Communicate friendly with food
Chapter 4: I'm not crazy, don't hold me, I'm not crazy!
"Mom, help!"
Sayuri hugged her daughter in a daze, and the daughter grabbed her clothes tightly, her body shaking desperately as if the vibration mode was turned on.
Sayuri didn't even remember that she was coming to question Zheng Bai, so she patted Zheng Bai's back to comfort her, and after she calmed down a little, she asked, "Ah Bai, tell mom, what happened?"
Upon hearing Sayuri's question, Zheng Bai trembled again. She glanced at the ingredients that had fallen on the ground but did not move at all, and said in a crying voice: "Just now, those ingredients can move and talk 〒▽〒"
"???" Sayuri was confused, "Just tell me what happened just now."
Zheng Bai sobbed and told Sayuri everything from cooking to electric shock to waking up.
The first thought that came to Sayuri's head after hearing the whole thing was, 'My daughter was stunned by the electric shock! '
Sayuri, who acted quickly, immediately went to find Zheng Yunlin. After telling Zheng Yunlin, the couple immediately closed the door, pulled Xiao Baihe who couldn't react, and ran to the People's Hospital to be admitted to the neuropsychology department.
Zheng Bai: "..." Baby feels bitter.
The doctor saw that he had seen the big world, and after driving his parents out, he chatted with Zheng Bai kindly.
"Doctor, I'm really not crazy." Zheng Bai said aggrievedly. Of course, she also knew in her heart that the doctor would not believe it, and her parents probably wouldn't believe it either. When exchanging ingredients, her first reaction was that her mother was sick.
The doctor smiled softly and said, "Since you said you can communicate with ingredients, can you tell me what this orange is talking about?" The doctor put an orange in front of Zheng Bai.
The rather careless Zheng Bai looked at the doctor and asked suspiciously, "You really want me to tell?"
The doctor nodded.
"I can't understand what it says. Is your orange from Korea? I just heard it speak Korean..." Zheng Bai replied honestly.
"..."
I knew you wouldn't believe it!Zheng Bai thought sadly and angrily.
But the treatment didn't happen overnight. After the doctor sent Zheng Bai away, he came in alone.
It was a nurse. The nurse saw the oranges on the table at a glance, and asked with a smile: "Doctor Qin, is this orange delicious? I heard from the head nurse that the dean brought it back when he went to Korea for an exchange, and it is different from domestic oranges. Is there any difference?"
"...? Wait, where did you say you brought it back?"
"Korea."
"???!!!"
On the second day, Zheng Bai took advantage of his parents not paying attention, stayed in the kitchen on the first floor, opened the refrigerator door, and looked at the ingredients in the refrigerator expressionlessly.
The top is cooked food, and the bottom is raw food, which is not much different from what you usually see when you open the refrigerator.
"You can talk, can't you!"
【…】
There was silence.
In this way, Zheng Bai opened the door of the refrigerator, squatted at the door, and stared at the ingredients for half an hour.
Staring at her with stinging eyes and numbness in her legs and feet, from the beginning of Pangu to the founding of China, from the origin of the universe to the big bang of the earth, and finally wondering if she is really crazy, there is still no movement in the refrigerator.
"Could it be that I was really driven crazy by the electricity?" Zheng Bai shook his head, thought for a while, and said to the inside of the refrigerator uncomfortably, "It doesn't matter if you are humans or ghosts, anyway, I warn you not to play with me anymore." Ah! Otherwise, I will... just... eat you!"
As soon as he said this, Zheng Bai fell into a state of doubting his life.
Her words amused others very well, and there was a burst of uncontrollable laughter in the refrigerator.
[Hahaha I laughed so hard, Sister Carrot, do you think she is really stupid? Aren’t our ingredients just for people to eat? She still wants to threaten us with this! 】
"Oh my god!" Zheng Bai, who was still emboldened to "threat" just now, was scared when he heard them speak. He stepped back to the door and held the door handle, Sticking tightly to the door panel, if something bad happened, she would run away from the door.
【Ah Bai, don’t be afraid, we are not ghosts, we are just ordinary ingredients. 】A carrot jumped out of the refrigerator and said with a smile.
"You lied, can ordinary ingredients speak?!"
[Yes, we can all speak, but you humans can't hear it. 】
"Then I'm not human anymore?" Zheng Bai pointed at himself tremblingly.
There was another burst of giggles in the refrigerator.
[Of course you are human, but that day after you got an electric shock, you stimulated the potential in your body, so you can communicate with us. "]
Wait, isn't this carrot a little too smart?What if you say you can't become a master?Zheng Bai deeply felt that he was suppressed by his IQ.
