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"Did you find out where Osamu Dazai is!!!" Kunikida yelled frantically, "There are still 10 minutes until the time to start the mission, where did this guy go!!!"

"Maybe he committed suicide somewhere, either by jumping into a river or jumping off a building. Who knows what new ways he can think of to die." Yosano Akiko, who was passing by, interjected after hearing Kunikida Doppo's shout.

"It's working hours now, this guy won't change after repeated admonitions, he must deduct wages! Deduct wages!"

"Mr. Dazai's salary is almost deducted this month." Junichiro Tanizaki put down the phone and shook his head, "No one answered the phone, but we can get through."

"In that case, it might be somewhere, looking for the way to heaven." Yosano Akiko said, she waved to the others, and returned to the infirmary with her bag.

Except for Kunikida Doppo, everyone else is used to his disappearance from time to time. Generally, they would directly deduct Dazai Osamu's salary under such circumstances.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai would not lose the chain at important moments, and the others did not say anything.

Originally, their armed detective agency had very free working hours.

"But speaking of it, I seem to have seen Mr. Dazai go to the other side of the river this morning." Kenji Miyazawa said after thinking for a while, "I asked him what he was doing, and he said to find the beautiful Miss, go to die for love together."

"By the river?" Kunikida Doppo thought hard, but he didn't find any women living by the river who had a good relationship with Osamu Dazai.

In less than a few minutes, it will be the time he planned to go out. Kunikida Doppo chose the more urgent one between finding Osamu Dazai who didn't know where to commit suicide and going to the mission location. After completing the commission Then go to his uneasy partner.

In his previous life, he was so unlucky that he became a partner with Osamu Dazai.

After he and Osamu Dazai became partners, he wondered whether his life expectancy would be shortened by 10 years.

It's really a discount.

Kunikida Doppo took his belongings and left after sending a text message to Osamu Dazai.

During this journey, I did not receive a reply from Osamu Dazai.

"Why don't you work for an armed detective agency, what are you doing in the port mafia?" Boltz was so annoyed by Osamu Dazai that he stuck tightly to him, unable to shake him off.

"I found out the precautions for jumping into the river on purpose, and I definitely need your help." Osamu Dazai held the complete suicide manual and dangled it in front of Boltz.

He also calculated that Boltz had no mission now, so he came to harass Boltz.

"It's none of my business if you want to commit suicide." Boltz just wanted to shake off Osamu Dazai, "If you jump into the river, tie a rock on your body and jump directly into it, so that you can't sink to the bottom. Did you do this well in the port mafia before? Are you proficient?"

"That's different!" Osamu Dazai grabbed Boltz's windbreaker directly, "I must die in love with Boltz!"

"Who wants to die in love with you!"

"Because only Portzsang is my true love. After waiting for so long, you treat him cruelly like this."

Boltz shook the goose bumps that didn't exist on his body, "It's amazing that Kunikida can bear you, and I will give him a ninja medal in the future."

"I used to partner with your brother."

"That's really the bad luck of his eight lifetimes." Boltz complained sharply without mercy.

"Poltz, you've changed. You're no longer the cute kid who couldn't say anything for a long time, but now you can even complain about me. It's more surprising than Kunikida!" Osamu Dazai hypocritically He started to cry, but he didn't let go of the hand holding Boltz's windbreaker.Obviously Boltz could easily push Dazai away, but he didn't make a move. He let Dazai grab the hem of his windbreaker and followed him for a long distance.

It was also because Boltz didn't attack him that Osamu Dazai intensified, "How about dying for love with me? If it doesn't work, your former classmate is also fine, that little girl named 800 million..."

"You can go to hell." Boltz almost couldn't hold back and threw Osamu Dazai down after hearing the name 800 million. "Don't you want to commit suicide? I will help you."

"What, let's go quickly, there is that river nearby!"

