Accidentally bent the hero [Transmigration Book]

Zhong Xue punched Liang Duan in the chest: "You are crazy!"

Zhong Xue held back her strength, the punch didn't hurt, and there was even a bit of ambiguity of "a small fist punching your chest".

Liang Duan burst out laughing, his whole body was crushed into honey by Zhong Xue's punch, the corners of his eyes and brows were so sweet.

"Why are you laughing? Don't make a bad idea, I won't agree!" Zhong Xuehou leaned back and said at the beam.

This is directly related to a person's integrity, whoever promises to be Erha.

As usual, Liang Duan must have been forced by violence, and Zhong Xue was ready to be thrown down, but after waiting for a long time, not only was she not thrown down, but she was hugged horizontally instead.

Liang Duan took a long breath, lowered his head, and let out a breathy laugh: "It's up to you."

Zhong Xue never expected that Liang Duan's face would turn red because of Liang Duan's ambiguous smile.

Concubine Xiao Shizi bit her lower lip angrily: "Brother, you have changed."

"I've always been like this." Liang Duan said lightly.

Zhong Xuexin said that you fart, as the protagonist with no CP, your provocative skill points are negative, what about now?Just a smile makes people daydream, who will believe that it hasn't changed?

Liang Duan took the opportunity to squeeze Zhong Xue's waist with his hands, and frowned, "You seem to have lost weight again."

Although the two of them had been honest with each other last night, their emotions were overwhelmed, and Liang Duan didn't notice that Zhong Xue, who had no flesh in the first place, had lost weight again.

Zhong Xue circled Liang Duan's neck and said, "The food is not good, so of course I lost weight."

Life here in Lingnan is very difficult. Even Liang Duan and Zhong Xue don't have much better food and drink. Most of them are steamed buns and wild vegetables. Let alone meat, the oil used in cooking is counted.

Liang Duan was silent, and didn't speak again until he carried him back to the station.

There was porridge to be delivered at night, Zhong Xue originally wanted to go to help, but as soon as he went out, he was stopped by two attendants, saying that Liang Duan had ordered Zhong Xue to stay in the house and not go anywhere.

Zhong Xuenahan asked the attendant why, and the attendant said they didn't know either.

It's not surprising, Brother Duan always gives orders without explanation.

Zhong Xue closed the door and sat back on the bed, reviewed the previous plot, and knocked on the system that had been pretending to be dead for a long time: "Tong'er, are you there?"

[The system gentleman, who fainted several times after cleaning up the mosaic, was dying: Sorry, the system is dead, something happened to burn the paper. 】

Concubine Zhong Xiaoshi didn't know that the system needs to restore the plot when transmitting data to the host. If there is coded content in the plot, it needs to be cleaned thoroughly and carefully to ensure that no violations occur.Of course, he didn't know that for the system, cleaning the mosaic was as difficult as cleaning bubble gum stuck to the ground.

Zhong Xue called him two more times, and the system was finally willing to talk to him.

[If you talk and fart, I'm, very, busy! 】

Zhong Xue pressed the bed with both hands, and swayed her legs back and forth: "My image value hasn't increased much recently?"

He thinks that he has performed very well recently, especially when he blocked brother Duan some time ago, at least he should add fifty or sixty points.

It doesn't matter if you don't ask, the system will get angry when you ask.

During this period of time, Zhong Xue's image value has been increasing in a whizzing way, as if he was on the hook, but every time he increases, he is doing those indescribable things, and every time the system broadcasts, it is completely covered by the mosaic wall. It moved back, so that the broadcast of the image value increase has been delayed.

[The system suppressed its anger, and silently recited the "System Moral Cultivation Manual" ten times in its heart, and didn't want to care about the clock mosaic maker Snow that possessed it: After the hard work of you and the protagonist, your current image value is 25,000 points . 】

Zhong Xue was taken aback by the string of zeros in front of him, twenty-five thousand!God - what did he do?

After a burst of excitement, Zhong Xue forced herself to calm down, and asked with doubts: "Tong'er, I don't quite understand what it means to have worked hard with the protagonist."

【Are you pretending to be stupid or thinking I'm stupid?Every time the protagonist sleeps with you, the image value will skyrocket once, and a lot of gold coins will be given as a gift. Isn't this the hard work of you and the protagonist? Is it me? 】

Zhong Xue pointed at herself in surprise: "You mean that I bought all these cute images with my body?!"

His body turned out to be so valuable!

【I go!What's your expression?You don't want to get worse, don't you go too far! 】

Zhong Xue shook her head: "No, I'm just a little excited."

[The system shovels a piece of mosaic: After the image value reaches 30,000 points, the advanced store will be opened. At that time, the host will be able to freely choose a plug-in in the store, and I will go to work if I have nothing to do. 】

Just after Zhong Xue said goodbye to him, Mr. System, the little migrant worker, came back and killed him again.

[You, you, pay me attention, protecting the system's living environment is everyone's responsibility as the host!And your kidney, don't look for me if it's broken. 】

"..." Zhong Xue didn't understand, why did his kidney fail?

At this moment, thick smoke billowed from the kitchen roof in the backyard of the inn, and those who didn't know passing by thought it was a fire.

"My son, cough, cough, the upper reaches of the Huaihe River, cough, traces of bandits were found in the upper reaches... Damn it, my son! The pot is on fire!" The confidant was frightened crazy, and swear words came out.

Liang Duan put the lid on the pot calmly: "What are you shouting, it's really rare, I'm heating the pot."

