Did the cub tease the school grass again today?

"You... how could you do this!" Tears welled up in Bai Rongrong's eyes, "Tututu is so cute, why do you want to eat a bunny?"

Bai Siqiong was stunned, he looked at Jiang Shinian with some embarrassment, his face was full of doubts about Bai Rongrong's reaction.

It is indeed too much to say that eating spicy rabbit head is in front of the rabbit, but it is still okay to eat it behind the scenes. Jiang Shinian was interrupted by Angela just as he was about to speak.

"Siqiong is obviously joking, monitor, why don't you react so strongly." Angela poked Bai Siqiong's arm with her elbow, "Isn't it, Siqiong?"

Bai Siqiong was completely blinded by Bai Rongrong's crying, and now he would agree to whatever he said, while frantically wiping Bai Rongrong's tears, he said, "Don't cry, don't cry, I'm just joking."

Bai Rongrong opened his watery eyes and said, "Then, then you can't say that again in the future."

Bai Siqiong nodded repeatedly, and promised that he would never say such words again.

Bai Rongrong's tears came and went faster, he sniffed his nose, wiped away his tears, and said in a small crying voice, "Then let's continue rehearsing."

"Okay, okay, let's continue rehearsing." Angela continued, "Everyone line up in formation first, and let's get familiar with the movements."

After standing in formation, Jiang Shinian stood behind Bai Siqiong. He looked down at Bai Siqiong's slender and fair neck. He secretly glanced at the collar of his collar, feeling a rush of heat towards his nose. I touched my nose, but fortunately there was no real nosebleed.

It feels like you can't eat it every day, it's too torture.

He couldn't help it, leaned into Bai Siqiong's ear, and by talking to him, touched his small and soft earlobe with his lips, "After school, I'll take you to eat spicy rabbit head, I know there is a restaurant Very delicious."

Coincidentally, Bai Rongrong was standing diagonally opposite Bai Siqiong, and with his good hearing, even if Jiang Shinian's voice was very soft, he could still hear him clearly.

Bai Rongrong: "..."

His tears came out again, "You, you are too much, woo woo woo!"

When he made a sound, everyone's attention was attracted, and Angela asked, "Squad leader, what's wrong?"

"They, they..." Bai Rongrong pointed at Bai Siqiong with trembling fingers, "They said... they are going to eat spicy rabbit head after school!"

Angela: "..."

This is a bit too much!

If you want to eat, don't let the squad leader overhear, why don't you eat secretly like her!

"Well, monitor, don't be too..." Angela struggled for a long time and didn't know how to comfort her.

After animals become sperm, they have already left the scope of animals. Besides, it is quite common for animals to become sperm. If everyone advocates not to eat their own original forms, then everyone will starve to death soon, so now there is an unreasonable It is a written rule, eat as much as you want but don't say it in person.

Bai Siqiong glared at Jiang Shinian, then turned to comfort Bai Rongrong, "Squad leader, don't cry, I really don't want to eat spicy rabbit heads."

"Then, if you don't eat it, Brother Jiang will still eat it, woohoo," Bai Rongrong looked at Jiang Shinian with red eyes, and hid behind Bai Siqiong with a whimper.

While comforting Bai Rongrong, Bai Siqiong said to Jiang Shinian, "Don't scare the monitor."

Jiang Shinian nodded silently, and said helplessly, "I didn't scare him, it's because he's too timid."

"You, you, you obviously have!" Bai Rongrong hid behind Bai Siqiong, showing one eye, and stared at Jiang Shinian without any threat.

Bai Rongrong cried more and more fiercely, the red eyes were almost crying.

Fang Erha originally wanted to come to see the progress, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw Bai Rongrong staring at Jiang Shinian complainingly with red eyes.

???

what's the situation?

He summed up the atmosphere and everyone's performance, and came to a bold conclusion, "Squad, squad leader, you were rejected for confessing to Brother Jiang!"

Bai Rongrong: "..."

Jiang Shinian: "..."

Wang Hao: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Wang Hao swallowed, and said with difficulty, "You ha, how did you come to this conclusion?"

Fang Youha said, "The squad leader looked at Brother Jiang so sadly because he was rejected, and Brother Jiang also looked at him helplessly, and you all looked like you were watching a play. This isn't what confession is, why should I Isn't that right?"

Wang Hao gave Fang Youha a thumbs up, and said sincerely, "Brother, I really admire you."

Angela also sighed in admiration, and said, "It seems that what the Internet says is correct."

