Did the cub tease the school grass again today?

The [-]-word examination plus homework, Bai Siqiong tossed and tossed until five o'clock in the morning, lay in bed for an hour, and then resigned himself to his fate and got up.

Bai Siqiong couldn't keep his eyes open as early as self-study, and looked at the English textbook with his hand on his chin. The words became more and more blurred, and finally the shapes were distorted and connected together.He looked up and saw Wang Hao and Angela sleeping soundly on the table. His eyelids were struggling and he couldn't help falling asleep.

He didn't wake up during the early self-study break, and fell asleep until the first English class.

"That's all for the vocabulary. Now turn the book to page No.30. Can anyone summarize in English what this text is about?"

As soon as the English teacher finished speaking, the students in the audience lowered their heads one after another, and they all wanted to bury their heads in the desks. The English teacher sighed, and glanced around the class. He saw a few people sleeping soundly in the left back corner of the classroom.

She got angry and shouted: "Wang Hao! Bai Siqiong! Stand up for me!"

As soon as the words fell, Wang Hao immediately raised his head, quickly opened the book, made a look of "I just listened to the class well", and looked at the English teacher calmly, as if wondering why she used a stern tone just now Call him.

If it weren't for the saliva at the corner of his mouth, his indifferent appearance would indeed not look like he had just woken up.

After studying for so many years, Wang Hao can be said to be experienced in many battles now, and he has already practiced the ability of "I didn't sleep just now, it's the teacher, you read it wrong". If the tone is good, it can really trick the teacher into , but this time he was obviously out of luck.

The corners of the English teacher's mouth twitched in anger, and she held the chalk with her fingers, afraid that she would throw the chalk over if she got excited. Seeing that Wang Hao was still pretending to be with her, she gritted her teeth and said, "You, repeat what I just asked!"

Wang Hao looked at his deskmate with pleading eyes, but under the coercion of the English teacher, his deskmate didn't dare to say a word, so he gave him a self-seeking look.

Are you still a good brother? When the critical moment comes, you will give me counsel!

Seeking help was ineffective, Wang Hao could only look at the English teacher flatteringly, and said, "Teacher, I didn't hear clearly just now, can you say it again!"

"Can you hear what I'm asking when you sleep!" The English teacher sneered angrily, "Go out and stand for me, if you do this next time, you won't have to take my English class!"

Wang Hao took the English book and walked out with his head down. Before leaving, he poked the sleeping Bai Siqiong very loyally, and whispered: "Brother, don't sleep, disaster is imminent."

Bai Siqiong raised his head in a daze, his eyes hadn't opened yet, he looked at Wang Hao foolishly, and seeing that he didn't speak, he lay down and fell asleep again.

Wang Hao: "..."

It's over, brother, you will come to accompany me in a short time.

After Wang Hao went out, the English teacher immediately diverted the fire: "Bai Siqiong, stand up for me too!"

Bai Siqiong suddenly heard someone calling his name in his sleep, and stood up reflexively, his eyelashes trembling, opened his eyes after a few seconds, and looked at the English teacher sleepily.

Bai Siqiong was cute, and his half-awake appearance touched the heart of the English teacher, a middle-aged woman. In addition, Bai Siqiong was usually serious in class, the English teacher calmed down a little, and said calmly, "You put Please translate the text on page 30 of No.[-] in English."

Just after waking up, Bai Siqiong watched the English teacher's mouth open and close, and didn't realize what she was saying. After she realized it, she only heard "Translate English."

Not knowing which brain circuit was wrong, Bai Siqiong thought in a daze, "Translate...in Yingwen?"

In his mind, he looked up in the mountains and saw the image of an eagle singing in the sky. Just after waking up, before his brain started to work, Bai Siqiong shook his empty head and imitated the image in front of him in a daze. The cry of an eagle.

"Chirp-chirp!"Buzzing!It vividly shows the might of the eagle! ! .

English teacher:"……"

all the classmates:"……"

After a few seconds of silence, the class suddenly burst into laughter, and the laughter almost toppled the roof.

This time Bai Siqiong was completely awake, his face turned red when he realized what a stupid thing he had done just now.

"Old. Teacher, I didn't mean it." His voice of apology was drowned in the laughter of the whole class.

The English teacher also laughed out of anger, and looked at Bai Siqiong helplessly.

Among the laughing crowd, only one behaved differently. He clenched his fist and glared at Bai Siqiong angrily, his whole body trembling.

