[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"Sorry, today's breakfast is sold out, welcome to come next time!" He watched the person in front of him take away the fragrant breakfast, and his stomach was growling.

"Uh, I'm sorry, this is our staff's lunch. You are late again. I hope you can catch up next time. I'm really sorry." Then the big dog who was overweight ran over to enjoy it' Staff' lunch.

When he set four alarm clocks and finally woke himself up, thinking about how many he wanted to buy for today's breakfast, he found that the restaurant was not open.

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This cycle went on and on, again and again, and finally, he broke out.Find the business card he threw into the corner. Didn't the man who claimed to be Deadpool say that he would accept any commission?

"Good evening Mr. Deadpool, I'm sorry, my English is not very good, can you say it again?" Ye Bai dazedly stroked Erha's head. Deadpool will pounce on it as soon as it moves, and now you can take a photo of it and use it as an emoticon package, my super fierce JPG.

"Of course, when I woke up, I felt that something good would happen today. I didn't even feel the harshness of the man next door being made by his boyfriend to kill a pig. You know, in the past, I would definitely come out of the window. Jump up and hit those two people's buttocks to make them fly to the wall and stick closer together." Deadpool said happily, and simply sat down on the counter with his long legs dangling.

"Get to the point." Ye Bai smiled, who wants to stand here and listen to you talk about today's itinerary?Hurry up so I can decide how to treat you, looking at the mess in the house, the table is messed up, the chairs are overturned, the food is dropped on the floor, trampled into a paste, stuck to someone's heel Trampled all over the restaurant floor.The crime of spoiling the food, the crime of destroying the restaurant, the crime of threatening her soup pot, Ye Bai looked at Deadpool more tenderly.

"Don't worry, a good story must have a good beginning." Deadpool put a finger between his lips, signaling to listen to him quietly, "I was so happy when I received that commission! Of course , This is not to say that I usually have very few commissions. In fact, I am busier than the President of the United States, but...you know," he raised the gun in his hand, "they are all commissions that require murder and arson. The kind where you have to fill in your life if you are not careful, although I will not die."

"Why? I've always wondered, is it because my business card is not clear enough? I hope my business scope can be expanded a little bit. For this, I even signed up for a housekeeping training class. I'm also good at car repair. Why didn't I People entrust me? Just because I can’t see my face in a jumpsuit? This is discrimination!"

No, not only because you are wearing a jumpsuit, but also because of the gun on your waist, the double knives on your back, and this terrible talkative attribute.It's hard to imagine what it will be like when you grow up if you bring your child to you.

"So today's entrustment is very important to me. Although it is also a rush, it means that my business scope has expanded, so please, give me a dinner, hurry up!" Getting angry after not moving, Deadpool pointed the gun at Peng Tang.

Late again, one hand shot out spider webs and stuck to the tall buildings, dragging him to swing forward quickly, and one hand quickly completed the change in mid-air, Peter thought that one day the world would not need Spider-Man, he could rely on This hand went to the circus to apply for a job.In order to send a few robbery criminals into the police car, he wasted too much time on the road, or he had to chase the cat for the old granny and find the parents with the little girl.

The restaurant is right in front of you, but there are a lot of people around the door, did Mr. Chef cook something delicious?The spider thread in Peter's hand broke, and he fell silently outside the crowd. He tore off Spider-Man's hood and stuffed it into the backpack. He passed through the crowd, and saw that it was being used by someone through the glass that he had cleaned brightly this morning. Chef Peng Tang with a gun pointed at his head.

He rushed in without thinking, and the moment the door was pushed open, powerful spider webs shot out from his hands, and they were about to stick to the man's hand, but he leaned back, and his spider webs wiped from his chest. But it failed.

"Oh my god! Who did I see?" The soft and unbelievable voice seemed to be stunned by a sudden surprise. The man was lying on his side on the counter like this, with one hand propping his head and the other still holding the gun and pointing at Mr. Chef. Tights, big breasts, long legs, and a small waist give a curvaceous shape. "Peter Parker, Spider-Man, hello, I'm your fan Deadpool."

He was stopped by Peter who revealed his identity. He didn't know this person who claimed to be Deadpool, and was very puzzled about how he knew his identity. He thought he had been hiding it very well.

"Wondering how I know?" Deadpool seemed to be able to read his thoughts, "From the time I was drawn, someone thought I looked like you, I mean clothes. Don't do that to me," it seemed Peter raised his hand to him defensively and made him sad, Deadpool's voice became fragile, "I know you can pop white spider silk from your hand and smear my face at any time, don't do this to your number one fan, your The poster is still on my bedside, and I watch you fall asleep every night, even while masturbating."

Seeing Peter's face fluctuating from white to red, his distressed appearance, even Ye Bai felt sorry for the child.She pressed the switch on the wall, which was designed for her boss who didn't even bother to take a few steps, and the roller blind slowly slid down, blocking the sight of the crowd outside.

"Are you okay? Peter? Are you Spider-Man? That's cool, I hired a superhero to be my waiter." Ye Bai looked at the pink apron hanging on the kitchen door, which Peter wore to entertain guests .

"No, I..." Peter panicked and tried to explain something, and finally lowered his hand weakly, "Okay, it's me, sorry."

"There's nothing to be sorry about. You've done a good job in the restaurant, that's enough." Ye Bai patted Peter on the shoulder, "Cheer up, thanks to your number one fan, tonight we There's still a lot of work to do." Motioned him to look at the messed-up restaurant.

"Is it my fault?" Deadpool sat up in surprise, "I'm sorry, I just wanted to grab a dinner, it's those people's fault, they ran away screaming when they saw me draw a gun." He looked innocent.

"One dinner? Why don't you ask the chef. Can you protect yourself, Peter." Ye Bai snapped his fingers, and the figures of Peng Tang and Yi Sang disappeared into the air under the stunned gaze of the two.

"Oh my God!" Deadpool held his face in his hands, like a little girl scared by cockroaches, "Did you see that?" He turned to Peter, "The chef is gone! What about my dinner?!"

"Dinner?" Ye Bai smiled and shook his head, shaking the brick that appeared at some point in his hand, "I think you won't have time to worry soon."

Steve Rogers, Captain America, a World War II veteran who just woke up from a 70-year slumber in ice, is struggling to adapt to modern life.With the help of S.H.I.E.L.D., he secretly moved to an apartment on the border of Brooklyn and Queens. Today is the first day.

After getting acquainted with the surrounding streets and preparing to go home, a large group of people gathered next to the apartment and stood at the door of a restaurant that was not open. It is said that a man who was robbed at gunpoint was inside.

What should we do at this time?Needless to say?He quickly went back to the room and changed his clothes, came out with his shield, quickly found a good position, the shield smashed the glass of the window, and jumped in.