[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

Yi Sang finished wiping the knife and stood up straight. He himself was like a sharpened knife, silent and sharp. "Then the bowl in the kitchen is yours today. As a member of the restaurant, we will provide you with staff meals. Of course, you cannot order."

Yi Sang, who usually doesn't speak but always speaks unusually, fished out a live fish from the bucket and slapped it on the chopping board. The sharp blade slashed across the belly of the fish, bright red blood gushed out, and the tail was still beating. There were bursts of exclamations, the white-haired old woman had already backed out holding her chest, Stark also took a few steps back, he felt a little dizzy.

"Who is the boss here? Miss Ye?" Stark looked at Ye Bai who was already apologizing to the guests and asking them to come back early tomorrow. "I have to say, no one in the world can hire me to wash dishes." This kind of thing belongs to another world for Stark, and he will never touch it in his life.

"Yes, I am the boss, but the two chefs have the final say in this restaurant. If you don't want to do the dishes, please stand over, Mr. Stark, you will make me misunderstand that you are so close to the dishes. I have a lot of enthusiasm for this matter." He took back the plates after the guests had eaten, "We have to find two waiters, I don't want to clean up the table and wash the dishes by myself, what about the majesty of being a boss?" Ye Bai asked the two of them seriously. said the chef.

"You're just lazy. Did you know that you and your...dog have been gaining weight?" Yi Sang patted the fish with the back of the knife a few times, and then began to scrape the fish scales. "So isn't it good to grab this one in front of you?" Stark glanced lightly at Stark who didn't know why he was going to wash dishes, "Although Chinese is awkward and he looks a bit old, better than nothing."

"My weight is normal, so don't worry about it. If you're lazy, be lazy. Don't talk back to the boss, or you won't be able to eat. I can't afford to hire this gentleman." Ye Bai has already taken out a pen and paper from the cabinet and began to write a job advertisement. "As for Mr. Stark, you can leave if you're fine, unless you really want to stay and wash the dishes, I don't need money for that bottle of medicine." Mr. Stark, who is extremely researching and researching high technology, should not fall.

"No no no, don't worry." Stark smiled and stood by Ye Bai's side to watch her write the job advertisement, "Very beautiful floral font. I noticed the basement of your house, a magical place, all the shocks It will not cause damage to it, can you tell me about its principle? I have always had a headache because my laboratory is often collapsed." Although he is not short of money, Stark's exclusive construction team is also very good, but This will affect the progress of his experiment.

Ye Bai was stunned, Mr. Stark, aren't you just checking your armor that has become scrap iron?Why did it trigger the defense array in the basement?What did you do to my basement? !

"I think we can have a good talk, what do you think, Ms. Ye." Tony tried his best to make his smile brighter and his tone more sincere, so as not to make himself look too much like a bastard who grabbed other people's braids and took advantage of the fire, but he I couldn't help the joy in my heart, as if I saw the door to a new world slowly opening, and countless novel topics were waiting for him to study and explore.

"Okay, please go upstairs." He apologized to the guests who didn't have breakfast for the last time, and signaled to the two chefs to work harder, Ye Bai stretched out his hand to lead Stark upstairs.

In fact, Ye Bai has a hundred ways to make Mr. Tony Stark forget everything from last night to the present, a magic spell of forgetting nothing, not only from yesterday to today, but even can make him forget who he is. Forget; or even simpler, take out the magic weapon and shine it on the back of the head, like Mr. Stark, a typical male protagonist in CEO romance novels, the amnesia rate is as high as 90.00% after being hit on the head. .

If it was just an ordinary American man, Ye Bai would certainly not hesitate to do so, after all, Mr. Stark's behavior is already considered a threat.But the other party is an important figure in the entire United States, who lives under the flashlight every day, just for a short while, Ye Bai has already seen someone taking a photo with a mobile phone.She feels that her Chinese restaurant can advertise for free once, and it is estimated that the restaurant will be able to report tomorrow.The title has been thought out for them, "Tony Stark appeared in a Chinese restaurant, willing to become a dishwasher for Pomeranians".