"What did you say on the Internet?"

"When God sprinkled wisdom on dogs, only you huskies held up the umbrella. Judging by your IQ, you are definitely purebred, maybe you are of noble blood."

Bai Siqiong said: "Sports Commissioner, your nickname is Husky. It's quite an interesting nickname."

Fang Youha: "..."

Fang Youha: "..."

Fang Youha: "..."

Just humiliate me!Why are you still humiliating my race! !

Bai Rongrong couldn't care less about being angry anymore, he blushed and said, "I, I didn't confess to Brother Jiang, I don't like him!"

"Really, I don't like him at all!" In order to prove his innocence, Bai Rongrong said it again, with a tone full of disgust.

Jiang Shinian: "..."

There was a day when I was rejected by others, and my heart was complicated.

The indescribable expression on Jiang Shinian's face successfully made Bai Rongrong laugh. Seeing Bai Rongrong's smile, Angela hurriedly smoothed things over, "Okay, don't be angry, monitor, let's rehearse quickly."

Bai Rongrong didn't want to waste everyone's time because of himself, so she wiped away her tears and devoted herself to the rehearsal. Fang Youha scratched her head, "So, what happened just now?"

Angela glanced at him, "Don't disturb me with your IQ from the sports committee, hurry back and train with the athletes."

Fang Youha: "..."

……

"Tomorrow is the sports meeting. The precautions have been emphasized to everyone. You must abide by them. Also, you have to arrive early tomorrow. If you want to ask for leave, tell me in advance." Zhu Haochi finished speaking slowly, watching the audience who were about to move The student sighed and said, "Okay, that's all I'll say, everyone, go home and be safe."

After speaking, Zhu Haochi took his thermos cup and walked out of the classroom slowly. He just closed the door of the classroom when he heard someone howl inside the door.

"Hurry up, hurry up, there will be more people in the restaurant later."

The athletes did not forget the meal treat promised by the Sports Committee, they quickly packed their schoolbags and assembled at Fang Erha's seat.

Wang Hao said: "I've been waiting for this meal for a whole day. I didn't even have the heart to attend the last class. I waited while shaking my legs."

After Fang Erha counted the number of people, he looked at Jiang Shinian who was still packing his schoolbags. Jiang Shinian was usually too aloof. Will come to eat together, but he still asked out of politeness.

"Boss, are you coming?"

When Fang Youha asked this question, Bai Siqiong was beside him, and he also looked over after hearing the words.

Because of the dinner party, Bai Siqiong's mood was elevated by more than one degree, he kept humming a song, and checked the time many times during class, it could be seen that he was very much looking forward to the dinner party in the evening.Jiang Shinian didn't want to participate at first, he had nothing to say to this group of people, and he knew very well that if he went, the others would be more cautious, but at this moment, Bai Siqiong looked at him with expectation, and he struggled After a tenth of a second, he said, "I'll go."

Fang Youha was stunned, and finally Wang Hao poked his waist with an elbow before he realized it. He rubbed his hands and said with some embarrassment, "Although the sanitary conditions of that small restaurant are acceptable, it is rather old and tastes very homely. , I don’t know if it suits your appetite.”

"It's okay." Jiang Shinian raised his eyebrows, "Do I look like someone who eats sea cucumber and abalone every meal?"

Fang Erha's first reaction was "You look very similar."

But he said eagerly, "Hahaha, it's not that similar either."

After all the athletes arrived, Fang Youha led a group of people to the small restaurant.

There were a total of thirteen athletes, and there was no room for one table, so they were divided into two tables.

After sitting down, Wang Hao took the menu unceremoniously, and reported the names of a series of dishes in one breath.

"meat ball with soy sauce."

"Sweet and sour carp."

"Steamed hairy crab."

"Stir-fried lamb with scallions."

"Spicy Sausage"

"..." Fang Youha, "Wang Hao, you must have ordered all the most expensive dishes on the menu."

Wang Hao handed the menu to Bai Rongrong next to him and said, "No, I just ordered the most expensive meat dish, and there is a vegetarian dish that I haven't ordered yet, it's called..."

Bai Rongrong answered, "Mushroom platter, I want this."

Wang Hao nodded, "Yes, this is it."

Fang Youha pinched her wallet, with a look of lovelessness, "Now you two are together, and you have ordered all the most expensive dishes..."

Bai Rongrong blushed, and said, "Sorry, I didn't check the price, or I'll change it."

