[Comprehensive British and American] Public Enemy of New York

Kong Zhizhi raised his camera to take a picture, but Deadpool saw it, and even turned around very kindly to make a comparison.

Spiderman couldn't take it anymore and pushed him away: "What's going on?"

Kong Zhi was full of curiosity, looked at the leotard maniac in front of him with interest, and asked him: "So you are also a superhero?"

"Oh no no no, I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense?" Deadpool immediately denied San Lian, "I have nothing to do with those rocket launchers flying around."

Spider-Man: "..."

Kong Zhilie: "Why do I think he's a bit of a bitch..."

Deadpool glanced at the displeased spider head next to him, and quickly withdrew the topic: "Okay, that's it, let's get down to business. I was killing people on the highway, but suddenly I saw the S.H.I.E.L.D. I was going to watch the fun, but I suddenly found Spider-Man leaving the scene carrying a box. So I followed him, and finally followed him all the way here...Spiderhead, did you blow up the S.H.I.E.L.D. building?"

Spider-Man: "..."

Spider-Man: "What happened to S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Deadpool: "I was bombed. I think Captain America and the others will arrive soon. Many people say that you put the explosives in the building, and now you are wanted all over the world."

Kong Zhizhi subconsciously exchanged a glance with Spider-Man.

"That's not me," Spider-Man explained to Deadpool, "I've been... I haven't been near S.H.I.E.L.D. in a long time."

He hesitated for a moment, not knowing how to continue. After all, he couldn't reveal his identity as Peter Parker, but appearing on the field out of thin air is very suspicious.

Thinking of this, he glanced worriedly at the girl beside him, for fear that she would doubt him.

However, Kong Zhi's expression was normal, and he said firmly, "It's definitely not Spider-Man."

Deadpool: "Oh?"

Kong Zhizhi: "He has no position to do this. What good would it do him to blow up the Aegis? What's more, if he wanted to do something, why did he use such a blatant method? Airdrop would be fine, and it would be too stupid to arrange it." Bar?"

Deadpool smiled and said, "I believe in Spider-Man, but others don't."

They are not sure how the S.H.I.E.L.D. has been damaged, and there are still many criminals temporarily detained there. If the explosion caused those prisoners to escape from prison, it will not be clear in a few words.

Kong Zhizhi pointed to the people on the ground: "Then what about this 'orangutan'? Is it thrown here?"

Spider-Man: "No, he's injured, first...send him to the hospital."

Kong Zhilie: "Okay, I called just now, and I should be on my way here."

Spider-Man was silent for a moment, and said to Kong Zhiliao, "Thank you, I'm going to S.H.I.E.L.D., you... how about you?"

Kong Zhi touched his nose and began to perform: "I'm going to find my classmate Peter Parker. He just evacuated with the athletes, and he should be outside now."

Spider-Man: "..."

Spider-Man: "I saw your classmate, uh, he should have left first, he's safe."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to bite his tongue off. With such a stupid reason, can Kong Zhi believe it?

Unexpectedly, Kong Zhi nodded immediately, with a reassuring expression on his face: "That's good, or you can take me to S.H.I.E.L.D., I want to see the situation there too."

Spider-Man: "???? Okay, okay."

Spider-Man: When was she so easy to deceive?

Fortunately, it was hidden, and Spider-Man breathed a sigh of relief.

Kong Zhi, who was trying his best to perform, also heaved a sigh of relief in his heart.

Life is like a play, so tiring.

On the way to S.H.I.E.L.D., Deadpool was driving the car, chattering endlessly: "I said spider head, have you offended any indescribable enemy? That guy is really exactly like you. I wanted to go up to talk to you, but he flew too fast." It's too fast, right, right, you two hang gliders are the same, what happened, have you been raped? Or suddenly you have a biological brother?"

Spider-Man: "No way, I don't have a biological brother...and it can't be exactly the same."

