Reaper boss

The sacrificial ceremony is tomorrow, and it is close at hand. For ordinary people, by now, they should have been restless, so panicked that they could not eat or sleep.

But Xie Bai seems to have nothing to do, he eats delicious food, gnaws on fruits and vegetables, and plays games when he is distracted. He leads Kan Yunze to score and let him lie down and win the rounds, without affecting his mood and rest at all.

Xie Bai ate and took a shower as usual. After nightfall, when he was tired from playing games, he turned off the lights, put down his phone, and lay down to sleep.

I don't know how long it took, it was pitch black outside the house, and the only moonlight was so weak that I couldn't see my fingers.

Xie Bai closed his eyes and slept on his back, his chest rose and fell almost without any movement, like a corpse.

Suddenly there was a strange rustling on the bedside.

The voice was very small and slow, as if afraid of waking Xie Bai up.

But it's a pity that Xie Bai's five senses are sharp, and he sleeps very lightly, so he is easily woken up.

He opened his eyes and looked at the pillow. It was a female ghost with long hair reaching to his waist. He was carefully placing all kinds of fresh fruits beside his bed one by one, and posing with artistic patterns with great interest. .

Xie Bai didn't even get up, he tilted his head, rested his elbows halfway, and looked lazily with his chin resting. After a while, he said abruptly, "Hey, what are you doing?"

The female ghost, who was shaking her head and shaking her head silently and humming a ditty silently and making an eerie sound, was startled, she opened her eyes and screamed, her buttocks slammed to the ground, and she shrank back suddenly, trembling.

Xie Bai was speechless: "..." Where's your grimace?Do you want it?

The female ghost came over slowly, and patted her chest timidly, with a look of fear on her face, obviously she was the ghost herself, her eyeballs turned up abnormally, they were all white, it was very scary.

She quickly cleaned up her emotions, and crawled over again, with her pale hands resting on the edge of the bed, her chin lying obediently on her stomach, and she said with a flattering smile, "My lord, I'm here to bring you food."

Xie Bai glanced at it, and indeed every fruit was juicy and juicy, looking fresh and delicious, very tempting.

He groaned, "What else?"

I also know that it is impossible for the female ghost to come just to deliver the fruit, otherwise she would have left the door and slipped away.

Sure enough, the female ghost faltered and looked away, and was glared at by Xie Bai, who was angry to get up, and then quickly said: "That's right, my lord is going to the river god tomorrow, I'm here to cheer you on! My lord You must not lose to that smelly fish!"

After hearing this, Xie Bai tilted his head and smiled slightly: "Do you think I will lose to such a little thing?"

The female ghost intuitively sensed the coldness in Xie Bai's eyes, her claws clenched the bed, and she shook her head vigorously to show her loyalty, "No, no, no! Your lord will win without any suspense. That little boy is not your opponent." , you are a god in the sky, it is just the mud in the ground, it is not comparable to you at all! It’s just that it’s small and incompetent, a little scared, if I want to come to the adults to get some blessings, I’m definitely on the adults’ side!”

Xie Baiyouyou said: "Since you have so much confidence in me, why do you still need to come to me to inquire?"

The female ghost was straightforward, she blinked her eyes and admitted, "I'm cowardly!"

Xie Bai raised his eyebrows.This is pretty self-aware.

"Then..." The female ghost hesitated to speak, and looked at Xie Bai flatteringly.

Xie Bai nodded calmly, with the self-confidence of powerful capital and a strong aura, the whole person is like a luminous body, making people... oh no, ghosts can't raise any doubts.

The female ghost was agitated, her pale hands lay in front of her face at a loss, her fingers had no place to rest, she was moving around, her eyes were shining brightly, she almost toppled the roof with cheers, thanks to Xie Bai's stare, she tried her best to suppress it, The voice wasn't too loud, but she still couldn't control her excitement, and she grinned: "I knew that my lord is so powerful, that little idiot of the River God can't beat you! You are simply our light of hope, It’s the sun and the moon, the most beautiful and best words are not enough to describe you! You are so beautiful that it’s unreal, how can there be a fairy like you in the world?! I want to blow my mind for the rest of my life and be a brain-dead fan! Follow you forever!"

She didn't care, she just opened her mouth and blew a lot of rainbow farts. Xie Bai couldn't stop him, helplessly holding his forehead, and even wanted to laugh when he heard it.

But in the next second, Xie Bai felt a resentful gaze coming from behind him. Looking back, he found that Kan Yunze had woken up at some point. Also, with such a big commotion, it would be strange if he didn't wake up.

At this moment, Kan Yunze stared at him expressionlessly and didn't say anything, but Xie Bai could clearly see the grievance in his eyes, probably because of the female ghost blowing rainbow farts, which gave him a sense of crisis , someone wants to take his place!The vinegar jar just flipped the lid off!

Xie Bai didn't quite understand why Kan Yunze was being wronged, but he was indeed a little bit pained by the female ghost's continuous rainbow farts, so he waved his hand and thought casually, "It seems that there are still a lot of hard persimmons in the yard?"

The female ghost shut up immediately, as quiet as a chicken.

