[Seven-Five + Liaozhai] Catching ghosts to see the mood

This weasel actuary is molesting Bai Yutang, right?Logically speaking, I should be jealous now, but I really want to laugh, I really want to laugh.

"Pfft!"

In the end, I still couldn't help laughing out loud, which attracted the weasel spirit's attention. She looked me up and down with some disgust, curled her lips and said, "Why are you so old? You still don't look good."

"???"

I can go to yours!

No matter what, I am much better looking and cleaner than you, a weasel!You stinky, shameless little goblin!

"Quack quack!"

Don't feel terrified, this laughter is not from Bai Yutang, but from the big white goose in his hand mocking me.

Even a goose is laughing at me mercilessly, it probably drifted away.

"My God! Why did you bring the goose in, take it away, let her hold it!"

The weasel spirit looked a little irritable, frowned and stepped back, pointed at me blankly, "Give her the goose, as for you, come here and let my sister love you~"

"..."

"..."

I don't think my big white goose is gone, but this weasel is gone, and he still wants to love Bai Yutang!

Did Bai Yutang use your pain?You stinky and shameless weasel, you still want to find a mistress without the two brushes of a vixen?Go dreaming!

The little firecracker was already on the verge of being ignited, I stretched out my hand and tugged at his sleeve, signaling him not to be impulsive, we have to find a way.

Knowing that his impulsiveness should not cause trouble, Bai Yutang tried to calm himself down, and finally pulled himself back from the brink of explosion.

"What should I do now, young master, can I just go up and chop her up?"

"No, no, if you rush up to her, you will probably die with honor."

After much deliberation, we decided to let Bai Yutang sell his appearance and use the beauty trick first, and then I will do it when the weasel is not paying attention.

Although it hurts my heart to let Bai Yutang use the beauty trick, but there is really no other way at this time, especially now that Bai Yutang is gritting his teeth and forbearance, it always makes me feel that he will kill me after going out.

"Master, I'm not going to kill you now, wait until I kill this weasel spirit."

"..."

Although I know that Bai Yutang is reassuring me, but I can't let it go at all, okay?

Watching him walk towards the weasel spirit helplessly, I stared at the two men intently, ready to find the weak point of that little goblin.

"This virgin boy really makes my sister's heart flutter~"

The veins on Bai Yutang's forehead were already popping up, the main reason was that the weasel spirit was reaching out to touch his chin, I really couldn't bear it! !

I grabbed the big white goose by the neck, and before it could react and just looked at me with terrified eyes, I had already thrown it on the weasel spirit, "I'll fuck you! Who told you to touch him?" !"

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Quack quack!!"

So amidst the cries of the weasel spirit and the big white goose, Bai Yutang pulled out the steel knife, and I let the big wolf dog out again.

The current situation in the cave can be described as geese flying and dogs jumping, oh, and weasels jumping.

After being frightened, the weasel spirit changed back to its original shape, and is now squeaking in the cave.

Bai Yutang, who was molested by a weasel, was waving his steel knife and wanted to kill the weasel. I hurried out of the cave and blocked the entrance of the cave with other big wolf dogs and big white geese.

There were various voices coming from inside, and finally it calmed down. Bai Yutang walked out carrying the weasel whose ear had been cut off.

I really didn't expect that this matter would be resolved so quickly. I thought that this guy would be pretty good after eating two pairs of boys and girls. However, he is still a little fairy who has just become a spirit, and he still has to be afraid of big wolf dogs and big white goose.

As for monsters that kill people, you really shouldn't be soft-hearted. This weasel still has a breath, and there is air in it but not out. Who knows if this guy is pretending.

Weasels are very thieves and always cheat death to escape, but it is also unlucky to offend Bai Yutang.

"Master, I definitely want to bake it!"

"Squeak!"

When we heard that we were going to roast it, the weasel was about to cry, but it was useless. At last a fire was built, and it was propped on the fire amidst its screams.

"Squeak!"

"Oh, now you know how to beg for mercy? What about those children who were eaten by you, just let you eat them casually?"

I stretched out a wooden stick and poked it, while Bai Yutang on the side was already wiping his steel knife and was about to cut this weasel into several pieces and distribute them to the big wolf dogs. The matter can be resolved so quickly, these dogs are considered out of luck powerful.

"Squeak!"

"Oh, you said that someone told you to eat virgin boys and girls to greatly increase your skill? Then why don't you die if you are told to die?"

"..."

Hearing my conversation with the weasel, Bai Yutang was stunned. He opened his mouth and looked at me incredulously, then looked at the weasel on the fire, and finally said very uncertainly: "Can you Talk to this guy?"

"..."

