[Comprehensive] The master of Chaoying

Chapter 4 Staring at the Crotch Cat

Helena turned her head angrily.Interrupting her dreams, delaying her collection of materials, and accusing her of being a superficial cat, Bruce is super annoying.By the way, I wanted to name her a ball before, don't think she can't recognize it, isn't it because she is an orange cat, and she will become fat after laughing at her.snort!Why out of ten orange cats, nine are fat, and one is particularly fat. I don’t know who was so idle who thought it up. If it weren’t for the black and orange cats, they would die.

He is obviously a beautiful little princess, but she is forcibly predicted to become a fat cat in the future. The more Helena thinks about it, the more wronged she becomes, and the whole cat is about to ball into a ball.

Just at this moment, the black shadow came up to her again, but fortunately, he did not die and grabbed her by the cat's fur.

Helena got angry, kicked her calf suddenly, broke free from Bruce's arms, and flew towards the shadow, little bitch, wait for me, if I don't get angry, do you think I am Hello Kitty!

It's a pity that the domineering picture in the imagination did not appear.

Helena took advantage of her strength to fly out, there was no way to slam on the brakes and turn around, but the black shadow was different, it could still hide.So as soon as the black shadow dodged, Helena found that she couldn't hold back her strength, and walked straight forward... Then, "slap" hit a high table.

There were also some drinks and food on the table, and when it fell on it, the juice splashed all over the place, and the guests chatting around the table dispersed in an instant with exclamations.

All this happened in a short time, and when Bruce looked again, the cat had completely changed: the whole face was covered with cream, half a puff was on the nose, and a leaf of purple cabbage with salad was stuck on the top of the head. The expression on his face - a capitalized loveless life.

Bruce was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted quickly and took out his mobile phone to take a few photos and upload them to Twitter. The guests around were inspired to follow suit and began to take pictures, and many people "hahahahaha" beside him.

Helena felt such a heart-wrenching scene as soon as she came back to her senses.

Stupid human beings, won't your conscience ache?

The only thing that can be thankful is that she is probably only a cat at the moment, and it is not her face that has been lost.

The waiter heard the movement and quickly came to clean up the mess, and Bruce asked him for a towel.

"Are you hungry?" Bruce took off the puffs and vegetable leaves, and wiped the cream on the cat's face, "But you can't eat these desserts randomly, some of them will be poisoned."

Helena rubbed her dirty little face against Bruce angrily.

Hold back and talk to me, the friendship puppy is dead.

Seeing this, the waiter couldn't help saying a few more words: "The cream on the suit must be disposed of as soon as possible, otherwise the suit will be useless."

Helena looked over, and found that the large and small pieces of cream on the suit were the result of her battles. Looking carefully, there were still a few dark marks on the hem, which seemed to be water stains with mud. It is hard to imagine how they got there. And know.

She just had an embarrassment, and it's fine if he doesn't help cover up, but he even brought a group of people to watch and take pictures happily, just like going to the toilet and forgetting to bring paper to Moments for help, but the friends just liked it, but no one It's like sending paper, it's no wonder she's not mad.

That's why she rubbed against him to vent her anger, but she chose this method because in her mind, it wasn't a problem at all. In a world with magic, a spell can instantly make it clean, but she forgot Well, Muggles are different from them, and now she can't use magic, and hearing the waiter say that the clothes might be ruined, Helena felt a little bit sorry.

"Meow~" She let out a low voice, lowered her head, and took two steps back, keeping a distance from Bruce.

Bruce glanced at the waiter reproachfully. Although he tried his best to slander his own cat, he would not be happy to say a word to someone else, let alone just a piece of clothing.

"Bring me a piece of cake, please." He said to the waiter, and then he hugged Helena indifferently, touched her head, and the cat's face rubbed a piece of cream on him before it was wiped off. On the face, the look is very funny.

"Well, we're the same now."

Helena stared blankly at Bruce, and something soft in her heart was touched.She shook her beard, what's the matter, it's so ugly.Thinking of this, she stretched out a paw to lick it clean, then leaned over to wipe the cream stain on his face with her soft meat pad.

She wiped it carefully, just like he had done for her before.

Bruce looked at him with a smile, his eyes were gentle, this expression gave Helena great encouragement, she couldn't help but work harder, and even licked her paw and wiped his face a second time.In the end, she took a look at the fruits of her labor... well, it was very good and clean, and was about to ask for praise, when she suddenly felt that something was not right.

Helena froze for a moment before realizing what she had done——

She just wiped the drool all over Bruce's face!

So why would she lick her paws like a cat? This is definitely a dark history, and she turned her back and refused to face it.

At this time, the waiter brought the cake, and Bruce grabbed the cat and pointed to the cake covered with cream in the small plate: "Do you still want to play?" He once again expressed that he didn't mind it playing with his clothes.