Seeing that the attitudes of the ingredients are not bad, Zheng Bai was a little relieved, and asked close to the refrigerator: "Then, what should I do? Now my parents think I'm crazy."
[Who told you to be so stupid, they know. ] A piece of old ginger at the bottom of the refrigerator spoke.
"I don't want to either. After all, it's normal for me to be frightened when I suddenly heard you talking. Just when my mother appeared, I didn't react..." This is a natural human reaction. "Why don't we make an agreement in three chapters. If I don't ask you in the future, you don't talk to me, okay? In case others really think I'm crazy."
Carrot smiled again: 【Okay then let's get along peacefully, but ah, Ah Bai, if you don't look back, it will be settled that you are crazy. "]
"..." Zheng Bai looked back stiffly.
Sayuri's face was pale, and she covered her chest with one hand, as if she was about to faint.
"Mom..." Zheng Bai explained helplessly, "I, I suspect that I was electrocuted yesterday and had hallucinations, so I came down and tried to talk to these ingredients. It seems that I really can't communicate."
"Yes, is that so?" Said Baihe still had a bad expression on her face, but she pretended to believe it on the surface, "Since this is the case, that's good, your father and I can rest assured, Abai, then you can solve it by yourself today. Let's have lunch, your father and I have business to go out." Must find a reliable doctor.
Now my daughter is really crazy!Just now, he was still in agreement with food for three chapters!
"..." Zheng Bai knew at a glance that his mother did not believe him, so he could only agree weakly, and watched his mother leave.
Zheng Bai looked back at the culprits with a frustrated face, but unexpectedly saw the ingredients looking at him expectantly.
Don't ask her how she figured it out.
Anyway, I can see it.
【Ah Bai, are you going to cook today?cook me!Eggs and anything can be boiled, so delicious! 】
[Eggs can be boiled with me, chive eggs, how delicious! 】
[Vegetables can't be missing, Abai, don't you usually like lettuce? 】
Hehehehe, is she crazy or the world is crazy.Zheng Bai raised his forehead, feeling that his life had fallen into a kind of absurdity.
The author has something to say:
I suggest that you go and watch "The Wisdom of All Stars". The part about seeing the doctor is actually suspected of being moved here, and the TV series is a lot of funny. Zhang Weijian's acting skills are really good!
Sayuri hugged her daughter in a daze, and the daughter grabbed her clothes tightly, her body shaking desperately as if the vibration mode was turned on.
Sayuri didn't even remember that she was coming to question Zheng Bai, so she patted Zheng Bai's back to comfort her, and after she calmed down a little, she asked, "Ah Bai, tell mom, what happened?"
Upon hearing Sayuri's question, Zheng Bai trembled again. She glanced at the ingredients that had fallen on the ground but did not move at all, and said in a crying voice: "Just now, those ingredients can move and talk 〒▽〒"
"???" Sayuri was confused, "Just tell me what happened just now."
Zheng Bai sobbed and told Sayuri everything from cooking to electric shock to waking up.
The first thought that came to Sayuri's head after hearing the whole thing was, 'My daughter was stunned by the electric shock! '
Sayuri, who acted quickly, immediately went to find Zheng Yunlin. After telling Zheng Yunlin, the couple immediately closed the door, pulled Xiao Baihe who couldn't react, and ran to the People's Hospital to be admitted to the neuropsychology department.
Zheng Bai: "..." Baby feels bitter.
The doctor saw that he had seen the big world, and after driving his parents out, he chatted with Zheng Bai kindly.
"Doctor, I'm really not crazy." Zheng Bai said aggrievedly. Of course, she also knew in her heart that the doctor would not believe it, and her parents probably wouldn't believe it either. When exchanging ingredients, her first reaction was that her mother was sick.
The doctor smiled softly and said, "Since you said you can communicate with ingredients, can you tell me what this orange is talking about?" The doctor put an orange in front of Zheng Bai.
The rather careless Zheng Bai looked at the doctor and asked suspiciously, "You really want me to tell?"
The doctor nodded.
"I can't understand what it says. Is your orange from Korea? I just heard it speak Korean..." Zheng Bai replied honestly.
"..."
I knew you wouldn't believe it!Zheng Bai thought sadly and angrily.
But the treatment didn't happen overnight. After the doctor sent Zheng Bai away, he came in alone.
It was a nurse. The nurse saw the oranges on the table at a glance, and asked with a smile: "Doctor Qin, is this orange delicious? I heard from the head nurse that the dean brought it back when he went to Korea for an exchange, and it is different from domestic oranges. Is there any difference?"
