[Zhongyingmei] That woman is definitely sick

I don't understand why Jason is holding on to the subject of lesbians, he starts digging up old scores like my mother did.

I opened the cabinet in his room to see if there were any interesting things. There were not many clothes in the cabinet, so it seemed that he didn't have much time to come back here. He changed his clothes behind him and put on his usual clothes. As far as the outfit she was wearing, there was no sense of disobedience at all, and she had a handsome aesthetic feeling, although it was not as good-looking as Wonder Woman.

"You must have been thinking about Wonder Woman just now, right?" He looked at me with his arms crossed and frowned and said, "If you betray me again, I will kill you."

"No, you must be the one who will betray you. Why haven't you come to see me for so many days? Did you have crazy sex with some man?"

He got angry when he heard me say this, "Why do you talk like that! You don't believe me at all! It's the same as before, I don't want to quarrel with you."

He was angry and I was angry too, we were anxious, I pointed to the patch-like skin on my chest and said: "My heart was killed, and now it's a machine, so you can just be so angry at me, When I burp your farts, you can have crazy sex with other people."

After he looked at me and the big scar on his chest, he froze all of a sudden, and his tone became much gentler, "Well, you don't feel bad, do you?"

"Uncomfortable."

"Are you still discharged from the hospital?" He was nervous.

I beat my chest and answered him: "No, it's because I feel uncomfortable. You don't understand that kind of feeling. My heart is a gift from my friend. It has a special meaning. With that heart, we have been together before There would be a connection, a shared power, and now that it's gone, I'm a piece of shit."

"That monster with octopus tentacles? If Batman and the others don't do this, the whole of New York will be submerged in sea water. As the Lord of the Seven Seas, Aquaman has nothing to do with that monster. The power of that thing is even older than his. Who is your friend?"

I glanced at him, and fell down on the bed and said, "You don't even know."

Bad things happen one after another. I came to this world inexplicably, and then so many things happened. Now my ability is gone. Isn’t the double bound to the soul? Why does the heart disappear without this power? ?

"What are you thinking? Go out with me, I'll show you something." Jason said so, pulled me up from the bed, and he took me to the Batcave. Batman is not here now, only the old butler Ah Fu was guarding the place alone. When he saw Jason and me coming, he said hello and went to do his own thing.

Jason took me to a remote corner of the Batcave, where there was a huge computer flashing blue light, and the screen was full of data. All I could understand were the displayed pictures, which were my photos and A photo of an octopus attacking a New York building with the red flesh of an octopus tentacles.

This is my heart?

"I should have told you a long time ago, but the old bat said that he would observe you for a while before telling you, but now he is too busy to explain anything to you, as you can see, this monster is your heart .”

After Jason finished speaking, he pointed his finger at a pale woman. I know her. I saw this woman in Silent Hill, with Anubis.

"Princess Amarette, the owner of the stone slab we saw in the museum that day, why the slate fell into the depths of the Atlantic Ocean is a mystery, and she doesn't know it herself. According to her description, there are very scary things on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. But Sea King Arthur said there was nothing strange there."

"Your soul was split in two by this princess, because you are marked by the goddess of death. Have you ever seen the goddess of death?"

Jason said a lot, and I kept nodding, Goddess of Death, I don't know if I've seen it before, but besides this terrifying princess, I've also seen a woman with the same lifeless temperament, that could be the Goddess of Death, right? .

I asked Jason, "Why did Death mark me? Because I met her?"

He explained to me: "I don't know, but the problem of your soul is not understood by everyone now, but the problem of your heart is the most serious. It resonates with the sea, has wisdom and is very smart, and it is private in your body. We built two portals that can travel to a certain dark depth in the Atlantic Ocean, if there is an emergency, not only will you die, but the city you are in will be submerged by sea water, so who is the friend who sent you this monster?"

Jason's words became more and more serious. I watched him work seriously in the form of a woman, hugged her, and began to pour out my full of admiration.

"You are very charming when you work hard."

"What nonsense are you talking about! I'm a man!" He broke free from my holding his hand, "Damn it, when will the gender change back, I can't wait for three days later."

I smiled and ignored his complaints, and continued to hug him, just to skip the questions he just said. I don’t want to answer any of the things he asked. I know everything I need to know. If you tell me the origin of my heart , the world will not be peaceful anymore, no, it’s not that big, it should be said that I will not be peaceful anymore.