!!!

I'm furious! ! !Learn nothing like it! !That's not what we eagles call! !

Our calls should be stronger and clearer! !Do you understand?

Calling it like this is too insulting to dignity! ! !

Student Eagle suddenly felt that the people who upheld the dignity of the whole clan had fallen on his shoulders. That great sense of mission made him feel that his life realm had been raised several degrees at this moment. He took a deep breath, stood up slowly, and looked firmly, cried:

"Chirp Chirp... Chirp!"

Student Eagle yelled loudly, even overwhelming the laughter of the whole class.

The whole class looked at him in amazement with their mouths wide open, and an egg could be stuffed in their mouths.

One of the students tried to put his dislocated jaw back from laughing, but as soon as he let go, his jaw fell again: "..."

……

The whole class couldn't stop laughing. The English teacher's voice of maintaining discipline was drowned in the laughter. It took a full 15 minutes for the laughter to stop slowly. Trembling and trembling.

Stomach hurts so bad... I can't stop laughing.

At this time, half of the English class was over, and it was difficult for the laughing students in the audience to return to listen to the class. The English teacher was so angry that he kicked Bai Siqiong and Lao Ying out.

"You two also go out and stand for me!" The English teacher pointed to the door.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Wang Hao lying on the door frame, and shouted, "Don't look, someone will come to accompany you soon!"

Seeing that the teacher's attitude was not good, Wang Hao hurriedly moved away in order to avoid harming Chigou.

Bai Siqiong was full of apologies to the English teacher in his heart, and was also angry with his stupid behavior just now. With a mournful face, he took his book and bowed his head and walked outside. He didn't take a few steps before he felt the corner of his clothes being caught by the dye.

Jiang Bai Siqiong Mobile Radar Shi Nian said: "I'm with you."

He woke up when Bai Siqiong imitated the crowing of an eagle, and heard everything after that. He lay on the seat, buried his head in his arms, and laughed silently, leaving behind his shy little deskmate. The last face.

He didn't expect that the English teacher would drive Bai Siqiong out in a fit of anger. Bai Siqiong couldn't feel the fragrance of purple and gold flowers outside the classroom, so he planned to accompany Bai Siqiong to stand outside the classroom.

He lifted Bai Siqiong's school uniform hanging on the back of the chair, and raised his hand to cover Bai Siqiong's head, his voice sounded sleepy, "It's cold outside, put it on before going out."

After speaking, he put his hands in his pockets and walked out.

The English teacher glared at him, but said nothing.

Bai Siqiong was stunned for a few seconds, then chased after him.

As soon as they went out, they saw Wang Hao lying on the ground like a dead dog, covering his mouth and laughing wildly. Wang Hao just lay on the door, witnessed the whole process just now, smiled and collapsed on the ground and couldn't get up.

Seeing a few people coming out, Wang Hao laughed so weakly that he gave Bai Siqiong a thumbs up, "Brother, you are so fucking talented hahahahahaha."

He only laughed a few times when the English teacher's sinister voice came from the door, "Wang Hao, laugh again, you go and stand outside the building!"

As if someone had pressed the pause button, Wang Hao closed his mouth tightly, his whole body twitched with a suppressed smile, like a fish that has been landing on land.

Jiang Shinian was so sleepy that he drooped his eyelids, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and kicked Wang Hao who was lying on the ground with his toes, "Blocking the way."

Wang Hao immediately turned around to make way for Uncle Jiang.

Jiang Shinian took a few steps forward, stopped again, looked back at Bai Siqiong and said, "Come here."

Bai Siqiong was trying to help Wang Hao up, but he let go of Jiang Shinian's words.

Wang Hao lost his support and fell to the ground with a bang. He grinned in pain while holding his painful arm.

Wang Hao: "Ah, it hurts me, brother, a bowl of water needs to be leveled, why do you just let go of your hand and go over immediately when Brother Jiang says it's over!"

Bai Siqiong blushed, the time was too short just now, before he thought that his body had already made the decision for him, he knelt down and looked helplessly at Wang Hao who was lying on the ground writhing in pain, "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to , are you in pain, do you need to go to the infirmary?"

It’s just a pain in the flesh, Wang Hao glared at him, “Don’t change the topic, you have to give me an explanation today, I’m still your good buddy, if you are really so disloyal, I can’t rest assured in the future I give you the back."

