Studying in Thailand

Simple's name has been on the hot search list of campus forums one after another. I am afraid that everyone knows it. Every day, the forum is full of various stories about simple. What everyone discusses every day is what happened to simple and what happened to simple. what.

It can be said that the frequency of being on the list once in a while is unprecedented, and I am afraid it will never come again, and the simple legend has never stopped and continues.

An open school class on Wednesday night easily became No.1 in the history of Thailand Agricultural University.

It can be said that this campus open class is a tradition of the Agricultural University.Every once in a while, there will be a teacher above the associate professor level of a college as a lecturer to give public lectures in the auditorium of the campus, and the attendance rate of students depends on the teacher's reputation, the theme of the lecture, etc. Of course, the same also determines the teacher. popularity.

And today’s event is the open philosophy class of the legendary Tathagata Buddha teacher Tik from the Faculty of Humanities. Not only the students of the Faculty of Humanities, but also many teachers from various faculties also came to the scene in person, bringing along many students from other faculties. Class happens to be one of them.

A class on Marxist philosophy really caused headaches for the students present. The dialectic explanation alone took 10 to [-] minutes. Many students were already scratching their heads, counting the time and waiting for the end.

Jian Jian had already learned the entire Marxism in his sophomore year, so he was more familiar with what the teacher said than others without having to listen to it.It can only be said that the course of philosophy is really a brain course, and those with bad brains should bypass it early.

The open class is naturally more variable than the usual class. The tik teacher has noticed that the energy of the students present is erratic, and few people are immersed in the content of what he is talking about. Such an open class is meaningless.

"It seems that the thoughts of the students have begun to wander in the Marxism I just talked about. They must have a lot of ideas. Who can talk about their understanding of Marxism?" The master is the master who speaks with art, Directly changed the eyes of the students. Basically, the students were a little flustered. If they were clicked by the Tathagata Buddha, then they would really win the first prize of this year. The probability of winning the lottery is lower than that of buying a lottery. No one is willing.

"Teacher, I know someone will be able to answer your question!" A familiar voice resounded throughout the auditorium, and a girl stood up from the crowd, very eye-catching.

After hearing the sound, Jian Jian saw that familiar face clearly, it was the girl who was causing trouble in the cafeteria that day, it seemed that the simple sentence was hardened, what should come will always come.

Tik: "Who? Is it you?"

"It's not me, teacher, it's Easy's classmate from the School of Economics, she must know."

Jane said in a low voice: "She's here to find fault, she deliberately finds trouble for nothing, and troubles you!"

Simply snorted coldly, "I said last time that it is not a fuel-efficient lamp."

Tik has heard of this name before, and today, being mentioned again, I am really curious about this girl, "Really, where is Easy, can you answer?"

Standing up simply and calmly, he took the microphone and said: "Marxism is a theory about the complete liberation of the proletariat of the world and all mankind. It consists of three parts: Marxist philosophy, Marxist political economy and scientific socialism. , was founded by Marx and Engels in the 19s on the basis of critically inheriting and absorbing the outstanding achievements of human beings in natural science, thinking science and social science, and has been continuously enriched, developed and perfected in practice. scientific system."

This passage was recited temporarily last night, thanks to my classmate Bloomberg.

When Bloomberg heard that Jian Jian wanted to attend a philosophy open class or about Marxism, he immediately gave Jian Jian advice, "Then you have to prepare well, in case you are unfortunately recruited and you are named, as a Chinese, you are walking on the road of characteristic socialism , It’s so embarrassing not to be able to answer the question, it’s a waste of studying Marx and Engels for so many years.”

After a simple thought, it makes sense, so I reviewed the knowledge I have learned in general, and translated it into Thai to memorize a paragraph in case of emergency. Who would have thought that it would be used today, and I don’t know if I want to thank Bloomberg for his advice. However, he should still be called a crow's mouth.

Jian Jian went on to say: "I don't have a thorough understanding of the profoundness of Marxism, and I have only learned it before, and I only know the surface." This simple statement is extremely modest.

Tik thought the simple answer was good, but he was obviously prepared, as Tik could tell at a glance. Tik couldn’t help but want to make things difficult for him, “The answer is very good, but I want to know if you can give us an example from your life and use Marxist theory to conduct an analysis?”

The students off the court were all worried about Jian Jian. This question was really difficult. How could ordinary people give an example right away? Jian Jian might be overwhelmed by the Tathagata Buddha's Five Fingers Mountain.

Jane looked at Jianjian with a sad face, and the instructors behind him also sweated for her.

If it’s simple, I’m laughing in my heart, and I’m worried about how to fight back. I never thought about the golden opportunity, how can I not grasp it well, “I want to give an example of seeing the essence through the phenomenon.”

Tik: "Let's hear it."