After all, it was a civilization that was many, many years earlier than human civilization. It was an indescribable creature, more NB than human beings. According to the personality of human beings who like to die, they really went to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean to dig, and what to do if they really dug out those things. Although I released those things before, it was when I was stimulated and my head was unconscious. I am the No. 1 human being!

However, if it is true as Jason said, the heart is what gives me all my strength, and human being No. 2 can also do it.

I had a meal at Wayne Manor and touched Jason's plump breasts and buttocks. He was very angry and forbade me to do this in the future. The reason is that I have never been so passionate about a man. A woman is as enthusiastic as a lesbian.

No more lace trim!Don't I just love the breasts/ass/butts and thighs of Wonder Woman and all kinds of beauties!Aren't you curious about where beautiful things are most beautiful!

When I said goodbye to Jason and I was about to leave Wayne Manor, a huge black plane dropped from the sky, Batman came back, Jason told me to leave quickly, because Batman didn't like me, I just wanted to come forward , Jason can't help it, don't get angry if you are unhappy, I patted her chest and said I won't be angry.

"My father-in-law! My father-in-law!" From a long distance, I ran towards Batman, like Xu Xian saw the white lady with his arms wide open to rush at Batman, he stopped and avoided me Hug, I looked at this person covered in black, and now it's not bad to be a woman, I scratched my head in embarrassment and said to Batman: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Jason and I have sex I'm dating, I'm going to get married, it's different from you, a playboy who plays games every day, lives alone and dies forever, haha!" As soon as I finished speaking, my mouth was covered by Jason who rushed over, and Batman looked at us. Seconds later, I completely ignored me and greeted Jason, and then entered the Batcave.

I let Jason let go angrily, "What are you doing! Don't you want to marry me in the future? Could it be that you are with me just to play with my feelings? I didn't expect you to be a bad woman!!"

"What are you talking about! Didn't you see that the old bat was unhappy just now! You made me feel very embarrassed by your anger!"

"Your current attitude is because I mentioned marriage. Some men start to change the subject as soon as they hear about marriage. Could it be that I have become a catcher?! You really had sex with a certain person for days and nights like crazy!! ?”

Jason gave up on explaining. He knew that the woman across from him would never stop when his brain was wide open, so he let her think about it, and when she was tired of thinking, she would stop thinking about it because she was tired.

"Oh, it's so tiring to think about it, and it doesn't make any sense. If you take over Panxia, ​​just take over Panxia. As long as the last child born is mine, you still love me, right?" Look, I'm tired of thinking.

"I said that I have nothing to do with others, it's all your imagination."

After I left, Batman talked to Jason. Just as Jason thought, he felt that things were a bit serious now.

"Who I'm with has nothing to do with you old bat!" Jason was pissed off by Batman's educational words, Bruce's face spread, the alien spacecraft hovering over the earth was enough to make people nervous That’s right, go with Superman to negotiate with those aliens, and the giant octopus that almost flooded New York’s Gotham metropolis and other American cities before, the mummy princess, and the cultists who were almost released from Silent Hill, if not He carefully saw many clues and newspaper documents in Silent Hill, and those evil people are about to come out of that space.

So far, everything is going in a good direction, is that really the case?

He had a dream. The content of the dream was that the world was turned upside down, and the earth was toppled over. It was like the end of the world. Many monsters with wings came out of the sea. The first sacrifice was Neptune, followed by Diana. , Superman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Hulk of the Avengers, Captain America, Black Widow...

He hoped it was really just a dream.

I went out of Wayne Manor and went to the Gotham apartment where Jason lived. The laundry room downstairs was still there. There was a lot of dirty clothes piled up in the house. I just threw them all into the laundry room downstairs and cleaned them. After I was done, I started searching the Internet for some societies.

For example, the kind of society that loves Cthulhu.

After searching for a long time, there really is such a society, still in the same city, just in New York, composed of several fat houses, they claim to be believers of Cthulhu who are different from ordinary people, because they believe in Cthulhu, so they are in every day Pray for the destruction of the world.

"Yes, the first one to die is my mother who barks all day long!"

"That's right! There's also my annoying sister who screams all day long."

"They are so slutty, it would be better if human beings become extinct."

"Yeah, that's right."

I am now in the coffee shop that the Cthulhu Society's offline party has agreed to, because the aliens will emit the light that turns people back tonight, so the fat guys in front of me are all oily and fat The woman looks like a fat woman. I'm sorry they are so fat that I can no longer tell whether they are male or female.

"Ahem, so, how can we summon Cthulhu?" I asked, holding my chin, "Is there any spell or a book, such as the Necronomicon, you know."

