Accidentally bent the hero [Transmigration Book]

Zhong Xue picked up a piece of sauced beef, bit it down viciously, chewed viciously, and swallowed viciously into her stomach.

Afterwards, he tore a plastic smile from the corner of his mouth: "Prince Ping didn't come, it must be because the butler made a mistake when he was sorting out the guest list. However, my father and I are flattered to be able to come to the birthday banquet in such a busy schedule."

"Father-in-law's birthday gift may not be attended by others, but I will definitely attend." Liang Duan smiled, as if he arrived last year.

"Haha, that's, that's." The corner of Zhong Xue's mouth twitched slightly, and she picked up a piece of sauced beef and brought it to Liang Duan. "My cook's skill is very good, try it soon." After it's cold, it's especially chewy, and it tastes like Like cannibalism, relieve hatred.

Liang Duan hesitated for a while before putting it in his mouth, and immediately spat it out again: "It's so hard."

……

The originally happy birthday banquet broke up amidst embarrassment.

On the carriage, Liang Duan closed his eyes and said nothing.

The quiet atmosphere caused Zhong Xue to be extremely uncomfortable, and he spoke first; "Why did your son come here suddenly today?"

Yesterday I sent someone to deliver a message to the Shocking Insects Courtyard, but I refused without even raising my head.

"It's me, not Xie Xuan, are you disappointed?" Liang Duan said coldly with his eyes slightly open.

"Huh?" Zhong Xue has a big head. This person can beat a snake with a stick just by relying on his brain. He is really convinced.

"If Xie Xuan hadn't been called to the palace suddenly by the emperor, maybe he would have come here." Liang Duan didn't know where the corner was, and he opened and closed his mouth to say Xie Xuan.

Zhong Xuejiu, who was already suffocated because of the deduction of her image value, put on her face: "Whether he comes or not is none of my business!"

Zhong Xue's voice was loud and fierce, the coachman was startled, he subconsciously grabbed the reins and pulled, suddenly the car body leaned forward, Zhong Xue knocked his head on the carriage wall... oh no, on the fan bone...

The fan is so bony, it hurts more than being knocked against the wall of the carriage! ! !

Afraid that I will fall, you can block it with your hands, your chest muscles, or even pull you into your arms. What the hell are you blocking with a broken fan? ! !

Zhong Xue, with three blood marks on her forehead, roared inwardly, Brother Duan, you deserve to have no sisters or little brothers, even this EQ who even despises picking up junk can only be confused with no cp! ! !

Misfortunes and blessings depend on, Liang Duan finally stopped mentioning Xie Xuan.

A few days later, Steward Zhang came into the study with a jug of the latest peach blossom wine: "Your Majesty, there is news from Wu Zuo that the wet nurse did indeed die from drowning, and she did indeed drown in the bathtub."

Liang Duan held his cup and took a sip: "Drown in the tub, and he died so peacefully. It's really strange that things happen every year, especially now."

Butler Zhang: "Should we still investigate?"

Liang Duan smiled: "An irrelevant person."

Steward Zhang immediately speculated, "Then we won't investigate."

After Liang Duan finished his cup, Steward Zhang poured another cup for him: "There is one more thing about the old prince."

Liang Duan hissed lightly with his fingers upright, and handed the pen and paper to Steward Zhang...

Butler Zhang was about to leave with the tray when he heard Liang Duan ask, "Is the injury on Shi Zifei's head healed?"

Butler Zhang smiled: "Okay, everything is alright, you can go and see for yourself if you don't believe me."

"Wandering things, it's good to be disfigured, who wants to see him." Liang Duan fanned him off.

Listen to Yuxuan.

Zhong Xue stood the hoe by the wall, holding a handful of freshly picked weeds in her hand.

The chubby Xu Xiaoqing asked Zhong Xue for the dirty grass with mud roots, and threw Liu Meiren a face: "You little concubine who can't even go to the banquet, what prestige is showing here? Get out of here!"