Fang Youha waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I'm not missing your job."

After Bai Rongrong finished ordering, she gave Angela the menu, and Angela gave it to Fang Erha after ordering. After the four of them finished ordering, there were already ten dishes.

Bai Siqiong looked at the menu, thought he had already ordered a lot of dishes, so he ordered a dessert. He gave the menu to Jiang Shinian, who glanced at it and said, "Enough, don't need to order any more."

While waiting for the food, Bai Rongrong whispered to Bai Siqiong, "I thought you were a herbivore like me, but I didn't expect you to be an omnivorous animal, but you have to promise me that you won't eat spicy rabbit heads anymore. !"

Bai Siqiong: "..."

Miscellaneous, omnivores?

How can anyone call a human being an omnivore?

Is the squad leader cursing me around the corner?

It can be seen that Bai Rongrong's expression does not seem to scold him.

Bai Siqiong said: "Squad leader, are you scolding me?"

Bai Rongrong said innocently, "No, why is calling you an omnivorous animal scolding you?"

Bai Siqiong tilted his head to think for a while, and finally figured it out.

Aren't humans omnivores?That's right!

This may be a popular way of communication among young people.

Bai Siqiong smiled and nodded, "That's right, I'm an omnivorous animal."

Because herbivores are inherently weak, there are not many herbivores that have matured. Bai Rongrong always feels a little lonely. He thought that Bai Siqiong was a herbivore like himself, but now he is a little disappointed to hear the answer, but he is not dead yet. Xin, after all, some herbivores have gradually accepted carnivore during evolution and have become omnivores. What if the same is true for Bai Siqiong?

Bai Rongrong continued to ask: "Then have you always been an omnivorous animal?"

"Ah?" Bai Siqiong was dumbfounded, and repeated in a daze, "Have I always been an omnivorous animal?"

According to previous thinking, omnivorous animals are equal to people.

When Bai Rongrong asked him like this, the subtext was "Are you a human?"

Based on his understanding of human beings, this was definitely a curse word, but Bai Rongrong's tone and behavior did not seem to be scolding him.

Could it be that the books he read are too old to keep up with the trend?

Bai Siqiong thought about it, "I have always been an omnivorous animal, and I have never changed."

Bai Rongrong nodded with some disappointment, looked at everyone and said, "Then I'm the only herbivorous animal here, just put all the vegetables in front of me."

Bai Rongrong started, and the big-hearted Fang Youha continued to ask along the topic, "Siqiong has been together for so long, I still don't know what your real identity is?"

Original……

Prototype? ? ! ! !

Bai Siqiong was completely stunned. He felt that the books he read about human beings might be from ancient times, otherwise why couldn't he understand Fang Erha's words?

In order not to look like a outdated country bumpkin, he thought carefully for a while, and tentatively said, "I am originally a primate."

He was torn between monkey and orangutan, and felt that it was not elegant to say both directly, so he finally chose their collective name.

"Primates," Fang Erha scratched his chin, and continued to ask, "Is that a monkey or an orangutan?"

"Orangutan." Bai Siqiong said, since no human being like Wang Hao thinks it's indecent to say it like this, then he has nothing to shy away from.

Fang Youha and Bai Rongrong both took a breath.Bai Siqiong looks soft and sticky, but he didn't expect his original shape to be that long-armed and long-legged, somewhat fierce orangutan!

It's really a monster!

"Then why are you so white? Aren't orangutans all black? Are you dyed or genetically mutated?" Fang Youha asked in a daze.

Creatures like huskies are famous for being stupid and thoughtless. He didn't think it was impolite for Bai Siqiong to ask such a question. He was really curious. How could Bai Siqiong be so white when orangutans are so black?

As soon as he finished speaking, Angela kicked him hard under the table, and Fang Erha howled out in pain, "Oh——"

Bai Siqiong was frightened by his voice, and at the same time wondered why someone would call that, usually it was "ah" or something like that!

Angela didn't care about Fang Erha, who was howling out the husky's original voice. She smiled and said, "He has a bad head, and he didn't mean to ask that question, so just pretend you didn't hear it."

As soon as Angela finished speaking, the proprietress brought up the mutton with fried scallions.

Jiang Shinian, who remained silent all this time, said, "The food is served, let's eat with chopsticks."

As soon as they saw the meat, the eyes of the three dogs on the scene lit up. They picked up the chopsticks one after another, picked up the mutton and stuffed it into their mouths.