The ancestors of the flower planters had taught her the principle that a strong dragon does not overwhelm a local snake, but Ye Bai is still very self-aware that he can't be a strong dragon, not to mention Mr. Stark is definitely more than just a local snake.And no one can tell what will happen when she crosses the catastrophe. Although the white rabbits said that they have made arrangements for her and contact them if there is any trouble, after all, they are so far away, and some things are always far away.It's good to find a thick thigh to hug at this time.

What's more, when I just flipped through the search results in my mobile phone in my spare time, for this Mr. Stark, whose life is like cheating, his Stark Industries and Gotham City's Wayne Group also called the U.S. military industry Most of the various weapons that the rabbits covet come from these two giants, and they have spent a lot of money in their wallets. If they can get in touch with Mr. Stark, let alone get some Core technology or something, at least give a discount the next time you do business, right?

"Thank you, don't forget to prepare a lunch for me." Stark walked a few steps and then turned to the two chefs in the kitchen and said, "I like sweet ones."

"Please drink tea." Ye Bai put the steaming teacup on the table. The tea soup is bright and dark red in color. , it must be tea, this is a habit handed down by the flower growers, and it is deeply rooted in the heart of every rabbit.There are also fresh fruits, but Mr. Stark's attention is more focused on another small basket of golden biscuit-like snacks.

It was mixed with all kinds of seafood, dried and ground into flour and fried. It was placed on thick white paper to absorb the oil, sprinkled with chili powder, pepper powder, and other seasonings. Yi Sang It was fried for Erha's snacks, but more than half of it went into Ye Bai's stomach.

"Thank you." Stark was taken aback when he sat down. The sofa was too soft, and his whole body sank as soon as he touched it. It was soft, warm and comfortable. He adjusted his body and nestled lazily. Inside, it was as natural as sleeping on the sofa at home. "Is it my turn to ask now? Miss Ye, aliens?" Stark swore that the technology on Earth could not do this.

"What do you think? Mr. Stark." Ye Bai sat down opposite him, and naturally nestled into the soft sofa like Stark. It was so comfortable that she rubbed against it, like a cat. The full cat stretched lazily under the warm sunshine. "Just like you, there are many incredible things in this world. If you don't know it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Just like before today, I didn't know that people could fly."

"No, it's not the same," Stark waved his hand, "This of mine," he pointed to his chest, "can be explained by science. Based on your understanding level, Ms. Ye, I won't say more about it." I explained." Ye Bai wanted to hit someone after hearing this.

"I used to think that everything in this world could be explained by science, but obviously not." The reason why he accepted these bizarre things around him so quickly was because Ye Bai was not the only "heterogeneous" he had come into contact with. '.

I grabbed a handful of snacks, pinched one and put it in my mouth. Thin slices the size of my thumb were fried crispy and golden. The entrance was full of seafood flavor, spicy and refreshing, with a hint of numbness. Spicy and spicy. With a spicy taste, he felt his mouth was going to burn, but he couldn't help pinching another one into his mouth, chewing it.

A few years ago, at a gathering of political leaders, Stark was fortunate enough to meet a mutant who came to assassinate an official. He was clearly dressed and chatting happily one second, but turned into a monster covered in thorns in the next second.

With Jarvis, the entire American web opened up to him, and he learned more than he had ever known before.Mutants, X-Men, Brotherhood, X Academy, Superman, and all kinds of dangerous alien criminals.He tried to use science to explain these existences, but there is no result yet.

So at the moment when those seemingly unscientific things happened, he was indeed a little dazed, but he quickly accepted it. His brown eyes looked at the beauty across from him. Isn't it an opportunity for him to get close to the research?

The two people who have their own plans in their hearts just sit facing each other and smile at each other. If they are not disturbed, they can maintain their appearance forever.