After the birthday banquet, Father Zhong sent Xu Xiaoqing over, saying that Xu Xiaoqing was a bandit in his ancestors, he was crazy, he was not afraid of anything, and he could protect Zhong Xue from getting angry with him.

Liu Meiren and the concubine were locked up in the firewood room for a few days, and they hated Zhong Xue in their hearts, so they came here to make trouble when they got the chance today.

In the blink of an eye, Xu Xiaoqing tied him to the wooden cart, wiped off his sweat, and smiled, revealing two cute little canine teeth: "Master, I'm going out for a while."

Zhong Xue smiled and waved her hands.Xu Xiaoqing raised his head, pulled up the squeaking wooden cart and went out through the back door of Ting Yuxuan.

[System: Are you a little too much? 】

Zhong Xue patted the soil on her hands: "Where is it~"

[You sold people to brothels! 】

"It was originally from Goulan Washe, pretending to be a woman from a good family," Zhong Xue narrowed her eyes, "Liu Meiren and Qiaoer are the eyeliners planted by Liang Wang, and Liang Duan has long wanted to clear them out, but he didn't get it right. I just happened to help him, as a concubine, I have repeatedly assaulted my wife, this crime is serious enough."

Just as Xu Xiaoqing's chubby body disappeared through the moon cave gate, a section of black clothes appeared by the wall.

"Is that why you sold my concubine's room?" Liang Duan leaned against the wall with his arms folded.

Zhong Xue pierced through the sky with a shudder: "When did you come?"

"Always there." Liang Duan said arrogantly.

Liang Duan didn't ask about Liu Meiren, his eyes swept over Zhong Xue's forehead, and then fell on the peach blossom tree beside him, and the topic changed like this: "I met Xie Xuan in the next court today."

"..."

"I even had a fight with him."

"..."

"I also had his carriage smashed, and the roof of the carriage was shattered into powder. Oh, and two of his men were killed by me."

"..."

"Aren't you angry?" Liang Duan looked at Zhong Xue, who rolled up his trouser legs, pulling up weeds like an unheard of vegetable field, wondering.

"Not angry, not angry." Zhong Xue chuckled.

This perfunctory tone made Liang Shizi very unhappy: "I killed two people!"

Zhong Xue stood up straight, with a surprised but emotionless expression: "Wow."

Liang Duan's eyes were wide open, he stood there for a while, opened his mouth, and walked away with a cold snort.

After the court, the second prince secretly caught up with Xie Xuan in a carriage, and the two had a big quarrel. To be precise, it was a dog biting a dumb-Xie Xuan didn't say a word, and the second prince was cursing the whole time. In the end, the second prince became angry, So someone smashed Xie Xuan's carriage, and it was not damaged, but a few boards were loosened, and no one was killed.

At best, Liang Duan is a joke eater.

If Xu Xiaoqing, who was out shopping, hadn't bumped into him face to face, Zhong Xue might have believed his nonsense.

During dinner, Xu Xiaoqing talked about this matter again, and Xie Xuan's life experience was involved.When he was working in Zhongfu, he often ran around in the market, and heard a lot of rumors that were hard to tell.

"Some people say that Prince Ping is the illegitimate son of today's king. Judging by the behavior of the second prince today, it may be true." Xu Xiaoqing widened his eyes and whispered.

Before he could finish speaking, Zhong Xue cut him off with a look, spreading rumors that Royal Mixin was a serious crime of beheading.

Regarding Xie Xuan's life experience, the original text laid a lot of foreshadowing, but it was unfinished in the later stage, and none of them were filled in. Some people said that he was the emperor's illegitimate son, and some people said that he was picked up by Lao Ping Wang when he went to the south of the Yangtze River.

Zhong Xue got up at night, and when she opened the door, she suddenly saw a head sticking out of the wall, with goosebumps all over her body.

The head was originally quietly growing on it, but as soon as he appeared, there was a commotion in an instant.