Deadpool: "Anyway, it looks the same. Many people have recognized you, and some people who eat melons are wondering why you ran away without saving someone. I guess now that you've come to think about it, you bombed that building."

Spider-Man: "..."

With that said, Deadpool turned the steering wheel with one hand, took out his phone and clicked on the app: "Look, the news is out."

Kong Zhi also leaned over to look at it, and found that it was a huge headline in the "Clarion Daily".

"Spider-Man Blows Up the S.H.I.E.L.D. Building, Dangerous Elements Show Their True Colors! "

Kong Zhile: "Who came up with the title, is it ten thousand times worse than me?"

Deadpool: "Understand why I want to steal the car, now if you are still flying in the sky, you will be shot down."

Spider-Man's mood is a bit complicated. He just solved a campus emergency, so why did he suddenly become an anti-social element?

Kong Zhiliao lowered his head and swiped through tweets, and found that all the news on Twitter was that Spider-Man was crazy.

There were quite a few people who witnessed Spider-Man detonating the explosives, and they posted pictures one after another, accusing the hero next door of this behavior.

"He is the most shameless and craziest human being I have ever seen!"

"Ask the government to eliminate it, New York doesn't need vigilantes like this!!"

"Please dispose of the crazy Spider-Man!!"

"I don't even want to take my son out on the streets when I think of this scourge in New York."

What's more, I posted a picture. In the photo taken by Sekara, Spider-Man's suit turned black on the screen. Against the background of the night sky, he looked like a ghost, except that there was a little red in the eyepiece, like a ghost in the abyss. blood.

Kong Zhizhi's hands trembled a little, she opened her mouth, and wanted to call the person on the co-pilot, but she didn't.

"Mr. Stark!" Spider-Man answered the voice call, a little at a loss, "I'm on my way to S.H.I.E.L.D., what happened, I...I didn't go anywhere today, for S.H.I.E.L.D. The situation is completely unclear.”

I don't know what the Iron Man over there said.

"But I'll be there soon—" Spider-Man was a little eager.

"He must have told you not to rush over and hide first, right?" Deadpool asked slowly.

Spider-Man: "Yes... how do you know?"

He puts down the phone, which shows that Stark has hung up the call.

Deadpool: "Because the Messenger of Justice has arrived, fasten your seat belts—"

With that said, he stepped on the brakes to the bottom, and then slammed the steering wheel.

The car swayed 180 degrees directly on the viaduct and rushed out against the flow of traffic!

And behind them in mid-air are two Quinjet fighters, closely following them.

Deadpool: "Damn it, why are there only two lanes, sit still, we're going to be cool!"

After finishing speaking, he turned the steering wheel and kicked the accelerator, and the car crashed directly into the isolation belt. The huge impact caused it to fly into the air, and fell directly towards the main road under the viaduct.

Spider-Man turned around and grabbed the rear seat, kicked his foot, and came to the back seat before the car landed on the ground and hugged Kong Zhileo, protecting him in his arms. The next second, there was a violent vibration.

If it wasn't for the presence of Spider-Man, Kong Zhi would probably hit the roof of the car.

She grabbed the other person's arm subconsciously, and then realized: "Your phone is vibrating."

Spider-Man pulled the phone out of his pocket, threw it aside, and said to Deadpool: "Turn right ahead, drive 400 meters to Kong Zhile's home, put her down before we go."

Kong Zhilie's eyes widened: "Why didn't you take me!"

Spider-Man: "I'm a fugitive, you know?"

Kong Zhi was silent for a moment: "I know, but—"

"Okay little girl," Deadpool said, "Leave the rest of the work to us mutant madmen, okay? You haven't finished your science homework yet?"

Kong Zhi was dissatisfied: "This subject has never had homework."

"Okay, okay, it's exposed that I didn't go to high school," Deadpool didn't drive the car directly as Spider-Man said, but first drilled a few alleys, then bypassed the business district, and The Quinjet jet opened some distance before driving towards Kong Zhiliao's house, "Get out of the car in a while, don't stop, my little Spider-Man and I are going to save the world—oh no, save yourself!"

