[Comprehensive Yingmei] I just want to get through a catastrophe

"Darling, you have to rely on yourself when you go abroad. Take care, dear. Get over the calamity and come back early. We will miss you!" The soft white rabbit looked at Ye Bai with tears in his eyes. , holding hands and looking at teary eyes, the rabbit's eyes are red, and there is a small suitcase under his feet, which seems a bit shabby for someone who is going abroad.

"Don't worry dear, I will overcome the calamity as soon as possible when I go abroad, and I will come back and build a flower planter with you when I succeed in crossing the calamity!" Ye Bai tightly held White Rabbit One's short hand and shook it, dressed in white. Knitted sweater, a white wool cap on the head to cover the soft black hair like crow feathers, and a round fur ball on the top, the palm-sized face is mostly covered by the red scarf, leaving a pair of big Her peach-blossom eyes, with light shadows under the eyelashes, are quiet and soft, and she seems to be full of affection for anyone she looks at.

The white rabbit dragged Ye Bai's salute over, "Dear, remember to bring the salute, there are artifacts we prepared for you, one is worth five!" He stretched out a rabbit paw imposingly, but No matter how you look at it, this little paw doesn't have five fingers. "I heard that foreign countries are particularly dangerous. Like the island country next door, all kinds of little monsters fall from the sky every day. Several relatives who traveled to the island country were injured. Your life may be in danger every day abroad. You must carry a magic weapon with you. relative!"

Letting go of White Tuyi's hand, Ye Bai took the salute and turned upside down, wondering if he might be overweight.In fact, her important things have already been prepared, and they are all in the sumeru bag. The suitcase is just a show and throws a few clothes, and when she goes out, she is taken by the white rabbit, and she is evasive and refuses to show it to her. She was still curious about what was added inside.

"Thank you dear, may I know what the artifact is?" Ye Bai smiled softly, his eyes curved into crescents.

"Yes..." Before White Rabbit Two could say a word, White Rabbit One covered his mouth three times, and he was speechless.

"This is a surprise we prepared for you dear, it's not time to unwrap the present, we will leave the surprise for you to discover by yourself." White Rabbit said seriously, "No peeking, when you get there You will feel our love and longing for you when you take it apart."

Ye Bai withdrew his hand that was about to unzip the zipper for a sneak peek, "Okay, I'll take a look when I get there. I don't know how long it will take to go abroad this time. I will miss your relatives." Ye Bai stretched out his hand and rubbed it. Rubbing the rabbit's soft fur, his fingers were slender and slender, sunken into the snow-white fur, the skin was almost as white as the fur, and light blue blood vessels appeared underneath.

Withdrawing his hand, Ye Bai secretly sighed, sure enough, the past two years of crazy crossing the catastrophe still caused damage to the body, and what's more, 43 consecutive tribulations ended in failure.When I get there, I still start the pill furnace first. I don’t know if I can buy the materials I need there, and it’s always inconvenient to send them across the country.

Ye Bai, a sword cultivator of the Tianshan Jindan stage, left the sect after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and lived a very corrupt life among the rabbits.

Relying on fortune-telling and looking at Feng Shui to make money, he traveled all over the north and south of the flower planter, ate all kinds of delicacies, and then lived by the West Lake, mixing various social software.She has retweeted 90.00% of all kinds of posts on the Internet that are not retweets, not flower rabbits; she retweets the penguin boss's birthday transfer group when she sees it, regardless of whether the boss will have [-] birthdays in a month, Then she was kicked out of the group; there was always her onlookers at the gossip tearing B scene; "Sims" played from one to four, and could stay up all night for various small business games; I read them one by one and memorized the number. When I went home and nestled on the sofa, I called Yunzidan, who was trying to sell Bailing. I was hung up on countless times by the man on the other side, and I persisted until I was completely blocked before changing to another one.

The elder brother went down the mountain to see her like this and was going to bring her back to Qishan for remodeling, but she rejected it very roguely. As a swordsman, she has been abandoned by hot weapons and the information age. She is so sad that only all kinds of food can comfort her With a wounded heart, if she wants to go back to Tianshan to eat pickled vegetables and steamed buns, she will die of grief.

After leaving the elder brother in anger, Ye Bai continued to live a degenerate life of shopping, buying, eating, eating, and living in the house, doing fortune-telling for others, occasionally refining alchemy, and earning some living expenses.Although he is a sword cultivator, the Tianshan sect has always been versatile. A certain brother's painting is still hanging in the museum. In short, he will not die of hunger.Until the master went down the mountain in person and brought her bad news.

She has been in the golden core stage for 30 to [-] years, and it is time to cross the catastrophe, although she has no idea why she is going to cross the catastrophe after she has not practiced for many years and has not encountered a flash of enlightenment. Is time accumulated?Then what are the masters and brothers still working so hard to practice?

But it doesn't matter whether Ye Bai can understand the fact that the master can come out of the mountain in person, in short, it's time for her to pass the catastrophe, if she continues to eat and wait to die, she will be kicked out of the master's door directly, and become a poor little wandering in the vast sea of ​​people with nowhere to return.

Then no matter how Ye Bai was begging to be let go, the master in a white robe with a very godlike style twisted his goatee and lovingly stroked her dog's head and rejected her, and said that he watched the sky at night, and her catastrophe would Finally, it's too dangerous to stop at the golden core stage, you have to go through the catastrophe.