Through the moonlight, Zhong Xuefang could see clearly that this was the brother who almost had sex with him!

"Why are you here?" Zhong Xue asked in surprise, clutching her stomach.

"My family misses you son, and you can't sleep all night because of worrying, so I came to see you."

"roll--"

Zhong Xue scolded very fiercely, and that brother really didn't come again.

But when he woke up on the third day, Zhong Xue realized that he had overestimated his deterrent power.

It's not that this guy didn't come, but he was caught by the family general when he was grabbing the wall, and he was directly dragged to the side hall for trial.

When Zhong Xue arrived, there was blood all over the ground.After questioning, I found out that this guy was unable to escape, fell off the wall, and accidentally landed on his face first.

Butler Zhang let him go after criticizing and educating him.Liang Duan drank tea the whole time without saying a word.

"Just let people go like this? Don't arrest and torture them? At least they have to be locked up for three or two days without water or rice." Zhong Xue looked at the empty hall door. If this is a cultivation world, he really wants to doubt Liang Duan It was taken away by some Holy Mother.

"Shizi Concubine's thoughts are really vicious, and she is a favorite of yours who is almost ruined by you anyway, and she is really good at it." Liang Duan took a sip of tea and said lightly: "But you, a favorite, look familiar."

He glanced at Zhong Xue meaningfully: "It's almost like Xie Xuan."

Zhong Xue was stunned, the pets in the yard that the original owner raised must all look a lot like Xie Xuan, right? !Bai Yueguang couldn't get what he wanted, so he found countless substitutes, and he was terrified after thinking about it.

Zhong Xue's scalp was numb, she took a deep breath, and asked with a shy face, "Your Majesty cares so much about Xie Xuan, so it must be because he is attracted to me?"

"I'm attracted to you? It's a big joke! Don't tell me that I, Liang Duan, don't like men. Even if I do, I wouldn't like you like this." Liang Duan had a disgusted look on his face.

Zhong Xue quickly apologized, "Just kidding, don't take it seriously."

At this moment, a servant came up to deliver a message, saying that the king of Liang had come.

Liang Duan frowned, just as Zhong Xue was driven away, King Liang had already entered the room.

……

"The king of Liang came aggressively, but left angrily without saying a few words." Xu Xiaoqing held a small chicken the size of a fist, raised his elbow and wiped his sweat.

Liu Meiren and Qiao'er were betrayed, Liang Wang must have come to question this time, and if the questioning failed, he naturally left in anger.

"It's good to be angry. When the old (bastard) King Liang is angry, the prince will be happy." When the prince is happy, the difficulty of gaining image value will be reduced.Zhong Xue rolled her eyes and smiled: "The chicken looks good, let's eat chicken stewed with mushrooms at night."

Xu Xiaoqing was shocked: "This is a chick. I looked cute and brought it from the back kitchen to play with. I can't eat it."

"It's edible~ The chicken is tender and more delicious." Zhong Xue closed the erotic palace, "Let's make roast chicken|"

The little chicken probably understood the words of the people, fluttered its little tender yellow wings, hit the ground with its head, rolled over, and ran towards the moon cave gate with its two slender claws in an instant.

Before running far, he ran into a human wall.

The little yellow chicken ate the bear's heart and leopard courage, climbed onto the man's black boots, and rubbed against the man's ankle.

Liang Duan looked at the little guy on his feet, his face seemed to be beeping, and after holding back for a long time, he finally shouted angrily: "Get out!"

Shizi, who tried to communicate with the chicken, was defeated and watched the little yellow chicken continue to run wild on his feet.After a while, I finally couldn't bear it any longer. I lifted the chicken's head and put it on the peach tree trunk. The peach blossoms gradually fascinated the corns, and the little yellow chicken stepped on the air. If Xu Xiaoqing hadn't caught it quickly, he might have jumped off the tree and died.

The author has something to say:

The little yellow chicken of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds deserves a name.I went back and saw that jio's was too ugly, so I repaired it, and it should be better.