Bai Siqiong was also attracted by the smell and forgot what happened just now, and ate a big mouthful of mutton.

The mutton was not smelly at all, it was very tender and smooth, with the smell of chopped green onion, Bai Siqiong squinted his eyes because it was so delicious, he didn't see Jiang Shinian sitting on the seat without moving his chopsticks until he finished eating.

He leaned over and asked, "Aren't you eating? Didn't you just say you should start eating?"

What Jiang Shinian said just now was to rescue Bai Siqiong. The family network behind their beasts is huge. Because of various interests, they never reveal their true colors outside. He knows this, so he understands Bai Siqiong very well.

Jiang Shinian opened his mouth to say something, but his voice was drowned out by Wang Hao's cheers when he saw the new dishes being served.

Bai Siqiong heard "you", he leaned closer and asked, "What did you say?"

The rich fragrance of purple gold flowers rushed to his face, but it was not it that attracted Jiang Shinian's attention this time. Jiang Shinian looked down at Bai Siqiong's lips in a strange way. Bai Siqiong's mouth was beautiful, and the color of his lips was pink It was red, and because of the moist luster of the food I ate just now, it looked like a delicious and tempting jelly, and people couldn't help but want to take a bite. Jiang Shinian denied this idea as soon as it was formed in his mind.

No, hold back.

He took a deep breath, put this thought behind him, and repeated what he just said to Bai Siqiong, "If you don't want to talk about it in the future, just make up a reason."

Bai Siqiong nodded half-understood, he had already decided to go back to read all night tonight, his understanding of human beings was still too superficial, and he didn't even know that they liked to refer to him as orangutan.

Wang Hao suggested drinking, but was refuted by all the rational people present. They had to go home to do their homework after dinner, especially Fang Erha, who was afraid that his mother would be too scared. He could already imagine that he would return home drunk What kind of beatings would they receive at home?

Five dishes have been served on their table. Wang Hao and Fang Erha eat in a hurry. They should be [-]% full by now. Before the new dishes are served, they slump on their seats to digest. They glanced at each other and snorted coldly, "Both of you don't know how to be humble, but you are full and we are still hungry."

Wang Hao said: "Sister An, you can't say that. Don't your eyes shine when you see meat?"

Angela's expression was blank for a moment, "I, I'm not instinctive! The next dish is served, and the three of you, including me, can't eat it! Let Siqiong and Brother Jiang eat first."

As soon as she finished speaking, the waiter brought a plate of brine shrimp, Wang Hao and Fang Erha all jumped on it, and Angela also jumped on it.

Bai Siqiong: "..."

He picked up the chopsticks and managed to grab two out. He put one of them on Jiang Shinian's plate and said, "Eat it."

Jiang Shinian shook his head and said, "You can eat."

Bai Siqiong said: "Don't you like to eat?"

"No," Jiang Shinian said after a pause, "I find it troublesome."

He never eats anything without the shell. The first thing on his black list is crab, and the tenth is shrimp.

"Oh," Bai Siqiong looked at Jiang Shinian thoughtfully, and put the shrimp on his plate.

Bai Siqiong carefully peeled off the shells of the prawns, and placed two fat and fresh prawns on the plate. The prawns were only boiled in salt water to preserve the umami taste of the prawns to the maximum extent. The prawns are firm and plump , put it on the plate and it can bounce a bit.

After peeling it off, Bai Siqiong pushed the plate in front of Jiang Shinian, "It's peeled off, you can eat."

His movements were very natural, and Master Dao thought peeling shrimp was too troublesome. He often peeled shrimp for Grandpa Dao. Grandpa Dao was his friend, and Jiang Shinian was also his friend. There was no difference between peeling shrimp for the two of them.

Jiang Shinian looked at the two shrimps on the plate, and then at Bai Siqiong, a thought resurfaced in his mind. He could suppress this thought before, but this time it was so strong that no one could ignore it.

"You peeled it for me?"

Bai Siqiong nodded, "Yeah, do you still want to eat? If you want to eat, I'll peel it for you."

Jiang Shinian looked at Bai Siqiong quietly for five seconds, the corners of his mouth curled up in an arc, he couldn't hold it down, he picked up a shrimp and put it in his mouth, he couldn't taste the freshness of the shrimp , can only taste the sweetness that goes straight to the bottom of my heart, and at the same time I am a little proud.

Look how much his boyfriend loves him!

Bai Siqiong was also very happy to see Jiang Shinian smiling, and turned around to peel some shrimps for Jiang Shinian.