Xie Bai said lightly: "If it's okay, go back."

The female ghost obediently said, stretched out her finger, ordered some of the fruit she brought, and said in a low voice, "My lord, remember to eat the sweet ones."

Xie Bai nodded, and she smiled reassuringly. She turned her head and floated out of the door cheerfully. She originally planned to jump back into the well, but when she was about to arrive, she paused, and suddenly turned her head to look at the courtyard wall. He walked over to the jar silently, lifted the lid, secretly stowed two big round persimmons, then turned around contentedly, and jumped into the well with a bang.

In the room, Xie Bai saw that the sleep-disturbing ghost had finally left, turned around lazily, and saw Kan Yunze next to him stretching his hands towards him, looking like he was coming to hug him.

Xie Bai was stunned for a moment, then he was very rude, and skillfully rolled into Kan Yunze's arms, found a comfortable position, and continued to sleep.

He didn't understand what there was to be happy about, but the smile on the corner of Kan Yunze's mouth was very obvious, and it appeared on his indifferent face, which couldn't go away no matter what.

The two hugged each other and slept very comfortably and soundly, with an excellent atmosphere.

It's a pity that the night before the sacrifice is destined to be special and not peaceful.

One female ghost left, and thousands of ghosts stood up behind her.

All the ghosts who performed for Xie Bai before came, and they competed actively, like an old father marrying his daughter, worrying about Xie Bai's sacrifice as the bride of the river god tomorrow!

They all came to pass on the gossip to Xie Bai, saying that the river god was waiting for him at the bottom of the lake. Seeing that Xie Bai's face was able to eat, he probably wouldn't kill him at first. At that time, the River God was vigilant, and it was the best chance to attack him. Where could the River God be a weakness, blah, blah, blah, blah. Share with Xie Bai how to target the clues of the river god!

Not only that, but they also scrambled to tell Xie Bai that they almost got into a fight because of someone who said that the river god was weak. You strangled my neck, I tore off your arm, and then smashed your head. The scene once turned into a murder scene. , all the ghosts became covered in wounds, embarrassed and ugly.

Xie Bai rubbed his forehead, and sighed heavily, he was disturbed by them and couldn't sleep, so he said he was angry, but they came to help him again, their intentions were good, but they were a little annoying.

Therefore, Xie Bai waved his hand with a blank face, and said lightly: "Okay, I understand, you guys go back quickly, lest the river god find out."

A group of corpses who found dreams and a sense of accomplishment from Xie Bai were ordered by the river god to live a life like salted fish. Now they finally have the hope of escaping, how can they not be excited?

They were always excited, clustered in a pile, and crowded together. When they heard Xie Bai's words, they took a breath and grinned: "My lord is worried about us! It's okay! He just beat us a few times at most. , skin and flesh were ripped apart, but we didn't feel it, it's all right! My lord, just let go and do it!"

Xie Bai: "..."

Looking at them, I inexplicably thought of a virtual creature I saw on the Internet before, in the shape of a yellow capsule, likes to eat bananas, and makes noise like taking stimulants all day long.

The group of ghosts in front of them are similar to those yellow creatures, except that they are a little uglier.

But the group of ghosts in front of him who were despised by Xie Bai for being ugly, didn't know it, and still smiled flatteringly at him.

In the end, Xie Bai stared twice, frightened the group of guys, immediately lowered his head, and stood obediently with his hands on his thighs.

Xie Bai pointed at the door again, and the group of corpses finally came to their senses. They disturbed the boss's sleep, shrunk their necks extremely sorry, and immediately rushed to the door, almost smashing the wooden door. It is easy to run out of this house.

At this time, if someone looked down from above, they would definitely see a horrifying and funny picture.

A group of corpses ran out of the house like they were in prison, their bodies were stiff, but they were waving their arms and legs one by one, spinning and jumping non-stop, fully showing their good mood.

This scene is just like when you meet a group of zombies, you are full of panic, thinking that they will jump over to bite you and eat your flesh, but they suddenly shake their arms and legs and jump up to Di!

You must have a dazed look on your face, you don't know what expression to put on, and you just want to scold - shit!are you crazy!

The night of dancing demons finally passed slowly, the sun came out, and the gloomy village got out of the night and saw some light.

The village head and others hurriedly arranged all kinds of things and offerings needed for the sacrifice, which were more abundant than last time. Of course, Xie Bai satirized them because he was afraid that the river god would not be happy.

Xie Bai, as the central important figure in the sacrifice, the bride of the river god, was of course required to wear a wedding dress.

In a remote mountain village, it is only a one-time item for sacrificial offerings. Of course, the fabric of the wedding dress will not be very good. Cheap and tacky red, long-sleeved robes, embroidery and so on are even less likely to be worn by ordinary people. It doesn't matter, but Xie Bai's face is so strong that he even wears fresh clothes and looks like a handsome young man on a furious horse. Looking at it at a glance, he is amazed by the feeling of time.

When Xie Bai appeared, the air suddenly froze, and everyone couldn't help but stare blankly.

Even the villagers who hated him so much couldn't help sighing, no wonder the God of the River picked him up, he looks like this, if it's a girl doll, that's fine!