[Zhongyingmei] I have a four-dimensional pocket

Saying goodbye to the tearful old father, Love hopped to the agreed meeting place with Spider-Man. It was still the villa where they first met. Ozabo and tempura wrapped in various ingredients.

Although Steve, who is notoriously honest, keeps saying that the bad boy who hooks up with his little girl will be caught and beaten, but for this good New Yorker neighbor who is helpful and willing to use his strength, he is still willing to cook occasionally Sometimes he will make a little more, of course he will never admit it.

Peter, who was enjoying the delicious food of the future father-in-law, did not know how many times he sighed: "Isn't your father really a professional chef? His cooking is a hundred times better than professional chefs!" Look at this golden, crispy outside and tender inside. The tempura, and the ready-made sauce that is prepared by oneself instead of sold in the supermarket, oh why can't God give Aunt Mei [-]% of the culinary talent points on Love's father!

"He just likes to cook... It should be said that he likes to cook for me. His previous cooking skills were not so good." Love smiled, "As for his occupation... most of the time he should be regarded as a cartoon Home, also accept design orders.” For example, designing patterns of figures and badges.

"Most of the time? Well, that's right. The rest of the time should be well rested." Peter self-servingly filled his mind's impression of the old man—a gentle and considerate man who dotes on his daughter as well as a parent. The image of a middle-aged man, and it is estimated that he should wear gold-rimmed glasses.

Love shrugged with his back, without further explanation.

Although it is true that her father is resting the rest of the time...but the part she didn't say is actually "timely part-time job to save the world".

"So, you mean, the famous Bruce Wayne in Gotham invited you to his house?" Peter packed his lunch box as usual, put on a mask and jumped to Love, "That's a crime." City, are you going alone?"

"No, I said I would take you there, and he agreed - we can go there for another supper, I heard that the cookies made by his housekeeper are super delicious!" Love said, "In the evening I'll take you home, what time is your curfew?"

Peter was stunned for two seconds: "I'll send a text message to say, just go back before ten o'clock."

Love nodded and held out a hand to him.

"Watch me take you to teleport."

……

The two landed outside the gate of Wayne Manor. The location is remote, and no one will notice their appearance out of thin air. Although they can also go directly into the room, it would be too impolite for guests... Speaking of impoliteness , Love moved her fingertips slightly, and the gift for Batman appeared in her hands.

Immediately, the aged butler came out from the main entrance of the villa and quickly opened the door for them.

"Welcome both of you. I am Alfred Pennyworth, the housekeeper of the Wayne family. You can call me Alfred."

"Hello." Peter said hello cautiously. It was the first time he had come to such a big manor!And I heard that Bruce Wayne, the master of the Wayne family, has some unclear relationship with Batman. He seems to be one of the sponsors of the Justice League, and his positioning is very similar to the Iron Man Tony Stark he admires.

Love is much calmer, the memory of this old butler in her previous life existed, to be precise, he was a superhero behind the scenes who could be called "The Butler Man": "Hello, I am looking forward to your cookies! "

The "Housekeeper" Alfred also knew a lot about Love through his master, and he felt more and more fond of the girl with a sweet smile in front of him: "That's it - it's really an honor, fresh cookies have just been baked."

Alfred led the two of them into the villa through the main entrance, and the goal was the huge living room—like a classical European-style decoration with a long history. The long-chested Bruce Wayne held a champagne-colored rose, walked slowly towards them with long legs, and held the rose in front of Love.

"The rose, which symbolizes dreams, is the most suitable for you who have a unique sense of mystery." He said in a rather sexy tone and a slightly hoarse voice.

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At this time, Love is no longer the loli who doubted her life and regretted that she didn't give birth a few years earlier when she was teased. Now, although she has no experience, she has increased her height and bust anyway, and she can also take flowers with one hand and cooperate with her. smiled.

Then she bit the flower branch with shaved thorns in her mouth, and handed over the beautifully wrapped gift box with both hands.

"A meeting gift." She smiled, "Mr. Wayne, you will definitely like this gift."

Bruce also took it with both hands, and then gave her a charming look: "Of course, I like all the gifts you gave." He turned sideways to get out of the way, "Please sit down freely, the one on the table is made by Ah Fuxin The cookies are still warm, and you can call me Bruce." After speaking, he even gave Spider-Man a provocative look.

Peter:! ! ! ! !

Peter: You are almost old enough to be her father, so stop flirting with her, okay, she is my girlfriend!