"Mr. Stark is going to report me?" Ye Bai leaned on the sofa, wrapped his black hair in his hands, looked at Stark with soft and harmless eyes, and licked his lower lip with the tip of his pink tongue, like The little rabbit who was caught with long ears was as innocent and pitiful, even with a heart of steel, his gaze would soften for it.

Stark cursed a curse in his heart, he always lacked resistance to beauties, even though he knew that the oriental beauty opposite was not that simple. "You can call me Tony," a half of the basket of snacks had gone down, Stark took out the tissue and wiped his hands, then raised his hand and accurately threw the crumpled waste paper into the trash can, "Don't be nervous, you Save me, please believe that I am not a despicable person, although you will see people on the news saying that I am unscrupulous. If I really want to do something to you, Bai, I am better than those idiots in the name of research Willing to keep you privately. Of course, you are not an alien, right?"

"So Tony, what do you want from me? You know, I'm just a helpless woman who just came to the United States, and you, Tony Stark with a huge wealth empire, status, wealth, you You don't need anything, what can I give you?" Ye Bai spread her hands, of course she knew what Tony Stark wanted from her.

"How about a kiss? Beautiful lady." Stark smiled and blinked, his tone was flirtatiously provocative, a natural playboy, but his eyes were very clear, not half charming, and the atmosphere of the conversation between the two was weird was washed away by him.Tony Stark is an arrogant jerk, but he can be a jerk that any woman would like if he wanted to.

Ye Bai also laughed, and she fell down on the sofa with a smile, feeling refreshed and natural, and the ambiguity that had been intentionally created just now also disappeared together. Of course, friends are more reliable than collaborators who use each other.

"Let me tell you, do all of you florists speak so...tactfully like you?" Stark smiled and grabbed the last few snacks in the small basket, and fed them all into his mouth, "When you started You know I’m not an alien, right? After all, there can’t be such a handsome alien, absolutely impossible.”

"Are all Americans as narcissistic as you? No, I'm sure it's not. Only you, Mr. Tony Stark, don't forget to show your charm even when you are wrapped into a mummy. You should really show yourself Wrapped into a mummy and winking." The two who thought they could be friends began to chat awkwardly.

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"Damn it! For the sake of my friends, Bai, can't you let your dog let me go?!" Stark, who appeared in the restaurant again, had already called each other names with Ye Bai, and it was very difficult for him to get out of it. He went up and down the stairs with a huge canine pendant hanging from his leg, and no matter how hard he tried to shake it free, it was useless.

Erha, who was flattened out like a thick woolen blanket, held Tony's foot tightly with his front legs and would not let go. From time to time, he raised his head to look at Tony with a cold look, and then stuck out his tongue to lick and lick Tony's hug. On one leg, showing a mouthful of white teeth.

"Please understand the resentment of a dog whose rations were eaten by you." Ye Bai said that she had no choice but to let the wolfish Erha stop biting after discovering that her snacks were eaten up by a strange man. the consequences.

"That's what you put on the table!" The boat of friendship had just set sail and was about to capsize before leaving the port, "You feed me with dog food!" Although the taste was good, he would not refuse another dish. "And that stuff, you said it tasted like strawberries, but what did you drink for me?!" Stark swore he'd never forget that taste for the rest of his life.

"But we weren't friends at that time," Ye Bai said as a matter of course, "It would be nice to give you a bone spirit, but that thing is out of print. After the death of Principal Snape, no one can keep it. The Bone Spirit tasted so bad. You should feel honored, Tony, you drank one of the few potions left in the world brewed by a potion master." Ye Bai was serious Reasonable, trying to show Tony how precious what he was drinking was.

The author has something to say:

What would happen if you slapped Nini on the back of the head with a brick?

Nini: Who am I?where am I?

Ye Bai (pointing to Tony who appeared on TV): You are that guy's twin brother. You were chased and killed because you lost the family property. I took you in. Now you are an employee in my shop, and your job is to wash dishes.

Nini: Something seems wrong?