolled Lu Qingyi's eyes and said: "I ignored you for the first time, but you are still in good spirits. Do you want me to treat you to dinner too? I will keep your memory forever."

Lu Qingyi was delighted to hear that.

"Tsk tsk, look at your fun." Shen Wenchang laughed angrily, "Go and have fun while you want to, don't have fun in front of my eyes, I'm planning to come back with 'revenge'."

"Oh? What good plan does Mr. Xiang have?" Lu Qingyi heard the words.

"Of course I want to invite that bastard Cheng Yi back, but I have to work hard on this post, otherwise she will know that I won't get revenge, so it will be meaningless." Shen Wenchang said with his head propped up.

"Then what do you want Cheng Yi to eat?"

Shen Wenchang squinted his eyes when he heard the words, and then said with a smirk: "She invited me to eat three plain rice, and she gave me the scientific name '皛饭'. Then I am going to revenge, it is best to invite her to come hungry, in order to have something new, it is best Also give it a scientific name."

Lu Qingyi was taken aback when she heard the words, and then smiled: "Then, have you decided on your scientific name?"

Shen Wenchang shook his head and said, "This is the difficulty. What words can show that nothing has come?"

Lu Qingyi bowed her head and pondered, got up and walked to the desk, wrote a word, and showed it to Shen Wenchang on the couch.

Shen Wenchang saw three hairs written on it: "What is this?"

"Wufan, you invited your fourth brother to come to eat glutinous rice, salt is gross (no), steamed buns are gross (no), rice is gross (no), isn't it the one who invited her to come hungry?"

Shen Wenchang sat up when he heard the words, and patted his thigh: "This is good, that's all." After saying that, Shen Wenchang got off the couch, hurriedly came to the desk, picked up a pen and wrote the post.

"Hey, just wait for her to take the bait tomorrow." After saying that, Shen Wenchang hurried out of the house with the post, and asked the servants of the Lu family to send it to the Cheng family.

Cheng Yi smiled when he received the post, turned to look at Liniang with the unopened post, and said, "Lady, I never thought that third brother would be so revengeful, this post came not long after returning home, hahaha , why don't you guess, what kind of 'good' meal did the third brother invite me to the house?"

Liniang put down the pipa carefully after hearing this, Cheng Yi made this pipa for her not long ago, so she was extra careful.

"You haven't opened it yet, how do you know that someone invited you to dinner? Why can't you be invited to the theater or Cuju?" Liniang said with a smile.

"No, no, this time the third brother suffered a dumb loss from me, and he must be thinking of getting revenge. This post must be inviting me to dinner, how about making a bet?"

"I won't bet with you, you are just too idle." Liniang cast an angry look at Cheng Yi.

"Hahahahaha, my lady doesn't understand the fun of this, hahahaha." Cheng Yi laughed heartily, stretched out his hand to open the post, and indeed invited her to dinner.

"Wild rice? What kind of rice is this?" Cheng Yi pondered.

"It's definitely not something delicious." Liniang smiled.

"Well, well, just to be on the safe side, it's better not to go to the appointment, hahaha." Cheng Yi sat down as he spoke, and was about to refuse, but paused as soon as he started to write, this meal really made her curious.

"Why, stop writing?" Liniang asked from the side.

"Well, I'm curious, what kind of glutinous rice is the third brother invited me to eat, why don't I go and have a look tomorrow morning." Cheng Yi smiled.

"I don't understand you. You know you can't eat any good food, but you still deliver it to your door." Liniang smiled and shook her head.

In the early morning of the next day, Cheng Yi got dressed and hurried out without having breakfast.

As soon as Shen Wenchang got up, he heard the servants say that Cheng Yi had arrived, and he was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Lu Qingyi who was dressing up.

"I've never heard of anyone rushing here to die."

"Haven't you heard that curiosity killed the cat?" Lu Qingyi laughed.

"Oh, the revenge came so smoothly, but I can't bear it. My lady, please help me and Mr. Liu take half a day off, and just say that there are guests, hahahaha." Shen Wenchang said with a smile, and hurried out of the house.

When Shen Wenchang saw Cheng Yi, he greeted him with a smile: "Cheng Yi is here, sit down quickly, look, what gift do you bring when you come to my place for dinner?"

Cheng Yi smiled back and said, "I hope this gift will be passed on to my sister-in-law and Mrs. Lu."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Shen Wenchang said with an idea, "Fourth brother, it's rare for you to come here, so I will take you to see the place where I practice."

"So, third brother please." When Cheng Yi came to the Lu family, she was not in a hurry to ask any questions. When she should know, she would know even if she didn't want to.

Cheng Yi originally thought that after visiting the place where Shen Wenchang practiced, he would take her to have a meal. After all, the post said that the invitation was breakfast, and he specifically asked her not to come. Now it's time to eat, but Shen Wenchang took her He visited the magistrate's yamen everywhere, without saying a word about eating.

When it was noon, Cheng Yi couldn't bear the hunger in his stomach, so he asked, "Third Brother, didn't you invite me to have rice? I didn't invite you this morning. It's noon now, so it's time to bring it out?"

Shen Wenchang cleared his throat and said, "Haven't you been enjoying it all the time?"

"Ah?" Cheng Yi was stunned, with a blank expression on his face, "When have I ever had glutinous rice?"

"Salt is gross, steamed buns are gross, rice is gross, and three hairs are gross!" Shen Wenchang explained.

Cheng Yi was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, admiration, admiration, I am a teacher, I am a teacher, I really enjoy this rice meal from morning to noon, hahahaha, interesting, interesting."