Accidentally bent the hero [Transmigration Book]

Hearing this sentence, Zhong Xue was inexplicably upset. Liang Duan thought he was dirty, so he rubbed against Liang Duan.

"You made your legs weak, you have to take responsibility." Zhong Xue stretched her arms across the beam, bending her eyes provocatively: "Pick me up."

Liang Duan was stunned for a moment, seeing Zhong Xue's bold and unrestrained actions, his lower abdomen felt hot again, he resisted and moved back half a step, turned his face away, clenched his fists and said in a low voice, stop making trouble.

Fuck, now you are so disgusted, why did you go early? !Zhong Xue couldn't get angry, and leaned against the tree trunk with her arms folded: "I won't leave unless you hug me. I'm staying here today, and I won't leave at night. It would be better if a tiger or lion sprang out and ate me up. No more, so it won't dirty your eyes."

"When did I think you were dirty?" Liang Duan frowned, why did this person act so petty regardless of the occasion?Now it's outside, in broad daylight, is he so dissatisfied and wants to be done by himself?There are so many people in the shooting range outside, if they hear the news, what will they say about him, how will they remarry in the future?Why can't he figure out the twists and turns in this?

"You didn't say it, but I understand." Zhong Xue raised her arms again, and said in a long voice, "If you don't hug me, let me die~ I'm not alive~"

"It's really... There's nothing I can do about you." Liang Duan supported his forehead, bowed to pick him up, and kept him in his arms when he got on the horse, for fear that he would make trouble again.

Liang Duan hugged Zhong Xue with one hand, pulled the rein with the other, and rode his horse forward slowly. He looked down at Zhong Xue, and didn't quite understand. Are other women's wives also so vexatious?

Seeing that Liang Duan was going back the same way, Zhong Xue quickly grabbed the reins: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Go back, can't you see the scenery?" Liang Duan said impatiently.

"Go back?! You don't hunt?" Zhong Xue turned to look at Liang Duan in shock.

"I just came here for a stroll, I didn't intend to hunt." Liang Duan said.

"You..." Zhong Xuegan'er was in pain, "If you don't hunt, tell me sooner! I put 1 taels of gold on you! 1 taels! Gold!"

"You pressed so much?" Liang Duan opened his eyes wide, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, but Zhong Xue was so angry that he was blind and didn't see it.

"Yeah! What do you think? Even if my family has money, it's not a decimal. You have to pay me, or..."

Before Zhong Xue finished speaking, the horse's head turned suddenly, and he lay down in Liang Duan's arms inertially, almost biting his own tongue, "Damn it, can you say hello before you turn the corner!"

"Don't swear." Liang Duan reprimanded with a smile, and patted Zhong Xue's head by the way, "Hey, go hunting, do you want to eat rabbits, sika deer, or something else?"

I want to bite you to death first... Zhong Xue was secretly upset, and glanced into the distance: "I will eat whatever you fight, the more the better, hurry up, if you lose today, I will tell the world, good!" Tell me why you lost."

"Why did I lose?" Liang Duan was at a loss.

Zhong Xue raised her eyebrows, and said in a cadence: "Because you are wild|sexual|sexual|sexual! Originally, you could take the first place, but you were seduced by my beauty. Green Sky and White Day raped me in the woods, keeping me out of bed for seven days, completely eliminating the possibility of my sustainable development."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Liang Duan was shocked, "What is sustainable development? Why can't you get out of bed for seven days? I just touched you a few times, and I didn't do anything to you! I didn't even touch your place!"

He is going to die wrongly.

"You touched it."

"I do not have!"

"You really touched it. My chrysanthemum still hurts. It's hot, not only there, but also in my throat. It's like swallowing a few catties of sand in my throat. It's a dry pain!"

Zhong Xue opened her eyes and spoke nonsense, describing everything in detail, even how Liang Duan got him to make it round, without any flaws.If he hadn't been the protagonist, Liang Duan would have believed it.

"So, if I don't get back my 1 taels of gold, I promise, brother, you will become famous all over the world in the name of lewd|lewdness. At that time, those poor men who don't give up may come to learn from you Well." If you think I'm dirty, I'll piss you off, and Zhongxue will play on her upper body, "They will say: Your Majesty, how do you do it seven times a day? When the time comes, our house will definitely be full of people, is it so lively?" ,what do you think?"

"Shut up!" Liang Duan frowned, his face darkened, "Can't you have some face?"

Zhong Xue raised her eyebrows: "I'm sorry, my 10 taels of gold is more important than my face."

"Skin, shallow." Liang Duan gritted his teeth, and as soon as the words fell, he clamped his horse's belly and carried Zhong Xue into the depths of the forest...

Came out from the hunting ground, already dusk.

The attendants carried the prey out of the field one by one, and counted them in piles according to the types of arrow feathers inserted. When they were counting, several young masters chatted, and their expressions were not very bright.

"What did you hit?"

"Hey, it's just a few wild rabbits, they're so skinny, it's unbearable. What about you? I think you came out quite late, and you've gained a lot, right?"

"Come on, it's about the same as you. It's also a few hares and a few pheasants. Hey, I'm surprised. There are fierce tigers in the deep forest of this hunting ground. You should notify them in advance. It's nothing to put up a broken sign Son?"