"To what river?" Boltz grabbed Osamu Dazai's arm with his backhand, and stuffed him into the car parked beside him, "Don't jump into the small ditch if you can, and jump into the sea with me."

"Wow...is it so exciting to jump into the sea?! I want to go!" Osamu Dazai didn't know what was waiting for him.

While in the car, Osamu Dazai excitedly opened the night of jumping into the river, and said to Boltz who was driving, "Actually, I have always wanted to jump into the river, but I can't sink without stones."

"I'll let you dance enough in a while." Boltz moved the book out of his eyes, and stepped on the brakes in front of a red light.

It takes half an hour to drive from the city to the port of Yokohama. At this time, there are not many cars on the road, and most of the people are still at work. Their car can still reach the beach unimpeded.

In the afternoon, it was not time for the Port Mafia to go to work, so Boltz did not tell the others where he was.

Before getting out of the car, Boltz took off his windbreaker and threw it in the car. He also threw his mobile phone, keys and wallet, which were afraid of water, in it.

"It suddenly occurred to me that Boltz is not afraid of water, right?"

"Do you think which rock is afraid of water?"

"But Boltz, you are so heavy, will you sink to the bottom if you fall into the sea?"

Boltz looked at Osamu Dazai and smiled, and Osamu Dazai was hairy all over.

Instead of looking for a port where people come and go, they stopped on a cliff near the port.

Dazai seemed a little excited.

"There are still two hours before work time, these two hours should be enough for you to have a good time."

"What..." Before he could react here, his collar tightened, and Boltz grabbed his collar and jumped off the cliff, crashing directly into the water with a bang, causing agitation. A huge splash.

Boltz was below to help him block the impact when he entered the water. Osamu Dazai was not washed very hard, but he choked when he entered the water, and was caught by Boltz and kept going down. Shen.

"If I jump into the sea, I will sink to the bottom." Boltz can still speak underwater.

"Gulu Gulu..." The only answer to Boltz was Osamu Dazai's vomited bubbles.

The water they chose was not deep, and Boltz sank to the bottom quickly, and there were still many shallow water fish around.

Boltz didn't linger too long on the bottom of the sea. Holding on to the gap of the nearby cliff, he kicked hard, and his head emerged from the water a few times.

Dazai Osamu was still in the water from the neck down, his head was exposed, and some curly short hair was wet and sticky, sticking to his forehead.

He spit out a mouthful of salty sea water, coughed twice, and held Boltz tightly with his hands, with his legs wrapped around Boltz's waist.

"It's only been a few minutes, why can't you do it?" Boltz didn't appreciate it, very ruthless.

"If you're a man, you can't say no!" Osamu Dazai touched his face. As soon as he finished speaking, Boltz let go of the rock, and fell into the sea again with a plop.

This time it was much easier than jumping off the cliff just now, but he was caught off guard again and choked.

Boltz grabbed the man and jumped up again. He waited until Osamu Dazai coughed and spit out all the water in his mouth before continuing, "Do you want to start again? If you are a man, don't say no."

Osamu Dazai accidentally tricked himself.

He is in a state of distress and can't say it now. He said the sentence just now, and now Boltz is using this sentence to block him.

"You did it on purpose."

"Didn't you say you wanted me to come and take you to jump into the sea?"

"...But it's not like this..." Osamu Dazai quickly took a deep breath, and then was grabbed by the collar by Boltz and sank into the sea.

After the initial discomfort, Osamu Dazai adapted.

He can even open his eyes and see what's on the bottom of the ocean.

This experience...is rarely available!

Osamu Dazai remembers eating but not beating.

The water quality here in Yokohama Bay is pretty good, and he can open his eyes and look underwater without any burden. After sinking again, Osamu Dazai started to die.

"Let's go to a farther place and take a look! I haven't been to the bottom of the sea that far!"

"...I can't jump out of such a deep place, let alone take you with me."

"Don't you just say you're a man, don't you?"

"I'm not human." Boltz said this sentence without any burden.

