[Full-time] The heroine took the wrong plug-in and went to the wrong channel

It seems like it happened and didn't happen

1.

Du Qian: God of Lele~ Liuliu Dashun~ヽ(〃v〃)

Zhang Jiale: ...Get out!

Du Qian: Don't mind me, why don't Ni learn from Senior Lin, how fearless and calm in the face of danger, even after being chased and beaten by Brother Ye for so long, he still has the pace to advance and retreat, and smiles without showing his teeth.

Lin Jingyan: What does it matter to me?

Zhang Jiale: Talk to people!

Du Qian: I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity that many fans have dreamed of, to hold God Lele on the ground and rub this opportunity, baahahahaha.

Zhang Jiale: Why do you talk so much in a game!

2.

Du Qian: Senior Zhang Xinjie is here to live (*/ω＼*)

Zhang Xinjie: Yes.

……

Du Qian: Wow, ah, ah, Boss Han, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please let me go, don't hit me, don't hit me, I'm going to die, brother Ye, brother Ye Jianghu emergency QAQ.

3.

Du Qian: Hey hey, senior Jessica, the weather is really nice today, why don't we go out and fight one-on-one.

Wang Jiexi: No need.

Du Qian: Senior, Tiny Herb always grows under your wings. Letting them fight to grow is really helpful to them. Young eagles need iron and blood to grow!

Wang Jiexi: You are indeed right.

Du Qian: Right, right, let's go.

Wang Jiexi: But now it's a team competition, and trash talking is useless.

Du Qian: Damn, it's too despicable to encircle and suppress me, an innocent newcomer who simply invited seniors to compete!

Wang Jiexi: Bait!

Du Qian: Oh, I've been found out, lol.

4.

Du Qian: Great gun king, actually I have been having a question for a long time. When you competed, did you pick out the carriage return?

Du Qian: Otherwise, why haven't I said a word for so long.

Du Qian: Could it be that this computer does not have an input method installed?

Du Qian: But even though the Enter key is deducted and there is no input method, you can actually type and input "......" by clicking on the lower left corner.

Zhou Zekai: ………

Du Qian: Look, I was right!

Jiang Botao: Please stop molesting the captain, okay?

5.

Du Qian: Erxiang~

Sun Xiang: Damn!

Du Qian: Two Xiangxiang~

Sun Xiang: Shut up!

Du Qian: Sun Zhixiang! ヽ(〃v〃)

Sun Xiang: This ID is good.

Du Qian: woc! Have you eaten up your aesthetics?

Sun Xiang: Die!!!!

6.

Du Qian: Team Yu~

Yu Wenzhou: Well :)

Huang Shaotian: Wait! Qianqian, I recently heard that what do you want to do by teasing your seniors every day in the arena!? ? ?Playing games is a bit professional, okay? ? ?

Du Qian: Let me bother you, how did you suddenly show up and scare daddy to death, okay? ?What about the fatal blow of the hidden demon sword that you agreed to, why are you making such a long series of chatter?Afraid I don't know you're around? ?

Du Qian: Besides, this is the essence of trash talk. As a master of trash talk, you really don't understand this. Are you really unprofessional? ! Go out and don't talk trash about you! Shame on you!

Huang Shaotian: Bah, bah, bah! I'm sorry, the style of this Juggernaut has always been like this. When grandpa is talking trash, you don't know where to play minesweeper? Say shame to me, don't leave after school, brother will teach you how to be a man.

Du Qian: Do you think you are Huang Ritian? ?Don't leave after school.

Huang Shaotian: Rely on, rely on! What day and day?What the hell?Don't talk about nasty jokes! Be reserved!

Du Qian: What a pity, you have the ability to tell you not to be shy, just a little bit.

7.

Du Qian: Little Lu, I entrust you with a difficult task!

Lu Hanwen: Huh?

Du Qian: When we go back later, we will go through how many confession letters you have received, Young Master Huang, and whether you have secretly hidden them for aftertaste.

Lu Hanwen: Er...

Huang Shaotian: I rely on me to still be here! Don't spoil Xiao Lu! What kind of confession letter has I never seen this thing before!

Du Qian: According to the ranking of confession letters this year, you are 375 letters higher than me!

Huang Shaotian: Don't say this in an unconvinced tone.

8.

Du Qian: Daddy Tang Hao, hey, brother Hao, because of the ssr that I drew you a booster company a few days ago, how about we show off in a different way.

Tang Hao: What?

Du Qian: For example...roll.

Tang Hao: I will kill you first!

9.

Du Qian: Senior Yu Feng!

Yu Feng: What to do?

Du Qian: Let's have a man's battle! Stop the romance of men! Drill! Bah! Epee! In this sacred place, life and death are the ultimate battle!

Yu Feng: Talk about people.

Du Qian: Lend me the epee to play with if you lose!

Yu Feng: No borrowing.

10.

Du Qian: Yingjie~Little Yingjie~

Gao Yingjie: Don't come here.

Du Qian: Hehehehe, don't worry, I'm not a good person, and I won't do good things.

Gao Yingjie: ...!

Du Qian: Damn, where did you come from, Senior Jessica! I didn't do anything and listen to my explanation!

11.

Du Qian: Sister Yunxiu Sister Yunxiu Sister Yunxiu yum da ymmy!

