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Regarding Qi Mu's innocuous accusation, the viewers in the live broadcast room said:

"Don't listen, I don't listen."

"We'll see!"

The "well" character on Qi Mu's forehead almost broke the limit.

What to do? He suddenly got a little angry.

Sarutobi Hiruzen arranged the matter well and asked for his opinion, saying that he would temporarily arrange for someone to go to the Uchiha clan to take care of him for a while.

Of course, this is the prerequisite for Qi Mu to live alone in the future, otherwise, according to what he heard, he might be sent to live in someone else's house.

Qi Mu is actually very curious about the way other people's parents get along.

But he, as an ordinary "Uchiha", still rejected this possibility.

Accidentally petrified others, but the excuse is the special ability of Sharingan.

Accidentally sinking half a leg in the ground, countless ninjas can do it.

Even if he sleeps in the middle of the night and accidentally blows the house away, it's probably not a big deal. For ninjas, it's not certain that the whole village will suffer at every turn.

However, he doesn't know ninjutsu.

If you talk about ninjas, you must know ninjutsu, especially if these people teach so seriously.

But he "doesn't remember" the ninjutsu he knows and the ninjutsu he should learn.

So everything is exposed.

Thinking about someone pointing at him and yelling: "You are not Sasuke Uchiha, where did you come from as a monster?" In such a situation, Qi Mu felt a little headache.

It hurts more than facing a hot-blooded boy.

I heard that Uchiha is a very famous ninja clan. For such a family, there must be something in the family that records their strengths.

Just by looking at it, he can know how far he should go.

Yes, he was just afraid of scaring people.

Fire, water, and earthquakes are all child's play for superpowers.

When Saiki Kusuo changed the subconsciousness of people all over the world, ninjas hadn't appeared yet!

Cough cough, a little bit of middle school, let's start again.

After talking so much, I don’t want to live in someone else’s house. In fact, there is only one reason in the final analysis:

Too much trouble.

The system circled around him to be cute: "Host host, if you are afraid of trouble, I can..."

"Snapped!"

Qi Mu expressionless, slapped the system flying.

His tone was unwavering: 【You are the biggest trouble I have encountered. 】

If he hadn't encountered this live broadcast system at the beginning, he would still be eating coffee jelly in peace.

That's his ideal life, isn't it?

The system climbed back, crying and complaining: "I, I am helping you accumulate popularity."

Oh?

Qi Mu took the initiative to communicate with the audience in the live broadcast room for the first time: [Do I need to accumulate popularity? 】

"No, no, no boss, you are the most popular!"

"That's right, long live Qishen≧▽≦!"

"Hhh, the boss suddenly lost his domineering side."

"Huh? Can anyone tell me what happened? Does Mr. Qi Mu no longer desire to be ordinary? Where is the character set?"

Persona?

Saiki said that it does not exist.

The most powerful person in history, even if he has been an ordinary person for 16 years, he still has his own traffic and becomes a god every second.

You deserve superpowers!

The system gritted its teeth and was forced to answer: "You win."

Qi Mu pushed his eyes, without a trace of expression, hiding his merit and fame.

There are very few people as low-key as him now.

However, after returning to the land of the Uchiha clan, his heart was not feeling well again.

Hatake Kakashi, whom I had seen before, was sitting lazily at the dining table, with his legs crossed, holding a little porn book, saw him coming in, and waved the little porn book at him: "Yo ~ Sasuke."

So it turns out that the efficiency of the Naruto faction is so fast?

And uncle, is it really okay for you to be so unrestrained in someone else's house?

Qi Mu silently nodded.

However, his scares today were far from over.

Naruto's little golden head poked out from the crack in the kitchen door, blinked his little blue eyes, saw that it was him, and immediately pulled open the whole door.

[The door will cry. 】

And why are you here?

Qi Mu was very puzzled.

Naruto waved the big kitchen knife in one hand, shook it a few times, and waved desperately at him: "Yo! Sasuke, you're back!"

Um?Should you say this?

And it's almost time to explain why I'm here.

"Did you forget?" Naruto gave him a thumbs up, showing his white teeth and smiling brightly, "It's to help you familiarize yourself with the course!"

No, what he meant was, why did you step into the Uchiha land before him.

And how exactly did it get in?

"Tick, tick."

Qi Mu looked for the sound and cast his eyes on the ground.

A small puddle of bright red unknown liquid soaked the floor, stained with brown marks, looking up, the red liquid was connected to...

The big kitchen knife in Naruto's hand.

Qi Mu asked blankly: [What are you doing? 】

Naruto pointed at Hatake Kakashi and smiled: "I'm cooking, he taught me to make that, what's it called salt... Oh yes, salt grilled saury!"

He shook his head in distress: "But I feel like I can't do anything well."

Saiki glanced at Hatake Kakashi who was sitting firmly, the latter noticed his gaze, nodded slightly, and then continued to read the little porn book.

What should I do, my heart is so tired.

He pushed his glasses and said: [I'll help you do it together. 】

If this guy is allowed to grope in the dark, he doesn't know what dark dishes he will make.