But since Osamu Dazai felt that playing like this was not exciting, he simply followed his wishes.

He jumped on the edge of the cliff purely because there are cliff stones on this side that allow him to climb up.

It's not that you can't jump a little farther, but it's a bit troublesome.

"Don't blame me if you die."

"The purpose of jumping into the river is to die." Osamu Dazai was enthusiastic.

Suddenly there were several gunshots on the Yokohama port not far away, and a cruise ship slowly approached.Osamu Dazai frowned, and put his hands on his eyes, trying to see clearly what was going on with the cruise ship and the gunshots just now.

"It can't be from the port mafia again."

Boltz subconsciously wanted to touch the phone, but then remembered that he had left the phone in the car, and he had no way of contacting those members of the Port Mafia.

"Go back first, and I'll come play with you later." Boltz threw it up and jumped onto the cliff himself.

The two returned to the car dripping wet, and Boltz's phone calls were missed a lot. Boltz called back and found out that it was someone from the "combination" of the superhuman organization from Europe who came over.

And even Osamu Dazai was a little surprised when he heard the name 'Group'.

"That's not from Europe..."

Osamu Dazai's words were interrupted by the alarm of his mobile phone in his windbreaker coat. He had never cared about his mobile phone, and now he finally caught the attention of the master.

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and answered the call from Kunikida.

"Dazai, you bastard!!!! Where did you go!!!!"

"I'm at Yokohama Port now, don't be angry."

"Hurry over here now, there are not enough people, and people from the port mafia are also here."

Boltz started the car and drove to the address given by Kunikida.

You're right, there are other members of the Port Mafia here besides the Armed Detective Agency.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa is even here.

"I told you in advance, we are not here to reconcile with you." Akutagawa Ryunosuke took the coat and put it on Boltz, "It's just to achieve our respective goals."

"Naturally." Kunikida Doppo also glared at Osamu Dazai, who was slapped and fooled by Osamu Dazai.

"I'll settle accounts with you when I get back."

These guys in the combination are menacing, and the Yokohama port is in a dark place.

It was already midnight when everything was over.

Ryunosuke Kawa, who thought everything was over, planned to go back to the headquarters with Boltz to write a report on what happened today, but was stopped by Osamu Dazai.

"Poltz! Isn't today over yet? Let's continue!" After everything was over, Osamu Dazai regained his spirits, "It just so happens that the cruise ship is approaching the shore now!"

Boltz grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar without saying a word, and jumped directly into the sea from the railing of the cruise ship.

This time it was not like in the afternoon, it was very close to the shore.This place is nearly 20 nautical miles away from the shore.

Boltz and Osamu Dazai fell into the water, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke almost jumped down with him, but was directly held back by others.

"Poltz is not afraid of water, just wait here and wait for him to come up."

"But Mr. Dazai is afraid of water!"

The port mafia sent a small yacht to find someone, and Osamu Dazai floated up from the sea within a short while.

"Hurry up and find someone to come here to catch Poltz." Osamu Dazai was pulled to the yacht, spit out all the water hidden in his throat, and then said to the others.

"Isn't Boltz afraid of water?"

"But the water was too deep...he sank to the bottom and didn't jump up."

After Mori Ogai heard the news, he almost spit out a mouthful of water, and directly brought all the yachts and people near the port there, and together with the divers, he went to find them.

It was dark at night, and I couldn't see anything clearly, and the searchlights could only illuminate a small area.

As the culprit, Osamu Dazai was scolded by Kunikida, but he still protected him, and did not let the gangsters do anything to Dazai,

But he failed to stop Nakahara Chuya.

Zhongyuan Zhongya didn't know about it at first, and only heard some low-level mafia talking about it when he passed the port.

Without too much hesitation, he asked where the man was, and found Osamu Dazai in a speedboat, and beat him up forcefully.

"Trash Dazai!! Go to hell!!"

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