"Hey, you saw that sign too. I thought I was the only one who was unlucky and chose a path with no way forward. I didn't expect that we would be free from each other in an instant hahaha."

"The big guys are all in the depths of the dense forest, but there are warning signs on the road leading to the depths of the dense forest. We can't enter, we can only walk around the edge of the hunting ground, and we will only catch some pheasants and hares. It's okay, everyone It's all the same, don't be unbalanced."

"I don't think so. Just now I saw the servants carrying out dozens of deer and three or four foxes. I don't know who beat them. Is it you?"

"Don't, don't, I haven't even seen a shadow of a deer, but I have seen the arrows stuck in those deer, gold silk and black feathers, the special feather arrows of Prince Liang's mansion."

"Is it Liang Duan?! Isn't he afraid of tigers?"

As soon as the words came out, one person walked towards this side while continuing: "Of course I'm not afraid, because he is that dog tiger."

Everyone turned around and saw that it was Zhou Yan, and saluted one after another. They glanced at the warning sign engraved on waste wood on the side of the road in Zhou Yan's hand, and wondered, "Why did the second prince take this thing out? And just now?" That's..."

Zhou Yan put the bow on his body and tapped on the small board: "Are you blind or are you blind? Can't you recognize this word?"

After all, everyone was a respectable person, and suddenly they were scolded and blinded, and they felt a little unhappy, and their faces were not very good-looking.

One person asked, "What's wrong?"

As soon as he finished asking, he opened his mouth wide: "This word looks familiar."

Zhou Yan poked the board at his face: "What does it mean to be familiar? You used to be classmates with that dog bastard Liang Duan back then. You can't even recognize his characters? It doesn't matter if you don't recognize him. Let me tell you. This is what he wrote, and he inserted the signs that read "Tiger ahead, no trespassing"! Now you understand why he was the only one who hit the big guy?"

Everyone reacted for a while, and finally understood, but a new question immediately appeared: "Since the second prince has exposed Liang Duan's trick, why didn't you hunt the big guy? Also, why did Liang Duan do this?" ?”

Zhou Yan: "I... I'm too lazy to hunt! And I don't know why Liang Duan did this?"

Zhong Xue took a bite of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and wiped the sugar on Liang Duan's body: "Good question, brother, why did you do this?"

"I don't do that, you want everyone to see that I was teasing you?" Liang Duan glanced at him and said coldly.

"..." Zhong Xue's mind froze, yes, Liang Duan just threatened to throw him to feed the tiger, and took him to the depths of the dense forest.After Liang Duan drove Zhou Yan away, he left again, and did those things to him when he came back, during which time he should have put a warning sign.The behavior of this ghost and animal is really—very incomprehensible.

Zhong Xue looked at Liang Duan faintly, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "I asked you what to do when people saw you. You said that you have already taken care of it, and no one will come. That's how you did it?"

"Not bad." Liang Duan did not deny it, "Now it seems that the effect is acceptable."

After Liang Duan's careful "management", he won the leader of today's hunting effortlessly. He had too many prey to eat, and he didn't want to give them to those unfamiliar princes. He simply loaded them all into cars and gave them to the city. The Lingnan disaster victims who fled abroad.

Zhong Xue won the bet and was distributing the money under the tent, while Liang Duan sat beside him and watched intently.

Although everyone didn't like Liang Duan very much, they were still willing to bet and handed out bank notes one by one.

"Hey, where's Mr. Zhang?" Zhong Xue nodded and found that there was one more person missing.

"This...here." Mr. Zhang raised his hand at the door of the tent in shock, his face flushed, and he glanced at Zhong Xue and Liang Duan as if flying, with a strange expression on his face.

As soon as he handed over the bank note, someone patted him on the shoulder and asked, "I heard people say, Brother Zhang, you are so courageous that you even ignored the warning sign and broke in directly. Why did you return empty-handed?"

Liang Duan, who had been silent all this time, raised his glass with one hand and paused in the air. He looked at Mr. Zhang with another face, his eyes narrowed: "You went in?"

Mr. Zhang shook his hands like rattles: "I didn't, I didn't, I didn't see anything, my stomach hurts, I'll go to the latrine first."

Zhong Xue looked at Mr. Zhang's back as if fleeing for his life, took a deep breath, lowered his head and winked at Liang Duan—what should we do?

Liang Duan pretended to be stupid with him, and quietly looked back at Zhong Xue: "Is there a flower on my face? Why do you keep staring at me?"

"You are good-looking." Zhong Xue squeezed out a smirk, and deliberately said ambiguously, "Also, special, special, fierce."

Liang Duan looked at Zhong Xue in shock, and sure enough, he hadn't mastered his prowess yet, and Zhong Xue still overwhelmed him.

A bold young man pointed at Liang Duan's face: "Your Majesty, your face turns red and white, do you have kidney deficiency?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, but the words were already out of his mouth, so he could only turn around and catch Liang Duan's death stare with his back. Feeling guilty for a long time, I just waited for Liang Duan to say something more shameless.

Liang Duan pinched Zhong Xue's waist in public, and smiled sinisterly: "Whether I have kidney deficiency or not, you should know best."

Zhong Xue was so startled that her eyebrows almost flew out of her face. Brother Duan is putting what he has learned into practice too fast!