Watching the interaction between the two, Angela Wang Hao felt that the sour smell in the air was getting heavier.

Spring is indeed the season of estrus.

Fang Erha didn't feel the sour smell of love at all, he only saw the prawns on the plate.

He looked enviously at the peeled prawns on Jiang Shinian's plate, swallowed, bit his chopsticks and said, "Siqiong, I want to eat it too."

Bai Siqiong was concentrating on peeling the shrimp, when suddenly his name was called, he looked up at Fang You and said, "Then wait a moment, I'll peel this one for you after I finish peeling it."

Wang Hao: "..."

Angela: "..."

They silently lit a piece of wax for Fang Erha in their hearts.

Fang Erha is only sensitive to food, and seems to have only one tendon for others. He is still waiting for Bai Siqiong to peel him shrimps. He is waiting and waiting for a sudden chill. , looked around and wondered, "Did the proprietress turn on the air conditioner? Why do I feel a little cold?"

Wang Hao looked at Jiang Shinian whose face was so ugly that he couldn't see it, and said in his heart: It's okay, you won't feel the cold when you get cold later.

Jiang Shinian looked at the shrimp flipping under Bai Siqiong's fingertips, his lips were drawn into a slit, black air visible to the naked eye emanated from him, and he managed to maintain his sanity. If it wasn't like this, Fang Erha would have been thrown by him. out.

Wang Hao also fought a cold war. As Fang Erha's good brother, he decided to save him once more, "Youha, I want to go to the toilet, so you can accompany me."

Fang Youha gave him a disgusted look, "Ah? Why are you so slutty lately, you always need someone to accompany you when you go to the bathroom."

Wang Hao: "..."

Made!Just let him cool down.

Wang Hao's veins were throbbing, "If you are told to go, you should go quickly!" After speaking, he took Fang Erha's arm and forcibly dragged him away. Before leaving, Fang Erha was still staring at Bai Si closely. Shrimp in Joan's hand.

As soon as the two of them left, Bai Rongrong stood up with tears in his eyes, clutching his buttocks, his round tail came out again in fright, he held back his tears and tremblingly said, "I, I, I, I, I also go to the bathroom."

After speaking, he ran out clutching his buttocks.

Angela looked around, this group of unscrupulous people left her alone to face the Shura field, who could stand it, Angela decisively decided to run away, "I want to go to the toilet too, you take your time." eat."

Bai Siqiong looked at the four people in a blink of an eye, and was at a loss, "Why did they all go to the toilet? Is the food not fresh? But I didn't feel it at all." He turned his head and asked Jiang Shinian: "You Does your stomach hurt?"

Jiang Shinian looked down at Bai Siqiong, "It doesn't hurt."

Bai Siqiong: "Then why are they all gone, and the sports committee is also gone, and he hasn't eaten the shrimp I peeled?"

He held up his shrimp with a troubled expression on his face. He suddenly felt a familiar aura slowly approaching. Jiang Shinian leaned over, bowed his head and took the shrimp from his hand.

During the whole process, Jiang Shinian kept looking at him, the corners of Jiang Shinian's eyes were raised, looking at him from this angle, it was extraordinarily attractive, the hot emotion in his eyes made Bai Siqiong tremble.

Jiang Shinian lowered his head, Bai Siqiong's soft and waxy side face with this little baby fat, Bai Siqiong still maintained the posture of holding the shrimp, looking a little silly, more cute.

With just one glance, Jiang Shinian's unhappiness disappeared in an instant.

He raised the corner of his mouth and said in a soft tone, "You can't just peel shrimp for others in the future."

Bai Siqiong turned his head to look at Jiang Shinian, the words were obviously threatening, his tone was a bit soft, as if he was acting coquettishly, when the light came on, Jiang Shinian's eyelashes were dotted with fluorescent light, Bai Siqiong felt that he was usually stiff The deskmate was very gentle at this time.

After the four people who went to the toilet came back, they never mentioned the matter of peeling the shrimp. After everyone had finished eating, Fang Erha went to pay the bill with a sad face, but was dragged away by Angela, "This is the special fund raised by everyone for the sports meeting. for you."

Fang Erha was so moved that tears almost fell down. He was so moved that he wanted to hug Angela, a good brother, but Angela avoided him deftly.Fang Erha had a close contact with the ground because of excessive force.

Angela looked at Fang Erha lying on the ground, and sighed, "You really have noble blood!"

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