[Comprehensive British and American] Public Enemy of New York

On this day, Peter Parker suddenly felt something was wrong while he was half asleep and half awake.

"Why do I suddenly have two large tumors on my chest???"

"Have I worn "Your Name"????"

Thinking of this, he rubbed his eyes in a daze and tried to get up.

But in the next second, the boy realized, that's not right, if I wear "Your Name" in my soul, then this is Kong Zhiyou's body now, but this bed, this desk, this Death Star, and this revenge League of Legends poster——

This is still my home!

But there are some subtle differences... Is this place more like a girl's room? ?

Peter couldn't sleep.

He...or she, stood up and walked to the mirror, and found that it wasn't just the chest that had changed.

Long chestnut curly hair, about 165 cm tall, slender waist, wearing a pink printed cotton nightdress, bare/bare white legs, barefoot...

"Damn it." Peter cursed in a low voice.

It's a pretty female voice.

"Oh shit!!!"

Startled by his own voice, Peter quickly covered his mouth, then slid his hands down, help—he pulled off his collar in a panic, and looked at the full C cup under the vest.

Fuck!It was the first time he saw such a big breast, and it was still on him!

Etc., etc--

Peter tried to stabilize himself. He looked down at his chest, his legs, his feet, and his arms, which were more than two times thinner than usual. He suddenly remembered that Kong Zhile had complained to him, saying that he was a person with big breasts. The arms must be thick, but looking at it now, it doesn't look like what she said.

Uh, maybe it's my genes.

Peter, who stepped over the women's clothing boss and directly became a woman, comforted himself in a trance.

Open the cabinet again, skirts, hot pants, stockings, lace underwear.

Okay, whatever, the world is over.

"sweetheart--"

Just when he was about to open the door and go out, someone knocked on the door and called him suddenly. The person who appeared in this house was different from the tough voice in the past. Peter felt it, and opened the door with a swallow, only to see a handsome tall black-haired man The Italian man stood at the door, with a faint look of Aunt May in his eyes.

Peter let out an oh, and a turbulent sea broke out in his heart: Has the whole world turned sexually? ? ! ! !

"Are you going to find your boyfriend today?" Uncle Mei?Winking at Peter, he asked.

And what Peter was thinking about at the moment was not how to answer, but he was thinking, if the whole world was turned around, and father became mother, and mother became father, then Uncle Ben would be Aunt Ben. May is...

"Yes, Uncle."

……

Walking on the road, Peter was very desperate. Although his expression was calm, he looked like a tall and beautiful girl to others, but he didn't know that she was pretending to be a college boy in his heart.

She didn't call Kong Zhi in advance, so as not to be struck by a thunderbolt again.

So in despair, he turned two street corners, and Peter caught sight of his girlfriend's...sister, little friend Arno, with a shofar braid, sitting on the grass and blowing bubbles.

Ok.

Their family has also turned around.

"Hey." Just as he was thinking, Peter was patted on the shoulder suddenly. He turned around and saw a boy who was at least [-] centimeters taller than himself. He was wearing a slim dark gray long coat, with black hair and black eyes. The facial features are handsome, and the nasty smile on his face is all too familiar.

Peter: "Kong—"

"Hahahahahaha!!" The boy burst out laughing, "Oh my god, Peter, it's really you, you—you're so pretty!"

It's this tone of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble!

"Kong Zhi, you! What's going on?!"

Kong Zhichi hooked Peter's shoulders, and frivolously curled the long hair around her ears with his fingers: "I don't know, it's like this when I woke up, I didn't expect it to be quite handsome, of course, I didn't expect it You'll be so pretty."

Peter: "Don't make trouble, what's wrong with this world?"

"I don't know." Kong Zhi shook his head and smiled at Peter, "But I think it's fine. Look at the two girls walking past me, they are all looking at me."

"I don't feel good!!"

Peter broke down, she couldn't help tugging at her collar, and she habitually wore a shirt when she went out today, but she didn't expect that her figure was too plump, which made her dare not stand up all the way.