"Spell? Of course there is, but it won't work if you don't have magic power." Fat House No. [-] said.

"Just like my nasty sister, no matter how she says it doesn't work, she should be raped," Fat House No. [-] said.

"I remember the Necronomicon as if Lovecraft wrote it. No one can read this book, and anyone who reads it will go crazy." Fat House No. [-] said.

"I remember that I have a printed copy at home, but because my nasty mother cleaned up my room, now I can't find anything!" Fat House No. [-] said.

etc! ?Fat House No. [-]!

I slapped the table excitedly and stood up, "You said your family has it!?"

"Yes, I have them at home, but they are printed fakes, printed from the Necronomicon, I bought them at a high price from a cripple, and I can only understand the first spell, even eating anything That delicious spell." The words of Fat House No. [-] surprised the other Fat Houses, "Brother, this is the first time we've heard that your family has a Necronomicon? Why didn't you tell us before."

"Because my mother tidied up my house and didn't know where to put it for me. When I asked her, she would say she didn't know. If I couldn't see or find something, I would forget it, okay?"

Then the few of us decided to go to the home of Fat Mansion No. [-] to help find the pirated Necronomicon that his mother had taken away.

The author has something to say: I can't catch up...> I burst into tears with a loud cry, and I applied for next week's list...I don't want to be so fast but I don't want the list to be bye. Complicated mood...

☆、Chapter 47

In order to help Zhong Er Fei Zhai find the counterfeit Necronomicon lost by his mother, I went to their house.

Then I saw ghosts all over the house...

This fat man's house is full of ghosts! !This guy and his mother and friends can't see anything, and they can pass through the ghost's body.

"Well, do you live in such a crowded environment every day?" I told him with the corners of my mouth twitching, "Your house is full of ghosts."

Who knew that Fatty and his friends became excited and asked me where I was.

Because of this sentence, all the ghosts in their family looked at me, and one of the ghosts asked the ghost next to him: "Hey, I know her, she is a huntsman, although she has become a man now."

"You said, Huntsman? That legendary Internet troll? Oh my God, Huntsman came to our house."

"If I'm not a ghost, can I ask for an autograph?"

"It's not easy, just go and get possessed, just pick one of these fat women."

Can you ghosts actually talk? ! !

"How do you know who I am?? You are ghosts!" In the eyes of others, I was complaining crazily to the empty living room at this time, and the mother of the fat house felt that her son had gone crazy again. My friend came to the house, very unhappy, and yelled at the fat house to discipline him, it should be my father now.

"No, Tolia started again."

"Is there any way to make her shut up instantly?"

"Go and possess."

"No, the last possession made me feel very uncomfortable, like eating colorful Macron."

"Shut up! Macarons are super delicious!"

"I was sweetened to death by macarons! It's unpalatable! This thing is heated up by you group of criminals pretending to be B!"

"It's delicious! And you're diabetic and you still eat sweets, you deserve it! Macarons are delicious!"

The two ghosts quarreled, and then it turned into a fight, and the whole room vibrated. Fat House told us not to panic. He said that the reason why the house vibrated was because the dilapidated house was too old, and it was the government/ government's fault.

I covered my face and told him: "The reason why your house vibrates is because the ghosts are fighting."

The fat house became even more excited, and began to shout into the air: "Hello, my name is Thomas, and I am 22 years old."

The ghost of the old man sitting on the chandelier sneered at the shouting dead house: "Of course we know about Shabi, but we watched you grow up."

I urged Zhai Zhai and his little friends to leave the ghosts alone, and go find the Necronomicon. We came to the room of Zing Zhai, and the ghosts knew that I could see them, so they followed me all the time. Drilling under the bed to find something, those ghosts will remind me that there is nothing under the bed, only a plane/machine/cup and a bunch of enthusiasm magazines, and then I got out, the little friends of the dead house searched for things in the cabinet, followed The ghost behind me pointed at the guy and smiled and said, "There's nothing in the cabinet, just a bunch of UFO magazines."

I was so annoyed by the ghost, I yelled at him: "You know so well, come here! Damn you are about to blow my head off!"

Who knew that this ghost became happy after being yelled at by me, and made a chapter with another ghost, saying that his bet was successful, and Huntsman could see them.

Then there is the twitter.

I told them to shut up quickly, and asked them if the group of ghosts had seen the Necronomicon of this dead house fat man.

The ghost of the man who had been twittering behind me said he knew, and because the book looked too dalk, it took it away and hid it.