Chu Yunxiu: Hehe, what's wrong?

Du Qian: Chirp Chirp Chirp!

Ye Xiu: Hey! Playing games, don't be so stupid and be serious!

Du Qian: Oh, oh, what the hell, Senior Li Hua, what kind of explosion did you suddenly drive? ? ?You can chirp if you don’t agree, what do you do to hit me!

12.

Du Qian: Wow! I really saw a ghost in the void, why didn't I see Senior Wu Yuce?

Li Xuan: Huh?

Du Qian: Isn't it true that the ghosts in the Void Array have always been Meng Buli, anxious and inseparable?

Wu Yuce: Try saying it again.

Du Qian: Let me tell you how shameless I am! Don't say it! Refuse! Don't say it even if you beat me to death, give up, I have a heart for Xingxin, and I will never betray the team even if I die!

Li Xuan: ... who told you to say that.

Du Qian: If you want to say it's you, don't say it's you, why do you want to force the common people to death?

Void twin ghosts: ……………

13.

Du Qian: Hey, classmate Zou, I heard that Hua Fan Si Jin is your old account?

Zou Yuan: Well, yes.

Du Qian: Are you sometimes mistaken for a younger sister?

Zou Yuan:......

Du Qian: It seems that there is.

Zou Yuan: What do you ask this for?

Du Qian: It's okay, it's okay, I understand, I used to be mistaken for a handsome guy, this guy is too handsome but there's nothing I can do about it.

Zou Yuan: Oh, then what?

Du Qian: Speaking of which, Hua Fan Si Jin looks so cute, her skills are so good, and her style of play is so good-looking, she is really a goddess.

Zou Yuan:......

Du Qian: It goes well with Hundred Blossoms, Team Goddess.

Zou Yuan: Not really.

Du Qian: Feel your conscience and say, the flowers are dazzling, the flowers are in a mess, and the flowers are blooming like a brocade. Do you feel like a goddess?

Zou Yuan: …………………………

14.

Du Qian: Who will confess first, me or Fanfan?Of course it's me, it goes without saying, I just walked up at that time, pushed the Juggernaut into a corner, and then with a deep magnetic voice...

Dai Yanqi: Don't drive suddenly, hey, be careful.

Du Qian: What about driving? This is documentary literature. How can such things in real life be counted as driving?

Dai Yanqi: Tsk tsk tsk, you can't believe a single word in this passage except the name.

Du Qian: Really, then you still ask...

suddenly there was a knock on the door

Xiao Shiqin: Go to bed at twelve o'clock, don't stay up late.

Dai Yanqi: Okay, Captain!

Du Qian: Ouch~

Dai Yanqi: ...Your expression just now is really like when my mother was gossiping.

Du Qian: I don't mind lending you my arms to absorb maternal love, girl.

Dai Yanqi: ...I'm asleep.

15.

Du Qian: Local tyrants, learn one check at a time, come or not.

Lou Guanning: ...you are dreaming.

Du Qian: Hey, it really isn't the president, can't you?

Lou Guanning: The president is not a money printing machine.

Du Qian: The president is a money printing machine, what kind of president is a president who can't print money, it's a shame.

Lou Guanning:......

16.

Du Qian: Oh, old Wei.

Wei Chen: Keep a safe distance, walk around, don't block my way.

Du Qian: Cut.

17.

Du Qian: Dim sum is big ヽ(〃v〃)

Fang Rui: No, I am already a member of Xingxin, and you still want to talk trash to me

Du Qian: I haven't spoken yet, how do you know what I'm going to say!

Fang Rui: Intuition.

Du Qian: Cut!

18.

Du Qian: Sister Mu Mu, chirp chirp chirp.

Su Mucheng: Hahaha, be good, be good.

Du Qian: Sister Rourou, hello.

Tang Rou: Be good.

Du Qian: Sister Guoguo, kiss me!

Chen Guo: Kiss me.

19.

Du Qian: Brother Ye, Brother Ye!

Ye Xiu: Accumulate some morals, if this continues, I think it will be a problem whether you can retire safely in the future.

Du Qian: I don't think you should say that, Brother Ye.

20.

Du Qian: Hello, hello.

? ? ? :Hello.

Du Qian: Why don't you come to see the competition? How about it? Isn't my sister Mu Mu very beautiful and powerful?

? ? ? : Exactly, beautiful and powerful, really worthy of...

Du Qian: Where is he? ? ?

21.

[Host, when are we going to the entertainment industry?I’m all ready! There’s still a president who can guide you on the relationship route!]

【roll】

【QAQ】

The author has something to say:

Du Qian: I said, when you wrote the setting, didn't you think there was a problem with the height of 161?

Mosquito: What's the problem? No problem.

Du Qian: I am now the shortest female player in the league QQ

A certain insect: Well... Where is Dai Yanqi?

Du Qian: One centimeter taller than me!

A certain insect: Silence.

Du Qian: Bad guy! Big bad guy! QAQ

------------

There will be an update tomorrow, I can’t write an update today, so I made a whole episode, just watch it, I played a lot of memes hahahaha_(:з」∠)_

Speaking of which, there has been more and more good news recently, and I feel more and more that the Qing Dynasty is not over yet, so I just squeezed the persimmons, right?