Peter: I’m so angry, but I don’t say _(:з)∠)_

Feeling that the young Chaoying around her was a bit resentful, Love snickered twice, and she sent the rose she just got to her vase directly, and she took his wrist and walked inside, raising her head and getting closer to his vase. Face: "Don't worry, his personality is just like this, and he can't change it for a while."

Only then did Peter slightly reduce his sense of crisis.

After Love and Spider-Man sat down, the doorbell rang again. Not long after, the young eldest son of the Wayne family walked into the living room with a backpack in one hand and sat down opposite them. He grabbed a handful of cookies on the tea table, lowered his head and started chewing.

Before the two of Love could say hello, there was the sound of trotting footsteps behind them, and then a young figure turned over on the back of the sofa and landed beside Love, and reached out to grab a handful of cookies without saying hello. .

The guest Love raised his eyebrows, feeling that the cookie might not be available if he didn't eat it.

"These two are Eldest Young Master Dick and Third Young Master Tim," the housekeeper introduced to Love, and then continued to introduce when the two young masters of the Wayne family looked up at them at the same time, "These two are the master's guests, Miss Knight and Spider-Man."

Love first exchanged glances with Tim beside him, then at Dick who was still covered in biscuit crumbs, and finally at Bruce who was walking towards them, thinking that the five people who had brushed Arkham in a group in the game back then happened to be here it is.

Bruce stood still behind the sofa: "Dick, you didn't say you'd be back tonight."

Dick didn't answer his father's words, but stared at Spider-Man intently: "Spider-Man, I know you! Your suit is so cool, is it made by Iron Man? I also know that you are talking to the little boy from Avengers recently. Tinker Bell is in love! There are tons of pictures of you two swinging between high-rises in New York City on YouTube—wait, aren’t you Tinkerbell? Love Knight, yes, you are Tinkerbell from Avengers! "The person I've been wanting to contact is right in front of me now, and Dick is so pleasantly surprised that he can hardly control his volume.

Love said leisurely at this moment: "Wow, this is simply destined—Robin and Red Robin, and me and the knight." Can't help but deepen, "It seems that today we can still have a happy ground."

"Yes, Mianji! Tinker Bell, I've always wanted to see you but I can't find your contact information!"

Love glanced sideways at Bruce, but got no response, and Dick's eyes were too hot, so she couldn't help but move to Spider-Man's side, leaning her body on his shoulder.

Peter curled his lips slightly.

"Dick, no, Robin, so you are my fan?" Love, who already knew what Dick wanted to ask, coolly hung his appetite.

"Oh no, I actually want to ask—yes, I'm your fan, and I admire you very much!" If it wasn't for the tea table, the excited Dick would have moved closer to her face, "Tinkerbell! Please tell me that name, her name, please! I know you definitely checked her profile!"

Bruce stood behind Dick, coughing nonchalantly.

The housekeeper Alfred, who knew everything, showed a happy expression of "I feel like I will laugh out loud for a while, but for the sake of my dignity as a housekeeper, I will bear it first."

And Dick, who is only interested in the personal information of his crush, has no idea of ​​the undercurrent that is happening behind him: "Tell me her name, her name, as long as the name is enough! Please, Tinker Bell! I know you have definitely investigated!"

Suddenly realizing something, Tim looked at his father and then at Love, and suddenly put his hand on his chin and showed a smile watching the show.

On the contrary, the warm and caring (and silly) Spider-Man lightly poked the girl next to him. He didn't know who Dick was looking for, but seeing that he was in such a hurry and it didn't seem like a bad thing, if Love could tell His name, so good neighbor Spider-Man hopes she can help: "Love, who's name does he want to know?"

It was Dick who answered him: "It's the girl I'm in love with!" He swallowed, staring into Love's eyes, trying to soften her further, "Her name should start with B, is it Barbara or Betty? Or Blanche ?”

Love sighed softly, smiled softly at her little boyfriend, and uttered a word softly: "Bruce."

Facing Dick's expectant gaze and Bruce's "you're dead" expression, Love twitched the corners of his mouth.

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Dick couldn't help but raise his voice. "So it's Bruce! Oh well, the name seems a bit masculine, but it's okay. I believe she is a good girl-so what's my baby Bruce's last name?"

"Good Girl" Brucey Baby:  …

Through the name of Bruce, I suddenly realized why my little girlfriend is now a Spider-Man who wants to laugh but can't smile, and hesitantly said: "...the last name is Wayne?"