The group of dead nerds who were looking for things didn't know when they stopped looking for things, and sat in front of the TV and watched Star Trek.

This group of losers in life is really unreliable!I asked the ghost to help me find the book, but who knew that the ghost actually put a condition on me.

"We are all in this world because we have regrets before we die. This house is magical, and the souls around here will be attracted by this house. A few months ago, Hank here saw his granddaughter getting married. His wish came true and he went to heaven."

"Yes! Our condition is to fulfill our wishes! We want to get out of here! I don't want to face this fat man and his evil mother anymore!"

The soul cannot go out of the room by itself, it can only be taken out by someone, and it needs a possessor. I quickly found a woman on the street as a possessor. That woman had obviously practiced and wanted to beat me , no, it's a man.

I forcibly brought her into my house to possess those souls, and then fulfilled the wishes one by one in the order of possession.

The first person said that he hoped to be able to fall in love, like in the TV series, and I said that's easy, I can help you.

"No, I don't want you, you are not good-looking, I hope to fall in love with a prince like young Vitas."

They actually said that I am not good-looking! ! ?I took it easy and asked her how Tony Stark was, as if he was popular with women.

"No! He's too old! And I hate playboys! I think Captain America is fine. Find me Captain America."

The other ghosts were unwilling, "You actually want to tarnish Captain America! Young man, you are not allowed to find Captain America!"

"Come on, I'm the first one. You all have to wait until my wish is fulfilled."

"Damn it, then change! Young people nowadays don't even know how to respect the symbol of the United States! Hmph!"

I interrupted the conversation between these two ghosts, and raised my hand to say: "You don't know, people all over the world have changed their nature because of aliens, right? Look at those fat houses have become fat women."

"Huh? No wonder I think he's getting fatter. It doesn't matter if his sex changes. You just need to find someone like a prince to fall in love with me."

Ghost's wayward request makes me dizzy, I don't know anyone who looks like a prince!Then at this moment, the store TV in the street is playing the interview video of Wonder Woman, and the transsexual Diana is wearing tight clothes and a large cape.

Huh? !Isn't this the prince!Diana is a princess, but she is a prince if her sex is changed!And she looks so good-looking, with a perfect body like a Greek sculpture...

I did what I said, and I took the ghost to find Diana. She works in the Museum of Cultural Relics, and it is working time now. I sent her a text message saying that I want to come out for a gathering, and Diana readily agreed.

When Diana came out of the museum wearing a trench coat, not only was the ghost next to me, but I wanted to scream, Diana is going to kill me!Not inferior to those elves I have ever seen.

"Oh my god, my god, he's fine, let Captain America go to hell with everything." The ghost was so excited that he hugged me and kissed me again and again. I pushed her away in disgust and went to talk to Dai Anna said hello.

"Diana, you are so handsome, it would be great if I turned back into a woman now."

The ghost squeezed me away, and stretched out a hand in front of Diana: "Hi! My prince! Can we start dating, please? Let's start with kisses, will you kiss me or shall I kiss you?"

I gave the ghost a backflip, and asked her to control herself. The ghost calmed down, and she tidied up her hair. I saw a big bump on the forehead of the possessed person, and I rubbed it twice.

Diana smiled and went to the restaurant with me. She was wearing casual clothes. She didn't understand what happened to her and Superman. No one recognized her when she wore glasses and changed her clothes?

We ate happily, and Diana and I chatted about girls' topics, such as hearing that I pissed off a dark guy because I wanted to marry Jason.

The ghost was surprised next to me. She didn't expect that someone like me would be wanted. I stuck her head in the spaghetti. I replied to the goddess. Even if my father-in-law disagrees with me, he doesn't care about us, just tell him One sound, the rest can go to play with eggs.

Diana smiled, and he must not hear these words.

After the meal, the ghost smiled and said to me that his wish had been fulfilled. I was surprised, no, it was so easy to be satisfied! ?Never touched or kissed.

The ghost told me that she felt like this kind of person, she just had to look at it from a distance, and she would feel embarrassed if she really came into contact with it.

"Haha, you can think that I'm too inferior. Goodbye Hunting Man."

The girl's soul went to heaven.

Next, a group of old men possessed that body. The old men said that they were veterans of the Vietnam War, who had shed blood and fought for the motherland. Now that there are superheroes, no one will care about them, the soldiers who silently sacrificed for the motherland. They Want to say fxckyou to those superheroes.

Is this not easy?