Kong Zhiliao glanced down, unconvinced: "Why do you have bigger breasts than me? Also, what color underwear are you wearing—"

"You are enough!" Peter shielded his chest.

"What's the matter? Are you so dishonest after changing your gender? At worst, you look back."

Facing Kong Zhizhi's boldness, carefulness and shamelessness, Peter sneered and turned around: "I think you are helping the poor, but you see I am taking advantage!"

"Wow, then I'm going to take advantage today." Kong Zhilie rolled up his sleeves eager to try.

"Don't mess around, Kong Zhi!"

"...Wait," he stretched his hand halfway, he suddenly hesitated, "We are the only ones in this world who know the gender is wrong, right?"

Peter nodded: "Yes."

"So, Mr. Stark, Dr. Banner, and Captain..."

Peter: "........."

Kong Zhile let out a wow, with a salivating and hentai expression on his face: "Let's go, let's go to the Avengers base, the captain's breasts must be bigger than yours."

Peter: "????"

……

In the car, Peter felt uncomfortable all over. She was wearing a thick sweater, a tennis skirt underneath, bare legs, and a long windbreaker. She was dressed exactly according to Kong Zhizhi's usual outfit.

however……

"Why is it so cold!"

Kong Zhi took a look at her, and said logically while driving, "Because you have bare legs."

"But you were not cold before."

"I have warm stickers on my shoulders, waist and under my skirt under my leggings, how about you?"

Peter: "What's that???"

Kong Zhilie: "A must-have item for my aunt, oh, I forgot to remind you, being a girl is a bit troublesome."

Peter: "...I found out."

The girl leaned in the co-pilot dejectedly, secretly praying to God to hear her prayers, and let this chaotic world become normal! !

However, when they drove to the Avengers base and saw old acquaintances, Peter's despair reached a peak.

"Don't say you can't accept it, I'm a bit..." Kong Zhili leaned over and whispered to each other's ears. In fact, apart from the fact that the whole world is having sex together, she is quite satisfied with her handsome appearance, especially It's this height who completely crushes her boyfriend...girlfriend!

Peter looked at the hot Iron Man and the golden scroll Captain America in front of him, and felt that his eyes were dark.

"Captain..." Kong Zhiliao cleared his throat, "Did you find anything wrong?"

Stark looked at the two of them and smiled: "You guys are really worthy of this."

Peter was so surprised that he almost rushed over: "Mr. Stark, what is going on here!"

"We are asking Maximov to take care of this." Stark brushed his long hair, walked to the bar and glanced at Romanov, who has perfect facial features like a sculpture, "but before the reason is found out, We can only maintain the status quo.”

Kong Zhi stared at Captain America in a daze.

Peter: "Can you please stop watching!"

Kong Zhilie: "...I might not be a straight girl."

Peter: "(Ants have been walking for ten years) sober up!!!"

"Captain!" Kong Zhiliao ran over and found that the other party was too upright, so he turned on the mode of fanboy fandom, "You are so beautiful!"

Steve: "You're also...handsome."

Kong Zhi was delighted when he found out, "That's right, only Peter is dissatisfied with my appearance."

Peter: "I'm also very dissatisfied with the way I look..."

"I'm very satisfied, but what is distorting our world?" Kong Zhi asked curiously, "Why didn't anyone else find the problem except us?"

"Ah, actually," Wanda, still looking like a girl, raised her head with a look of embarrassment, "I'm really to blame for this."

"Why?" Kong Zhi didn't understand.

"You know, Thor once said his dream was to be a Valkyrie."

Kong Zhilie: "What????"

Peter: "It's the Valkyrie of Asgard, Thor wants to be the Valkyrie—"

Kong Zhilie: "...haha, amazing, maybe he's a Valkyrie now."

Wanda sighed: "So Doctor Strange and I completed this matter together. After all, we also wanted to see Thor become a master of women's clothing, but we didn't expect that there was a small mistake in the practice process, which caused The world is in chaos."

After hearing the whole story, Steve said helplessly, "So let's recover as soon as possible."