Helena looked at Bruce, he smiled so sincerely, the previous anger had already turned into light smoke and flew away.And to be honest, he is pretty good to pets, she even stained his suit, but instead of blaming him, he asked himself if he wanted to continue playing, if he was really a cat, he would probably like this shit shoveler yes.

But she pushed the little plate away in disgust, it was just a momentary act of anger, she is not a real cat, how could she like to play such a stupid game.

The waiter originally thought that the guest asked him to bring the cake because he wanted to eat it, but now he also realized that it was just used to tease the cat. He has been to many high-end banquets as a part-time job, and the clothes can be recognized a little bit. The one on this person looks like an Armani haute couture, with a six-figure price tag, and it's actually used to put cream on cats... He doesn't understand the world of rich people.

The banquet continued, and Bruce took Helena to the bathroom. There were many kinds of food on her body, and it was obviously not enough to just wipe it off.

Helena didn't expect that the first time she entered the men's room in her life, she would be so caught off guard.

It was probably because there were so many guests at the dinner party, and it was quite lively inside. People kept coming, and Helena didn't know where to put her eyes.

But she is not the kind of person who has no integrity, at most she just looks around and doesn't speak.

So when Bruce looked up, he saw that his cat was very focused and tirelessly staring at people going to the toilet, from the time they entered the door to the time they went out.

"Don't look around!" Bruce covered Helena's eyes with one hand, and patted the cat's butt twice with the other hand. He was not willing to use force, but just patted twice.

What are you doing, you bastard!

Helena jumped away, Bruce didn't use much force, it felt more like a stroking to her.Although in his eyes she was a cat, it didn't mean that at all, but she was a human, not a cat, and she was eaten tofu for no reason.

"It's a beautiful cat." A person next to him came to wash his hands, first boasted, and then said, "I also have a cat, and I have to follow it every time I go to the toilet to take a bath. Watching it eat/poop secretly, and watching people take a bath is to see when the owner drowns."

That's right, I kept staring at them because I was afraid they would eat shit.

When someone stood on her side, Helena gained confidence in an instant, and looked at Bruce with her head held high.

Bruce smiled politely, and after the person left, he grabbed Helena and stuffed it into the sink under the faucet, and a jet of water was immediately sprayed from the faucet.

hold head high!I wanted to wash it off for a long time, but my body was always sticky and uncomfortable.Helena twisted from side to side so that the jet of water could rush all over her body, and she used her paws to stroke her fur from time to time. It would be even better if there was a body wash ball or something.

Bruce: "..."

It is agreed that cats hate water, and they can be punished by spraying water.

However, this cat was different from ordinary cats. In the end, he patted her on the head symbolically: "This is the punishment for messing around outside just now."

"Meow!" Whoever made trouble, she saw a black shadow.Helena covered her head with a look of grievance, but she understood that only she could see the black shadow, and no one else could see it, so it was obvious that she was rushing towards the black shadow, but in everyone's eyes it was only her Flying towards the table, smashing other people's food.

But what is it that she can see that no one else can see?

Could it be that she was able to see something special because she turned into a cat?Thinking of this, Helena thought of the legend that cats have yin and yang eyes, but ghosts are just the Muggle world, they are actually ghosts. There are many ghosts in Hogwarts, and those ghosts maintain their previous appearances, even It's the clothes, but no ghost is so dark that it can't see clearly.

She couldn't think of anything, her little face was wrinkled.

Bruce looked at the aggrieved and troubled look of the little guy, where there was no temper, he said patiently: "The food is spoiled, but if there is a broken glass on the table, and the glass shards pierce your body, you will suffer, don't be so reckless in the future It's gone." He carried Helena out of the sink, wiped it with a towel first, and then blown it with the hot air of the dryer for a while, and finally it was clean.

After finishing all this, he checked the time again. It has been exactly one hour since he got the news that Linda had arrived at the dinner party. It seems that there is no way to install the monitor today.Fortunately, Linda has other business in New York this time, and she will stay for a few days, so we can start from the hotel where she stayed.

"Let's go see what you can eat." Bruce carried Helena out for food.

The food prepared at the dinner party is really exquisite, but most of them cannot be eaten by cats, and although cats can eat some food, it depends on the specific adaptation level of each cat's stomach, and he dare not just give it to eat, Bruce Going to get some from the kitchen.

It was probably because there was a banquet ahead, and all the people gathered there, and the drinks and food were almost served, and there were almost no people in the corridor, but he had a satellite image of the whole building in his computer, and he knew exactly where the kitchen was. Chu, there is no need to ask someone for directions.Just after turning two corners, I heard a female voice say: "Since he doesn't know what's good, then he can only never speak out."

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