Love gave him a very appreciative look, nodded: "Yes."

The next second Dick jumped up: "Thank you Tinker Bell! I finally know her name! She is the first woman who made me fascinated without meeting her! Bruce Wayne... wait, this Why does the name sound familiar? Why does it seem..." Exactly the same as his father's name?

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"And, 'she', that B is standing behind you now." Love stabbed Dick happily, paused, and she continued quite gloatingly, "The one who makes you fascinated, you die The beggar spends all his living expenses in the game to ask for the name I must know, and the truth I have been unwilling to tell you is——you are in love with your father."

The whole world is silent.

Three seconds later, Tim laughed and slumped on the sofa, choked on Bruce's stern glaring and suddenly silenced, and immediately started coughing and laughing.

Butler Xia had prepared his expression from the beginning, so he just coughed twice to cover up, and then began to smile silently.

Bruce, who was suddenly stripped of his game vest, was extremely ashamed in his heart but unmoved on the surface, and said he didn't want to talk.

Dick, Dick, he clutched his chest feeling like he was going to have a heart attack.

The girl I fell in love with for the first time in more than 20 years, the girl I fell in love with boldly and in spite of the world's criticism (?), the girl I finally found after going through a lot of hard work... was his father?It's fine if it's not the kind of elegant and intellectual woman he imagined, who is as quiet as a virgin and moves like a rabbit, but she is actually a handlebar? !Forget it if you have a lot... His [beep——] is actually his father? ! ! !No wonder he couldn't hack into the opposite network, his hacking skills were taught by his father!

Dick, who was suddenly broken in love, covered his face with his hands, and wailed under his younger brother's ridicule and his father's indifference: "Dad, you deceived my feelings!"

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"Hey, boy, be more mature," Love got up and walked around Dick, looking like a mature teenager, tiptoed and patted Dick on the shoulder, and stabbed him again, "Because it's you who fell in love with just a few words, urgently You are the one who wants to know the identity of the other party, and you are the one who blows up the fireworks all over Gotham and scares people away. Your father did nothing but build a good relationship with Superman. How can you say that he cheated on your feelings at a time like this? ? Obviously you wanted to intervene in the relationship between your father and the person who might become your stepmother, but it failed, right?"

Dick sniffled and raised his eyes miserably: "Dad, is that so?"

Bruce: I'm not I didn't stop talking nonsense!

Bruce, who can't tell the pain: "No, I..." The silly son used his brain!

"Don't worry," Love patted him on the shoulder again, "Your father wasn't with Superman, and Superman also blew up fireworks all over the city for him. When the whole world thought they were going to get married in place, your father suddenly disconnected."

The housekeeper who had witnessed the truth of the "dropped line" smiled slightly: "Master, do we need to complain to the operator?"

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Enough is enough!

Tim, who had watched the show for a long time, finally had enough of laughing. He leaned limply on the back of the sofa and said at the right time, "Spider-Man, are you the knight?"

As soon as these words came out, Dick, who had just lost his love, suddenly found a way to fight back to make him feel better. At that time, he not only investigated the identity of S, but also investigated all the players related to Tinker Bell. Although some of them were not found out, but " Knight"'s ordinary network is still very easy to invade: "Hmph, Ding Dong, I don't believe that you knew the identity of the knight from the very beginning! Now you are not in love with your brother!"

Peter's face froze under the mask.

Peter: Shit!Sudden, caught off guard!

"What are you talking about—" Love didn't react for a while, and before she finished her questioning, Spider-Man, who had a premonition of danger, grabbed her waist and jumped to the side. At the same time, the sound of glass crackling and breaking came into her ears , She turned her head suddenly, and in a panic, she saw a person with a head that looked like a red skull passing by the window.

The blond girl was startled, she thought that the Red Skull was still on the earth and came to Wayne's house to make trouble, it was a joke, the next second she threw the materialized master ball in her hand, and the man with the red head disappeared in an instant , leaving only a white-purple elf ball that landed with a crisp sound and gradually rolled forward and hit the pile of glass slag.

All Bat-Family: ? ? ?

Little Spider:? ? ?

Brother Jason, who was about to show off his skills and came back to engage in (ren) affairs (qin), but was locked in the ball:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Wow, if you don’t comment, I don’t have the motivation to write woo woo woo _(:з)∠)_

Did the little angels abandon me QWQ