"I, I, I..." Bai Siqiong was so anxious that he started to stammer, they are all his friends, how to choose!

Jiang Shinian stepped forward, grabbed Bai Siqiong's wrist, pulled him together, and told Wang Hao the answer with practical actions.

Wang Hao was dumbfounded for a moment. He watched Jiang Shinian dragging Bai Siqiong away who took a step and turned his head three times. He didn't react for a while.

Student Lao Ying folded his arms and watched the play for a long time. At this time, he looked down at Wang Hao and sneered, "Have you counted it? Aren't you bringing shame on yourself?"

Wang Hao licked the corner of his mouth, tasted the bitter taste, he clicked his tongue, inexplicably appeared in front of his eyes the overlapping hands of Brother Jiang and Bai Siqiong in the dormitory last night.

Wang Hao's heart was big, he quickly shifted his attention, he looked up at Lao Ying, "Brother, help me?"

"Hum..." Student Eagle turned his head indifferently.

Wang Hao: "..."

Okay, okay, you cold-blooded and heartless people, you monsters, can't I get up by myself?

Jiang Shinian was seriously deprived of sleep, the blood vessels next to his temples were throbbing, and he felt his meridians being twisted together. The pain made him angry. He frowned and suppressed his anger, walked all the way to the stairs, and pulled Bai Siqiong sat down.

He leaned against the wall and fell asleep without saying a word.

Bai Siqiong knew from Jiang Shinian's frown that his head was uncomfortable, so he asked in a low voice, "Do you have a headache, how about I rub it for you."

Bai Siqiong felt that Jiang Shinian could be selected as one of the top ten tablemates who moved China. He obviously did not make a mistake, and even accompanied him to stand for punishment. He was moved and always wanted to do something for Jiang Shinian. Now watching Jiang Shinian has a headache , immediately began to show courtesy.

After waiting for a few seconds, Bai Siqiong heard Jiang Shinian snort softly.

Bai Siqiong knelt behind Jiang Shinian on one knee, and pressed both hands on Jiang Shinian's left and right temples, massaging in circles from light to heavy, and after 3 minutes, he moved from the temples to the top of his head, and then slowly moved to the back of his head. neck.

Jiang Shinian felt the soft fingers pressing on his temples, and the scent of purple flowers became stronger with the touch of them. The two effects superimposed and his headache really eased. He originally just wanted to close his eyes and rest for a while, but at this moment Really fell asleep.

When Bai Siqiong saw that Jiang Shinian's frowning relaxed and his breathing gradually became steady, he knew that he had fallen asleep.

He moved his numb joints, and sat down next to Jiang Shinian lightly.

The wall was hard and cold, Bai Siqiong was afraid that Jiang Shinian would not sleep well, so he put his head on his shoulder and let him sleep on his own.

Wang Hao: "..."

Student Eagle: "..."

From this angle, they could see their backs. They both witnessed the whole process of Bai Siqiong massaging Jiang Shinian and letting him lean on him.

Wang Hao: "... hiccup"

Student Eagle: "...I'm a little full too."

Wang Hao: "This touching brotherhood hahahahaha."

Student Eagle: "...This is obviously...you understand."

After speaking, he suddenly felt a burst of loneliness—he, an upright eagle! !Why have you fallen to such a point, you can't do well in class and you still have to eat dog food! !

Dog food is obviously for single dogs!He turned his head to look at the real single dog Wang Hao, and said indifferently: "You eat this dog food yourself."

Wang Hao: "..."

What did the cute dog do wrong!

Why do we have to eat such sour and smelly dog ​​food all over the world!

Woohoo, are there any weaker and pitiful animals than us! ! !

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"Married to the Marshal of the Empire after being reborn as an omega"

The interstellar number one mecha master, Morit, is handsome and rich, and has been named the most desirable alpha in the entire interstellar for three consecutive years.

Not only omega but also a little alpha who always loves to hang around him.

Little alpha is innocent and clingy, he will blush and stutter when talking to him, his cute appearance makes him always tease.

Later Morritt died, and later he was reborn as the omega most wanted to marry in the entire galaxy.

Your father is still your father, reborn as an omega, Morritt is still doing well, and has become a loyal supporter of celibacy.

It's just that he didn't expect that the National Gene Bureau matched him with the cold and abstinent Imperial Marshal.

Morrit opened the information of the matching object and fell silent.

"..."

Isn't this the little alpha from back then!

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