"...? Wait, where did you say you brought it back?"
"Korea."
"???!!!"
On the second day, Zheng Bai took advantage of his parents not paying attention, stayed in the kitchen on the first floor, opened the refrigerator door, and looked at the ingredients in the refrigerator expressionlessly.
The top is cooked food, and the bottom is raw food, which is not much different from what you usually see when you open the refrigerator.
"You can talk, can't you!"
【…】
There was silence.
In this way, Zheng Bai opened the door of the refrigerator, squatted at the door, and stared at the ingredients for half an hour.
Staring at her with stinging eyes and numbness in her legs and feet, from the beginning of Pangu to the founding of China, from the origin of the universe to the big bang of the earth, and finally wondering if she is really crazy, there is still no movement in the refrigerator.
"Could it be that I was really driven crazy by the electricity?" Zheng Bai shook his head, thought for a while, and said to the inside of the refrigerator uncomfortably, "It doesn't matter if you are humans or ghosts, anyway, I warn you not to play with me anymore." Ah! Otherwise, I will... just... eat you!"
As soon as he said this, Zheng Bai fell into a state of doubting his life.
Her words amused others very well, and there was a burst of uncontrollable laughter in the refrigerator.
[Hahaha I laughed so hard, Sister Carrot, do you think she is really stupid? Aren’t our ingredients just for people to eat? She still wants to threaten us with this! 】
"Oh my god!" Zheng Bai, who was still emboldened to "threat" just now, was scared when he heard them speak. He stepped back to the door and held the door handle, Sticking tightly to the door panel, if something bad happened, she would run away from the door.
【Ah Bai, don’t be afraid, we are not ghosts, we are just ordinary ingredients. 】A carrot jumped out of the refrigerator and said with a smile.
"You lied, can ordinary ingredients speak?!"
[Yes, we can all speak, but you humans can't hear it. 】
"Then I'm not human anymore?" Zheng Bai pointed at himself tremblingly.
There was another burst of giggles in the refrigerator.
[Of course you are human, but that day after you got an electric shock, you stimulated the potential in your body, so you can communicate with us. "]
Wait, isn't this carrot a little too smart?What if you say you can't become a master?Zheng Bai deeply felt that he was suppressed by his IQ.
Seeing that the attitudes of the ingredients are not bad, Zheng Bai was a little relieved, and asked close to the refrigerator: "Then, what should I do? Now my parents think I'm crazy."
[Who told you to be so stupid, they know. ] A piece of old ginger at the bottom of the refrigerator spoke.
"I don't want to either. After all, it's normal for me to be frightened when I suddenly heard you talking. Just when my mother appeared, I didn't react..." This is a natural human reaction. "Why don't we make an agreement in three chapters. If I don't ask you in the future, you don't talk to me, okay? In case others really think I'm crazy."
Carrot smiled again: 【Okay then let's get along peacefully, but ah, Ah Bai, if you don't look back, it will be settled that you are crazy. "]
"..." Zheng Bai looked back stiffly.
Sayuri's face was pale, and she covered her chest with one hand, as if she was about to faint.
"Mom..." Zheng Bai explained helplessly, "I, I suspect that I was electrocuted yesterday and had hallucinations, so I came down and tried to talk to these ingredients. It seems that I really can't communicate."
"Yes, is that so?" Said Baihe still had a bad expression on her face, but she pretended to believe it on the surface, "Since this is the case, that's good, your father and I can rest assured, Abai, then you can solve it by yourself today. Let's have lunch, your father and I have business to go out." Must find a reliable doctor.
Now my daughter is really crazy!Just now, he was still in agreement with food for three chapters!
"..." Zheng Bai knew at a glance that his mother did not believe him, so he could only agree weakly, and watched his mother leave.
Zheng Bai looked back at the culprits with a frustrated face, but unexpectedly saw the ingredients looking at him expectantly.
Don't ask her how she figured it out.
Anyway, I can see it.
【Ah Bai, are you going to cook today?cook me!Eggs and anything can be boiled, so delicious! 】
[Eggs can be boiled with me, chive eggs, how delicious! 】
[Vegetables can't be missing, Abai, don't you usually like lettuce? 】
Hehehehe, is she crazy or the world is crazy.Zheng Bai raised his forehead, feeling that his life had fallen into a kind of absurdity.
The author has something to say:
I suggest that you go and watch "The Wisdom of All Stars". The part about seeing the doctor is actually suspected of being moved here, and the TV series is a lot of funny. Zhang Weijian's acting skills are really good!
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