At this moment, Jian Jian is thinking of revenge for injustice, revenge for revenge, she can’t be blamed for Jian Jian’s ruthlessness, “The classmate who recommended me to the teacher just now is not a student of the School of Economics, but a student of the School of Engineering. She recommends students from this school, but me from the School of Economics. From this phenomenon, can it be considered that this student looks down on students from her own school, but worships me from a foreign school? Is the essence of the School of Engineering in her eyes? There is a shortage of talents here, and there are no available people. I don’t know if I look at the essence through phenomena and use it correctly?”

This simple remark completely confused the girl, and even the teacher of the Engineering College stared at her with an ugly expression.

Tik: "It's good to apply what you've learned, but the essence is not comprehensive enough. Do you know why?"

Simple: "The relationship between the whole and the part, the part reflects the whole, but cannot completely replace the whole."

Tik: "That's right, I have a talent for philosophy, and I use Marxism very well."

Simple: "As a successor to communism, it is my bounden duty to learn Marx well." As soon as this remark came out, there was a burst of laughter, and even the tik teacher's face was amused by the simple words.

Tik: "It seems that you are really not simple. The answer is very good, sit down."

As soon as the teacher's words came out, the audience burst into applause, and the applause was like slapping another girl's face one by one.This battle was fought beautifully.

After the open class, Jane went back to the dormitory with her classmates, and Jane laughed wildly all the way.

Jian Jian kept disgusting, "Have you laughed enough?"

Jane: "Your trick to control the enemy is really good. I guess she will never dare to make trouble again."

Gun: "Hey, today's trick is really to scare the chickens and monkeys, and no one will dare to provoke them openly again in the future."

Mark; "Is this what China says about stealing chickens and losing money?"

Ork: "easy, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless. Take care of my little brother in the future."

Simple: "You're welcome."

Gun: "Go at the same time, this is my goddess, go while you cool down."

Ork: "From today on, this is also my idol."

Singto came out at the end, "The most poisonous woman's heart."

Jian Jian accidentally overheard and asked back: "What did you say?"

The post on the open class on the forum reached the top that night, and there were all kinds of videos and photos.

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"Who is that girl from the engineering school, she's so shameful"

"It seems to be called Fang."

"The School of Engineering is such a disgrace, it's such a female student who has the guts to challenge my idol."

"There is always something to look for."

"Hey, my goddess is really a generation of wizards, so calm and composed, I want to marry you, goddess."

"Easy Daddy speaks so well, he doesn't use dirty words when he curses, and it makes people unable to retaliate."

"Easy completed three kills, became famous in the first battle, became emperor in the second war, and became a god in the third battle."

"Three of the four heavenly kings have been conquered in the blink of an eye."

"Aren't there four?"

"The first evil emperor didn't have a direct confrontation. It can't be counted."

"How can it not be counted? In World War II, two people were directly defeated, killing two birds with one stone!"

"Don't mention it. As members of the mathematics competition of the Agricultural College, since we lost to the Economics College last time, our life has been miserable. The first evil emperor vowed to take back the championship. My life is so miserable, why? You want me to meet her this year?"

"The mourning upstairs, I miss you!"

"The catastrophe of cultivating immortality and becoming a Buddha, the benefactor is calm."

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The comments on the forum exploded, and someone dug up all the previous posts about the confession and the canteen incident. Some small fans found the clues, and they directly strung together a series of stories.Fang from the engineering school likes Leo from the engineering school, but fails to confess.Later, knowing that Leo's confession to Easy was rejected, he felt jealous, and only looked for simple troubles, but failed again and again, and finally humiliated the academy.The story is extremely vivid, and there are more and more versions.

The client, Fang, was also squeezed out by the students of the engineering school because of this incident. In the end, he couldn't stand other people's eyes and abuse, and automatically dropped out of school.This story spread ten, ten and hundreds, and it reached Jane's ears.

Jane: "Have you heard? Fang from the engineering school dropped out."

Ork: "Who is Fang?"

Gun: "You don't even know this, it's the girl who made trouble last time."

Simple: "Did you drop out?"

singto: "Can't bear it? Or feel guilty?"

Simple: "No, not at all."

Singto raised his eyebrows in disbelief.

Simple: "She did it by herself, what does it have to do with me? She provoked me first, so I can't blame me. I don't feel any guilt or sympathy. Such a person is narrow-minded and has such a poor ability to withstand pressure. It is difficult to achieve anything." .”

Mark: "So ruthless."

Simple: "The second rule of survival: People don't attack me, I don't attack others, if people attack me, give me three points, and people attack me again—"

jane: "how is it?"

With a simple and sly smile, he said cruelly: "Cut the weeds and root them out."

I saw the water bottle in Ork's hand fell to the ground instantly, Mark's eyes and mouth suddenly widened, and Jane hugged her arms tightly, feeling terrified.

A smile appeared on the corner of Singto's mouth: It's really not an ordinary person.