I called Tony, and the first time he answered the phone was gossip. I don’t know why so many people knew about me all of a sudden, so I gave the phone to the ghost next to me, and a dozen old men yelled at the phone. Scolding, Tony looked confused, and was scolded by a group of old people out of nowhere?Looking at his correspondent, it is indeed B. Could this be her prank?

Then the phone hung up, and the old man insisted on high-fiving me happily. I reluctantly watched the ghost jumping and jumping. He said that there would be other superheroes next. I took them to an Internet cafe and registered them. FB.

"Do you know how to surf the Internet? Here you can speak freely."

As a result, those old men couldn't use a mouse or type, and they thought the advertisements on the monitors were too disgusting.

I rolled my eyes and taught these old men how to use the computer and type. By the way, I contacted Jason to complain that the elderly are too difficult to serve. Jason is picking up the children at the school gate. He wants to bring Rahman back to give his girlfriend a surprise. , Rahman is not the same as before, his character has matured a lot.

The old men finally gave up typing, and they decided to let me type for them, and they expressed in words, and I just need to record it.

"Okay, the first thing I want to scold is Bruce Wayne, because he is young, handsome, and very rich."

"But Bruce Wayne isn't a superhero, is he?"

"Captain America is."

"No one can scold Captain America! Among all the heroes, only the captain is not allowed to scold! You forget who brought us hope in that era in the war!"

"Then, then scold Obama!!"

"That's right! It's Obama's fault that America is so bad! He's not as good as a duck! There's no real birth certificate yet!"

I hurriedly interrupted the words of these old men: "You don't know yet? Obama is no longer the president of the United States, and the current president is XXX."

"What? When did the president of the United States change again?! Then scold him!"

This group of old men changed from wanting to scold superheroes to scolding the president. I reluctantly logged into the account and opened the president's homepage.

"I am very, very happy about my trip to China. Xi is a very, very good leader. He really loves China and thinks about China." I watched the president's new post and wrote a comment below.

"You write that the reason why the United States is so bad is all the fault of your president."

I posted it according to the old man's words, and something unexpected happened, and the president actually replied to this message.

"It's not me that makes America rotten, it's Obama and Hillary."

The old men didn't know who Hillary was, so I covered my face and asked them, "What year did you die?"

"I don't know. I remember that I voted for Reagan."

"You actually support Reagan?! His IQ is not even 100, he is mentally retarded!"

"Shut up!" Since there is only one person possessed by them, even if they are both, they are still twitching their mouths with their left and right hands. In the eyes of outsiders, it is like a psychopath beating himself.

God, if this continues, others will think I'm crazy, so I quickly stop them and let them think about what else to write.

The old men recovered from President Reagan's IQ problem, and excitedly thought about what to say again, "Call him! Use all the dirty words you can know in your life! You are young and must know more than us old men .”

When I typed a bunch of swear words and clicked send, I suddenly found that the account of □□ was deleted.

"The account of □□ has been deleted..." I pointed at the computer and said helplessly, "You guys better think about who you want to scold."

The old men were too disappointed. They finally thought that maybe they were old and really not suitable for this era. The people they wanted to scold were no longer in the current era. Their anger was like hitting cotton.

"We don't know many superheroes, except for Captain America and Red Skull. Now times are changing too fast, and there are so many superheroes. We don't know who to scold at all." After saying this, the old men ascended to heaven.

A dozen or so ghosts left that body. The possessed woman came to her senses and found herself in a strange place. After seeing me, she became even more angry, and arrogantly questioned what I had done to her.

"Miss, calm down."

"Who the fuck is Miss, I am God! The future king of Asgard!"

Her words made me familiar.

"You are Loki? Didn't you get captured?"

Loki combed his clothes with a bad face: "It seems that you know me, mortal."

I didn't expect Rocky to look like my favorite female star Luwa, but I hate him looking at me with his nostrils.

I grabbed him by the neck and brought him in front of me, "It doesn't matter what you do, you still have a soul waiting to use your body."

"What? How dare you let the ghost use mine..." Before the angry Loki could finish speaking, he lost consciousness in an instant, and his body was taken over by the ghost again, this time the ghost was a middle-aged man.

"Let's see, the wish is to lose your virginity? You died at the age of 40, and you are still a virgin after 40 years? Maybe it's because you are too ugly. I'll take you to find Miss."

The author has something to say: President Reagan of the United States is said to have the lowest IQ among all presidents, and some people have studied whether he is mentally retarded.....

And... the account of □□ was really deleted hahahahaha, and then the temporary worker was fired by Twitter