[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"Sir, the call has been rejected." The mechanical electronic voice reminded Tony Stark who was leaning on the sofa.

"I can see it, shit!" Tony, who broke his leg bone in another experimental flight but didn't want to go to the hospital, dropped his phone on the table. What about being friends?She didn't even answer the phone, so she shouldn't believe what the woman said, "Hack her phone."

"Sorry, sir, the phone's system is too old, even if it's hacked, there's nothing you can do. Do you want to browse her information and communication records?" Jarvis asked.

"Who wants to see those?! I just want her to answer the phone! Damn it!" Tony wrinkled his face in pain as he accidentally touched his broken leg in excitement, "I've been so unlucky lately."

"Yes, sir, the probability of an accident in your experiment has increased by fifteen percentage points compared to last month. It is very likely that it is caused by Mercury retrograde."

"Mercury retrograde? What's that? Jarvis, what did you download on the Internet? As I said, don't use up your memory with useless things. Put the coffee on the table and I will I can take it by myself, thank you." The simple robot staggered to bring the coffee, but after being rejected by the owner, he put it on the table, and lowered his head aggrieved.

"Because you made a friend of a flower grower, I think it is necessary to update the information about the flower grower. It is necessary to understand some habits and taboos of the flower grower, otherwise it will easily cause your friendship to break. Water Retrograde is a saying among florists, when Mercury is retrograde, everything will go wrong, very similar to your current situation, sir."

"Okay, you're right, thank you Jarvis." If it was before Tony could immediately turn into an astronomer to refute this baseless statement, but recently he read some books by Plant Planters, and he felt... a bit mysterious .

"Then what should I do now, this... Mercury retrograde, what should I do?" Tony picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, then spit it out in an instant, "I swear I will donate you this time." Give the community school a little fool!" With a mouthful of saltiness, the little robot put salt grains into the coffee as sugar, which has never been a mistake before.The little robot creaked and raised its head, turned the camera towards Tony, and suddenly sprayed out a white mist, carbon dioxide foam for fire extinguishing.

"Sorry, sir, the florists have too many sayings about Mercury retrograde and retreat, I'm sorting out, and there are more Feng Shui metaphysics books, it will take at least a day." Jarvis turned to Tony, who was already covered in white foam explain. "Do you need me to contact Miss Pepper or the family doctor for you?"

"Leave me in peace for a while." Tony stared at the ceiling with wide brown eyes, his face full of lovelessness.

The cell phone he threw on the table suddenly rang, "Jarvis." He was in no mood to connect to the phone now, "Just say I'm in the lab, don't disturb."

"Received. Hello, Ms. Ye Bai, Mr. Stark is currently in his laboratory and does not want to be disturbed. If you have something, I can help you." Ignoring the behavior of calling Ye Bai's phone non-stop just now, Jarvis Seriously carry out the master's order.

"What? Is this Tony's cell phone? Uh, I thought it was a scammer, sorry." A slightly guilty voice came from the other side, "I didn't give him the cell phone number, so I didn't know it was him. "Then the one who is going to pass the time with the scammer after cleaning up, just like when he was at the flower planter, Ye Bai was the one who could chat with the scammer's mobile phone to the person who owed the money, chatting for a few hours and returning regularly.

"Jarvis!" Tony had a headache, and picked up the phone before the call was hung up, "Bai, can you tell me what to do when Mercury is retrograde?"

"Mercury retrograde? Have you been retrograde recently? I don't know much about it. Although I have learned a little bit of fortune-telling and divination, I'm not very proficient." Ye Bai felt a little strange, didn't Tony always talk about science?Sitting on the futon, stuffing a piece of firewood into the alchemy stove, covering her mouth and yawning slightly, the flames in the alchemy stove made her want to sleep, and originally planned to find a scammer to pass the time, but now it's useless up.

"Very bad," Tony pursed his lips, scratched his hair, looked at the messed-up laboratory, and his legs were still aching, I don't know why, maybe it was brought to a critical point by the recent mess Now, the words he always complained to Jarvis and Xiaodai are now spoken to the other person on the other end of the phone, "I don't think the whole thing is well."

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"So why should I believe that Mercury is retrograde? There is no scientific basis at all. But the potion you gave me is also very unscientific. My worldview is now split in half. The half says that everything in the world is built. In science, half of it says that you should accept that there are things in this world that science cannot explain. Speaking of potions, Bai, can you get me some now? Strawberry flavor, definitely not that of Principal Snape .”

"..."

"Bai? Are you listening?" The other end of the phone was unusually quiet. "Bai?" Tony took the phone from his ear to look at it suspiciously, and then put it to his ear again.

"Ah? What?" Ye Bai opened his eyes, eyes blurred, wiped the saliva from the corners of his lips, and hurriedly looked at the fire in the alchemy furnace. . "What did you say? I'm sorry I didn't catch you."

"Are you sure you just didn't hear clearly?" Tony was expressionless. This was probably the first woman who fell asleep while talking to him, and the trust between people was already in jeopardy. "I've been talking to you for almost an hour, and you told me that I didn't hear clearly? Bai, do you know how much my time is worth?"

"Sorry Tony, I'm doing alchemy, that is, making the elixir you need. I didn't sleep all night last night, so I'm a little sleepy now. I apologize." Seeing that the boat of friendship was about to turn over, Ye Bai apologized directly, although she Feels like Tony just needs to talk about the things that bother him, and he doesn't care too much about the audience's reaction.