Just as he was talking, the Avengers base suddenly opened a flower door out of thin air.

Doctor Strange in a red cloak strode in and looked around: "Hey——"

As soon as Peter raised his hand, he directly stuck the opponent to the corner of the table with a spider web.

Thank goodness, she thought, and good thing she was still Spider-Man.

"Dr. Strange," Peter said, "should we change back too?"

Stark nodded following the little girl's words, and winked his left eye charmingly at the still male Shi Chuanqi: "It's always tiring being a woman."

Doctor Strange: "I see you are enjoying it??"

Captain America: "The most interesting thing is Tony."

"I didn't expect that," Dr. Strange strode over and put his hands on Steve's shoulders, "After you turned into a woman, you turned out to be an iceberg beauty."

Kong Zhilie: "Yes, it's super pretty!"

Peter collapsed: "Please change the world back!!"

"Wait a minute," Dr. Strange stroked his chin, "we'll wait for the photo to arrive."

Wanda sat in front of the bar and drank a glass of wine handed by Romanov: "Fortunately, the illusion is not disturbed, otherwise..."

Besides Tony, Kong Zhizhi was the one who was still excited after switching genders. The two of them were obviously very satisfied with their appearance after switching genders.

"Oh, I don't want to change back, what should I do?" Kong Zhiliao easily picked up Peter, "My girlfriend's face is so beautiful!"

Peter: "Don't be too arrogant, Kong Zhi—"

Kong Zhilie: "The figure is fine!"

Peter: "You put me down!!"

Kong Zhili buried his chest in his chest: "It's just a cute and violent girl!"

Peter: There is no need to change the world back, just destroy it! !

"Hey, the photo is here." Wanda showed a surprised expression, quickly clicked on the email, and enlarged the picture.

This email was sent from Asgard. After knowing the intentions of the two magicians, the Odinson siblings had no choice but to take their selfies.

Of course, there are three Odinson brothers and sisters now.

only……

Stark: "Strange, why is Loki still like this?"

Captain Rogers: "Let me see."

In the photo, Hela, a beautiful man with an indifferent temperament, put his hand on the shoulder of the blonde beauty Sol, while the third child in their family, Loki, stood untouched, looking at the camera with a half-smile, his eyes full of sarcasm .

"Because he is also a magician," Wanda said, "what's more, isn't he a man who can become a man when he wants to, and a woman when he wants to be a woman?"

Kong Zhizhi poked Peter: "What do you mean?"

Peter looked aggrieved, so he turned on the nonsense mode: "Oh, do you know Orochimaru?"

Kong Zhizhi: "????"

The third princess who was watching the play in Asgard suddenly sneezed.

Loki: "??"

……

The next day, Peter Parker got out of bed, cleared his throat, and felt a little uncomfortable.

He seemed to have a dream, in which everyone changed their gender, he became a girl with big breasts, and Kong Zhi's size after the sex change seemed to be very objective.

It's a nightmare.

"plum--"

After hearing his familiar male voice, Peter suddenly felt extremely comfortable. It was a feeling of a false alarm and the rest of his life. It was menacing, but it was particularly inexplicable.

Peter touched the back of his head: "Huh? What am I worried about?"

He was surprised, then subconsciously lifted the quilt and looked down.

Well, still there.

...Hey, what am I worried about again? ?

The boy held his chin and thought about it.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the land mines in Bing Lan の E minor!

It's a spoof, don't take it seriously! !Simply write! !Ah Ching's darling is a bit of a stalk!

Ps:

"Suddenly two large tumors appeared on my chest" is what Mr. Alan said in "The Iron Fist of Shame" "Two large tumors appeared on my chest after being shocked"

"(The ant race has been running for ten years) Be sober!!" A spoof from the variety show "The Birth of an Actor".

As well as foreign uncles and uncles are all used in the same way, Peter forgets it is useless.

And Loki can be male or female or big or small in the comics.

So... do you want to see our baby Rocky act cute every day! !

Please collect my new pit——