Subconsciously, Liang Duan wanted to explain to his confidant, looked at the clumsy hand of his confidant who could only hold a machete, and waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, you haven't cooked at first glance, and you don't understand if you tell me."

My confidant was shocked, have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?Whose house almost burned the roof through a hot pot?joke!

Liang Duan tugged at the small apron on his body, and stretched out his hand.The cook at the side handed over the seasoning tremblingly.

The food in the past few days has not been very good, Zhong Xue has lost so much weight, Liang Duan is almost heartbroken, he is determined to make some delicious food for Zhong Xue to supplement.

After a series of soul-stirring operations that shook the walls of the kitchen, a plate of braised pork with average color, average appearance, and average taste was out of the pan.

Liang Duan put the meat away, took off the small apron with one hand and threw it into the cook's arms, and while walking out, he gave succinct instructions to his confidants: "Follow them, and see if you can find a nest and take it away. If you can't, be careful not to go to Lingnan Land and water. By the way, there will be a grain team entering the city in the future, so send someone to pick it up, so there will be no accidents."

The confidant was ordered, and just about to leave, he was caught by the ordinary braised pork: "If Shi Zifei wants to eat, you can let the cook cook it directly."

Liang Duan frowned, looked at him impatiently, and said in a very bad tone: "What do you know? He only eats what I cook."

After saying this, Liang Duan couldn't help rambling nonchalantly: "He is really troublesome, he needs me to feed him when he takes medicine, and he often asks me to feed him when he eats. Now it's not my cooking, he even Don’t even look at it, and even pour it out.”

His confidant looked confused, looking at this dish of braised pork, he really wanted to ask - son, are you dreaming?

It really wasn't that Liang Duan was dreaming, because Zhong Xue had indeed said that "he wouldn't eat a meal that wasn't cooked by Liang Duan himself".

Last night, when the two of them were in the rain, Zhong Xue casually chatted with Liang Duan.

Zhong Xue: "Brother, your mouth is so sweet."

Liang Duan gasped heavily: "That's why you insist on me feeding you without taking medicine?"

It wasn't originally, but in order to cater to the atmosphere, Zhong Xue not only admitted it, but also played it up by the way, rambling, and said that sentence - he would not eat a meal that was not made by Liang Duan himself.

Zhong Xue looked at the plate of braised pork on the table and was startled: "Brother, I'm just joking, and you know that you can't believe what people say when they're on the bed."

"It's all... fake? All of them?" Liang Duan frowned.

Zhong Xue nodded without even thinking about it: "Brother, don't you take it seriously? That's fun! Do you understand fun? It's like when I keep yelling no, I really want it."

After finishing speaking, Zhong Xue felt that this example seemed inappropriate, and explained: "Let's take you as an example. When you teased me, you also said that you liked me very much, and you liked me to death, but you obviously don't like me." I like men, so it's a lie, understand?"

"Shut up!" Liang Duan's face turned black, and he clenched his hands, breaking the chopsticks violently.all fake?It's a lie to say that he only eats his cooking, it's a lie to say that he only wants to sleep with him, it's a lie to say that he likes him, but what he said is true!

I like him, I like him to death, I want him every day, thinking about him is going crazy, but he...

Liang Duan's eyes were red, and his voice became hoarse for no reason: "Then if someone else teases you, will you say the same?"

Zhong Xue shrank her head in fright: "No one has ever messed with me except you."

Hearing this sentence, the fire in Liang Duan's heart was half extinguished. He took a pair of chopsticks, picked up a very small piece of braised pork and handed it to Zhong Xue's mouth: "Open your mouth, be good."

Zhong Xue shivered at the obedient shout, what happened to this man?

He opened his mouth obediently, and Liang Duan put the piece of meat into his mouth. Before he could close it, Liang Duan pressed his hand on the back of his head and kissed him, and put his tongue directly into Zhong Xue's mouth, curling it gently After licking the piece of braised pork, it went directly into Zhong Xue's throat. Zhong Xue's Adam's apple moved, and she swallowed it whole.

The braised pork was very small, and the meat was so badly burned that it didn't hurt too much to swallow it dry, but the meat was all swallowed, and Liang Duan's tongue was still plundering in his mouth.

After a few strokes, Zhong Xue was picked up.

He groaned, and tried to push the end of the beam, but he didn't push it away after a couple of pushes.

But when he just accepted his fate and put the ring on Liang Duan's neck, Liang Duan suddenly stopped moving, retracted his tongue, and gave him a fixed look: "Except for me, no one will do this to you in the future."

"What do you mean by this sentence?" Zhong Xue was puzzled.

"It's not interesting." Liang Duan straightened his clothes, hooked the corners of his lips at Zhong Xue who was bewildered, took out a book of erotic palaces from the cabinet, opened the folded page, picked up a pen and made a tick, and turned his hand Show it to Zhong Xue: "Just now this is the part, tonight..." Liang Duan turned a page, "Try this tonight."

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The next morning, Zhong Xue's throat felt like he had swallowed two catties of fire sand. It was dry, hot and sore. He lay limply on the bed, looked at Liang Duan who was putting on his clothes radiantly, and said angrily, "Brother, you are crazy!" It doesn't look like a human!"

Liang Duan was half dressed, walked to the bed, and bowed down: "I still have the strength to speak, it seems that I am still too light."

Zhong Xue rolled her eyes: "You have the guts to insult me! What kind of a hero are you with your hands!"

Liang Duan raised his eyebrows: "Don't worry, when I finish my work here, I will pick a good day and auspicious day, and I will naturally want you completely."

The author has something to say:

Brother Duan: "This son used his hands today, it's amazing, hum~╭(╯^╰)╮"

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