In the end, not only did I not have dinner, but I was forced to eat it, which was too painful.

Qi Mu is not talking without evidence.

With superpowers, he just penetrated the wall and saw the current situation of the entire kitchen directly.

Including the fish on the chopping board, which was bloody and had countless cuts, it was really horrible.

Yes, the fish still cocked its tail.

To be reasonable, can't you give it a good time?

Naruto had never cooked, nor did he cook with his "little buddy in his mind", so of course he readily agreed, and even beamed with joy, he immediately ran into the kitchen with a yell.

Qi Mu was about to follow him in when he realized something.

He found a piece of white cloth wrapped around his eyes, and then said to the audience in the live broadcast room: [The following content is relatively small and not suitable for children, it is enough for you to listen to it. 】

The treatment of the ingredients alone is bloody enough. It seems that there are men, women and children in his powder, so it's better not to be scared.

Blindfolded, he can also "see" his surroundings with superpowers.

There was a wolf howl in the live broadcast room:

"No!!! Qi God, we want to see!"

"Yes, yes, we really won't be afraid!"

"Suddenly feel that Qi Shen is so gentle?"

There was also an unharmonious voice, "Hey, it's not suitable for children."

"........."

"I don't know why, but after saying this, I suddenly feel that it's better not to look at it."

"That's right, the boss has spoken, right?"

Qi Mu: Shut up, can he be silent?

Naruto saw him coming in, handed him a round eggplant, and then saw the white cloth on his eyes the next second, he hesitated: "Sasuke...is it inconvenient for you?"

He took the eggplant back, patted his chest and grinned: "I can do it by myself, leave it to me!"

Qi Mu's hand outstretched in the air froze in the posture of pinching the eggplant, feeling a little embarrassed for a moment.

Meow meow meow?

He was blindfolded, what do you think happened to him?

Qi Mu grabbed the eggplant with one hand, and said as calmly as possible: [Don't worry about it so much, just do what you want. 】

God knows if he can't bear it if he continues to talk, he will really turn this place into a murder scene.

He quietly peeled the eggplant.

Naruto is chopping fish.

He quietly chops thick strips of eggplant.

Naruto is chopping fish.

He put the eggplant strips in water and heated them over high heat.

Naruto was still chopping fish.

Qi Mu: The number "#" is three consecutive.

He pressed Naruto's hand holding the handle of the knife, and firmly nailed it to the chopping board, penetrating three points into the wood.

【it is ready. 】

"Ah? Ah, that's all right?" Naruto scratched his head and glanced at the fish on the chopping board. Although he was not satisfied, he still nodded, "I know!"

Qi Mu breathed a sigh of relief, slightly relieved.

He turned off the fire, drained the water that boiled the eggplant, and proceeded to the next step. When he turned around, he was immediately startled.

Naruto grabbed the bloody fish and threw it into the pot at once.

With his superior ability, Qi Mu noticed that the scales on the back of this fish hadn't been removed at all!

He said: 【You...】

Naruto poured a whole bag of salt in two or three times, then put on the lid of the pot, clapped his hands and showed off to him: "Sasuke, how are you?"

Saiki: Oh hoo!

Although Naruto seemed to want to be praised, but this time he couldn't do it anyway.

The thought of eating such a fish makes him...

Fortunately, although he is limited by the system and cannot go to other worlds at will, he can still manipulate objects in the world.

Qi Mu immediately took a look at Qi Mu's current situation with his superpower.

Ah, very good.

Qi Mu Guochun was sitting at the dining table, and on the table was a dish of grilled saury.

Kurume, who was sitting across from him, picked up a chopstick of fish and fed it to his mouth.

Qi Mu Guochun opened his mouth happily: "Ah——"

Qi Mu snapped his fingers, and the fish on the chopsticks and on the plate were replaced with those in the pot.

sorry.

Just admit it for now.

You are the greatest father.

After making the eggplant with miso sauce, Saiki put the dish on the table, sat down and had dinner with the two free eaters.

Naruto picked up the fish meat with his chopsticks, chewed it a few times, and put down the chopsticks immediately.

He covered his eyes with his sleeves, wept uncontrollably, his body trembling uncontrollably: "Wuuu... how can I repair it... it's so delicious!"

Delicious as Ichiraku Ramen!

For the first time this month, he ate something other than instant noodles.

Of course, the instant noodles are also delicious, but this saury is the result of his and Sasuke's hard work!

"Sasuke," Naruto raised his head, slapped the table with red eyes, and almost roared to him, "You are my best friend for life!"

Qi Mu: ......... What kind of operation is this.

Just eat well and eat, what kind of friendship are you talking about?

Did you know that your meal was bought with the life of his stupid father?

In another world far away, Qi Mu Guochun, who ate a chopstick of fish meat, felt something was wrong, spat out a piece of fish scale, and immediately rushed to the bathroom to vomit.

Qi Mu Guochun, suddenly.

Qi Mu looked back, wanting to pick up a piece of fish with chopsticks to make up for his fragile mind today.

However, both dishes were empty.