The master dresses like a magic stick and is indeed a magic stick in essence. The mantra is babalabala, watching the sky at night for the teacher, and sometimes it is very effective.For example, when Ye Bai hadn't left Tianshan Mountain, Master Han Dong looked at the sky at night and calculated that a catastrophe was coming in Tianshan Mountain, but because it was cloudy that night and half of the stars could not be seen, everyone ignored him.As a result, the next day was a blizzard that never happened in a century, and the sky and the earth were completely white.Hulala has been scraping for more than two months, and the food prepared is exhausted in three days. There is only white noodles and pickles. Some seniors can't help but want to find something to eat, so they fly up and become snowmen in an instant. , Tianshan has been eating steamed buns and pickles for more than two months, it really is a catastrophe.

Although the brothers all said that it was definitely because the master had read the weather forecast in advance, but the steamed buns and pickles for more than two months had become the shadow of Ye Bai's childhood, so she was always fascinated by the master's night sky observation and never doubted it.

Then in just two years, Ye Bai tried 43 times to cross the catastrophe. When No. 17 failed, he was drawn into the organization by the white rabbit who came to him and became a member of the Flower Planters Cultivation Alliance. Of course, this alliance There are not only practitioners, but also some other things.

After 43 failed tribulations, White Rabbit thought it was bad feng shui, suggested she go abroad for a try, and found several examples of successful tribulations abroad to brainwash her, Bai Ye finally decided to go abroad to cross tribulations.

"I'm sorry dear, the main reason is that you have crossed catastrophes too frequently in the past two years, which has caused panic and rumors among the masses. After all, everyone is building a harmonious society now, and feudal superstition is not conducive to the spiritual construction of flower growers." White Rabbit Er lowered his head in embarrassment, the tablet in his hand was full of news about thunderstorms hitting ghosts everywhere in the flower planter in the past two years, lightning in the clear sky striking people unscathed, news of sword immortals with pictures and Jiebao and so on.

"It's me who should say I'm sorry," Ye Bai saluted, and the radio was already announcing the ticket check-in and boarding, she still smiled softly, and said softly to White Rabbit [-]: "It's me who caused you too much trouble in the past two years. What a hassle."

The rabbits who are in charge of dealing with the aftermath of the practitioners and elves and ghosts are really working hard.Just take Ye Bai as an example, if she wants to overcome the catastrophe, the rabbits have to issue a lightning warning first, regardless of whether the season is right or not, the rabbits of the flower planter complain that the weather has become more and more strange in recent years. Also partly responsible.

"Darling, the organization has arranged everything for you over there. Don't worry, go there and get through the tribulation well. If you have anything to do, please contact us. No matter where you are, the Flower Planter will always be your home." The white rabbit waved goodbye to Ye Bai, tears were about to fall out of his eyes, the second white rabbit was also full of worry, and wiped his glasses with his little hand, as if he wanted to send the little white rabbit from the flower planter to the den of the big bad wolf the same.

"Thank the organization for me, please rest assured, I will never come back unless I succeed in overcoming the catastrophe, and I will never become a stumbling block to the harmonious construction of the flower growers." Ye Bai expressed her determination, but in fact she was very uncertain. Qi Shan is a practitioner, but the master said that it is useless for her to practice now, she needs to find opportunities, she has visited all the flower growers, but she has not found opportunities.

Saying goodbye to the two teary-eyed rabbits, Ye Bai got on the plane to New York, the plane ascended steadily, Ye Bai closed his eyes, well, I hope she can be less conspicuous in that New York that is said to be facing destruction every day The robbery was successful.

However, she became the most conspicuous existence at the security checkpoint.

"What is this? Miss?" The carry-on suitcase was opened, and the security inspector looked at her and motioned her to explain why she had to carry this kind of thing with her.Of course, it's not that he can't see what it is, he just wants to know why he brought this kind of thing to the United States.

"..." The atmosphere at the scene was very embarrassing, everyone who came out from the same crew looked at the things in the box, and then turned their eyes to Ye Bai.

"..." Ye Bai felt that they were looking at her now as if they were looking at a mentally retarded person. She really felt the love the white rabbits had for her. Perhaps this was the deep love that remained after cleaning up the mess for her 43 times in a row.

"Miss?" The man has already started to touch the gun at his waist, and he can't be blamed for being sensitive, this is New York.The crowd retreated slowly, forming a vacuum around Ye Bai.

"As you can see, sir, this is... a brick." She really wanted to cover her face, but she saw someone taking a picture of her with a mobile phone. Ye Bai, who always acts as a melon eater, never thought of being on the news. .

"I know, it's a brick." The man withdrew his hand on his waist. After the latest technology inspection by Stark, it was indeed a very ordinary brick. It was solid and there was no digging inside. Kong put in some contraband, "I just want to know why you came to New York with a brick."

"Uh... is this... a custom of ours?" How could there be such a custom of carrying bricks when going out? Ye Bai was in a headache, the white rabbit was cheating on me!I really want to buy a ticket and fly back now!

"Flower growers always have many different customs," Ye Bai smiled. She had a beautiful smile, quiet and gentle. An oriental woman is petite. She looked weak and weak, as if speaking loudly would scare her. Her eyes were clear. Soft, the words can't help but be convincing, "This is a kind of commemoration, brought out from home, it means that no matter where you go, home is by your side. Is there any problem?" Ye Bai looked at the man sincerely. Lies without blushing.

"Really? It's a strange custom, but I know it feels great to have family by my side," the man smiled and closed the suitcase for Ye Bai. "I wish you a happy stay in New York."

"Thank you, I think I will." Ye Bai took the suitcase handed over by the man, nodded with a smile, and left the airport hall dragging the suitcase containing the artifact.