Carrying the wrong sedan chair to marry the wrong wife

On Mingshan Mountain, everyone in Yunting whispered to each other, one must know that it is a matter of great honor to be appointed by the current Holy Majesty and Empress Dowager as a female master of Chinese studies.In addition to being the daughter of the magistrate, the literati in Nantong became more and more friendly.

Just when everyone wanted to appreciate the elegant demeanor of the talented woman again, an unharmonious voice sounded outside the Yunting Pavilion.

"Oh, the warehouse is full, you can't even catch the crickets passing by in front of your eyes, have you eaten too many dates?" Tang Hongfei wailed.

Everyone looked for the sound, and saw a few heads slowly protruding from the small stone slope behind Beiyun Pavilion.

"It's them again, they come to make trouble every year." After seeing the four heads clearly, Meng Ke shook his head and sighed repeatedly. It's really gentle.

Shen Wenchang stood up slowly, with his left arm resting on the stone, looked at Tang Hongfei and said, "Look, I'll catch you a good one today and show you." After saying that, Shen Wenchang jumped to the back of Beiyun Pavilion. When he landed, he looked at the three pavilions and a group of people looked at him.

Wu Yan, a four-talented man from Nantong, strode out of the pavilion, walked up to Shen Wenchang and said, "Shen Wenchang, I am waiting here to recite poems against each other. I am elegant and strong, and I won't allow you to make trouble, so leave quickly."

Seeing this, the three of Tang Hongfei climbed the rocky slope one after another and stood behind Shen Wenchang. They were just fighting against each other in normal times. If there were outsiders who came to bully each other, they were absolutely unanimous.

"What are you talking about? You are here to recite poems against others, oh, won't others be allowed to come?" Shen Wenchang was very unconvinced, and snorted at Wu Xie, and striding into the pavilion with the autumn dates in her robe , sat down nearby, put his arms on the back of the chair and said, "Young master won't leave, what can you do to me?"

Lu Qingyi was sitting not far from Shen Wenchang, and when she saw that it was the 'ruffian', she couldn't help being curious, and secretly looked at him a few times.

As soon as Shen Wenchang entered Yunting, he naturally saw the fairy Chang'e in his sister's eyes. He didn't expect that this fairy would fall into the cliché, and came to join in the fun as soon as he moved here.

Hearing this, Meng Ke stepped forward and said, "Shen Wenchang, are you determined to make trouble today?"

"Who's going to make trouble? A group of you guys are occupying Yunting just to say a few words about it. You look outside, hey, the old man and the aunt came down from the mountain with their burdens and there is no place to rest. , do you think you are hateful or not?" Shen Wenchang stood up, scattered the autumn dates on the ground, glared at Meng Ke with his small eyes, "I want to recite poems, but I spend money to go to the private room of the restaurant, Yunting is not yours, Why do you want us to go?"

After hearing this, Lu Qingyi looked over the crowd to look outside. There were indeed farmers resting not far from the pavilion. It seemed that the venue for the Nantong Literati Poetry Club was not well chosen.

Tang Hongfei leaned on the pillar and chimed in: "That's right, what does Yunting have to do with you? You paid for the construction? In my opinion, you're the ones gathering crowds to make trouble. It's dark, and you wear bright clothes. It's not obvious. Don't let the common people come in?"

"You!!!" Meng Ke's face turned red with anger, this cloud pavilion has always been a gathering place for literati, and it was their fault that these scoundrels slandered him.

Seeing that the situation is not good, Zhang Ziliao just heard the head of the mountain discuss with several people that the Juzhongyun Pavilion really affected the people, so he strode forward to stop Meng Ke, looked at Shen Wenchang and said, "Everyone is a student of Huazhong Academy, There is no such thing as who can come and who can't, it's also good for the four juniors to compete with us."

Shen Wenchang kept a stern face, she was not a fool, she didn't know what Zhang Ziliao's plan was, it was just to humiliate them later and make them feel ashamed.Shen Wenchang didn't want to see that face, turned his head, saw a few birds on the tree, thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang should be reasonable, okay, since we want to discuss, let me ask a question first , okay?"

"I want to ask for advice." Zhang Ziliao had no expression on his face, but he was laughing in his heart. A person who doesn't understand anything actually wants to ask a question. Well, if he wants to ask a question, let him do it. The questions asked will also make people laugh out loud.

"Ahem, listen up. A group of birds are flying around the tree. Three of them fall on the top of the tree. The first bird is smart, the second bird is quick-witted, and the last bird is stupid. There are stone-throwers on the road. Where does the bird fly when the stone falls?"

"Naturally, the clever one flies." Meng Ke said without thinking.

Shen Wenchang smiled and shook his head.

Zhang Ziliao originally wanted to be smart and affirmed Fei, but he didn't think he was wrong. In order not to reveal his ignorance, he chose not to answer.

Seeing Shen Wenchang shaking his head, Meng Ke said, "How can someone who is astute not fly? Are you deliberately teasing us?"

"You can't answer it yourself, what do you want me to do?" Shen Wenchang rolled his eyes.

"The one who is smart, the one who flies." Meng Ke said angrily, Man Ting was a classmate, he was too free to answer a rogue's stupid question.

"No." Shen Wenchang looked at Meng Ke contemptuously. These nerds only know how to study in the academy. I'm afraid they didn't do a mischievous thing when they were young. Otherwise, such a common sense that women and children know Woolen cloth.