He raised his head, and there were two people in front of him, one was so moved that his chopsticks fell to the ground, and the other exuded a lazy breath, and looked at him without blinking.

Qi Mu's eyes fell on the black mask, and there was a small patch of suspicious color on it, suspected to be soup.

Very good, without saying a word, the speed of eating is quite fast.

So his dinner is fish with chopsticks?

Maybe it was because of his cold face, the accusation was too obvious.

Hatake Kakashi stood up and said in a calm voice: "It's late today, you should rest well and see you tomorrow."

Then there was a "bang", a puff of smoke spread, and there was no one in place.

Qi Mu, the little ghost who stayed where he should have been taken care of:...

Naruto who just wanted to eat to ease his mood:? ?

The atmosphere was strangely silent again.

Naruto rubbed his head and asked, "How did uncle leave?"

[You should leave for me too! 】

As the saying goes, it is easier to invite God than to send God away, Naruto finally found a little partner, why do you want to go home so soon?

His house is cold, with countless boxes of instant noodles piled up, and it is damp and uncomfortable to stay in.

Naruto replied stiffly, "I'll be right back."

Even Qi Mu, who has lost his telepathy, can see that he is very depressed now.

Naruto really wants to stay a little longer, today is really super happy, it is his happiest day!

The people who eat melons in the live broadcast room express their dissatisfaction:

"Boss, why don't you keep him for a while~ How pitiful do you think he is?"

"QAQ loves Naruto very much."

Someone even choked directly:

"Boss, if you don't stay with Naruto for a night, we won't give you coffee jelly!"

"Yes! Stop brushing!"

Qi Mu surrounded by unscrupulous fans: ...

He held Naruto's shoulders, pressed him on the seat, and said seriously: [It's too late, there are spare rooms here, you can stay for just one night. 】

Naruto was stunned for a moment, his eyes suddenly brightened, and his whole body was full of vitality: "Sasuke!"

Qi Mu covered his mouth: 【Shut up. 】

He didn't want to listen to the "best friend" theory that came up again and again. Thank you, I'm very tired.

"Host host, big news!" The system tapped on him, lowering the volume decently, "Do you want to know?"

Qi Mu glanced at it expressionlessly.

In the next second, he slammed his chest hard.

He didn't feel any pain at all, and the system almost vomited blood and died.

"Well, let me tell you, let me say," the system called Rao aggrievedly, opened the live broadcast interface, pointed him to a location on the map in the upper right corner, and said enthusiastically, "Host, go there! It will definitely be useful!"

Qi Mu: ...Why doesn't he know this map?

The system said weakly: "I thought you knew..."

【Okay, I got it," Qi Mu said lightly, 【This is right here? 】

He first told Naruto: [I'll go out for a while, you can find a room to sleep by yourself. 】

Naruto immediately patted his chest and assured him: "Sasuke, go, I will definitely wait for you to come back here!"

...No need, can't you hear him?

And you have to wait for someone to sleep, are you still a baby?

Qi Mu didn't answer, and immediately moved to the location the system had just pointed out to him.

That's right, in a forest not far from Muye Village, it was also the place where Xiaoqiang appeared.

In the secluded forest, he could even hear his own heartbeat with only his ears. The hazy moonlight diffused little by little, lost in the thin mist.

Qi Mu asked the system: [This is the big news you said? 】

The system did not answer him.

The whole forest was dead silent.

The live broadcast room also calmed down a lot:

"Boss, boss, I have a bad feeling."

"That's right, Qi Shen, why don't you go back?"

"I'm afraid someone will steal your sex!"

"...It seems that your focus in front is not right?"

Qi Mu was silent.

Do people with superpowers still need to be afraid of danger?And that system cheated him again.

A tall figure swayed, slowly came out from behind the thick tree trunk, approached step by step, and his appearance gradually became clear.

Black hair and black pupils, exquisite facial features, nasolabial folds, and Sharingan.

Qi Mu who has mastered a series of information: ...

After the genocide, I heard that my younger brother was "somewhat strange", so I came back specially, and wanted to sneak back to Konoha, but at this moment, Uchiha Itachi was captured by his younger brother:...

The people who eat melons are terrified:

"Woc what kind of show operation is this?"

"Boss, run, that's your brother... Bah! That's Zuoer Shao's brother!"

"Run, run, run! Brother abuser, crazy devil, it will definitely be a famous line in a while!"

"Are you crazy, Qi Shen is still afraid of him?"

Uchiha Itachi, who didn't know the existence of the live broadcast room, lowered his voice: "Sasuke, my stupid Ododo."

"Odoudou":? ? ?

"Pfft ha ha ha, what should I do? I suddenly want to laugh."

"Hhh didn't you think it was so fun before?"

"Probably because the operation is too sharp."

Everyone expressed that they were already crying.

Qi Mu didn't have any facial expressions, he just wanted to put the system on the ground to warn him not to be too systematic.

The moment of life and death, cherish that breath.

Great, System, you've got his attention.

Announcement reminder in the live broadcast room: You have obtained a "Gaze of the Big Brother", please continue to work hard.