This is probably a new skill I developed. I can understand the words of the spirited monsters after they return to their original forms. I can't understand what those geese and wolf dogs are barking.

"Just treat it as the skill passed down from our Nanshan disciples' ancestors."

So I asked the weasel if the man in the mask told it directly, and it nodded frantically.

Although it is indeed a little weak and helpless now, I don't mean to let it go, but it is indeed a bit cruel to be burned alive.

I beckoned Bai Yutang to chop it up, otherwise I would have nightmares at night.

The weasel, which had completely returned to heaven, turned into a soul and was ready to fight us to the death, but the ecstasy envoy directly locked it with the ecstasy chain, which really couldn't even run away.

"Is this guy going to hell?"

"So many people have been harmed, and this is the ending."

After eating four children and several families, this weasel carried enough human lives to go to the underworld to be tortured. It is estimated that several layers of skin will be peeled off before going to hell.

It was already dark after the weasel incident, and it was impossible for us to continue our journey, so we had to go back to the town where we stayed overnight.

But for us, the big white goose and the big wolf dog are indeed a problem. Do we have to return it to the merchant after we buy it?

These guys are heroes anyway, and they can't just watch them being eaten, and they can't be sent to the village where the weasels made a fuss before, after all, no one can rest assured.

"Otherwise, how about this, Little Fifth Master, I don't think you have any animals on the empty island, or else you can take these back to the island."

"...It's really a good idea, but are you sure this big white goose won't screw Yunsheng?"

"This big white goose doesn't screw up good-looking people! Little brother!"

"..."

In the end, these big guys did have a good place to go, and they felt like they would grow fat when they went to Xingkong Island, but we were obviously rushing to Fuxiang Town, and it turned out to be a farmhouse.

Among a group of quacks and woofs, Bai Yutang and I rubbed our temples and embarked on the journey to Fuxiang Town. This time we pulled a wooden cart behind the ass of the flattery, and the geese and dogs were locked in cages on the carriage. inside.

Everything is fine, but this group of guys is really too noisy, which really slows down our itinerary.

"Master, I regret bringing these guys with me."

In order to prevent Bai Yutang from roasting these big guys, I had to comfort him all the way, "Take it as Xiao Yunsheng's playmate, you are his uncle."

"Master, I want to eat roast goose tonight."

"Row."

"Quack quack quack!!"

Shut up, I didn't say eat you!

I found an inn to stay at night, and Bai Yutang drew me a relatively simple map, probably we still need to pass through three towns before reaching Fuxiang Town.

During this time, we had to cross a bridge, and there was a deep river underneath, and people often fell into it and drowned or something.

"Guest officer, which river are you going to? You can't go there!"

After the waiter served us the food, he happened to glance at the map drawn by Bai Yutang, and kindly advised us not to walk that river.

Sure enough, no matter where the shop assistants are gossip, it seems that there is nothing they don't know, as long as the money is enough, they can find out everything.

"why is that?"

Bai Yutang threw a piece of silver to him with great pride, he really deserves to be a rich young master, the money he threw made me feel a little distressed.

This prodigal child.

"Guests, you guys don't know. This river has been very evil recently. In the past, a few people could be drowned in a year, but now, one will be drowned in almost five or six days. Everyone said that it angered the river god, so the river god is here. Take it!"

"..."

My God, this is the mountain god weasel and the river god. Is my life not going well recently? Why do I always encounter this kind of thing.

Now I have no spiritual power, and I can't solve this kind of thing.

"I remember now."

Suddenly something flashed in my head, and I remembered something. I was only 11 years old when I first went on a mission with Master. It seemed to be about a water ghost that suddenly appeared in the river. Could it be How about this.

"You tell me what's going on, I'm very curious, young master!"

Bai Yutang desperately stretched his head in my direction. I didn't realize that this guy was so curious before, so I told him what I knew, but he raised his eyebrows after hearing this: " Isn't this obvious, you must have told your master now, and then your master brought you here at the age of 11 to catch ghosts."

"..."

It really makes sense to say this, but how to tell Master is still a problem.

"It's not easy."

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and patted, "Bai Fu!"

"Yes! Fifth Lord!"

"???"

Looking at Bai Fu who suddenly appeared in front of me, I felt that my whole body was not well, so when did this Bai Fu come?

"When I was in Nanshan, I sent pigeons to send letters, and asked Bai Fu to wait here first. If there is anything, I can take care of it."

"..."

Bai Yutang looked at me with an expression of "I'm not so powerful ~ come and praise me", which made me twitch my lips.

I just want to ask him, where did he conjure the pigeon that Flying Pigeon passes the letter from? Isn't this too mysterious?