"It can't be that stupid fly?" Meng Ke was angry.

Wu Yan's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he stepped forward and said solemnly: "Brother Meng, the Master often says that the stupid bird flies first. Brother Shen must have turned our minds for us, and that's what he meant."

When the words fell, the four of Shen Wenchang laughed together, and Shen Wenchang's tears were about to come out of his laughter. I really didn't expect that this nerd could think of such a question as a stupid bird flying first. It's really self-righteous.

"Hahahaha, Nantong Sicai, really, a bunch of nerds, hahahaha." Shen Wenchang raised his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Wu Yan was annoyed, pointed at Shen Wenchang and said, "Shen Wenchang, you come up with the question yourself, neither this nor that, you don't even have an answer, and you still dare to laugh at me as a nerd, why are you doing this?"

"Who said there is no answer?" Shen Wenchang picked up a red date from the ground, weighed it in his hand, glanced at Cheng Yi and said, "Is it one of the four talents in Nantong, hehe, watch it." After saying that, Shen Wenchang threw the red date to the branch head.

Immediately, the birds on the branches flew away and landed elsewhere.

Wu Yan and Meng Ke were stunned, Zhang Ziliao and many others were stunned.

Lu Qingyi laughed out loud, seeing everyone looking at her, she quickly stopped laughing, her cheeks under the veil turned red.

"Women and children all know these things, so why don't dignified talents not know?" Tang Hongfei ignored the sudden laughter, and looked at the expressions of those people from left to right, feeling refreshed. In the past, relying on his good academic performance, he was superior to others. , Now I finally lost my face.

"Such questions have nothing to do with poems and songs, and have nothing to do with the country's major affairs. I don't wait for you to idle around, so how do I know such things." Zhang Ziliao said with a straight face.

Shen Wenchang didn't like these literati's self-importance the most, and hummed: "Hehe, you can say what you want, you don't even know common sense, you only know poetry and songs, and when you become an official in the future, how will you solve the people's livelihood? I'm afraid it will be later. After the flood, facing the flooded rice fields, you still have to write poems to express your feelings, hahaha."

Hearing this, Zhang Ziliao couldn't hold back his face, and said angrily, "Shen Wenchang, you!!!"

"What's the matter with me? Are you going to fight? Well, I, Shen Wenchang, will accompany you to the end." Shen Wenchang clenched his fists into a posture.

"Full warehouse, don't be rude." A young man next to the head of Zhongshan in Nanyun Pavilion stopped him.

Shen Wenchang looked over Wu Yan and the others, and saw that it was his aunt's cousin, curled his lips and closed his fists.

"Your Excellency, do you know this Shen Wenchang?" Shan Zhang looked at Xu Ming who was beside him, this Shen Wenchang was unintentionally the most troublesome thing for him, seeing that skipping classes was not restrained, he was really at a loss what to do.

Cousin Xu Ming replied: "Hui Shanzhang, Mancang is a cousin of a student. Although he is a bit stubborn and doesn't understand literature and history, his martial arts are extraordinary. The students think that literature can stabilize a country, but martial arts can stabilize a country and build a country's prosperity. , should be both civil and military, and the academies cultivate talents for the country, and teaching students in accordance with their aptitude is the right way."

"What Jurengong said is true." The head of the mountain nodded.

"Mancang, the head of the mountain is here, and I haven't come to see you yet." Xu Ming looked at Shen Wenchang, although this Shen Wenchang is not a cousin by blood, but they are relatives after all, and Shen Wenchang is also his aunt's future support, he does not want his cousin to suffer people bullying.

Shen Wenchang just sighed today, if it wasn't for the cousin in front of her who often defended her in front of her father, she would not have fallen into this dilemma.

"Full warehouse." Xu Ming urged.

Shen Wenchang reluctantly stepped forward, bowed deeply and said, "I've seen the head of the mountain."

"Okay, okay, it's better to collect some things from now on, do you know the old Lu Meng?" The head of the mountain said with a smile, looking at the student who gave him a headache.

Shen Wenchang shook his head.

The head of the mountain smiled stiffly, and then said: "Wu Xia Amon, I will see you with admiration after three days of farewell. You are young, and it is not too late."

Shen Wenchang laughed and said, "So, Master Shan, can the students leave? It's good to go home early and study hard."

The head of the mountain thought that this son had suddenly enlightened, and hurriedly said: "It's very good to know how to make progress, very good."

Shen Wenchang rolled his eyes in his heart, bowed and said, "The student is leaving." After saying that, he turned around in his cousin's helpless and doting eyes.

After walking a few steps, Shen Wenchang squatted down and picked up the red dates scattered on the ground. Before he left, he changed his mind and made a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth. Then he squeezed a red date and walked to the prefect daughter and said, "Fairy Chang'e is not here." Cultivating in the sky, what are you going to do with a group of nerds when you come down to earth? The scenery outside is just right, and the autumn dates are sweet, so why not pick them and eat them." After saying that, he handed over a red date in his hand, "Leave this one for the fairy as a souvenir. It is right to repay the fairy's laugh, haha."

Shen Wenchang laughed and left.

Lu Qingyi looked at the Qiuzao that the man forcibly handed over her in her hand, and was stunned. She regretted that she couldn't hold back her laughter at that time, but now she was being used to make fun of her. She was really ashamed.