Spider-Man: "This matter has nothing to do with you, does it?"

Deadpool: "Who made me admire you?"

Spider-Man: "..."

Kong Zhilie: I'm going to call the police! ! !

Spider-Man stopped talking to Deadpool, and unbuttoned his seat belt: "Be careful."

After finishing speaking, he hung the spider silk on Kong Zhizhi's wrist, and pressed the transmitter.

"Hey you--"

Before Kong Zhizhi had time to speak, she was taken away by a strong force. Fortunately, she remembered to protect the camera, and landed directly on the lawn in front of her house. After rolling twice, she got up unscathed.

"Hey! Spider-Man!" Kong Zhi was furious, "Peter is so stupid, can't you just take off that tights? Who would recognize it!"

She stomped her feet and watched the car drive away.

Kong Zhizhi sighed, resigned himself to his fate, turned around and took the key to open the door and go home.

……

What an unlucky day at home.

After casually taking a shower, Kong Zhizhi turned on the computer while wiping his hair. The wind direction on Twitter was very bad. What was even more frightening was that besides the S.H.I.E.L.D. explosion, there were also people who came out and injured Spider-Man the night before. people……

Kong Zhile: "Where did this mental retardation come from?!"

She was going to be pissed off, the "Daily Horn" published so quickly, it must be Jameson who gave instructions later, she read the manuscript, it was written in a mess, but the words were very spicy, such as "masked freak", "moral liar" "Mutation pollution" and so on, it seems that Jameson came up with it!

No, she has to do something.

Thinking of this, Kong Zhi picked up his cell phone and called Ned.

After two beeps, the other party picked it up, and there was a lot of noise, as if they were rehearsing a stage play.

That's right, the day of the performance is getting closer and closer.

Kong knew: "Ned, something happened to Spider-Man!"

Ned: "I saw it too! I called Peter just now, but he didn't answer... Where is he now? What's going on? Aren't you together?"

Kong Zhizhi: "I can't tell for a while, anyway, there is a superhero, who seems to be someone from the X-Men, who came to help him. Are you free? If you are free, go and help me get a fake photo taken by passers-by. A high-definition video of Spider-Man, I want to take a closer look at who that guy is."

Ned: "Sure, where is Peter?"

Kong knew: "He...he went to divert the two fighter jets away, it seems that SHIELD is catching him."

Ned: "My God, can he still run?"

Kong Zhilie: "You have a little confidence in him, okay?"

Ned: "Okay, right, the 'orangutan' and the 'flaming lightning man' you mentioned earlier, I made their mech exploded diagrams, do you want to see it?"

Kong Zhilie: "Yes! Send it to me together! Are you rehearsing a stage play?"

Ned: "Yeah, with Michelle and the others."

Kong Zhilie: "Okay, you can send it to me, and we will contact you if there is anything to do."

After hanging up the phone, Ned's mail arrived as promised.

Kong Zhiliao quickly opened it, and after roughly browsing the structure of the mecha, she found that...she didn't understand anything.

As a girl who is not that strong in engineering, Kong Zhizhi at most knows the names of these things, other things... she is really not an expert.

Touching his chin, Kong Zhi took a picture of the drawing and sent it to his friends in the scrap yard.

Soon, the reply came.

Ambulance: "How did you have this blueprint? This is Cybertron's technology."

The author has something to say: I won’t spoil the villains in this paragraph, they have appeared in comics!

But yesterday I chatted with Ah Hua and found that we both forgot about this plot...

So I just wrote _(:зゝ∠)_

Those who are interested can look it up, this guy pretends to be Spider-Man to do things, and even plays combo with Jameson, in short, he is a very annoying light bulb head.

emmmmmmm Beijing is sunny today!happy!

Speaking of which, has anyone watched Magic Nanny McPhee?