"Really? Then can I take a look?" Tony's attention was quickly diverted when he mentioned something he was interested in.He is very interested in the production of those anti-scientific medicines.

"I want to remind you, sir, that your legs are not in good shape yet." Jarvis' voice suddenly appeared in the ears of the two of them.

"It's okay, I'll fly over in the newly made armor, Jarvis." Tony Stark has always been such a willful man.

"No, don't come here, I won't show you, you just stay at home. Who knows if you will fall from mid-air again, after all, you are retrograde. Speaking of this, Tony, you heard Have you tried the Felicity Potion?" Ye Bai had a sweet smile on her face, she had already seen a lot of small money waving to her.

"Felix Felicia? What is it?" Tony frowned, "Couldn't it be made by that headmaster again?" The smell of that bottle of Bone Spirit can be listed as one of the three shadows in his life.

"No, no, the brewing process of Felix Elixir is too complicated, and there is no room for mistakes. It is a very precious potion. The Felix Elixir brewed by Headmaster Snape himself is impossible to get now, even if he has money It's useless." But the potions in her hand were much better than those on the market, after all, Draco's potions were taught by Professor Snape himself.

In order to increase the chances of successfully crossing the catastrophe, she begged His Majesty Malfoy, who has never touched dirty potions since graduation, to boil a small bottle for her personally. After all, he was an excellent student since he was a student. synonymous, and for whatever reason, he had been Headmaster Snape's, back then Head Slytherin and Potions Professor, favorite student.

"How should I put it? If the Bone Spirit creates cracks in your scientific worldview, then the Blessing Elixir can completely break it into slag." There was a soft blanket on the floor, Erha closed her eyes as her pillow, She stretched comfortably, Ye Bai regretted making this place so comfortable, always wanting to sleep.

"To put it simply, it is something that can double your luck in a short period of time, and your wish will come true."

"It's impossible." Tony's tone was very calm, "No matter how outrageous the bone spirit is, it also directly affects the human body. Luck, a concept that can't be seen or touched, how can it be doubled?" After that, it won't be too surprising.

"In fact, it is the ability to improve people's various abilities to the allowable extreme. Can you imagine Tony? You think you are the smartest person in the world, and then there is something that doubles your intelligence. What would it be? How do you feel? You can easily succeed in whatever you do, isn’t your wish come true?”

The soft and silky tone, drifting out of the phone and into his ears, with an indescribable temptation, moved Tony a little. I don’t know if it is the Felicity Elixir that is said to make wishes come true or something else. what. "Well, so I should try it?" The little robot remade a cup of coffee, and Tony licked it tentatively. Well, the taste is normal. "How about this, you send me the things, and you set the price. Skeleton Spirit, Blessed Elixir, and whatever you find useful."

"But I can't go away now, I have to watch the fire in the stove." Ye Bai poked the bottom of the pill stove with the iron hook, the accumulated fire fell down, and the weakened firepower became stronger again. It was very close, and the light of the fire was reflected on her face, but she couldn't feel the heat at all. The heat generated by the burning in the alchemy furnace would be used for alchemy and would not leak out.

"Then I'll ask Jarvis to get it, my smart butler. Even if the car is driverless, with it controlling it, it can arrive smoothly."

"No, does your house have a window? You can wait by the window." It was a coincidence that Ye Bai tilted his head and clamped the phone around his neck. The little guy let it in.

A snow-white owl without a single feather flew in with flapping wings, put the package it was holding on the table, and squatted obediently by itself, with a black, green and silver ribbon wrapped around one leg , with a slowly swimming snake wrapped around it, spitting out a scarlet letter from time to time, Sanctimonia Vincet Semper-pure eternal victory, the crest and belief of the Malfoy family.

This is a young owl with strong wings, but the little guy is quite tired after flying so far, Ye Bai gave it a small glass of water first, and then went downstairs to get some food for it.If it is a leased owl, then it is fine to pay a tip, but how could the Malfoy family do such a thing as a lease, just like Tony Stark borrowing money to buy a house, it is an impossible event.

"That's it, Tony, your legs should be able to reach the window, right? I will send it to you as soon as possible." After roughly calculating the exchange rate between galleons and dollars, he gave Tony a number and account number.

Hanging up the phone, and returning upstairs with the owl food, the little owl cooed twice, kissed her hand affectionately, and flew to enjoy every meal. Looking at it, although it looks different from the last few times, it seems that it is not edible, but it does not prevent it from drooling at the little owl.

"Don't scare it." Ye Bai rubbed Erha's dog's head, and began to unpack the package that came to her from across the ocean. It was a box with a space spell cast on it. Inside was a bunch of potions with a shrinking spell cast on it. There is a letter.

The smooth and gorgeous cursive characters are ten times more beautiful than Ye Bai's, and there are a lot of courteous words belonging to the nobles, with false praises in between the lines, just like the fake smile on Draco's delicate face.He greeted her body with unique Malfoy concern, and attached some potions she asked him for, and told a few interesting things he had encountered recently, most of which was to laugh at a fool in his eyes with the greatest malice .Finally, in a tone of charity, he invited her to Malfoy Manor to attend his son Scorpius' first birthday, with a port key.

Dekla Malfoy is a jerk, Ye Bai knew it ten years ago when she was still at Hogwarts, even now she still thinks so, but she is also her best friend.